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>Be me, 32 male red pilled department head of Electrical Engineering.
>After a recent staff meeting, I discuss the EU referendum which had been on the many TV's we have mounted around the building(s).
>I and 3 other friendly workers say that Britain should leave the EU to increase its power throughout the world amongst other valid, feasible reasons.
>some plucked up junior staff member liberal in his 20s starts violently shouting at me mid-sentence exclaiming "You are a racist, you support Farage, I bet you voted for UKIP!"
>I see that he is obviously disturbed so us workers just tell him to calm down.
>He then enters some kind of panicked state and starts calmly stating "This is the most important vote ever to face the EU and you racist bigots are going to ruin it for all of us, you hate mongering trash!"
>I, a department head of our industry had never been spoken to so abruptly in my 12 years working there.
>I report him for offensive speech of a superior, he has only been here for around 8 months so he was acted up very harshly, he is given a written notice and is warned that if he does it again he will be terminated immediately without possible benefits.
>I went about my business and he did his, we worked as normal for the rest of the day
>It was around 3pm today that by the printers I encountered this animal again.
>He gave me scorned eyes, "Look I'm sorry I just feel passionate about liberal anarchist politics".
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>I, in the middle of entering important data into the printer state...
"The only liberal aspect of UK politics is that degenerate subhuman punks like you get have a say even though you disregard every opinion which does not have a set place in your deluded mind."
>I turn to face him, he is welling up with sadness, he looks like he is about cry, bear in mind he is early 20s at most.
>The 4 other work members all looked at me with content, he storms out and says he quits, I rush to the boss senior manager to explain the situation.
>The senior manager says he was an apprentice so it was not a huge problem that he left.
>About an hour at 4pm a security staff member tells me to follow him to the security building, I oblige after finding out that the liberal having been escorted off the premises has taken a large metal pipe to my work car, an Audi A6 Sedan.
>He has been reported to the police but is waiting in the security office, I have to talk to him about his actions as the security team say I caused it due to my differing opinions, apparently, someone I did not know overheard my remark regarding his political stance.
>I basically got reported for hate speech, I walk to this young liberal worker, his name is Richard, anyway after around 10 minutes of arguing with him to pay my repair bill, he says he cannot pay as he has no job and not enough money in the first place.
>I get infuriated, my new Audi has had the windscreen smashed and bonnet pretty much dented in half leaving thousands of pounds of damage, I get seriously hot with anger and Richard looks pretty anxious now.
>I say in a fit of calm rage "You know what the problem is with you god damn liberals, you can never admit responsibility for your own actions, here is some fucking Anarchism for you"
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>>76875270
I don't think you did anything wrong. The little shit had it coming.
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>>76875270
I refuse to believe that this happened

Liberals don't speak out in solitude, they roam in packs
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Liberal Anarchist Politics

Man, oh man

Thanks for the chuckle OP
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>I proceed to hit him on the side of the face with my right fist, shortly after he bursts into a large screech, I get taken into custody by the arriving police and he gets acquitted of all criminal damage until further investigation.
>I relish in his screams even though I am supposed to be a mature worker.
I explain to the police what he did and they charge him and give him an official fine he has to pay, my senior manager lets me have the day off, the security staff agree with me as they know me personally as a friendly worker.
>I got home about an hour ago, here I am browsing /pol/.


Did I do good.

P.S the police did give me a verbal warning about attacking someone but as it was ruled as justified due to the severe damages to my property, they let me off due to the absence of a criminal record.

>mfw
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>>76875270
You should have told him to kill himself.
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>>76875545
Good lad. You did what their absent fathers should have done at that age.
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>>76875545
you fucked up by hitting him. I think the law would've made him have to pay for the damage anyways, even if it meant working at McD's for 50 cents per hour, no reason to get heated.
violence is not the answer. never.
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>>76875270
>>76875470
>>76875545
The account by me OP

Also sorry guys for the formatting errors, I typed the account quickly and had to put it in multiple posts.

