How's your Saturday, cunts?
Nominations for all seats are in. See who is running in your electorate here:
http://www.abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/guide/electorates-by-state/
Three weeks until election.
>>76820882
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>implying people who own guns aren't racists
Nah, just kidding lol.
>>76820882
>How's your Saturday, cunts?
Alright thanks mate.
>>76820944
>P A U L I N E
Gosh I hope she wins. She deserves it. It has been 20 years of struggle.
Where's the cunt who makes the pasta? I like those threads best
>>76820882
Holy shit I actually have heaps of choices now.
http://www.abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/guide/dick/
Peter Dutton is based but I don't wan to vote for LNP.
>>76820944
Based
>>76821275
Give me a link mate, I'll lift it off one of the archives and use it for the next thread.
>>76821293
>Peter Dutton is based
He is dumb, ugly and dishonest. But he is pretty tough on the boats.
>>76821293
Libs should be your 'bulwark' nomination. Put them ahead of Labor and Greens in the House of Reps vote; and also put them at your last spot in your Senate vote IMO.
Reminder of the debate at the end of the last thread -
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>>76820726
1 more week of exams, have done fuck all socially/recreationally the past two weeks because I have to spend all day studying (medfag). Is this what it feels like to be a NEET? Its so depressing not getting out of the house
Will Pauline build a wall around Australia?
>>76821293
>http://www.abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/guide/dick/
>Lib Dem candidate top of the ballot
>Independent run form the god of thunder
Rest in Pieces Dutton!
>>76821507
>Is this what it feels like to be a NEET?
No, not even close. A NEET has no hope for the future.
>>76821275
He got arrested at the last UPF raily and hasn't been seen since.
>>76821546
Yeah, she'll build a huge mote around the country.
>>76821616
Other than fitness and seeing the gf I've done nothing (other than study). How do NEETs do it? I feel like I am missing out on the world and its only been barely 2 weeks
>>76821807
Shark and crocodile infested?
>>76821433
this 100%
>>76821871
Most NEETs dread the world more than they hate the isolation.
>>76821507
>tfw 1 more week until exams
a-am I going to m-make it /pol/?
>>76821882
And stingrays.
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>>76822052
You bet
>>76821921
We need more NEET awareness
>>76821923
How is your study going m8?
>>76821343
http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/76374085/#q76374115
>>76821923
>am I going to m-make it /pol/?
Ultimately, no you won't make it.
The same mental health problems which have driven you to 4chan will eventually wreck your life.
You might make it out of uni, but you won't last much longer.
>>76821507
Same here but dent fag. I havent left the house in over a week and another 2 weeks to go. Stopped lifting/running and switched to a diet of V and maccas. I dont know how neets do it, i feel filthy
>>76822344
we'll get through it senpai. i can relate to feeling filthy, feelsgrossman
>>76821507
Hang in there mate, I have three more weeks of good old study
>>76822344
>I dont know how neets do it, i feel filthy
A NEET knows that inside (his mind, his heart, his soul) he is actually filthy. So it is only natural that he lives in a manner to make his external condition match his inner one.
This is the way of the world grasshopper.
Your vote is irrelevant, every party will continue selling the ground up from underneath you.
>>76822512
Hopefully mate
Whats party does a medfag vote for? Im curious as to your stand on socialised healthcare and stuff, my future lies in private practice until the govt decides to step into it further but yours is almost entirely gov. How do you feel about our health system?
>>76822598
i cant imagine a person leading this life without being a bad person inside, its no way to live
>Australian politicians
>Literally just American politics but without the large corporations
Who wins changes nothing. It's always the same. X proposes Y and Z blocks it out of spite. The only reason people get into politics in Australia is because they get a new big fat paycheck, an unlimited visa card, tax exemption, exemption from the law, access to child pornography, fast gigabit fibre internet, free holidays, free house, free car. free education and healthcare for their kids all the way through University and all. Tony Abbott spends his final days finger banging 6 year olds in a catholic church in queensland with malcom turnbull while julia gillard and kevin rudderino pamper fresh asylum poon tang for the guards to rape because australia's law enforcement has been an absolute joke that has concealed pedophilia and rape rings for decades. bill shorten is just a pedophilia enabler and tax evader.
