Write a
>be ____
>get ____
catchphrase for the country above
>>76937142
>be German
>get enriched by Abdul
>>76937142
>be German
>get ethnically replaced
>>76937186
>be Italian youth
>be unemployed
>>76937227
>Be German
>Get rapefugees
>>76937227
>be german
>suck muslim dick
>>76937302
>be italian
>look like a rapefugee
>>76937461
>be Finnish
>get khan'd
>>76937461
>be finn
>get drunk in sauna
>>76937396
>be Bulgarian
>instigate a war and quickly become irrelevant
>>76937516
>be irish
>get potato'd
>>76937461
>be Mongolian
>
>>76937602
>be leaf
>get raped by muslims
>be german
>get fickie fickie
>>76937602
>be Canada
>get gender neutral anthem
>>76937461
>be finnish
>get memed
>>76937602
>be leaf
>get enriched thanks to the rapefugee loving faggot pm
>>76937616
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Fucking gypsy.
>>76937616
>>76937760
>be murican
>get shot
>be bulgarian
>get cuck'd by t*rks
>Be British
>(and secretly gay)
>>76937760
>be American
>be gay
>get shot
>>76937866
>be romanian
>get mugged and raped by ruskie mafia
>>76937866
>be romanian
>get killed by neighbour for the last copper cable
>>76937616
>be hungry
>eat potatos
>be full
>>76937866
>be romanian
>impale turkroaches
>>76937909
>>76938027
>be fat
>get myocardial
>be American
>get controlled by Jews
>one shot at life
>get shot
guess nationality :D
>>76937866
>be romanian
>is actually roma gypsie
>>76938135
>be Brazilian
>get stabbed
>>76938135
>be brazilian
>you're a brazilian :(
>be bulgarian
>Blow horn instuments
>>76937142
>be Dutch
>get laid
>>76938235
>be british
>get beheaded by muslims
>>76938257
>Be Australian
>Shitpost so much that Moot hates you.
>be German
>get ficki ficki'd
>>76938145
French
>>76937916
Don't you have some Digger Nick to attend, Franz?
>be Jewish
>get gassed
>>76938257
>be australian
>get beaten by emu or biten by spider
>>76938418
>be american
>get fatter
>>76938418
>be american
>get shot
>>76938274
>be dutch
>get topped
>>76938500
>be british
>get sent to prison for not binning dat knoife
>>76938523
>be gipsy
>rob a supermarket
>be english
>get BTFO'd by russkies
>>76937916
>be American
>be gay
Isn't that kind of redundant? :^)
>>76938494
>be polish
>get into space
>be stupid
>get american
>>76938653
>be Polish
>clean toilets
>>76938769
>be canadian
>get lazy niggers to put out a fire
>be aussie
>get killed by spoidahs
>>76938274
>be dutch
>have the high hiv rate because homosex only
>>76938769
>be Canada
>A FUCKING LEAF
>>76938769
>be Leaftard
>get converted to Islam
>>76938868
That's a really, really low blow, buddy.
SAVAGE
>>76938697
Clever.
You just worry about maintaining what little non-nigger-raped blood you have left for the next decade you self-shaming, cowardly, politically-correct appeasing, normative pussy. Shame of whites, just leave the global map already.
>be french
>get balls lost in Dunkerque
>>76937142
>ge German
>get cucked by Arab
Isn't that kind of redundant? :^)
>>76938652
>be brazilian
>get bleached
>be Serbian
>Remove
>>76938963
>be Australian
>lose the war to a fucking bird
>>76938982
>Shame of whites*
*In your case, that amounts to about 62% :^)
>be German
>work for fun
>>76939075
>be Polish
>get rekt in ww2
>>76938652
>be Brazilian
>get 7:1'd
>>76939143
>be kraut
>get converted
>be pollandais
>get fucked by all europe
>>76939244
you mean backstabbed by your allies ?
