Canada Legalizes Oral Sex With Pets
Sex offender acquitted of bestiality involving peanut butter.
Canada’s Supreme Court has legalized oral sex with pets as long as no penetration is involved in a ruling slammed by animal rights groups.
The court ruled 7-1 in favor of a British Columbia man convicted of 13 counts of sexually assaulting his stepdaughters who also “smeared peanut butter on the genitals of his victims and had the family dog lick it off while he videotaped the act,” court documents revealed.
http://www.infowars.com/canada-legalizes-oral-sex-with-pets/
>canadians told to prep the bull so many times they actually start to do it
pottery
>>76857489
Wow. Since They elected Weedman, that whole country has gone to the dogs!
>>76857489
>A
>FUCKING
>LEAF
ALSO FREE QUEBEC U DISGUSTING DOG ASS LICKING ANGLOS
DUDE
>implying this isn't how STDs are created
>>76857489
Lick it again pupper.
>>76858004
HORSE COCK
>>76857489
I have to periodically pinch myself to make sure I'm still part of reality, this shit is getting bonkers.
Canada tackling the big issues again
>>76858133
What year is it?
>DON'T SAY IT GOY, YOU KNOW AS WELL AS I DO THAT THE SLIPPERY SLOPE IS A LOGICAL FALLACY
>>76857622
kek
>Canadians can finally suck a real horse cock legally
Nice.
is there any way to move to canada? i wanna have sex with hamster. or squirrel.
>>76857489
As a Canadian, I don't remember the last time my penis didn't smell like peanut butter!
Better get to the grocery store before peanut butter is out of stock with this wonderful news.
>>76858205
The current one
CANADA YES
>>76858205
CERTIFIABLY 2 0 1 6
>>76857489
can girls legally make butter dog porn in Canada now?
>>76858362
RUSSIA! YOU'RE BACK :D
t-thanks trudeau
>>76858362
just go to germany or finland, penetration legal there to
Nothing has changed legally. It's always been ruled that in order for it to be considered beastiality penetration is necessary. How long do you want to incarcerate someone who does the peanut butter trick with their dog?
>>76858523
i think im the only russian who can post there. dunno why. also theres a shitstorm happening on 2ch.
>>76858419
>Trudeau will at the VERY LEAST be in power until October 2019
Holllllly fug.........if this guy is actually half as bad as he seems for the moral/cultural/economic fabric of society, I really feel bad for you
>>76857489
I MAY BE A COMPLETE LOSER IN REAL LIFE, BUT AT LEAST I'LL NEVER BE CANADIAN. THANK YOU JESUS
POST YFW YOU'RE NOT CANADIAN
There is literally nothing wrong with Bestiality. This is fucking 2016, have faith in our Prime Minister Justin Trudeau.
>>76858674
>bestiality is only bad when a man does it with his rape-penis, it's OK when liberated women just have a little fun with their furry friends :^)
me on justin's right btw desu famalamadingdong-baka
ˢᵉᶰᵈ ʰᵉᶫᵖ
>This is a 10/10 in Canada
>>76859076
>TFW you're safe from being raped by Canadians because you're too haram
I literally told my family this would happen when we were all arguing about transgenderism. The slippery slope is very, very real. I fucking told them. They said "no, it wouldn't go that far anon, stop being so dramatic."
I fucking told them.
sexual contact without consent is sexual abuse
animals are not conscious and cannot give consent therefore it is abuse
animal abuse
animal abuse is illegal
this should be illegal
>>76857985
I'm no leaf but I've always heard quebec is the shitstain of the cucknadia and I'm inclined to believe it. You're right though, you should be purged and be made a safezone for syrians and american libtards fleeing from le ebil trump.
There's literally nothing wrong with that. I kiss my dog in the mouth every time I come to work
>>76859206
>a dog that mounts you isn't consenting
Come on man, it's the current year!
>>76858788
Well, think about it this way. Before, everyone thought Harper was too mean even though he was basically a neo-cuckservative anyway
Trudeau has supplied me with tons of examples of "redpill" material, as you newfags call it. Even the most liberal people I know are easily stumped in the face of the inordinate incompetence of the libs, so maybe with you guys potentially electing trump, britain fucking off of the EU, and other nationalist surges we can actually maybe get something not fucking garbage happening over here for once in our sovereignty.