>>76875936
I never ever hit anyone, I have never gotten into fights anywhere.

He had just ruined the front of my vehicle and interrupted my important workday.
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>>76875545
>a verbal warning about attacking someone but as it was ruled as justified due to the severe damages to my property, they let me off due to the absence of a criminal record.
police are trained to know better than this, I'm not sure your story adds up
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>>76876267
I have never had a criminal record, and the "attack" which consisted of one right light punch was applified by his screeching. The manchester police were very friendly due to the normal amount of friday evening violence in the city center.
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>>76875545
Legally you fucked up by hitting him, but to be honest in that situation I would have likely done the same thing to teach that faggot a lesson. Good work.
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>>76876183
I feel you. Cars are sacred. My dad has an Audi A6 Avant, you get sympathy points.
Just refrain from using violence next time, never sink to the monkeys' level. Well, unless they bring the fight to you; in that case, no mercy.
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>>76875545
Good work
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>>76875270
Today OP was a pretty cool guy.
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>>76875270
i hope that is a successful and it works out for you bitches

still
>fuck you redcoats
>all of this is your jews fault and you live right >there by it

we will still help in the next crusade

but
>goddamn you faggots you better rise up when >the communists try and steal the vote
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>>76877365
What is the meaning of this image, I have seen it multiple times and cannot see the meaning of it.
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>>76875270
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>>76875545
Pretty based tbqh
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>>76875545

Sounds like you did the right thing all around. Good luck with your referendum.
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I saw something like this too once.

>at pub getting my drink on with m8s
>feeling a bit buzzed but nothing that bad at the moment
>sitting around the bar watching the afternoon news, something about gun control shows up
>everyone sits and just watches except this one kinda lanky dude in the corner, a bit hipster-ish dress but nothing abnormal
>he starts going on about how guns are evil, we should ban them, they have no genuine use
>bartender says that they have real uses, that he used to ride around his farm with a shotgun to deal with pests
>one of my buddies agrees, says that there's no genuine reason to ban them
>i pipe in with "yeah, and we're banning a tool over the actions of a deluded psychopath."
>he gets kinda agitated, i dunno, starts arguing with my buddy
>there's shit about how he's "educated on this stuff" because he went to a university, says that we should stop oppressing people and all of that shit
>i don't really care, just sitting and watching this guy argue
>buddy is still calm, makes a retort or two about the other guy's dress and mannerisms, he gets clearly agitated
>tells him he's clearly "uneducated swine" who should "be discarded" since he's "on the wrong side of history"
>buddy laughs, i'm kinda hiding my smirk
>hipster goes on more, etc etc
>eventually he says "did you get abused as a child or something you prick?"
>everyone goes silent, buddy stares
>hipster clearly decides he needs to go further and starts raising his voice about gun control
(keep in mind at this point my buddy hasn't been aggressive or raised his voice once)
>buddy puts glass down and says "i'd seriously recommend you reconsider your choice of words"
>hipster retorts with "you should be the one doing that you bourgeois fuck"
>buddy stares and goes "last warning, reconsider what you're doing"
>bartender gets a bit restless and starts fiddling with a phone, everyone else at the table is waiting for something to happen

cont
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>>76875545
>>76875270
>>76875470

>not waiting until late at night then running him over with your already dented car
>he still has to pay for it to be repaired

you dun goofed m8
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>>76875496
In Britain it's safe to assume everyone is a liberal until they prove themselves otherwise, he probably assumed he was among fellow cucks.
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>>76877463
I'm pretty sure it's suppose to be one of those things that kids do when they're 12 in school and have to figure out what they're going to be doing later in life.
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>>76877947
why are you up so early?
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>>76877947
I wanna hear more about this
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>>76875545
>>I proceed to hit him on the side of the face with my right fist, shortly after he bursts into a large screech, I get taken into custody by the arriving police and he gets acquitted of all criminal damage until further investigation.

