>Norway couldn't singlehandedly-destroy USA in a week
TOP KEK AMERICAN PIG SHIT!!! Oh believe you me, us Norwegians are ITCHING for a war with USA. We will fucking ANNIHILATE your dirty country. There wouldn't be a square meter of American soil that has running water, electricity, or petrol that isn't on fire, once our airforce and navy is done bombarding your defenseless country. Then, our army boys (we'd send the niggers and other mongrel races first) would swoop in, raping your women, and killing EVERY American pig shit they see. When Norway's done with you, we will have committed acts of genocide. Of course no one is gonna do shit about it
I'm sorry, but Canada did this like 5 minutes ago, and I'm confused as to the purpose of these threads?
>>76893047
I make them too from time to time. just to fuck around with you guys or others.
>>76892450
True that. You should claim more of the northpole
>>76892450
>>76893047
Seems like the leaf is stealing your pasta OP
>>76892450
t. Sven bin Laden
MORE LIKE SNOREWAY
>England couldn't singlehandedly-destroy a shed in a week
We'd give it a bloody good go.
>>76892450
Norwegian army: 11,600 men
United States Marine Corps (Semper Fidelis): 182,000 men
>>76892450
Yeah whatever dude...
That itch is your yeast infection
>>76893344
ROASTE
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>>76893541
They have an army? Kek
Obligatory:
We'd just send the detonate signal to the nukes we already have stationed in your country to defend your asses from Russia
Then we take the oil platforms
>>76892450
Yummy Copypasta.
>>76892450
You spend 1.5% of your GDP (512 billion) on defense, about 5 million total.
The US spends 3.5% of our GDP (16.7 trillion) on defense, about 584 billion total.
We have a defense budget that is literally magnitudes larger than yours.
I do not see how your theoretical conflict can end in any fashion but the utter annihilation of your forces. Please reconsider.
>>76893047
It's probably a Turk with many proxies. He's hoping the threads gain enough traction so that he can dump his folder of dead soldiers and prolapse.
>>76892450
i love this pasta
>>76894433
Haha here's a (you)
>>76892450
Norwegian shitskin detected.
>>76892450
Invade Canada instead I vomit Every time I look at tredau's face.