>>76859184
Well now remind them you told them, and that youre right and they cant dispute it.
Then tell them about the jews.
>>76857844
I swear to god Carlos
>>76857489
Please someone nuke it
>>76857489
So like. Canada is still on fire right leafs?
>>76859422
this
this
and this
We fail as a civilization.
>>76859076
what a cute doggo
>>76859452
>implying we'll ever stop blazing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shCYA2J-De8
I MAY BE 400 LBS. AND 60% BLACK, BUT AT LEAST I'M NOT CANADA
>>76859287
>>76859307
>The court ruled 7-1 in favor of a British Columbia man convicted of 13 counts of sexually assaulting his stepdaughters who also “smeared peanut butter on the genitals of his victims and had the family dog lick it off while he videotaped the act,” court documents revealed.
Nothing wrong goys
Now they really are the Canadian Mounties.
How long until they consider zoophilia as a sexual preference?
LGTBZ
>>76857844
you got me today burger.
Oral is ok but that's where the line is drawn? I mean really, how much longer till it's all legal and accepted? What a crazy situation.
>>76857844
Hahaha Carlos is back at it again, Jesus Christ man
They told us that slippery slope wasn't a thing. We said sex with animals and children was next after homosexuality and LOOK WHAT WE HAVE NOW.
>>76858093
Lmao
>>76859702
Considering the nature of the crime it is obvious they are using the ruling to bring to the attention to the people that they need more laws regarding it.
>>76859174
underrated
God fucking dammit.
>>76859174
Watch out, the British are coming
>>76859745
You forgot the P you fucking bigot.
>>76857489
Cool, though I personally won't indulge in this. We just got a bit more freedom, why should some government entity restrict something like this?
>>76859854
this
>>76859996
PAY TAXES
>>76859817
>Oral is ok but that's where the line is drawn?
At penetration.
>FOR NOW
>>76859854
>They told us that slippery slope wasn't a thing. We said sex with animals and children was next after homosexuality and LOOK WHAT WE HAVE NOW.
Remember that the next step was necrophilia. Don't be surprised if the leafs start shagging corpses...
2 WALLS
Mass furry exodus to canuckistan when
>>76860030
topkek
>>76857844
good one Carlos. You get deported last
FUCK THIS COUNTRY
>>76859307
You cannot consent if you are not conscious.
A dog hasd less authority over it's actions than a drunk girl.
>>76857489
This is normal in white countries. It's legal to fuck your pets in some states here in the US.
>>76860311
come home, leaf man.
we have maple syrup here too
>>76860205
PAY JIZYA
>>76857489
This was to be expected.
First niggers, then animals, corpses and lastly, children.
Guys let's start a new meme for whenever a Canadian shitposts.
>DESIGNATED
>DOG
>BLOWJOBS
>>76858266
Anyone else think a lot of those """""fallacies"""""" arent actually fallacies at all?
>>76860385
>>76857844
>>76857844
Fucking Carlos.... that's a good one but....
>>76857844
>>76859741
Today Carlos is on fire
>>76860384
Sweet I'm going to put maple syrup on my burgers.
>>76858689
Really? What's up on 2chn?
Canada really should stop incessantly fucking with /pol/, now that they have seen our true power.
P E A N U T
E
A
N
U
T
So its okay to kill them but if animal happen to lick your junk by accident or tomfoolery cops gonna bust in and haul your ass to jail.
Yeah guise that's the world I wanna live in.
Seriously what is the human race coming to when people actually believe this.
I don't even know.
>The supreme court identifying a legislative gap in the law and requiring the gov to fix it is the same as making it legal
/pol/ remains retarded.
>>76859174
that pig's got a purty mouth
>>76857489
That's it, I think now we can finally say that cuckada is far worse than sweden and thus wins the official "most cucked place on earth" prize.
Viva la Canada !
>>76860664
I don't even know what the fuck this thread is about but THAT looks fucking delicious.
#triggered
>>76858689
link
I hate Canadians so fucking much
>>76858689
Anyone know what board?
>>76859741
kekelicious! Enjoy this (you), you've earned it.
Good thing we didn't get a Canadian in charge.
This is not what I imagined the future to be... This is not it, AT ALL! Make it stap!
>>76857489
Is there anything better than a sloot taking the BDC?
how progressive
at least i'm already furfag master-race
