>Have weekend off
>Sitting in my apartment playing DOOM
>Hear the doorbell ring
>Decide not to answer it
>They ring again
>Ignore
>THEY OPEN MY FUCKING DOOR
>ITS JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES
>IN JAPAN
>AT MY DOOR
Take you fucking shitty western religions away from my anime fantasy land. I'm so sick of the filth of the west trying to corrupt this land.
I'm locking my door from now. Thanks for ruining the sense of security this country once gave me.
>>76822417
I'm truly sorry Jap bro. If you lived in Texas, you legally could have shot them.
>>76822458
I just can't get over it. I was in my underwear and everything.
>>76822417
I used to be a Jehovah's witness and it was one of the best religions I have yet to find. I would love to start attending the Kingdom hall again but I'm in the Military and it's forbidden to be in the Military or take part in governments of the world. Maybe when I get out I'll go back.
>>76822417
do you live in an area with a lot of expats or what
>>76822417
Hahaha what did you tell them. I would have threatened them and shit
>>76822632
Just call your son's father in the yakuza. Nobody is going to miss them, literally everyone hates the jahovas witnesses.
>>76822689
I'm literally the only foreigner I'm aware of in several dozen kilometers.
>>76822632
east asia is becoming christian deal with it, your shitty shinto will become forgotten like paganism
>>76822748
2012 and 2013 are best. Fuck bigger nigger asses and cow tits.
>>76822827
are u gay
Put a black thumb tack next to your mail slot or doorbell.
It's their code for 'problem/avoid'
>>76822926
nah, hes just trying to fit in with all the /v/irgins
>>76822827
Nope, I just prefer small tits and petite/tiny butts.
>>76822807
Honestly this country is a religious clusterfuck.
So many cults.
>>76822926
It's scientifically proven that only niggers care about ass size. There's literally nothing sexual about butts
>>76822807
...
Shinto is older than your Christianity.
The Japanese imperial family goes back hundred years before Christ and they are part of the Shinto religion (they are descendants of a goddess according to it).
Aside from that, there is no mass conversion to any foreign religion in Japan, Dont make up things from your ass.
>>76822996
ofc, they have shinto, christianity and many variations of it, buddhism, local religions, which is fine, as long as they dont turn muslim they can be hindu for all i care
>>76823335
That's another thing. The other day I saw a guy wearing the full muslim getup (isis beard and preacher hat) literally driving a white toyota pickup while I was out for a run.
>>76822417
You leave your door unlocked?
>>76822996
>>76823335
this
whatever happens, don't let the muslims take over, my squint eyed friend
what would the world be like if majority of China was Christian, say the Taiping Rebellion succeeded?
They seriously opened your door?
Holy shit.
This is why you leave your door locked, Japan
>>76823586
That's the thing. Who the fuck opens a strangers door?
I'm a little mad desu
>>76822417
Dark souls 3 sucks dick
>>76823270
and Abo religion is older than 40k+ years, doesnt mean shit
>>76823196
Its not the bigness of the butt, its the overall shape. And if you think there's nothing sexual about a womans ass i think you might be gay
>not locking your door regardless of how safe you think your neighborhood is
>>76823651
Niggers
>>76823586
>This is why you leave your door locked, Japan
Just because you are used to living in a shithole doesn't mean everyone has to be. Accepting being fucked in the ass is losing.
>>76822417
>Having your door unlocked
They're retarded but atleast you learned your lesson.
>>76823651
Devine will, senpai
how do i become the yakuza?
>>76823196
Iceland got taken over by niggers?
>>76822417
Fucking weeb bitching about the West
Go fuck your pillow faggot
>>76822417
Pretty sure they were just pretending to be Jehovah's and were casing places to rob.
They put the lie on when they found out someone was home.
>>76823196
This is true
>>76823586
They wouldn't open it (even attempt it)
Most likely crims
>>76822417
I had some come to my door once, just say hail satan and they will leave.
>>76822417
>calls the west filth
>plays DOOM
Make up your mind you self-contradicting gook.
>>76823196
>australia likes tits
UNKEKED COUNTRY FAMLAMPAI
>>76822417
ready for your diversity m8?
Was the guy white or was it a Japanese Jehovahs witness?
Also if the happened too me I would have shot his ass then sued to him.
>>76823651
opening peoples doors has to be the shittiest recruiting tactic ever
>>76822417
They were trying to rob your home you idiot.
They know Japs don't lock their homes so they go around as JW knocking on doors to see what houses they can enter.
You should have killed them with your katana once they were inside your house.
You missed your chance.
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The West has been destroyed by Jewish ideas and religions.
>>76824878
i'd rather have the tripfag than you, philadelphaggot
kill yourself
>>76822417
Why are you wasting your time playing DOOM when you have those English papers to grade for Monday? Do you want your visa to be revoked?
>>76823586
>>76823651
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17xzC_K-Abw
>>76825113
>says the Floridian
>>76822632
Take a pic of your cute shimapan.
>>76825242
not an argument
>>76822417
Almost like welcome to the nhk
But even sato could answer his door
>>76825168
Already did them, senpai.
I usually just do them the moment they arrive at my desk so I don't get bothered by bullshit on the fucking weekend.
>>76822417
>having your door unlocked at anytime
hiroshi please
>>76825207
Scary shit man. What if they've come into my house when I'm not home?
I've got a pack of condoms in plain sight on my kitchen table.
>>76823196
Welp, it looks like Argentina is actually White afterall.