WHAT

you have even less self-control then that degenerate
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>>76875270
Farage would be proud. This is yet another reason added to the ever growing pile of why I'm voting leave.
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>>76875545
>I proceed to hit him on the side of the face with my right fist, shortly after he bursts into a large screech, I get taken into custody by the arriving police and he gets acquitted of all criminal damage until further investigation.
>I relish in his screams even though I am supposed to be a mature worker.

You fucked up here and at the fax machine by escalating the situation. Unprofessional. Also, he sounded ripe for a redpilling. He's young and impressionable. If he was some forty year old burn out, bring on the pain.

In terms of fucking up a liberal's shit, good job, but in the long run it didn't really help things to handle the situation like that, especially when such passions are involved.
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>>76875936
>violence is not the answer. never.

WRONG

violence is the gold standard in the natural world.

but under the rule of law we must know how to use the law like violence.
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>>76875270
>I just feel passionate about liberal anarchist politics".

I've found that leftists are about 5x - 10x more likely to voice their retarded opinions about things in inappropriate environments , not just about politics.

They're just immature with an inflated sense of self-importance - the combination of those two things is stupidity.

Sort of like with that tranny with the pink hat who sat next to Nigel the other day on that show. He worked talking about himself into almost everything he said. He's like a little retarded kid - and a good example of those on the left.
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>>76875270
>red pilled department head of Electrical Engineering
Holy shit, I went to the wrong uni.
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>>76877947
more more more
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>>76877947
>>76878412
>>76879013

>hipster tells him they can "settle this outside"
>i'm spinning the fuck out, why the hell is this rat starting an argument over nothing?
>buddy goes "fine with me", gets up
>walks over towards hipster, hipster stands up
>i start asking them both to calm down, hipster tells me to fuck off so i just get up and stay behind them in case something happens (my buddy is 6'2, i'm not going to get in between him and someone he dislikes)
>hipster is blabbing his mouth at this point, buddy is death glaring him
>buddy comes in closer, says "shut the fuck up or i'll mop the floor with you"
>this is the first time i've actually seen him get angry to the point of threatening something
>hipster flares chest forward and says "come at me"
>bartender leaves to call the cops or something
>hipster starts throwing punches (quite weak actually), one connects and the others fly, he's just waving his arms about
>buddy just grabs the bottom of his spine, other hand goes on his neck,
>and slams his head into the fucking bar hard enough to crack the wood of it
>hipster makes a weird yelping sound, i consider coming to stop this but i'm a mix of curious and concerned
>hipster gets thrown to the floor, a bar stool gets thrown at him hard enough to make it fucking bounce a few feet
>some guy who was over watching the races comes over and tries to put his hands around buddy, he gets pushed back a few feet and lands on his ass (with one hand i might add, it was quite impressive)
>buddy puts his foot firmly on the hipster's head, stands over him, screams "FUCK WITH ME AGAIN AND I WILL FIND YOU"
>storms out
>hipster is either unconscious or so stunned he's not moving
>bartender is on the phone with 000, moves over to have a look at the bloke
>i leave

never seen him do it before, never seen him do it since.

>>76878353
i was hungry and i'm an early bird.
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Learn to properly format a greentext post, you fresh-off-the-boat Reddit faggot. Didn't read.
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>>76877947
Continue. I haven't read good green texts in a while because /b/ is now exclusively for porn
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Lefties are all political infants
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>>76875545
I'm shocked they let you slide so easy, especially in Britain, but then again, I'd be inclined to think that the police have had about enough of "liberal anarchist politics," themselves. You were much kinder than I was in my last confrontation at work, but still yet, good job. Sorry about the Audi.
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>>76878810
Shouldn't you be sinking into oblivion or something
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>>76875470
You deserved it for bringing up politics to your coworkers, you stupid twat. I bet you bring up the size of your pay packet and how often every fucks their wives, you clueless idiot. This isn't amerilard-land, there's no excuse for this kind of autistic faux-pas. Keep to the weather next time.

kys
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>>76879061
>>76877947
Love it haha especially the bar stool lmao
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>>76878412
YOU FUCK.

