Go to church tomorrow. Seriously. Go to church. At least try it. What's the worst that can happen?
>>76852149
>What's the worst that can happen?
Scenaria A) I could start worshiping the StateOfUsraleTM
Scenaria B) I could start inviting boar peopel to Europe
>>76852149
I only worship Kek you heathen
I don't tend to believe in fairy tales, I'm not gonna make myself look like an idiot
Not today, Satan.
How about no
Well, I would miss my shift at work, for one.
You are all losers who refused to be saved. You made your choice.
>>76853138
You are Vatican scum anyway I don't give a shit about you.
>>76852149
I'm fat and afraid to go outside
>>76852149
>corruption
Last time I went the pastor kept shilling Israel. Does the nigger even read his bible?
>>76853539
>You are Vatican scum anyway I don't give a shit about you.
Im a protestant actually
>>76853539
Totally keep praising a god that answers no prayers does zero to help his followers and had a jew for a son
>>76852149
>What's the worst that can happen?
That I somehow end up worshipping Joseph's wife's son, thus feeding into the current cuckery in the world via meme magic.
>>76852149
>What's the worst that can happen?
Social interaction.
>>76852149
funny, I don't go to church but I do shop at publix and around these parts the church crowd always hits publix after service. I shave, dress nicely and go have a great hour shopping and talking to these people. they really are very nice but with my higher power I'm in church all the time.
>>76853706
Doesn't matter your country is on the list.
>>76853750
God isn't Superman. You don't pray to him for a million dollars and he gives it to you. This shows immaturity on your end read the Bible.
>>76852149
>some of you are alright. Don't go to church tomorrow
>>76853919
>Doesn't matter your country is on the list.
OK, but the whole USAlovesISRAEL thing started exclusivly out fo charismatic protestant churches, that is a problem that needs to be adressed
>>76853919
so you praise a all powerful ghost man that uses his "power" to create niggers make the (((jews))) his chosen people and allow muzzles to exist.an all powerful god with such a moral code wouldn't allow this to happen.stop deluding yourself
>>76852149
The fucktards running the church I go to decided it would be a good idea to bring in a bunch of the nigger youths from the neighborhood. At VBS the other day they had to call the police on one of them. And last Sunday one fell and broke its head.
So, that's the worst that could happen, there will be niggers doing nigger things.
And believing in magic is for children and old women.
>>76854051
>burning heart
That's the anti-christ you dumb faggot
>>76854117
The faith your country supports has a gay loving, divorce loving COMMIE Pope don't talk please. Thanks.
>>76854209
Read the bible
>What's the worst that can happen?
There's only one thing that can happen: I waste an hour listening to a dumbass ramble.
Nobody here actually believes in this shit, right?
>>76854318
I have you dumb cunt.old testament god was a cunt to everyone and new testament god is a pussy.keep turning the other cheek when you are getting fucked in the ass.
>>76852149
All of my local churches are now 95%+ Mestizo Mexican. I would not feel fellowship there.
>>76854270
The latter part if what you said is so fucking true.
All I see in the churches around me are old women and their grandchildren.
Also 40-60 year old male pastors/preachers who are just there to make a buck. They probably don't even believe in what they preach.
>>76854482
>he thinks the old testament is relevant
>he thinks the main theme of the new testament is to turn the other cheek
Read the Bible
>>76852149
>What's the worst that can happen?
The jews could activate their legion of muslim manchurian candidates to bomb and gun down every church across America on that day.
Just off the top of my head, there are anumber of other scenarios that are esentially the same just different ways of excuting. The kikes could go full blown and just use their drones and order all their shabbos puppets to bomb all the churches. Roll out their FEMA round up, etc etc.
So yeah I'm good on that.
>>76854310
are you retarded, trolling or just protestant?