>>76822593
cheers brother, what do you study?
>>76822598
Would like to here an input from a NEET on how they feel about their lifestyle
>>76822916
I vote for whoever I think is least globalist, least PC etc. In terms of healthcare system, I don't think I really have an opinion yet as I haven't been in the medical workforce yet. At the moment I think the system with medicare works, however I don't doubt that my opinion will change when I graduate and start working
>unifags
>believing they are Australian and not a bunch of privileged rich kids who are divorced from Australian way of life, society and culture
>>76823250
Just to add, while this is all happening we all have to sit around like cucks - the whole 23million of us - while a hand full of filthy pedophilia enablers and tax evaders tell us what we need and don't need.
http://www.news.com.au/finance/small-business/lib-brothelowner-quits-party/news-story/0c13c1798b6f551083a39031a8840138
>THE party of small business has a small problem with undeclared businesses of its candidates — even if that business is for “partying”.
>Victorian Liberal candidate John Hsu quit on Saturday after it was revealed by the Herald Sun that he owned a Melbourne brothel and didn’t tell the party about it.
>He was running in the safe Labor seat of Calwell but resigned after it emerged he owned the Paradise Playmates brothel in Frankston.
>>76823387
>privileged rich kids
Seeing as every second person graduating highschool these days ends up at uni I'd hardly agree
>>76823570
His business is legal, why was he forced to resign?
>>76823336
i'm partially a neet, i do random casual work
it was a result of my childhood, it wasn't very good. my sister went full dependent and stayed at home (she's still there and she's in her mid 20s) while i left at 16, avoided the police but let them know every year i was alive, and eventually got a flat at 18
i kinda have friends but i didnt graduate high school, i don't have the opportunity to go to university either. i can't trust anyone so i either stay at home when nobody's around or go walking for ~20 hours or so when somebody is.
i'm destined to be alone. nobody gives a fuck (apparently because i had frozen pieces of meat in the fridge when i didn't know how to cook, i was "well cared for") so i just don't talk about it and continue living.
>>76823672
>His business is legal
But not moral.
>>76823570
>Paradise Playmates brothel in Frankston.
That mug runs an awful place. There's a place called Kitty there that's much better and more secluded.
>>76823673
I'm sorry to hear about your circumstances anon. You sound pretty independent though if you left home on your own, that's something you definitely have going for you.
I don't think you're destined to be alone, I don't think anything is destined for any of us. We create our future.
What is something that you are passionate about and want to pursue?
>>76823672
Because the media and other parties would form a lynch mob and rock up with their social justice baseball bats
>>76822598
lies! NEETs are pure. the epitome of being.
>>76823858
But don't the left/greens advocate that sex workers are just as valuable to the community as anyone else?
>>76823672
Transparency, public servants have to disclose certain assets like businesses in order to hold a position. It's to prevent Conflicts of Interest.
>>76823387
>to be Australian is to never go to higher education
>only the rich and privileged attended university
Not sure id like to be married to your way of life and culture
>>76820882
just a reminder that your politics don't matter and nobody cares
>>76823914
Yes but because they can attach the label "LNP" to him that gives them full moral permission to hang him
No one in England even knows who Turnbull is.
I don't even know what he looks like.
Way more people know based Tones because everyone knows he was BAF (based as fuck) desu (to be honest).
>>76823672
He fucked up because of >>76823928 but had he not >>76823858 would have happened despite what >>76823914 says
>>76823852
> You sound pretty independent though if you left home on your own, that's something you definitely have going for you.
the problem is i'm way too independent, any time i get close to someone i cut it off.
>What is something that you are passionate about and want to pursue?
nothing really, i used to be really interested in the air force and actually wanted to join it with the hopes of eventually getting an engineering degree, moving to the US, and applying for NASA but that got fucked up.
i just sit around and wait for something to happen. i might leave the country and go and join the french foreign legion or something, i dunno. i'd gladly participate in a draft if that means dying for something worthwhile but i doubt it's going to happen. i'll probably end up jumping off a bridge when i hit 35 or something man.
