What can we do about the Canadian geese refugee problem in America?
These little fat winged motherfuckers reek havoc everywhere I go
>>76885740
>These little fat winged motherfuckers reek havoc everywhere I go
Sounds like youre describing American foreign policy.
>>76885740
Just execute them. We don't want them either
>>76886099
Fpbp
>>76885740
Domesticate and train them, maybe we can get them to go to war against Australia
>>76885740
shhhh just let it happen baby
just bitch slap the fucks. Seriously. So many asian kids here in Waterloo run away from these things when all you gotta do is keep your pimp hand strong. Geese don't even fuck with me in the first place I just do it to keep up appearances so they don't get ideas.
>>76885740
if you fight your enemies they win
Eat them. They taste pretty great. Kind of like a really gamey duck
>>76886099
You go to the middle east?
Bantz weaker than ur mum's pussy tbqh
>>76886099
delete this
>>76885740
Lol life in canada
>>76886446
DELETE THIS
>>76886558
>triggered.png
>>76886628
Lol
Could also use goose from top gun
>>76886369
You should change that to a Vietnamese flag
>>76885740
Get African Grey parrots. I have one and it's fucking fantastic. I taught him to say "pas op" meaning "watch it!". When i take him on his walk through the park and the geese do their faggy hissing at us, he opens his beak and they fuck off like niggers from boke-ass welfarestate.
>>76886744
>Canadian goose
>Vietnamese flag
No
>>76886099
>Caring this deeply about sand niggers the Americans invade.
>>76885740
Just hit them in the neck with a stick and they leave you alone. if there isn't a stick punt the fuckers they'll be fine and as long as there's no bitchy suburban moms that love every animal no matter how annoying, people will actually thank you. The quicker we can get these geese to associate humans as a danger like all other animals the quicker they'll leave us alone.
>>76887001
I killed one with a 3 iron once while indulging in my white privilege on the golf course. took it's head clean off.
they are absolutely miserable creatures.
>>76885740
>>76886446
The goose got away
http://vancouverisland.ctvnews.ca/in-pictures/bald-eagle-pins-down-canada-goose-in-battle-between-iconic-birds-1.2933448
I remember these birds at the park, fatasses since people feed them all the time
main issue with them is they shit every where
>>76885740
I beat one to death with a black jack when it charged me. They are quite vicious and it seemes to not stop attacking until it died. Was more terrifying than being attempted mugged by a nigger bum
>>76885740
>That image
Really? Nobody kicked it retarded or something? That's literally the first thing I'd do if a goose was coming at me.
>hurrrr you don't know geese stronk
I raised geese for 10 years as a kid on a farm
>>76887674
You're autistic if you don't realize the image is just a joke
>>76885740
Literally just grab its neck and spin it around.
>>76887850
>a Muslim is his Defense Minister
Your opinion is invalid
>>76885740
We should stop putting peanut butter on our balls so the dogs will have no choice but to hunt down geese for food