Why did you have to use that image I snorted som badly i almost got snot into my drink.

Fucking hell.
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>>76879306
t. Liberal wanker
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>>76875545
based as fuck ally
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>>76879306
Oy you cheeky wanker bin that knife.
And go prep for mohammed.
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>>76879306
exposing urself hard here.
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>>76875270
>"anarchist politics"
>wants to remain in a continent-wide statist cartel
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>>76875270
hahahahaha
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>>76877463
>>76878293
A common question people are asked in a job interview.
I mean, come on guys.
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Is /pol/ so autistic they can't resolve arguments without resorting to physical violence?
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>>76877947
>>76879061
So your mate was buggered as a kid, no?

>shaggin dat boycunt
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>>76878810

B E R M U D A
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>>76876183
lemme guess, first decent car you bought in your whole life since you "made it?"
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>>76879860
>Projecting: The Post
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>>76875545
I wouldn't count your chickens yet OP, if he wants to press charges for assault then he can. Police are gonna heavily suggest he doesn't and you'll probably get away with it in court, but I would say your career prospects have suffered there. I'd start planning a move in the next 12 months if I were you.
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>>76879860
I never asked him about it, but he's generally reserved and extremely independent (he's told actual 10/10 blonde haired blue eyed women to fuck off because they gave lip before). I wouldn't be surprised if he actually was. If not sexually abused, I'd say neglected.
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shit that never happened

no one calls lefties 'liberals' in the UK, that's an american thing which adds to my suspicions you made it up
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>>76875545
>the police did give me a verbal warning about attacking someone but as it was ruled as justified due to the severe damages to my property

Wow that's uncucked
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>>76879306
And I thought they were exaggerating when someone on /pol/ said Britain was already in 1984-mode. Jesus Christ calm the fuck down
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>feels strongly about liberal anarchist politics
>wants britain to be part of EU, a giant statist beaurocratic mess that takes away the common man's ability to deal with the politics of his own nation/people

wut?
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>>76879903
FUCKING RARE

>>76879929
>>eventually he says "did you get abused as a child or something you prick?"

Learn to read, cunt.

>>76880031
Well, healthy way to deal with it i guess.
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>>76880037
>no one calls lefties 'liberals' in the UK

Wrong faggot.
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>>76879903
The fuck is up with those rare flags today
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>>76879929
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>>76880091
>FUCKING RARE
excellent contribution, dingleberry
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>Anarchist
>Supports EU
wew
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>>76875270
>I just feel passionate about liberal anarchist politics".
Tell him the EU is not exactly anarchist.
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>>76875545
Goddamn time you anglos do something right.
(besides Brexit)
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Because you're driving an Audi that pretty much confirms you are a cunt. With that in mind, you should never fuck with another man's shit. Little faggot had it coming.
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>>76875270
>>76875470
>>76875545
Oh my God...

You people live in a literal dystopia. Hate speech? It's your fault that he damaged your car? Private police back rooms where you get interjected for no apparent reason?

I mean what the hell bongistanis. Your existence is a nightmare.
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>>76875545
GOOD FUCKING LAD!

These liberal cunts need to learnt hat actions have fucking consequences.
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>>76875470

>Sedan

We call them saloons.

I have a huge amount of doubt for your story but if that actually happened then kudos.
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OP Here

Thanks for the replies

I just recieved a phone call from the Manchester Police.

The liberal "Richard Mason" has pay me £4500 in compensation, if he cannot pay...

the bayliffs will have a field day at his 3 bedroom house in Manchester.
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>tfw you're an American on vacation in the UK and you can shitpost amongst the Britbongs without them being any the wiser
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>>76875545

Oh sorry, didn't realise you'd made another post.