>>76939276
>>76939295
>be finnish
>get great k/d ratio
>>76939244
>be australian
>get BTFOed by brits
>>76939403
>be french
>get fucked by all africa
>>76939412
>be strong pole
>lose to czechs in 1919
>>76939468
lmao
>>76939468
>be kurwa
>get potato
>>76939468
>be Polack
>immigrate to Germany for work
>comes home to "bantz" on Germany
>>76937616
>be hungarian
>get depressed
>>76939524
>be norway
>get a burqa
>>76939488
>be czech
>pretend you are german
>>76939488
>be czech
>get 88gets
>get also fucked by germans
>>76939488
>be czech
>pretend you are human
>>76939644
>be Finn
>get eye surgery because you look like a mongoloid Asian half-breed
>>76939524
at least we get more than ireland
>>76939608
>be dirty slav
>do carpentry work for norwegians while we laugh and point at you
>>76939720
lmao
>>76939666
>be Hitler
>get anglo'd
>>76939720
That's because half your population is in Ireland.
>>76939666
>be german
>actually be turkroach
>>76939666
impressive get my master
pls love me back :((
>>76939720
>be norweigan
>get rich
>>76939746
never been to cucknorway, don't need to
>be norway
>get alpha on the web, beta in real life
>>76939796
>>76939807
Noice :^)
>>76939812
You will always have my love <3
>>76939800
>ireland
>get robbed by brits
>>76939819
>be english
>get terrible food
>>76939666
>Be German
>Get satanic trips
>>76939819
>be British
>expose only tooth on the Jeremy Kyle show
>>76939862
>be polish
>get gang raped by russia and germany
>>76939899
>Be Australian
>Get to be a sick cunt
>>76939666
>be German
>america ends up making a better marzen than you
>>76939883
>gypsy
>talking about robbing
>>76939944
>Be australian
>Get got
>>76939944
>be bogan
>get abbo'd
>>76939932
>be gypsy
>get an internet access in an alley next to a mcDonalds in london
>>76939944
>be Aussie
>pay reparations to abbos
>>76939932
>be Romanian
>get swindled by gypsies
>>76939949
>be American
>get ruled by a nigger. Twice
>>76939932
>be romanian
>grow up to be the town rapist
>>76939862
The fact that you use the words "alpha" and "beta" just shows how fucking insecure you are.
>>76939944
Ayyyy
>>76939932
>be country with glorious history and traditions
>everyone thinks you are gybo
JUST
>>76939979
>be irish
>starve from lack of potatoes
>>76939979
>potatoe nigger
>implying you re not worse than a gyppo
>>76940061
>be norway
>get to post lousy rebuttals on 4chan
>>76940052
>town rapist
thats moldova dummy
>>76940083
>be america
>die from eating too many potatoes
>>76940050
>be german
>get ficki ficki'd
>>76940063
>Be Australian
>Get emu'd
>>76940048
>be canadian
>get swindled by arabs
>>76939143
>be German
>get assfucked by the anglosphere forever always
>>76940171
lmao
>>76940131
Stay cheeki breeki slav
>>76940198
*fapfapfap*
>>76940177
>Be romanian
>get gyppod
>>76940022
>be pole
>get no internet access because you re in a 3rd world shithole
>>76937142
>Be German
>Get cucked.
