. Dopey Smurf Schtroumpf Bêta Comics
Dopey Smurf is portrayed as the least intelligent among the Smurfs. Other Smurfs often request him to get some object for them, and then he returns a different one, having misunderstood. This is a running gag in the comics.
>>76875585
I am 29, healthy, probably make more money than you, and I smoke, actually just ingested same cannaoil out on the boat
>>76875792
>*I am 16, skinnyfat, have no job, actually just ingested some shitty mexican weed out in my dad's car
ftfy
>>76875792
Kek..sure buddy, and i have a chicken that shit's golden egg's. Gtfo. Go vote for hillary you transgender muslim lover.
>>76875792
>29
One year left to get your shit together then
>>76875585
I'm vaping up some high-CBD cannabis right now.
So I guess I'm not a defenerate liberal because I'm technically not smoking it.
>>76875585
I'm a defenerate liberal and I can confirm this is 101% true.
>>76875792
You got to smoke TUMS® to be healthy, guy. When smoked, TUMS® are proven to cure cancer and make you 100% more likely to do stuff good. Smoke TUMS® today!
>>76876280
Let me guess. Bernie sanders voter.... top kek. Your even worse. Your kid probobly goes without because you need to vape.
hemp oil doesn't get you high dude- it's not active.. HASH oil does get you high as fuck
>>76876448
>my kid
Jesus Christ why would I do that to myself. I'll stick with being the wealthy uncle for now. Maybe when I'm 40 I'll settle down.
>>76875792
None of that exempts you from being a degenerate liberal.
All inebriates make you stupid and lazy when consumed regularly.
For some reason marijuana is always the focus though.
>>76875585
I'm 30 (exactly), smoke pot every weekend, staunch conservative, gun owner, and rural resident.
Suck my dick, faggot.
>>76875585
Smoke weed everyday and I'm in far better shape and have more balls than OP and any little wannabe faggot who thinks their some gay ass holy Templar crusader out to save the white world
Pic related. I'd love to see what OP looks like
>>76877229
You look like a degenerate low-life criminal, desu.
>>76875585
You're a dumb nigger.
Chiefly because you're cooking with cold pressed oil.
>>76877104
Fukn leaf. Ok...
>>76877229
Pic related.. toppest kek ever
>>76877292
It's healthy.
>>76877289
Oh here he goes again. Look at you Canada, posting on /pol/ thinking you just said some smart shit.
Out of all countries that post here Canadians are the ones that piss me off the most. Their entire fucking culture makes no sense. What exactly is it that you do? Wear flannel shirts and slurp syrup?
If I think of America I think of guns, pop culture and freedom. Sure, lots of ignorant baboons but at least they wear their retardation like a badge of honor, use it as a cultural identity, their flag promotes the unity of the country with all these stripes and stars.
Germany is orderly, a country that prides itself on its rules and their citizens who follow them. It's also the country with the biggest responsibility when it comes to destroying Europe with its two world wars and government sanctioned refugee crisis. Their flag waves strong colors, black, red and gold. A dominant flag for a dominant country.
Russia is strong and stubborn to a fault. They live hard lives and don't complain about it. Obviously the entire country is pretty much a shithole but it breeds strong people who can take care of themselves. Their flag represents the cold, the white, the blue but also the burning passion in the red, it all comes together to signify that their country is bleak but there is strength in that.
But Canada, what are they fucking known for? Being "nice", i guess? Is that your role in the world? Being fucking nice? That's not an achievement. Everyone can be nice. It's easy to be nice. You just don't have to say anything bad.
So what did your fucking country decide to put on their flag to show the entire world what Canada is all about? A leaf. A FUCKING LEAF. You decided that you like to slurp your shitty syrup so damn much that you might as well put the fucking leaf that it's made of on the flag. You don't even respect your own country so why the hell should I.
>>76877433
Not if you heat it. You're denaturing everything in it that makes it healthy. At that point you might as well have vegetable oil.
>>76875585
>Anyone over 30 who smokes pot is a defenerate liberal.
So, is it ok for me to smoke pot until im 30? Im 26 yo now.
>>76877617
No shit. Guess i am an idiot. Thats why my wife does most the cooking.
>>76875585
I think you mean 'Anyone at any age who smokes pot is a degenerate liberal'
>>76877507
>Canada is lame because it doesn't fit into some two-sentence meme stereotype that my ritalin-addled mind can encompass in a single post on 4chin
Jesus Christ, bro, I love America, but you need to kill yourself.
>>76875585
What makes 30 the cut off point?
Why is everyone below 30 ok?
>>76877617
So what is best for maximum use of it's health potential?
>>76875585
>our founding fathers were degenerate liberals
>>76877924
>a fucking leaf
>>76877507
Cool pasta
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/76103552/#76104944
>>76878045
>Le I am arguing with a personification of a country on 4chin because le flags meme
Have you ever been outside?
Do you think dogs run around yelling "bark bark"?
>>76877989
Pour it on afterwards, use it in salad dressing, dip bread in it, etc
It's also not worth it from a taste perspective because the stuff that tastes good also gets burnt up from cooking.
>>76876444
Fuckin bullshit. My best friend's cousin was addicted to those little bastards years ago. He has been in rehab ever since
>>76878150
>maple syrup
>>76877795
I'm just using 30 because every man should have his shit together by then.
>>76878479
I guess I should respond with something about fat people and hamburgers but I'm not a retard or a troll so I'm at a loss.
Lol apparently people here still live in the 80s
>>76875585
>drug use has anything to do with political alignment
Okay, anon
>>76878820
Idk, every pothead i know loves bernie sanders, bub.
>>76876444
This. Tumarettes and Tumars are all I smoke and I can run a mile in under 10 minutes.
Don't listen to >>76878429
I bet he doesn't even have a friend's cousin.
>>76878538
>I'm just using 30 because every man should have his shit together by then.
I would love getting my shit togheter, but I just graduated from university only to find out I will be stuck as a fucking NEET for the next 3-5 years due to my country economical and political crisis that is causing the hgihest unemployment rates of the last 20 years...
Guess I will just smoke weed and drink booze till i pass out for the next few years, since im not getting a job anyway.
I'm 31, high right now, and a white nationalist
>>76878970
I'm massively addicted to bho and I'm voting Trump.
>>76878970
You should tell that to the bikers you actually beat the shit out of Bernie supporters instead of shitposting on an anime image board
>>76875585
30+ here
And I don't give a flying fuck.
Real men get the job done, that's what it's about.
Excusing shit on pot or whatever is pathethic. You control your own life, if you wanna smoke and can handle it do it. If you don't wanna, then don't.
Fucking pussies everywhere "29" is old... jeses
where you even born when this board was created?
>>76879009
He was a liberal also
>>76875585
i've meet friends parents who smoke weed, all i can look at them as are sad losers with no self respect
I smoke weed. I also have a well paying job and good career aspects. I'm also an ardent nationalist bordering on facism and am an ardent Trump supporter
>>76879412
You say that, but we all know your secretly voting for hillary.
>>76880367
You said "ardent" twice, lay off the bong, Dave.
>>76879812
but if your job to "get done" involved machinery, id prefer to work with someone who doesnt have weed in them
>>76880434
Some people just can't handle they're bongs.
>>76880434
True. However, my poor grammar does not diminish the fact that I am a gainfully employed conservative who also likes to smoke weed
>>76876614
40 us to late to settle down im 27 engaged with 2 kids and plan on having at least 3 more right wing and smoke weed so were do i come into all this bullshit i need answers