Yeah this is all completely b/s.

I want to believe.
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>>76875270
>>76875470
>>76875545
Anarchists man, not even once
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>>76875270
>anarchist politics
>wants to stay in the EU
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>>76880083
The Brexit campaign is officially spearheaded by our right wing, many of whom are extreme conservatives who want to privatise healthcare, fuck over the environment and are in bed with the bankers. Unofficially it's been the rallying cry of our extreme right wing for a long time. BNP, EDL etc. Our media has made the months leading up to this debate all about the immigration issue and flooding the UK public with bullshit economics.

This vote, no matter what the politicians say, is about if Britain is racist and if it's conservative. The answer to both I fear, is yes.
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>>76877463
In ten years time crusades will happen and the picture says the man will be a crusading knight fighting mudslime shits
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Leftists only know how to destroy and they must be contained for the good of society.
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>>76879306
Found the mudslime.
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>>76880060
Yeah the police here tend to have more individual power (in giving verbal, warnings not doing anything, etc.) here than in the US, meaning that they can better follow the spirt of law rather than the letter of the law. Although if you get a cucked PC you are pretty fucked.
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>>76880931
Is that enough to cover the damage?
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>>76881096
From driving through Northern Ireland....they seem to be really in favor of leaving
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FINALLY AN UNKEKED BRIT JESUS CHRIST
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>>76880931

Literally not how any of this works.
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>>76875270
>>76875470
>>76875545
Very well done.
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>>76881190

Nah it's an American lying.
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>>76881151
I went into the garage and they quoted a £2000 odd job on repairing the bonnet and replacing the windscreen, all my work colleagues have been reallying behind me.

TURNS OUT THEY ALL HATED THE LITTLE ANARCHIST SHIT.
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>>76880931
Tax the bastards bastards shoes off his feet if you have to and deport him to the ocean after brexit.

I hate these grown manchildren in the workplace
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>>76875545
fucking kek
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>>76875270
>>76875470
>>76875545
should have beat his ass even more

fuck the police

fuck him up
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>>76875545
If it wasn't work and some liberal queer damaged my personal property on my land, I'd leave a hole in his head.
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>>76875470
Why are Brits so terrible at making up stories? Just not believable whatsoever.[spoiler]the more detailed, the more likely they're lying[/spoiler]
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>reddit tier blog
>"be me"
>"and everyone clapped"
Post your fanfiction somewhere else you massive faggot
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>>76875545
>>76875470
>>76875270
>here is some fucking Anarchism for you
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>>76875270
I can see this happening. Did the cuck have a nasaly voice?
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Id like to think his whiny libtard is furiously typing out his account if events on Reddit. Someone find him
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>>76881152
I know the DUP is on the leave side anyway.
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>>76875936
Fucking faggot
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OP HERE

HAHAHAHAHAHA

I WAS LYING THE WHOLE TIME

IM A 20 YEAR OLD FROM LONDON WHO IS STILL IN SCHOOL

HAHAHAHAHAA

I HAVE DONE THIS LIKE 20 TIMES ON POL

DUMB NIGGERS
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>>76875470
>"The only liberal aspect of UK politics is that degenerate subhuman punks like you get have a say even though you disregard every opinion which does not have a set place in your deluded mind."

Requesting a vocaroo of that sentence.
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>>76881775
pol definitely falls for bait faster than any board
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>>76881775
Oh look

I am not surprised...kys
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>>76881775
What did he mean by this?
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>"Look I'm sorry I just feel passionate about liberal anarchist politics".
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>>76880818
You realize that your police also have these scary "back rooms" too, and that they are otherwise known as just "rooms" that happen to be in police stations, that you get taken to when you are in custody?

He was also formally acquitted of everything and the vandal held legally accountable.