>not knowing and loving the sacred heart of christ
>>76854696
>you will never be this delusional
Feels good man
>>76854622
so half of you holy book isn't relevant?
the theme of the the second testament is theme is to be a pussy
>>76854762
The old testament is irrelevant yes you can still read it but it matters naught.
>>76854878
>naught
nigger im out.you somehow have a larger fadora then me
>>76854588
>Also 40-60 year old male pastors/preachers who are just there to make a buck
I certainly don't have that problem, we've got a young couple just out of training college all bright eyed and bushy tailed, just like the last ones we had. But we used to have just several old people and a couple military families which was great but now it's a bunch of niggers. >>76854622
>he thinks the main theme of the new testament is to turn the other cheek
Then what is it? What parts did I miss that will tell me otherwise?
>>76854984
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qr2vT5ySLA
Good and holy people whose spirit which is present in the body of their ordained priests take good haste to rape children and burn people alive.
We are better off in hell, where people praise somebody who we should not attract by using the word "god" alone, we must use special names, lest Satan, the only God, come over.
>>76853919
USA is the most corrupt country of all. They claim to be under God but are in truth slaves of Mammon, masonry and synagogue of Satan. They keep spreading all over world their filth which includes charismatic movement, prosperity theology and christian zionism. They will be among the first to fall to the beast.
>>76854696
Lmfao I live in the south, and around here you can stand in some places and have 3 churches in a stone's throw away from you.
There's probably more churches in the southeastern United States than there are Muslims.
>>76852149
Boredom for 2 hours. Plus there seems to be a trend of Marxism at churches near me.
>Sermon about how we should convert ISIS not bomb them.
Go to different church.
>Sermon about giving to the poor and about how it is more difficult for a camel to walk through a needle than a rich man go to heaven. 'now, good church people, do our elites live by Jesus word today?' 'N- no.'
Next.
>Sermon about giving money to Africa and shit.
No thanks.
>Sermon about guilt. How we're all guilty shitbags and we need more guilt. Guilt for everybody.
I don't believe in God anyways but when I grew up church was about Jesus and encouragement. It is now a soapbox for leftist cucks.
>>76852149
I waste my Sunday.
>all these unhappy fedora tippers and Christ cucks
The true religion is Jehovah's witnesses
The end times are near and you must leave you sinful lifestyle
>>76852149
The church by my house is nothing but a huge huge fancy coffee shop inside plus massiv3e potlucks every other week.
It's pretty fucking great. No dress code, girls are very pretty.
The downside is they have a live band that plays horrible christian rock music , about 10 songs each sunday w/ some bible talk in between.
Hey, it's not so bad I guess. It's all super casual.
>>76854622
Seriously, mate, what part should I be reading? Not the beatitudes, certainly and apparently not any of the red words at all.
It's so early and I'm usually hungover on Sundays.
>>76852149
Church is corrupt and obviously Satan has had his fun in there for some time now. I'm Catholic but will NOT attend church anymore.
My local church is populated by old Mexicans. The only reason I'd go is to meet a moral cutie.
>>76855478
Yeah, yeah, get the fuck off my front porch before I set my dog on you.
>>76855484
This is why I fucking love
Social interaction with delusional Christ cucks so I can find a Christian wife who I can control with religion
It's the ultimate form of women control
((( >>76854757 )))
Good goy! Be sure to be in your designated goypen at the designated time!
You wouldn't want to mess up (((G-d's plan))) would you? Heh heh
>>76854482
>>76854622
>>76854762
>>76854878
>"If you love Me, keep My commandments." (John 14:15)
>“For truly, I say to you, till heaven and earth pass away, not an iota, not a dot, will pass the law until all is accomplished. Whoever then relaxes one of the least of these commandments and teaches men so, shall be called least in the kingdom of heaven; but he who does them and teaches them shall be called great in the kingdom of heaven.” — Matthew 5:18-19
>“It is easier for Heaven and Earth to pass away than for the smallest part of the letter of the law to become invalid.” (Luke 16:17)
>“Do not think that I have come to abolish the law or the prophets. I have come not to abolish but to fulfill. Amen, I say to you, until heaven and earth pass away, not the smallest part or the smallest part of a letter will pass from the law, until all things have taken place.” (Matthew 5:17)
>“Did not Moses give you the law, and yet none of you keepeth the law” (John7:19)
Jesus says you shouldn't just dismiss the old testament.
