>mfw I'm not gonna be a soulless NEET anymore
>working nightshift warehouse job
how is it /pol/ack bros? I've never been employed before and took this job on a whim. Anyone else making themselves great again?
>>76904540
I want to get my first job soon
I am trying to become more social
good luck bro make us proud
>>76904540
>that's right goy
>making mr noseberg more money makes you feel better about yourself
>there's literally nothing wrong with making other people rich while breaking your back
>>76904540
>Anyone else making themselves great again?
I hope it's a pretty chill job. Chill jobs are hard to land but when you do, you can go home not wanting to kill yourself.
If the job involves more than light physical labor, expect to be sore as shit for the first couple weeks.
>>76904540
Pace yourself if you're not in shape. Those warehouse jobs pay fairly well, and you feel good at first, but the supply of pallets will be never-ending. PACE yourself and work hard. Good luck.
>>76904825
Thats right goy, keep masturbating to japanese cartoons, fight the wageslaves!
>>76904540
I remember my first job, it was night shift as well. I was so happy when I got my first paycheck. I cashed it and bought a Pizza when I drove home.
The whole family took a slice, I felt so fucking accomplished, the true first time I as a new man put food on the table.
Keep it up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7ZHLppS5_w
>>76904825
Working is not a Jewish invention. Avoiding work at all costs is a nigger invention though.
>>76904540
>>76904663
>never had a job
>no friends
>anxiety
>kissless virgin
>can't drive
Who /absolutely screwed/ here?
>>76905360
just get an escort
>>76905360
(You)
>>76904540
49°15'33"N 5°24'30"E
>>76905491
coordinates for the body you buried?
>>76905432
I've no interest in that really. Would just be wasting my money desu.
I just started a shitty job as a public parks worker, working the late shift 5 days a week. It's pretty bad but it pays a lot better than the minimum wage private sector jobs so I can't complain.
>>76904825
If it wasn't for the omnipresent Jew, you would have no one to blame for being an obese autistic sack of shit and would just kill yourself.
>>76905360
>get your license
>get a job
>be forced to interact with people
>overcome anxiety
>make friends
>maybe even a gf
Nothing will improve if you do nothing.
>>76904540
Good work OP. I worked midnight shift at FedEx for three years, and I'm better for it. Satire aside, most of /pol/ agrees with hard work and a job well done.
>>76904540
i joined the army at 18 faggot and got to kill people
131A
>>76905563
thats just your anxiety acting up, look, will you EVER see or hear from the girl after? nope, she sees tons of people a day, they dont remember everyone anyways
>>76905656
Was it Express/Ground or Office? I did FedEx Office for like 9 months 2 years ago.
>>76905541
nein
>try not to webm related kiddo
>>76904540
I worked in warehouses for 2 years when i was 17. Literally wanted to kill myself, boring, long hours, noisy, no socializing, feet and back hurt, falling asleep the whole time. However i was getting $35 an hour so i kept doing it til i could buy a car. Now I work a comfy supermarket job for $20 an hr until i finish uni gl anon
>>76905206
more?
>>76905658
I wouldn't mind the Call of Duty if it came, but I'll be damned if its a War that isn't threatening our Freedom, or protecting Israel and/or its interests.
>>76904540
good job. save up and buy a gun and ammo
doing good /pol/llack
>>76905782
One more and that's it
>>76905866
Literally the biggest deflection ever
Killing muzzies is one of the greatest things you can do for our nation
>>76905563
are you this kid ?
>>76905746
i remember this
>some asian country, Philippines i think
>parents running shop with son working with them
>son arguing with dad
>son says he wants to an hero
>dad calls his bluff and gives him his gun
>so actually an heroes
why can't i be this good with memory for exam time?
>>76905884
>>76905884
>>76906029
>>76905746
>SON WHY YOU LOOK SO DEPRESSED!
>YOU WANT TO KILL YOURSELF? HERE'S A GUN.
> an hero
>YOU STUPID IDIOT SON! YOUR JUST AS STUPID ALIVE AS YOU ARE DEAD!
> slap
> OH NO OUR SON KILLED HIS SELF BECAUSE OUR POOR PARENTING AS ASIAN PARENTS.
Asian parents.
It can happen to you.
>>76906010
I'm not fat and my eyesight is fine.