Try reading the post properly.
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>>76881775
Thank you adolf memeler
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>>76881775
I don't care, I had fun
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>limp wristed white boi
>assaulting someone
>openly disagreeing with someone
nah
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based as fuck
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>>76875545
>https://yougov.co.uk/turnout-o-meter/
doing god's work anon.
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>>76875270
>>76875470
>>76875545

a god amongst men
good show OP
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I am not lying

Jesus fuck you guys are easy to bait

It's true, I just like the fact that so many of you ridiculed the story
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>>76875936
You weak ass beta faggot, violence is always an answer and one that's needed.
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>>76882484
post dented audi, I need to know for sure.
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>>76882689
It's in the garage being repaired, well it will be by tomorrow
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>>76881096
xaxaxa what brought you here, Owen?
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>>76883129
owen?

I like greentexts and I'm interested in the EU debate (even though I'm not voting)
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>>76875470
very good, you are a civilized people

This would have gone down very differently here. Regardless of profession, that shit would have had his teeth knocked in and likely a leg or two broken.

You don't have shekels you say?
>Well then let's just go home to you and see what we can find of value?
>Nice TV that costs 1000£, so there is 300£ for you there.
>Laptop acer 17 inch, new, nice that's 500$
>and so on
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>>76883486
you would also get this from your insurance, but still. Premiums doesn't go up cuz it's the cunts fault. Well that's how it works here
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>Liberal anarchist politics
>Liberal
>Anarchist
>Politics

He realizes that doesn't make sense, right? Like surely he realizes that the two cannot co exist, right?
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>>76881775
9/10 trolling
Nicely played. Have a fedora.
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>>76883486
>pound signs after amount

I don't know why I find this so funny
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>>76878718
But whitey cries over "da kebabs be raping".
That's a form of violence.

So just let it happen because violence is the natural order.
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OP if you are lying I want you to become the lie.
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>>76883816
Putting the currency sign after the numerical value is one of my triggers
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>>76881918
My sides
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>>76882110
pretty much this, it's fine.
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>>76875270

>He gave me scorned eyes, "Look I'm sorry I just feel passionate about liberal anarchist politics".
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>We have this campfire every 2 months with some friends that's illegal but we pay off the cops and just act superfriendly so they leave us alone
>Friend of mine started it but recently turned it into meeting place for tourists so he can make money and a place to hook up so a lot of drunk men harassing girls
>We didn't go for months but we finally go again to see if it has turned as bad as people say it has
>Me, the girlfriend and some of her female friends sit by the fire to roast marshmallows
>Group of Americans living in Amsterdam arrive
>One of them is proudly wearing a "Hil yes!" T-shirt, they all look like nu-males and thick framed tomboy women
>Didn't bring any beers whatsoever but they all grab two beers from the pile, might not have known the Dutch costum but probably just didn't give a shit
>All sit next to us
>Girlfriend brought a bunch of gross cherry-beers that barely tastes like beer so we're all drinking a lot more than usual
>Leave to pee in the woods, grab my phone while peeing
>Girlfriend asks if I can come back to chase off an American guy being a little too touchy and straightforward
>Come back to see one of the Americans almost sitting on my girlfriend's lap while she's trying to tell him to fuck off
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>>76880037
People that spend enough time on /pol/ to get in an autistic argument with a lefty at work over the EU referendum probably do.
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>>76885725
>Put my hand on his shoulder and ask him what he's doing at my seat
>He's speaking pretty softly in my almost deaf ear so I dont catch it but he pats me on the shoulder and stands up
>Sit next to my girlfriend again and continue our night
>Eventually we're out of cherry beer and all of the girls are drunk
>They're softly singing Britney Spears songs to eachother and roasting the last marshmallow, they get friendly with the American girls who start singing along
>Open up a bottle of whiskey that's less than half full and needs to be empty before it loses its taste
>One of the Americans girls asks if he can have a little
>I say sure and pour her a cup
>I stand up to hand it to her when I notice that one of the guys got into a heated dicussion with a dutch guy about Donald Trump
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>>76885867
>He's literally poking the guy in the chest while screaming in his face
>"Trump is an immigrant himself, his real name is Drumpf, you're a racist bigot for giving that man a voice!"
>Dutch guy just keeps telling the American to calm down
>"No fuck you, I ran away from America to escape this bullshit but you people are everywhere!"
>I'm drunk as fuck so I move in and get in on the conversation
>"Maybe that's because Trump has a point and he's adressing an issue with immigration that's becoming an issue all over Europe"
>He turns to me and starts shouting in my direction: "Fuck you, you don't know anything about America, America was founded on immigration so if there was anything wrong with that we would've seen it by now!"
>Discussions keeps going back and forth, don't remember much of the details but I do remember him basically saying that all the Dutch people that are right winged are Nazi sympathisers
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>>76875270