>>76852149
>>76853138
>>76853309
>>76853366
>>76853539
>>76855746
>>76855744
>>76855728
Anyone who goes to Church is a cuck there is so many niggers there.
Good preachers just don't exist any more in my parts. It's nothing but middle-aged goobers talking about their family and referencing how bad they are at playing the guitar. Everyone's there either because it's what they're "supposed to do" or as a social gathering of aging people. No meditation on scripture, no theological questions, no self-observation, just bad home-brew Christian songs.
>>76855484
montana so no black people either
Just read the letters in red and your good to go
>>76855478
If there are more than 144000 of you, who goes to heaven and who doesn't?
Do you have some form of caste system internally?
>>76855728
That's kind of a bitch move atheist think of
>getting up before noon on a weekend
The local priest is literally a Nigerian anyway. All the Irish ones are dying off or in prison for being nonces.
>>76856166
Pffft implying god is real
Christfags are only good at being controlled. Man it's so easy to manipulate you guys.
I'm bored as fuck for several hours?
I went to a Jew thing once and it was coma inducing
>>76855478
>needs an imaginary friend to be happy
I go every single Sunday.
>>76855728
>It's the ultimate form of women control
>needing superstition to keep your woman in line
>>76855914
>as a social gathering of aging people
But that's what religion is for. The community coming together for activities. Used to be people understood that the pomp and circumstance and specifics of myths wasn't as important as community and family.
eбaть ты кyк
>>76852149
youre right i need to
>>76852149
requesting a christianity general thread
Why do so many black people go to church but still kill eachother?
>>76856688
Go to >>>/his/ or >>>/x/ and make one.
>>76855728
That's literally the point. Female sexuality must be controlled
>Mankind once did battle with one another in honorable close quarters combat.
>When he did not fight he farmed and as such he knew the value of work for each drop of sweat poured into the Earth brought forth his food.
>Even in this "Primitive" state Man knew of the love of family, the bonds of brotherhood, and the joys of making pointless merry.
>When he found himself at night facing the void that is existence he turned to his God who goes by many names.
>Even if his faith was misplaced it did not matter for he could be satisfied all his days till death freed him from his toils.
>Now Man with his great logic and knowledge of the natural laws has made it where he need not struggle as hard as he use to.
>And what does he have to show for it? Arguing whether or not one deserves to be compensated for the ill fate of being born.
>Living as Cronus in fear of his Son imbued with the power of lighting who will make him obsolete.
>We grew to hate the harvest, the sound and sight of steel meeting steel and blood mudding the Earth, and prostrating ourselves to God.
>We yearned for more, to move above our station.
>We wished to be as God and we were granted this wish.
>Now we must make choose what is good and evil, we must decide the fate that shall befall Man.
>And there is no one we can turn to when we fear we are making mistakes, no one to soothe us when we are faced with the eternal dark.
>Our hubris has cost us Grace.
There is no point anon. We turned our back to God.
God is no beta orbiter.
>>76856688
we don't support cuckoldry here
>>76856424
Daran erinnern, dass Jesus Christus allein ist Herr über Deutschland
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqWUZSNrVcE
>>76856808
You sound like a man who can't satisfy a woman.
>>76856688
Go to >>>/x/ and make it yourself.
>>76857078
You sound like a cuck who let's his wife fuck other dudes on weekends
>>76857176
If you have the the need to control a woman's sexuality so she won't cheat on you, it sounds like you don't have what it takes to satisfy her.
