>friends tell you Montreal is full of hot, fat girls
>go and it's full of niggers and turbans
Mfw
>falling for the montreal meme
Also >boiling a sandwich
>>76903887
I'd fuck that butt and show her what they mean about the South risin' again.
>>76903887
>"sandwhich"
>boiling
>what would you do?
I would call a doctor and tell him that she sucks at spelling and that she has Alzheimers. Or I would smang. Maybe both
>>76903946
what the fuck do you about anything
Montreal owns. Your "problem" is with any real city, and if you're too stupid to find out cool shit to do you're a luddite. hope that helps
>>76904195
>2016
>taking this bait
Oh leafs. When will you learn?
>>76903887
>Boiling a sandwich
>>76903887
niggers and abdullahs are fat.
Although if you want fit french girls go anywhere else.
But you gotta speak french
>>76903887
>boiling a sandwich
>>76904453
sincerity is the new irony
>>76903887
I didn't think Montreal was that bad the several times I've been there
>>76903887
turn 360 and walk away
>>76904519
nah just show up to any of the numerous drug fueled afterhours parties which bleed over into all hours of the day. lived in montreal a long time, you don't need any french whatsoever.
>>76903887
maybe your friend was referring to the working girls, they are gorgeous.
post more thick
>>76903887
>hot, fat girls
wat
>>76903887
>boiling a sandwich
What?
>>76904746
anglo can you into reading comprehension?
The pretty girls are everywhere else you just need to speak french to get them.
>boiling a sandwich
>>76903887
>Not realizing the entire province of quebec is a degenerate shithole and cultural wasteland
there was your problem leaf
also, quebecers are absolutely insane
there's no other way around it
>>76904591
The problem with finding things to do in a city is finding someone worth doing things with. Take yourself for example.
I SAID BROILED NOT BOILED YOU DEAF BITCH!!!!
>>76904854
what i'm saying is there are pretty girls all over the place, and there are many scenarios where a language barrier is meaningless.
>>76903887
Slap that ass and make her boil me a sandwich
>>76905037
lol bruh. do things where people congregate and meet people? sounds like you have no friends
>>76903887
Since when the fuck do ppl boil sandwiches?
>>76903887
>boiling a sandwich
>>76905227
love me a nice hot boiled icewich
>>76905227
when they're jolly niggers
>>76905203
Sound like you have a lot of aquaintences that you delusionally consider to be friends.
>>76903887
Last time I went to Montreal, you could've told me I was in Pakistan and I would've believed you.
>>76903887
>girlfriend's mother
>boiling a sandwich
That ass is a whole different story
>>76903887
There is enogh oil in these buttocks to fry all the fries of mcdonalds.
>>76903887
>boiling a sandwich
>>76903887
Sauce on ass
>>76910350
it's photoshopped, you dumb fucking leaf