>>76940084
>Be Romanian
>Beg on my streets
>>76940245
>be gypsy
>be gypsy
>>76940177
>be Romanian
>get a paycheck of 200 dollars, for 16 hours of work a day, every day, for a month
>>76940244
>be South African
>kill whitey
>>76940245
>be romanian
>get cardboard housing
>>76940280
>be danish
>pay 60% tax
>>76940336
>be german
>pay 60% jizya
>>76939403
>be French
>get bataclan'd
>>76940269
>be irish
>be the global community's D student
>>76940269
>be Irish
>get diddled by Catholic priests
>>76940244
>be south africa
>get BLACKED™
>>76940301
>be British
>elect a muslim mayor
>>76940495
>be german
>get to ruin europe twice
>>76940407
>Be Polish
>Get divided by neighbors
>>76940495
>Be German
>Get diddled by imams
>>76940549
Stop, you're making me blush :^)
>>76940592
Noice :^)
>be Northern Ireland
>get rekt
TONIGHT Ireland 0:5 /POL/and
>>76940518
>be huezilian
> get Dilma'd
>be huezilian
>get zika'd
>>76940549
>be canada
>kill your enemies
>lose
>>76940592
>be irish
>get black and tan'd
>>76940622
lmao
Holy shit, this thread has me in tears. You magnificent cunts :^)
>>76940588
>be belgium
>be not even a real country
>>76940622
>be Bulgarian
>get GREEKED
>>76940588
>be belgian (that's not even a nation)
>get to be kaliphat before 2030
>>76940664
Ah hahahaha well done
>>76940773
>be american
>get blacked
>>76940762
>be Greek diaspora
>get deported because browner than a mexican
>>76938832
>be romanian
>be a fucking gypsie
>>76940588
>be belgian
>buy ommegang to bolster your failing beercraft.
>>76940664
>be 'british'
>sip tea before sun rises
>ramadan
>>76940669
>be german
>tfw currywurst is haram
>pull up lederhosen and yodel quranic phrases
>>76940768
>Be early modern powerhouse
>Get dragged into war with Russia by Lithuania
>be sweden
>get yessed
>>76940914
>be irish
>be too poor to get migrants
>>76940990
> be dutch
> ???
>>76940914
>be irish
>major contribution to the humanities is the fucking limerick
>>76941046
>be polish
>get removed
>>76941046
Kek
>be Polish
>Get Drunk.
>>76939872
Queerest shit I"ve seen all day, ladies. Germany ain't shit any more thanks to all their nigger love.
>>76941079
>be english
>get skin cancer because the sun never sets
>>76940622
Noice
>>76941079
>Implying that's a bad thing
>>76941127
>be american
>Major contribution to humanity is aids
>be amuhrican
>get shillary for president
>>76941133
>be autrian
>get election fraud
>>76941223
>be bulgarian
>capture 20 refugees and deport them with bare hand
>>76941127
>be american
>Make America Great Again
>>76941328
>be polish
>come over ere n tek are jobs
>>76941362
aw,lad.
>be british
>banter to death the locals from Marseille
>>76939666
>be german
>get raped on multiple occassions over 100 years
>>76941087
come visit our degenerate capital city, you'll find plenty to bantz us with.
>be american
>get shitty 'common core' education
>>76941405
>be british
>get more pakis
>>76941536
Word. At some point the yerms will realize they've been made into the nigger spectacle of the world and nut up. Until then, they're worthless women.
>>76941577
>be colgate
>get spread on a toothbrush and used to clean the cum from a grotty northern bird's rotten nashers
>>76941187
There is literally nothing wrong with being gay :^)
>>76941635
>be upside down indonesia
>>76938135
>be favela monkey
>get Zika
>>76941635
>Be Polish
>Get gibs off the British government
>>76941678
lmao
>>76941684
>be british
>get to save holiday money by just going to Luton or Birmingham
>>76941771
>be amsterdam
>get brazilian trannies
>>76941817
>be English
>get 5-0'd
>>76941846
It's cheaper to go to birmingham than pakistan and the culture's the same
>>76941846
>Be German
>Never go on holiday because you work 7 days a week 52 weeks a year.
>>76941846
Only time I would willingly go to the shithole that is Birmingham.
>be german
>be proud of not being proud
>>76941991
>be Brit
>get cucked out of India by an anorexic pacifist in diapers
>>76938418
>>76938982
Since we're on 4chan I saw some statistics avout what kind of porn is the most popular in your country :^) Guess what kind?
>inb4 lol american supreme bantz
>inb4 let me tell you what countries are white
> and again inb4 STOP TELLING ME IM ONLY 62% WHITE YOU KEKS!!!!
>>76941846
>be german
>get cucked by sandniggers
>>76942224
>Guess what kind?