>>76854737
http://www.aloha.net/~mikesch/heart.htm
>So the Roman Catholic Church did not invent the flaming Sacred Heart, but rather they apparently adopted the symbology from the human sacrifices practiced by pagan sun worshippers, and the worship of Baal is sun worship.
Sun symbolism is satanic, the "sacred heart" symbolizes the anti-christ.
>>76852149
>go to church
>be told to be lame
yeah no.
>>76852149
I work tonight. I'm a bartendie. I'm sorry but I'll be up too late selling the liquid jew to show up.
Besides, it's all baptist churches around here anyway. Maybe I should look into methodist churches.
>>76852149
i'm jewish lol
btw my dad (who is an international banker btw) says we will be funding for more immigration into germany. sorry guys. i also have majority stakes in all the major porn companies so i would not be welcome in church.
>>76853138
croatia is inferior to israel in every single way, slavcuck
>>76857289
Women will cheat on you regardless if you "satisfy" her. They get bored easily and want something new. Sounds like you let you woman control you. Sad.
If you can't control you women, you failed
>>76852149
>What's the worst that can happen?
A dirty heretic will preach love towards the rapefugees during the serrmon and tell me to vote for the liberals.
>>76853762
Romans 1 you need to repent
>>76856442
Nah, back in the day there was more to religion than a social gathering, it was a foundation upon which all schools of thought were perched such that they (within their own scope) could share a common language and gain a sense of focus. Sure, for most people it was just a social gathering, but that social gathering could never be maintained over all other social gatherings without the dedication of people who actually BELIEVED in the universality of good and the fundamental of morals. And great thoughts were progressed with those beliefs.
If you resign that those things do not exist within religion anymore then you have resigned to the death of religion.
>>76852149
I will today
They're having a Saint Sebastian festival where they give out chicken and fries
>>76857846
>A dirty heretic will preach love towards the rapefugees
What?
>>76854270
Go to a southern Baptist church, usually all white
>>76852149
Got to fix my car.
>>76857684
Hordes of croats will sit in Heaven with Abraham while israelis will be thrown in the outer darkness. Only those who believe in Christ are part of the Gods people.
Ahahahahah what the fuck?
go to church :DDDDDD
go to fucking church :DDD
literally, dude ahahahahah kill yourself lmao
>>76853919
>not Superman
dude, have YOU read the bible? I have back in the day. I suppose the parts his followers call him Almighty and Allknowing were just what... marketing hype?
>>76855543
11:00 is early
>>76855823
Only one at mine
>>76856073
Those are the saved post rapture.
>>76858094
The sermons in the catholic church are politicized, and the priests are either agent of the republicans or the socialists, and preach cuck values.
>>76858614
It is if you stay up all night drinking.
>>76858994
Why do you get drunk?
>>76859063
It's something to do.
>>76859114
But it's not good for you at all, I thought you nords were health nuts
>>76852149
Literally worshiping the Sun God on Sunday.
No thanks, Saturday is the Shabbat.
>>76853875
That sounds like a nice Sunday, Anon.
>>76859290
Well I'm a vegetarian and I try to keep healthy but I still want to drink. Feels good.
No wait that's not true. It feels awful most of the time. But at least it feels.
>>76859475
You watch the zeitgeist and you think you know everything
>>76852149
Isis blow it up.
>>76859591
Have you ever heard the Gospel message
>>76855823
Blacks don't have separate churches in Canada?
>>76859598
What's wrong with the sun god? It gives life and light so you don't get stabbed in the dark.
>>76852149
I'm actually going on my own accord for the first time in years tomorrow.
Wish me luck!
>>76859826
Romans 1
>>76852149
>lost 1 hour which you could spend on 4 chan
or best thing you could see someone new because you are not in basement on 4 chan
>>76859922
Missouri synod is the best choice in America.
>>76852149
>tfw you keep going to confession for masturbating and the priest is getting tired of your bullshit
it wouldn't be a problem if a had a 2d gf
Fuck no.