liberal anarchist politics
>supports EU

fake and gay, and people on here will probably eat it up
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>>76875545

If this really happened you did good.
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>>76885725
een kampvuur in Amsterdam
>klote hipsters hnalen zeker hout met hun bakfiets
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>>76875270
Push to sack that liberal cunt. The left uses similar tactics...
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>>76878197
nah mang, 77% say immigration is too high
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>>76885994
>Eventually I pretty much reveal that I'm a conservative nationalist and he flips out
>He shortly after reveals that he's a sympathizer of Socialism and through that Communism
>Girlfriend's family is from the Communist balkans, most of her family members were executed for being nationalists, she tells this to the guy but he just keeps repeating "not real socialism"
>I'm bacheloring in economics and studied Marxism for a while to disprove the LTOV so I pretty much destroy his Reddit tier knowledge about the subject
>Keeps moving the subject back to slandering trump while using derogatory terms
>Shoves me for laughing at him when he keeps refering to Trump as Drumpf
>Girlfriend gets inbetween telling the guy to take it easy and just have fun instead of getting angry about politics as my girlfriend is pretty much done with the guy as well
>He calls my girlfriend "unemancipated" for being with me and says I probably beat her
>One of my female friends gets in too and says: Like those fucking muslims do you Americans love so much?"
>He shoves her away so my girlfriend gives him a push
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Jesus fucking Christ the UK sounds like an absolute and utter shitpile.

At least people in America still respect property rights somewhat and you won't get arrested for "hate speech"
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>>76886324
Ik weet het man, de tijd van raves lijkt wel voorbij ofzo in mijn vriendengroep, hun hipsterkampvuur is het enigste moment dat ik de meeste van ze nog zie.

>He pushes me instead of them, know how this is going to end
>He punches me and hits me in the ear, cant hear anything and kind of dazed
>Girlfriend and her friends are screaming at the guy, guy keeps repeating how my girlfriend deserves someone better and that I probably beat her in my free time
>I get up in his face and put my leg behind his before shoving him, making him fall
>Hits his head against a low table throwing a bowl of cookie all over the grass
>He tries to get up but I jump on him locking his legs to the ground
>Start wailing at his face
>Girlfriend grabs me and we leave
>Never go to the campfire again
>One of my girlffriend's female friend shortly dated the guy but she dumped him a week later because he couldn't shut up about having wide open borders and how the Netherlands should adjust to the Ramadan.
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>>76879306
he deserved having his property damaged to the tune of several thousand pounds over words?

why are liebereals so fucking violent? yet claim to be tolerant

must be #MentallyHill
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>>76875270
>>76875470
>>76875545
Just some hundred years ago you could have sentenced him to keelhaul.
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>>76886816
Sorry about the english by the way, it'll have to do since I'm drink and high as shit.
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>>76886816
>>76887166

goed gedaan broeder en bedankt voor het delen.