>>76823969
Just a reminder that your head of state is a gay communist nigger and has aligned the United states with Al Qaeda.
Just a reminder that Australia is the last bastion of classic liberalism in the world.
Just got off work. I deliver pizzas for Dominoes. Ask me anything.
>>76822263
Good, just trying to re learn concepts that I skipped over a bit when I was only half watching the lectures - what do you study anon?
>>76824116
where's my fucking Hawaiian you cunt?
>>76824116
How often do people tip in australia?
>>76824116
Why is every dominos owned/run by indians with a token white teenage girl?
>>76823673
Plenty of people have cared enough about us, the entire arena of philosophy is dedicated to giving a fuck about others.
>>76823336
I study Chemistry, specifically analytical Chem. Professional bert drinker on the side
>>76824202
No way, I thought this was just my local. Incredible.
>>76824116
What are the hygiene standards like in the kitchen?
>>76824202
>all indian males
>with a token white teenage girl
i wonder...
>>76824202
>>76824315
My Dominos is full of pajeets and I live in a 99% white country town and had never even seen a poo-in-loo here before I walked past the new domino's.
>oakleigh, melbourne
All wogs, pay denbts
>>76824146
I ate it.
>>76824188
Never because every cunt pays online.
>>76824202
Not many people want to work at Dominoes apart from Pajeets and teenage girls. Some of the teenage girls at my one are pretty qt t b h.
Who here
#DanceForDeejay
in Wentworth?
Has a greater faggot ever run for office?
>>76820882
http://www.abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/guide/isaa/
who do i vote for lads?
>>76824317
Pretty decent at mine but the managers are all white so it's probably not the best example.
>>76824434
You're going to have to vote 1 Liberal there mate. No better option.
>>76823610
>50% of high school graduates go to uni
Bull.
Shit.
>>76824434
Pauline Hanson's one nation if you can. She doesn't have a candidate in my electorate so I'm voting for Sustainable Australia.
>>76824116
How many people come in and complain about how shit their food was?
>>76824360
Where I am, there aren't many Pajeets at all - all we really have are Africans. These Pajeets somehow flocked to all work at Domino's, despite having no presence in the community. Domino's must be targeting them or something on a national scale.
>>76824116
ever deliver to any cutes?
>>76824400
>GLBTQI
>dat passive aggressive attack on dykes
lol
>>76824400
>Dejay
Labor did this.
>>76823570
Asians don't find prostitution and running a brothel immoral. They'd pimp their own sisters and daughters (and often do).
>>76824515
Disregard that, just looked at your link and yeah vote Libs I guess or just do a donkey vote.
>>76824523
They are probably running a wages scam similar to the one at 711.
>>76824495
not him but when the local uni has atar cut offs at liek 60 and hands out bonus marks, even the guy who should have dropped out got into uni. It might not be 50% but it is much higher than it ought to be
>>76824610
Probably, they're probably scamming Stacy out of her pay too, but she's too ditzy to realise it.
>>76824522
Rarely because mine has white mangers who actually run the place really well.
>>76824539
Rarely. Mostly just fat middle aged bogans.
I'm voting for One Nation.
Fuck the haters, lets put Australians first.
>>76824494
What's malcolm's stance on gay marriage and asylum seekers?
Looks like this is a marginal seat. Aren't pollies meant to bribe us?
>>76824515
pauline's not here
>>76820882
What are some good slogans to write on the poll booths?
LEGALISE PEPPER SPRAY
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My electorate sucks balls. No ALA or One Nation.
>>76824770
Parties stance is FUCK NO but Labor have wedged it because they are scum with no real policy so Liberals offer a referendum on it
>>76824677
The teenagers earn something like $11 an hour or some bullshit but it wouldn't surprise me if at the Dominoes run by Indians they actually do scam them, or at least rip them off and make them do unpaid overtime and shit.
>>76824788
Vote anti-pedo m8, otherwise you are one.
>>76824827
fug have they set a date for the referendum? I'm voting no just to fuck with the gays.
Who are the /pol/ approved senators? I put down the motoring enthusiasts last time for shits and giggles.