I live in Utah. All fucking churches, Mormon, Lutheran, Catholic, even nondenominational, LOVE third world refugees and immigrants and preach tolerance for "diversity."
I am now an agnostic ex-Mormon, borderline atheist.
Contrary to /pol/ sill threads on Mormonism as the last refuge for whites, Mormon church is really cuck-fucked. Mormons love mixing it up with adopted nigger children and interracial marriages. I saw them and it's pathetic.
>>76859687
Probably. I like what I've heard of the bible and the Christian ideas as I understand them. Also I love visiting churches but never in a service setting since my school days. I've sometimes thought about being religious, and I think I want to, but it doesn't work for me.
>>76860197
can you find a text in Bible which says masturbating itself is a problem i doubt it a bit...
>>76860396
there is no way jesus would advocate looking at porn and beating it
i think there is something about it in the old testament
if you spill your seed you are unclean or something
either way its just common sense
>>76855823
Nope no blacks in mine. I go to an all-white church.
>>76853366
>doesnt believe in fairytales
>believes in da joos
>>76852149
just take mushrooms
>>76852149
yeah Jesus will make you liberal again
spread the love
>>76852149
Dylan roof
Get shot.
>>76860357
Being religious mean to live a upright life and support family and friends there is a saying: "what do you say in you defence when you stands for the almighty One" and that doesn't only mean worship and going to church.
Catholics
If you want to get away from the modernist cuck cult that is today's Catholicism go find a place that says the Latin Mass
Also learn about Vatican II
My priest is an absolute boss. Traditional and very conservative and you can tell he is redpilled by what he brings up in his sermons
There is nothing better than having a good priest
>>76860052
No, made it up myself
Anon 1
>>76860396
are you serious fagemany
>>76852149
church just wants your fucking "donation" money
>>76860357
Have you been saved?
>>76861015
When church organization grows large it is bound to have both good and bad priests. The sad thing is that the bad ones get all the media attention and good ones are mostly known only to their own parish.
>>76861059
Romans 1
>>76861250
Probably not. Doesn't feel like I have.
>>76860486
Well i know only the thing with sodomy and laying man with other man like with woman..
Well may be it's just "common sense" and that change...
Not seeing the girl.
>>76861168
Yeah but marriage is better. :^)
Because when you divorce that's court money ;^D
>>76861319
Do you want to be?
>>76861015
That's called traditionalist Catholicism. Another word but I can't remember how to spell it. It starts with "S".
Mel Gibson's father Hutton is a based shitlord.
>>76861394
Like I said maybe I do. But it can't be helped.
boredom
>>76861383
Marriage also helps with inheritance... Tax :^)
Good Goys pay your masters.
>>76861015
but i don't know latin
closest thing here is spanish mass, and that's the exact opposite experience
>>76852149
> worst that could happen
>>76861448
Satanistic?
>>76861461
Do u understand that you will be held accountable to a Righteous God for your sins.
If you do you need to get on your hands and knees, and beg God for Repentance and after this, you need to put your trust in Christ, and you will be saved forever
>>76861448
Sedevacantists are schismatics and not to be trusted
>>76861541
yeah neither do most people that go
they give you a little book when you walk in that has the latin translation so you can follow along
its actually a lot of fun and the music is great because its not gay proetstant jock jams and i don't have to hold hands with old people
>>76861448
Sedevacantism? (sp?)
I planned on going to a local Catholic parish to see if it would fit me tomorrow. This is a good sign for me to stick to it and stop procrastinating. I need to be baptized, I need get into the habit of going every sunday, and just leading a whole, faithful life. Thank you OP, God bless.
I liked to go to church as a kid with my family because I could get the "he's just a kid" pass every time i fell asleep. Church naps were the best.
Well, I can't do that anymore otherwise i give my family a bad name. So there's no reason for me to go there anymore.
