redpill me on crickets, /pol/.
Everyone says they're just rubbing their legs together, but I hear them right outside my window and I'm pretty sure they're spying on me for the jews.
You feed them to your gecko
>>76913275
How do I catch them? Also what kind of gecko do I need?
>>76913039
Underrated post.
>having windows
the translucent jew strikes again
>>76913466
Go to petsmart, leopard gecko
>>76913554
>leopard gecko
those block RFID?
>>76913795
What?
>>76914189
Don't I need an RFID-blocking gecko? Otherwise the jews can use the moths to sniff the data from the inactive cricket, right?
Maybe I should be asking this on /g/
>believing anything outside your house is actually real and you are not stuck in a jewish simulation of hell.
baka desu senpai
They aren't rubbing their legs together.
They're rubbing their HANDS.
THE CRICKETS ARE THE JEWS.
>>76914366
They sell specially bred designer leopard geckos which have the rare RFID blocking trait. Dont get jewed by the non-desigber ones
>>76914366
I have no idea what RFID is is this like russian federation internet defence?
I'll leave this here
>>76914694
That's an ugly cricket
>>76913039
It might be possible.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Th2qwiC7q70
>>76914641
Ugh, sounds expensive. Can I get them at petsmart or do I have to buy them online?
>>76914900
Somehow I don't think it's as simple as just giving the crickets money. Would be nice, though
>>76914694
Truly the nastiest of all the shit I seen in southern Los Angeles.