Ooooh, let me try! Was I right? :^)
>>76941985
That doesn't make sense though, there's krauts everywhere on holiday. It's almost as if you've never had problems finding a sunbed without a towel on.
>>76942105
>be german
>only colonial contribution is fucking namibia
>>76940914
>be potato nigger
>get excess of chromosomes due to inbreeding.
>>76937142
>be Jew immigrant
>get welfare
>>76937142
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4om1rQKPijI
that gif always reminds me of this song
>>76942398
>be Britain
>get turned into the Isle of Pakistan
>>76942402
>be american
>fuck sister
>>76942560
lmao
>>76942402
>be American
>get sentenced to death because your nipple accidentally slipped out
>>76942560
>be bonger
>get cucked by sharia zone
>>76942560
>be Britain
>GET A LIFE, BIN THAT KNIFE
>>76942376
(Thanks for the (You))
Indeed. I think it was that pic
>>76942560
>be british
>queen moves to canada as it isn't a complete shithole like the rest of the world
>be spaniard
>get your language fucked by mexican subhumans.
>>76942724
>merkel
>>76942790
>Be USA'an
>Elect nigger president
>Somehow try to explain how cucked other countries are
>>76942841
>是加拿大
>这是本年度
>>76942890
>be English
>get rekt by russia at the last minute
>>76943020
>Be Norwegian
>Get extra time in the cuckshed as a reward for burning down that church
>>76943105
>be french
>surrender
>>76942841
>be canadian
>prep bulldog
>>76942724
Did you mean the Schengen-zone?
>>76943020
>USA'an
Topkek i love u but...
>be norway
>get """""raped"""" by somalian
>feel bad for him
>>76943105
>be french
>entire youth team isn't french, but african.
>>76943221
>be spanish
>don't go to work
>>76943185
>be british
>get muslim mayor
>>76943180
>Be bong
>Wife gets excessive time with Abdul because your son drowned in you backyard pond
>>76943293
>be brit
>get cuck'd by pakis
This is universal for the whole western yurop tbqh
>>76943221
>Be Spain
>Thinking Europes' northernmost country have more bulls than the country closest to Morocco.
Nice one I admit.
>>76943293
>tfw i do have work
>be quintescentially british
>expand sharia
>>76943463
>Be Latvian
>???????????
>>76943463
>be Latvian
>bore yourself to death
>>76943463
>>76943553
>be latvian
>die of liver cancer
>>76943553
>be British
>eat cheese
You will never recover from my bants
>>76943463
>Be Baltic wasteland
>Still craving Russian cock
>>76943610
>be Montenegro
>shill communism/putinism
>>76943610
>Be whatever the fuck you call yourselves
>Literally half a nigger
>>76943610
>be mountain negro
>be perma-shithole from former communist regime
>>76943463
We deport them back, sincr they come to our cities that are in africa, not mainland spain.
>>76943823
>be british
>get groomed
>>76943680
>be a non-country
>>76939062
>Be Serbian
>Can't enter Čavoglave
>>76943805
>be canadian
>get memed on
>somehow out meme your memers
>>76943870
>be serbia
>get cucked by NATO
>>76943844
>Be spain
>reply to filthy Baltic because your nigger-eyes cant see clearly enough what flag id on screen
>>76943185
>>76943276
That doesn't follow the model set by OP, my dear assblasted friends.
>>76944007
>be skyrim
>get killed by frostbite spoidah
>>76944007
I've been studying for 3 days straight with no sleep. Give me a break sempai.
>>76944036
I rly hope a newfag like yourself didn't buy 4chan gold
>>76944133
>Be Norwegian
>Get your kids taken away by Barnevernet
>>76944099
>frog
>>76937516
>Be Irish.
>Get genocided from potato shortage.
>Surrounded by water.
>Can't fish.
>>76944132
Is it that hard to get a citizenship in your country?
Nah m8. Its all bants and conversation. This is all something USA people don't understand :)
>>76943293
> be spanish
> dont have a work
> look up to the tomato farmers
>>76944267
>be Aussie
>get sexually assaulted by emus
