I have a 700 word essay on the Holocaust due in 4 days
>>76908056
REMEMBER
>>76908056
>700 word essay
literally 30 minutes of work
>>76908056
>tfw 4 word essay on the holocaust due in 700 days
>>76908056
Just regurgitate what they want to hear. Going against the machine while still in academia isn't going to benefit you.
>>76908056
Isn't it summer? I though people were out of school?
is that how frogs reproduce? Post a video of it
>>76908056
>700 word essay
Sorry, you must be at least 18 years of age to post here.
>>76908056
Easiest topic ever with thousands of sources... Get off /pol/ underage faggot.
>>76908145
Do not post the video.
>>76908145
How can you be this stupid?
I'm a lazy fat fuck
>>76908113
Not if you procastinate for several weeks lol.
>>76908056
>700 words
>essay
what kind of light-weight, diversity requirement shit is this?
>>76908235
post it fagot
>>76908145
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgROaJY6Xnk
>>76908288
eat shit, i just finished an essay on molecular genetics after months of procrastination
>>76908056
Remember the 6 gorillion that died in the 6 billion gas chambers at 6 million concentration camps.
>>76908056
Greatest story never told is good source material.
>>76908056
Just write "The holocaust didn't happen." 175 times.
>>76908327
Frogs reproduce sexually. Fertilization happens outside the body though. They have eggs. Tadpoles come out. They develop into frogs.
>>76908056
Make it all up.
It can be about how the Holocaust didn't happen if I can prove it didn't
>>76908526
Underrated post.
>>76908288
I finished a 20 page report in literally 20 hours.
I did a 10 page research paper about democracy in the Middle East in 12.
>>76908403
>tfw hurdle exam for Biochemistry tomorrow
But I'm a heterosexual White male so will do fine.
>>76908056
Do like Jews did and make it up.
>>76908056
HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG
copy and paste 175 times
>>76908347
thanks man
>>76908491
you're an idiot
>>76908056
Just turn in a sheet of paper that says "The Holocaust didn't happen, but it should have, and by God, it will."
>>76908056
Just write about how bad Hitler was, you'll get an A+++
>>76908659
>biochem, chemistry and genetics exams next week
wew lads, let's see those high distinctions
Just read a memoir and write about it. Millions of people died its literally the easiest thing to find info on
>>76908760
>you're an idiot
You got me good, guy who asked how frogs reproduce.
I already told teach "miss ya dumb bitch Holocaust didn't happen, what are you fucking retarded" she got rustled
>>76908056
>It did not occur all you kikes.
Now highlight the greentext, use ctrl+c and then ctrl+v and copy it 100 times, essay done.
You are welcome.
>>76909021
you're an idiot because you were wrong
>>76908056
18 millions !
Remember this goyim.
>>76908056
http://www.unitednativeamerica.com/aiholocaust.html Here you go.
>>76908056
NOT TRUE KIKE DYKE
>>76909137
I was right though. So what are you on about?
>>76908056
Start with "Concerning the Jews and their lies" and write what comes naturally.
>>76908056
>700 words
What are you in the 4th grade?
>holocaust
It was the worst event in human history, that's all you need to know. Just say how important it is that something like that never happens again.
>>76908138
Check flag.
>>76908056
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6AiqtJCm6A
I've got a 10,000 word one due tomorrow requiring 15 citations yet here I am.
>I'll get it done on time, too.
>>76908056
Books don't bite, son.
>700 words
>4 days
You lazy fuck
>>76908118
IT DID NOT HAPPEN?
>>76908056
In fourteen hundred and ninty two Columbus would lead the way to the righteous extermination of the savages. Many claim that the native american genocide never happened but the will of god did determine that the hands of the spanish and english should clean this great nation clean of all the heathen.
All these retards falling for a 10 year old /sp/ meme. It's so fucking overused, yet people always seem to fall for it.
Bravo OP, quality shitpost thread.
>>76909074
Lmao.
Canadians learn shitposting from early age. Cannot compete.
>>76909374
10k words. M8 you should have 50 citations.
>>76909281
check out the video man
>>76908056
>>76908056
700 words, that's childs play. Did a 1400 LA paper in a single night, got a 90.
But instead of just mocking you, I will try to provide some tips. Actually play it out, for one thing. Get your paragraphs structured how you want them, then write the first draft with bare info. Then go back and add a fuckton of fluff; big words and personal "interpretation" (google shit). Might I also suggest adding a section about dissenting opinion on the Holocost? Of course you can claim that it is all real at the end like a good goy
>>76909513
Did I say 15?
I meant 50.
>>76908056
Pick 700 holla-cost names then list them with intro and outro.
>>76909374
how is this 15 citations only? I've done 3000 word essays that requiredmore citations.
how about not do it on the holocaust but how germany came to the point of electing hitler?go to the source of what they dont want you to talk about.
mainly the fact that any jew teacher doesnt want to face the fact another hitler could rise if they dont subvert the social fabric of white culture first.