>>76824788
What exactly has happened to warrant an antipedo party?
It wouldnt surprise me to see the rise of anti domestic violence parties if the news keeps going batshit for it
Why is this so funny?
>>76824909
Im voting no out of spite. Gays have become hateful queens.
>>76824717
>Rarely. Mostly just fat middle aged bogans.
thats a shame. what would you do if a qt girl answered the door to get her pizza in the nude? would you fap on her?
>>76824909
>/pol/ approved senators
Based Nick and anyone LibDems
>>76824788
Vote for LDP. Gun rights. Pro self defense.
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>>76824909
Almost every gay I know is basically just a mentally ill male with female personality attributes. Fuck them. Burden on the country.
>>76824788
Where did you find your ballot paper by the way?
>>76825045
http://www.abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/guide/electorates-by-state/
>>76824784
LDP want to legalize pepper spray and tasers, also want to able to apply for gun licenses for self defense.
>>76824924
No idea mate. Electorate is Robertson (nsw central coast). It's a shithole for the most part.
>>76824927
ayy
>>76824202
This hits really close to home
> Have Indian GF (one of those light-skinned arab-looking kinds, not the ugly dark ones)
> Applies for job at local pizza shop
> It's run by an Indian dude
> He's married but constantly hits on her
> Asks for her snapchat and makes lewd sexual jokes
> Eventually gf quits because doesn't want to deal with it
She then said that Indian blokes are creepy, so that's why all her and her non-white friends go for white blokes.
>>76824924
>What exactly has happened to warrant an antipedo party?
There is currently a royal commission into it .
>>76824978
>Nack Xenophon
>Being anything other than "I will literally say anything for poltical power"
>Libdems
>Being anything other than a jew plant to make liberalism look bad
>Being this disconnected
>>76824927
Who do I vote for? Not that it matters since backstabbing in auspol is so common these days.
>>76824434
Liberals.
An army officer and engineer vs a Jewish lawyer (((Mark Dreyfus))) who would be Labor's attorney-general should Shorten win
No Right Wing Meme Parties to choose either, and the margin in your seat is close enough for Libs to win.
>>76825228
oh yeahhhhhhhhhh
>>76825213
Does she poo in the loo, Anon?
>>76825244
>based nick keeping lib and laborcucks in line
>libdems are literally /pol/ the party
>>76824975
I would most definitely root them in the arse. There's a 6/10 chick at work I'm trying to bone because why not, I reckon I'll get in with her sometime in the next fortnight. She's up for it.
>>76825244
>"I will literally say anything for poltical power"
The correct thing to say if that is really your goal is "Yes I would like to join *Major Party* please".
Xenophon obviously has different goals.
>>76824086
Why don't you go back to school and study? There are plenty of uni courses you can do as a mature age student without even finishing highschool. Pathways will lead you to engineering and you could definitely achieve the airforce and NASA.
FFL is pretty cool, by the sounds of things you definitely have the independence to go to France and do it. It would be an amazing life experience and assuming you don't end up physically/mentally damaged, you would have a different outlook on life
>>76824116
Why do dominoes drivers always have issues with opening even the simplest of gates? no other pizza company has issues but you guys. Even at friends houses its a struggle for dominoes drivers to open gates
>>76824122
Have you tried putting your lectures to x1.5? It makes it so much quicker and bearable. I do med
>>76824495
Just under 90% of high school graduates in Australia go on to university, so its actually well over half
http://www.oecd-ilibrary.org/docserver/download/9610061ec005.pdf
>>76825213
>dick smelling like curry after fugging
Saturday's been alright.
Probably just gonna vote SFP
>>76825344
> Does she poo in the loo, Anon?
Indeed, calls India a "disgusting shithole"
>>76825344
Arab-like Indians are the high-caste Indians - they're from the civilised part of India.
>>76825400
>Have you tried putting your lectures to x1.5?
>tfw faster play is disabled randomly on some lectures
its like they want me to skip
>>76825400
Biggest tip is if you have more than 1 lectures on Echo360 or whatever your Uni uses check out both - I've been using this asian chick's lectures and they're complete dog shit compared to this one guy who actually takes a more problem based approach, I do Econ and the 1.5x trick is a godsend
wow, really makes you think...