Ik zit hier op een Franse universiteit en woon in een internationale studentencomplex, op de faculteit waar ik zit zijn mensen ontwaakt en weten waar de dreiging vandaan komt. Bij mij thuis zijn de mensen links als de tering en moet ik me inhouden om niet mijn power-level te laten zien. Vooral grappig met milieu-activisten die hun standpunten nooit wetenschappelijk kunnen onderbouwen.
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>>76886816
>not holding his head against the camp fire until you can smell his face cooking
cmon lad
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>>76878717
Fuck off cuck, there's no redpilling libcucks, only solution is to ship them out of the country
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>>76886614
You should have beat his ass.
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>>76875270
out of all the things that never happened, this is not the neverest
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>>76887166
that ending is unbelievable
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>>76887166
ur anglish bretty gud f4m :DD
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>>76875470

>Audi A6 Sedan

Busted

No Brit would say 'sedan', its 'saloon' in Bongland.
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>>76887550
Mijn ouders en mijn vriendin zijn allemaal rechts-nationalisten, aan de UVA zijn alle economisten linkse parasieten, ik ben 1 van de weinigen die de algemeen geaccepteerde standpunten onder de meeste economisten durf tegen te spreken.
Mijn oma was een Franse FN supporter en heeft met haar Nederlandse man in Frankrijk gewoont tot ze samen ervoor gekozen hebben hun leven te beindigen omdat mijn oma steeds zwaardere alzheimer kreeg, al zijn geld heeft hij achtergelaten aan FN.
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>>76888624
It's a lot better when I'm sober.

>Go to a bar in Amsterdam
>Some dude wearing a dress is eyeing my friend
>He keeps looking at my friend the entire night
>Eventually moves up to my friend to ask him if he's interested
>He says something I cant hear to which the guy walks up to me and asks what I'm doing here
>"No thanks dude, just having a drink."
>"I'm not a dude, dude"
>"Well you clearly look like one to me."
>"That doesn't mean that I am one though."
>Friend cant keep a straight face anymore and starts laughing because the conversation is extremely uncomfortable
>Guy gets offended and goes on this rant about how gender is like a slider
>"Whatever dude, you're still just a guy wearing a dress to me"
>He walks into me pushing me off my chair almost dropping me on the floor
>Don't want to fight a dude in a pencil dress
>Just go home
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>>76875545
>>76875470
>>76875270
Nice fable, but you say you're in the UK. If you were caught voting for UKIP as a head of some departement you'd get fired, not excused for hitting some faggot.

You people are worse cucks than Sweden.
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>is "anarchist"
>is pro-eu
I...don't even..what?
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>>76880031
what is to 'give lip'?
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>>76875270
>I report him for offensive speech of a superior

Regardless of who was right or wrong, you should fuck right off.
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>>76889233
You don't know the half of it Frenchie, I know a radical anarcho-communist who's pro-open borders except for his precious Israel, believes that leaving the EU would be racist after saying the EU was like colonialism first and believes nobody should be allowed to own weapons but believes in a bloody revolution against the government and government sympathizers using weapons.

The mental hoops these people go through to fit their narrative is incredible, almost admirable.
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>>76885725
>Dutch custom
what's that ?
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>>76878810
Are you amelia earhart?
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>>76890013
Always bring your own drinks and dont drink them all by yourself but share them around.
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>>76889446
To be cheeky, rude or just generally annoying.
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>>76880221

You don't know how long I've been looking for you boy
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>>76883837
what we are cryin over is that while we have to follow the laws our leader let them off with not following it.
the issue is not that they are raping, but that they are being allowed to do so while we cant even organize peaceful protection groups like soldiers of odin.
so fuck off.
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>>76878810
WHERE ARE MY PLANES YOU CUNT?
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>>76875270
Lies
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Damn OP, based. More people need to start doing this shit.
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>>76875270
>>76875470
Based.
May I, one day, be half the man you are.
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>>76875270
How is supporting staying in the EU in ANY WAY an anarchist position?
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>>76881304
>>76880931
>>76875270
>>76875470
>>76875545

A wonderful story with a happy ending. So much for anarchy in the UK.
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