>>76861789
go find a Catholic church in your area that say the traditional latin mass or another way of saying that is
tridentine high mass
roman rite mass
>>76861733
Yeah sure sounds manageable. The problem is that this relies on some inner religious experience that religious people have and non-religious people don't. I don't think you can fake it and I don't know how to awaken it.
>Religion
>The current year
Sometimes its not about the result as it is about the experience.
>>76861917
Read Romans 1
John 3
Romans 10
And you will understand, read these chapters over and over again if you need to
>>76861782
No, no i am sure he search for a Satan cult they only start with the same letter.
>>76852149
#EndAbrahamicReligion2016
>>76855355
What about the niggers? Don't they love shootin up dem white boi churches?
>>76862192
A leftie welcome go tell it first hand to the refugees in germany or go straight to Mekka with that message on a signboard.
>>76852149
All the churches around me support gay marriage, one has a gay flag flying outside it.
>>76852149
Why?
I did it for the first 16 years of my life. Enough's enough.
>>76862620
That sucks, maybe u should start your own
>>76855394
Jesus if you look at it was the original leftist cuck so it's not too hard to convert Christianity into a leftist cuck religion
>>76852149
Pride concert is tomorrow though.
And I'm a jew.
>>76852149
What's the best that could happen? I'd be bored out of my mind. Probably get approached by strangers as well and goof up.
>>76862848
I used to be in that situation, tip, if you get bored, read your Bible, so you atleast learn something
>>76861733
That's my problem with religion. I have a very difficult time trusting anything or anyone. It always feels like everything is either a lie or is out to get me
>>76863150
Men can be corrupted, what you need to do is put your trust in Christ and read your Bible, you will know what to do when troubles come like this
>>76856073
Heaven is not for plebeian humans. It is for the rulers. Everyone will be resurrected after Armageddon and will live in paradise earth.
>>76852149
Seats are too uncomfortable
>>76862715
I just do what the Amish do and read my bible at home and pray, if I knew anyone else who was a Christian id be happy to have them come over and do that with me but I'm the only Christian I know
>>76863608
Ask your friends
>>76863150
Jesus sacrificed himself for us, the last thing he would ever do is lie or be out to get you.
>>76852149
But don't pick Christianity.
It's all bullshit, Jesus never really existed.
No less than 7 popes have gone on record saying that Jesus is a myth used to control people.
>Falling for the deadkike demiurge fable
Gas ys OP
Could be one of those churches full of nigs.
The Archbishop of Canterbury accused based Nige of legitimizing racism, so prots are out.
My nearest Ortho priest accuses people of trying to cause trouble (not jokingly) if they ask him tough questions on Biblical quotes.
Not sure of Catholic demographics in the UK, could be niggers but if not might be worth going, I've some Polish-Catholic heritage I can play up.
>>76863872
That 19th century garbage has already been debunked
>>76863977
Baptist?
>>76852149
I could lose one more hour to this bs
Was forced to go at least 60times per year until i was 14
Fuck this shit
>>76858094
you have no idea what church teachings actually are, in meta, do you?
The local church thinks open borders is Christian charity. Fuck the locals, and their culture, fuck their shit up.
>>76863592
jew here. Our synagogue has thickly padded seats. We are open to anyone!
>>76864505
>you have no idea what church teachings actually are, in meta, do you?
I do, and that's why it's fucktarded to say it would be heretical for a priest to preach supporting refugees. The Church loves refugees and immigrants and sundry scum.
>>76852149
watching op get stoned for being a faggot.
>>76861917
Well look at it this way, there is a reason the Christian cross is in your flag. Somewhere along the line your ancestors decided to become Christians even after being vikangz and sheeit.
>>76852149
>go to church
>get shot
>>76852149
These threads should be illegal
>>76865565
It was because a converted viking came to their home and said love Jesus or die.
>>76865992
Does Christ/pol/ stand with Israel?
https://youtu.be/1K6KoL4Sjss