>>76905685
No I mean I just have zero interest in paying for sex. If it never happens then so be it. Not like my genes should be passed on.
>>76905610
I'm trying.
>>76904540
I'll be officially leaving NEET life next monday, didn't even had the time to get my unemployment insurance check...
>>76904540
Who's a good autist.
You.
Your a good autist.
37 work three days a week in grim but easy security gig. Mostly sit on /pol/ all day like I am now. Smoke weed, work out, fuck old office bints on tinder when lonesome, watch anime and play witcher.
Feels not to bad. Probably kill myself by 45 though.
>just don't deliver pizzas
>>76904540
Get on day shit if you can.
I don't know if it will affect you, but working night shift, 12 hours at a factory really messed with me man. That was my first job. I got used to it after two weeks or so, but I always felt like shit when I couldn't sleep at night.
But good for you bro. Make yourself better and don't piss away your money on drugs or women.
>>76906637
I was nocturnal several times while NEET so I will be fine I think
>>76905746
thats fucked
>>76906628
Asian gang violence.
The delivery dude was going to sneak and creep the shooter in his sleep. That explains his persistence climbing up the stairs.
The inside man was the third guy that stepped out putting his shirt on, told the guy he was about to get napped so pull his gun out and wait at the door.
Smart mother fuckin asians.
>>76906519
blow up a mosque on your way out
Night shift jobs are great anon. The kind of people that work those shifts are a whole different breed, but I always found them to be much better than day shift people. I've never worked at a warehouse, but it always seemed like a great job.
>>76906930
Are night shifts good for autistic shut ins?
>>76904540
Hey man congrats. Work hard, it's just a stepping stone to a better life. Save money!
>>76906794
Yeah but what's sprinkling in front of the camera lens?
>don't be a taxi driver
>>76907037
Hell fucking yes lad. You'll be surrounded by other outcasts. And generally well meaning people.
>>76906199
lose weight and find a mummy online
once you cum inside a 38 year old divorcee while calling her mummy you'll feel like superman
Yeah ever since I joined the air force I went from being a neet to a tan inshape korean linguist in training with a great girlfriend and i live in the most beautiful area of the us that I have ever been to and I can afford a lot of nice things.
you guys are faggots
people itt are like "i wish i had i job i want to be more social"
ya well, im damn proud to say i wish i was a full time NEET and not soulless just because you dont want to be a slave?
haha no thanks for the offer , jobs suck
>>76904540
im lifting and running so i can join the army
>inb4 serving the jew i dont give a fuck
I'm still in school, but I'm sort of in the same boat. I'm first pick for a nice internship through my college.
>>76908336
u realise that if war happen i kill u
>>76905746
>gets slapped in the head after shooting himself in the head
>>76904540
I'm working at a food truck as of now with an old friend of mine. It gives me purpose other than sitting at home doing nothing, so that's a good start.
>>76904540
>night shift
Enjoy your early death.
>>76904540
I own and run a second hand bookshop. Wife is a doctor. She's on night shift just now.
I love my little shop. It's probabbly the most relaxed job ever, and I don't have a boss. I employ two people to help me. I pay £8 per hour which is well above the national minimum wage. My daughter gives me a hand on Saturday as it gets busy. Today is my day off.
I love books, and specialise in atlases and maps.
I've been there before. It sucks but it's still better than retail.
>>76908974
Fuck you faggot, night-time is the right time. And if OP doesn't like it, worst case scenario is he uses the experience to get a better job with different hours.
>>76909244
That sounds pretty fun actually, OP.
I work as a Paramedic but lately Ive been seeing a lot of appeal in going to a trade. Ive done a bit of stone carving in the past and some DIY cement block projects, I think becoming a stone mason would be really cool. Might check in on an opportunity for part time summer work doing it.
Mostly id like to just learn the trade so I can do some of my own projects i want to do.
>>76904540
>I've never been employed before and took this job on a whim
That's pretty much how I started working. Friend asked if I wanted a job, I said sure fuck it.
>>76908807
I do gutters and siding and tbqh driving around to work sites with my buddy is the best part of the job. Its nice waking up knowing that we have 2 hours of chilling and listening to music before we even have to work.
I work a warehouse too
Hope your supervisor is cool. The past few weeks we haven't had shit to do and I just shitpost on /pol/ for 8 hours.