>>76825478
>the civilised part of India
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>>76825478
That's alright. Some indian birds are alright lookin. Most seem pretty tame and intelligent too. Good to know even their women hate them. Does she make a good curry?
Who /melbourneuni/ here?
Everyone here's a raging leftie
>>76825400
>Why don't you go back to school and study? There are plenty of uni courses you can do as a mature age student without even finishing highschool.
I've tried and been knocked back in favor of young women and affirmative action students.
>Pathways will lead you to engineering and you could definitely achieve the airforce and NASA.
I'm 24, the air force doesn't take people with mental issues into high importance jobs like fighter pilots. NASA takes people with degrees, so I'll keep that option open if I really do get my life turned around I guess.
>FFL is pretty cool, by the sounds of things you definitely have the independence to go to France and do it. It would be an amazing life experience and assuming you don't end up physically/mentally damaged, you would have a different outlook on life
I already can deal with stress, and the FFL is a last resort.
>>76825117
yeah, but people don't even know its a thing they want, hence the slogan
>>76825553
yeah she knows how to cook and clean
But just beware, unlike Asian families (who are usually super nice because you're white) Indian families will hate you... and don't even think about dating a Muslim chick.
>>76825299
Mark Dreyfus is a total asshat who hasn't done anything for our communityin the 10 years he has been out MP. My family have been voting labor because we're blue collar but I think they're all gonna vote liberal for the first time.
The only problem is that Garry's main motivation is to stop them from building skyrail which I honestly couldn't give a fuck about
>>76825574
should have come to monash m8
much less liberals here
>>76825574
/adelaideuni/ here, in the same boat
>>76825504
>his uni gives him choice in who he wants to listen to for a certain subject
what uni? sounds wonderful
>>76825580
An ex-heroin junkie and dealer (convicted and did jail time) is now fucking the Deputy Labor Leader (Tanya Plebsgetrekt) and is head of the Department of Family and Community Services NSW:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Coutts-Trotter
Hope for us all, chin up m8
>>76825580
Keep trying for uni, even if its some shit course at least its a start. Best of luck with whatever you do anon, just remember that you can change your situation if you get too fed up with it
LET ME INTO YOUR COUNTRY
I'M TIRED WITH LIVING WITH KEBAB AND DARKIES
>>76825400
>Why do dominoes drivers always have issues with opening even the simplest of gates?
Couldn't tell ya mate. I have no trouble but I'm a sick cunt.
>>76825843
I'm at Melbourne uni and we have a couple of lectures for each subject (usually), you can just rock up to whichever one you like.
>>76825786
Was gonna go Monash, but I live in outer-North-West so locations a bitch. Melb Uni is 5 mins from CBD so much more conveniant.
>>76825372
>She's up for it.
nice. come back and post pics. also stick some pizza dough up her arse.
>>76825875
Only brits with criminal records can come into this country.
>>76825681
In the Hindu caste system every non-Hindu is an untouchable (ie someones whose only job prospects are to be a street shit sweeper)
>>76825888
You should upgrade and work for a local pizza restaurant
>>76825843
Its not my Uni, its only this one subject where they were fucked to record all 3 lecture streams instead of just one, 80% of the time there's just 1 lecture stream unfortunately and if they choose the bad lecturer its gg like always
>>76824988
And unlimited immigration! Yeah sounds good.
>>76825875
It's piss easy for a brit to get PR here. You can even get a working visa and come over without a job offer.
>>76826036
Nah I don't mind working at this Dominoes because I'm good mates with the manager and I can tell other cunts to fuck off and he won't do shit.
>>76825915
>I'm at Melbourne uni and we have a couple of lectures for each subject (usually), you can just rock up to whichever one you like.
Is your course an undergraduate one and a basic subject? Not to be rude but i recall very basic starter subjects that have thousands of students having multiple lectures through the day and stuff
>>76826128
this is what its like in my degree, cant understand them? GG, theres no other option
>>76826228
Honestly I might actually give it a go after I finish Uni, studying Spanish and Chinese at undergrad so will most probably be looking at translation work.