>>76908056
hugely exaggerate. talk about the holocoaster, and the drowning pool. make sure to mention all the jews eating diamonds and shitting them out only to eat them again. talk about the lampshades and say they even made couches and bicycles out of jews.
when the teacher says any of this stuff is wrong, accuse her of being an anti-semite and report her to ADL/SPLC
>>76908056
Say you are being forced to trigger other students and start a protest.
Claim to be Armenian or something.
>>76908056
>What is wikipedia?
>Asking psychopathic anti Semites on an anonymous cartoon image board to help you write a school essay on the holocaust
>>76908056
That is one of the best pepes i've ever seen
>>76910085
this and get super specific.
eyes were experimented with to see if the wheel generator,when wired to a jews eyes could create light and that jew intestines were used as inner tubes.frame and bars were bones.noses were brake pads
>>76908056
what is the specification?
can you write on an obscure aspect of it?
>>76908056
Write it as it is : It did not happened like in the movies or like what the media is telling us :
Of course Nazis where the bad guys and all but the story got distorted and romanticized to satisfy the jewish elite.
>>76909593
Firstly, that is not the norm in frogs. This is why the video describes it as weird. Second, that's not budding or something you idiot. They hatched from eggs. Mother frogs lay their eggs and a male fertilizes them, they eggs are often carried on their back. That's why it looks like the male is mounting them and having sexual intercourse with them to some observers. They fertilize the eggs on their back. The eggs don't usually stay on the back though, they are suspended in water, they hatch and tadpoles come out which develop into frogs.
The difference with this frog, is that the eggs sink into the mothers back. The tadpoles hatch in her back and go through development there. It's the same process except the eggs sink into the skin, apparently in their environment it leads to higher survivability, which is why this curiosity evolved. It makes some sense. Eggs suspended in water and tadpoles swimming free can be very hazardous. The trade off here, is that if the mother gets eaten, they all die.
>>76910260
right?
>>76910789
there's a video of me being right
>>76908056
Two words
TRANSFER
AGREEMENT
>>76911524
You made no claims about how frogs reproduce. All you said was that the process I laid out was wrong, which it isn't. I also just explained to you why the frog in the video is not an exception to the general rule.
Since you like videos, here is a video designed for grade school children:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJOOxlFs9Is
>>76908327
You're a fucking faggot. Gb2reddit
>>76912301
says guy who wrote an essay about frog reproduction on a saturday night
>>76908056
Do you have the balls for Official Holocaust denial with your name on it?
>>76908056
>write "didn't happen" 350 times
>prepare for the coming shit storm
>>76908056
Write about all of the non-jews targeted in the holocaust. Don't mention the grabblers even once.
>>76908113
I don't even think 700 words counts as an essay.
>>76911914
Personally I dislike it with things emerge from inside other things. Except for my dick.
>>76908118
"The Holocaust never happened."
>>76908056
Tackle holocaust denialism from the otherside.
Millions of communists, russians, etc killed are ignored because it was acceptable holocaust denialism.
So we over inflate jewish holocaust to justify modern fascism by zionists, and hide communist, slav holocaust to make western fascism more palatable.
>>76908056
easy. You can start with a subtle..
"HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG"
Then add as many "HEIL HITLER" as required to fulfill
>>76914883
>otherside
OY VEY
>>76908056
>700 word essay due in 4 days
bitch please, I have a 100 word essay due next may.
>>76915161
HOW LONG HOW LONG
>>76915252
Fuck off, I have to write a haiku by 2020.
>>76915446
>2020
by nest may I meant ice age.
who's more fucked now?
>>76908298
Gotta be summer school
remedial english or remedial history
Haha how do you even write paragraphs guys? Red pill me. Shits fucked
>>76915446
Bill Hicks is hilarious.
>>76908347
man what the fuck nature is so weird
i bet that feels incredibly good though, to get all that shit out of your back lol
>>76916279
Yeah, I bet it's like that one hentai with the girl with all the holes.
>>76915446
Need to write Haiku?
And by 2020, too?
Good luck. my White Friend.
I got a 3 word essay for the holocaust tomorrow /pol/ please give me 3 words to best accurately describe it
>>76910085
Nice idea leaf. This is the closest you can get to denying the shoah in your paper. Exaggerate the skin lamp shit and the human experiments using questionable sources. might indirectly redpilll your teacher.
>>76908056
Always write it as ((Hitler))
The echoes count as two extra words
>>76908056
The Holocaust was bad because all of my jewish teacher said it was. It was real in their minds too.
Such a great genocide, yet so many "survivors" popping up everywhere, all the time.
Gas chambers and ovens with wooden doors.
Etc. etc. etc.
>>76908056
so many old memes packed into one
nice one straya
>>76908056
So easy.
It's just Who, What, When, Where, Why and How.
Each gives you a sentence for introduction paragraph.
Each gives you a paragraph.
That's Intro + Who + What + Where + When + Why + How + Conclusion, 8 paragraphs.
700words divided 8 paragraphs is 90 words, divided by 5 sentences is 15 words. That is approximately twice the length of this sentence.