My old man grew up in aus and then moved back to this shithole so I've always been slightly jelly
>>76826400
what region have you got your eyes on?
>>76826660
Mostly just Brisbane as I have some family there I could mooch off for the initial months
How would you rate Melbourne and Perth in comparison?
>>76824116
I used to work at Domino's a delivery driver, went alright, couldn't complain. Was pretty cruisy and fit in well with my uni schedule. I didn't have very much free weekend nights though.
>>76826925
ive only ever been to sydney, canberra and melbourne. so i cant comment on perth. maybe another anon can enlighten us as to its virtues. so i would have to recommend the east coast
>>76826181
At least you'd have the guns to defend yourself with.
>>76827175
More like to blow your own brains out with.
Why live when the country around you is destroyed.
>>76826925
Melbourne = SJW, sort of like a San Francisco, except a colder and less important version of Sydney (New York) but muh coffee muh culture muh fashion
Perth I've heard is quite nice, can't say anything more than that - Brisbane probably has better weather/nature though and less abos
>>76826925
Melbourne is great! Most livable city in the world!
>>76827323
I assume Melbourne must put a large portion of its government tax revenue into bribing whoever gives out that useless title
Used to be in Cowan which had some choice now this is all the """""choice""""" I get
>>76827575
fug
>>76827481
but anon, the most livable city in the world!
>>76827608
Groenewald is actually pretty cute tbph
>>76827608
be thankful that you at least have the christians
This is the """"choice"""" I have
>>76828045
replace animal justice with the christian party and we're in the same boat
Here is my ballot.
Feels pretty good to be in a high profile seat to be honest famalamos.
I'm going to vote Xenophon.
>>76828022
Why isnt the ABC shilling the labor candidate at all
Might vote ALA
>>76828491
>Might vote ALA
i would too if i was you.
>>76828434
fucking hell I forgot again
>>76828769
how did you end up with an asian guy named "goodenough"?
>>76828858
I think last election there was a big research into this and it's like his Grandad was British, stationed in Singapore or something and he inherited that name.
>>76828858
he was good enough i guess
redpill me on this group
riseupaustraliaparty.com/
never heard of em
>>76829011
>>76828858
>Goodenough was born in Singapore in 1975, and emigrated to Australia with his family in December 1984, becoming an Australian citizen in 1987.[1] He is of English, Portuguese, and Malaysian Chinese descent,[2] and identifies as a member of the Eurasian community,[3] with his branch of the Goodenough family having first arrived in Singapore in the 1800s. A direct ancestor, Samuel Goodenough, was Bishop of Carlisle in the early 19th century, and a great-granduncle, Sir William Goodenough, was an admiral in the Royal Navy.
wikipedia.
>>76822052
>...Anonymous (ID: mShx+UTc)
>06/11/16(Sat)05:34:18 No.76821464
so he died a happy man.hope that stinkray was female.
>>76828858
People voted in the guy with the meme name I assume
>>76829089
Single issue party, they want to put viagra on the pharmaceutical benefits scheme. They're all like from the same church and shit too. Like, "oh I must need viagra to get hard, I'm totally not gay"
>>76822598
what are the hat tampons for?
>>76829112
Anthony Albanese had better watch out then.
>>76829183
To keep the flies off your face m8.
They are bits of cork traditionally.
>>76829183
They're meant to shoo away flies. They don't work and usually end up more annoying than any flies.
>>76828045
HA sorry mate that's hilarious. Which party does your area elect?
I've got one nation (Vonunteering too) and Family first
>>76829097
well that answered my question. thanks.
>>76829403
>Volunteering too
good on you m8. Just on election day?
>>76829403
last time labor had it by 3.9% so we're a maginal seat. I'm waiting for bribes before giving my vote but doesn't look like its gonna happen.
>>76825287
Cory bernardi in the senate if you're in SA
>>76829703
He is number 2 on the ticket so there is no way he won't get in.
You are better off using your number 1 on a right wing minor party.
>socialist alliance on the ballot
