Trump supporters rekt.
>>76813418
>what are armed guards
They've gotta come up somewhere, and when they do, it'll be like playing whack a mole... with a .50 cal hammer.
instead of a wall we need to just let them all walk over on the freeway but make them go through a 10 mile long obstacle course from hell who ever gets through it can come in
>>76813418
Really, really deep foundations.
>>76813418
Flood em
we use yakub. he will eat the tunnel people.
http://www.jpost.com/Arab-Israeli-Conflict/ANALYSIS-Tunnel-detection-techniques-limiting-Hamass-attack-options-451661
http://www.techtimes.com/articles/154882/20160429/department-homeland-security-looking-tech-identify-hidden-drug-tunnels.htm
our greatest ally has us covered
>>76813418
tunnels are expensive, time consuming and easy to detect with sonar
>>76813787
>sonar
*seismometer
I don't know why I said sonar.
The wall just got 10 feet deeper
I hope once the wall is built illegals trying to get into our country and punished severely. Especially if they try damaging the wall or building tunnels.
>illegals trying to scale wall or damage it
>get one verbal warning to turn back
>if they ignore we open fire
It would be their own damn fault
>>76813418
Of course Mexicans are still going to find ways to sneak over, but it'll make the number able to do so successfully a lot lower if there's a giant ass wall on the border. Nobody said that ass wall will reduce illegal immigration to 0
>>76813418
>People still think El Chapo would care about the Mexican people when he's a criminal destabilizing Mexico himself
Why do retards look to him as a patriot hero, when he would sooner sell them to slavery?
>>76813547
Why not just wait for them to be mid-tunnel and pump in water?
>Government is easily able to keep everyone far away from Area 51
>implying they can't keep spics out of the US if they wanted.
>>76814129
Mexico's drug laws are basically US drug laws. So blame us, we suck.
>Also people seriously think the wall won't extend several feet into the ground
>And mfw people think a wall won't stop illegal migrants from guesswork rather than evidence
>>76813418
>beaners try to dig secret tunnels
>god emperor decrees raw sewage be pumped into them
>anyone who swims through shit gets sniper upon exit
Ground sensors.
Now try to shill for open borders again.
mexicucks btfo
/thread
Gas the Tunnels and make the land radioactive
Also, wait a minute. Isn't el Chapo in prison, and about to be transferred to a US zoo where he won't be able to escape, because Mexicans can't contain a single, short-legged, fat guy.
>>76813418
Easily. We'll flood them with water
>>76814129
Because barbarians idolize the chiefs of the most successful warbands
same reason why niggers worship rappers and illiterate athletes
not that much better could be said about many whites
I'll take what is sonar for 500 Alex.
Also they trainhop to avoid patrols, tunnels are just a small minority meme.
>we're going to continue to break your laws and violate your national sovereignty
Yeah, this will definitely endear people to change their minds.
>>76813418
>Take a fuckload of work to dig one tunnel
>Found in 5 minute with seismic detectors and IR imagery
>All it take to close it is 10 cops and one day.
>>76813418
>what is foundation
Typical dumb cunts.
A wall of that size will have DEEP foundations.
Plus we already have motion detectors scattered all over.
It'll be heavily guarded.
Try and dig a hole taconigger
>>76813418
But Hilldawg that wants a wall too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uXJ1mgkyF0
>>76813418
10 FEET LOWER
INTO THE GROUND
>>76813579
This. Survival of the fittest. If they have the courage and skill to make it through hell then they deserve to come in.
>>76813418
you know walls are built into the ground right? do you think they just sit on top of the ground or something?
Woah.
Now I'm a #HillShill
Sewer pipes that leaks, hope you love drowning in shit.
>>76814190
Because wet beaner smells worse than wet dog
>>76813418
<<<<<<<<
BORDER WALLS WORK, YOU DUMB HILLSHITS
BORDER WALLS WORK, YOU DUMB HILLSHITS
BORDER WALLS WORK, YOU DUMB HILLSHITS
Just ask Israel
>10 feet heigher
>also 10 feet deeper
try harder pablo
give the wall a deep foundation. deep into the bedrock.
so you tunneling is only possible with a monster boring machine.
>technology to detect tunnels doesn't exist!
>>76814545
>>76814455
>>76814281
>>76813787
lel, I can tell you guys haven't been in the more remote areas of the border.
Currently live in a ranch right next to the "border" and that type of shit doesn't even exist in the more remote areas. Hell, I've even seen some illegals pass through when walking my dog.
t. Eagle pass resident
>>76813418
>A FUCKING STAR
If the wall won't work, why are people mad about building it?
It's not like we're paying for it.
>>76814545
>being this naive
"the wall" is just pork for trump construction companies. most of the money won't even go to construction. it will all be overruns and delays and huge budget increases to bleed you dry.
if the powers that be didn't need cheap labour they could end illegal immigration yet they choose not to.
you folks are being played by trump and you're all too ignorant to see it.
it is going to be fun to see all your butthurt during the republican convention.
>>76813418
Trump will make those tunnels their graves.
>>76813418
I would support filling the tunnels with gasoline and lighting them once in a while to clear out the spic rats.
>>76814793
How about this: We pump in magma.
>>76814939
why wouldn't there be sensors spaced out with the wall?
>>76814600
>implying we want mexican ninja warriors in the United states.
Are you retarded? They would literally murder all of us fat fucks
>>76813418
like so
>>76813967
I knew this would catch on
>>76814600
>only the strongest criminals may pass.
>>76813418
If giant metal bricks were shot from orbit into the earth to create the wall, it would crush their fag-tunnels and kills thousands of cartel members.
Opinions?
>>76813787
>easy to detect
Ask israel how that worked out before 2014.
>expensive
Lets assume one tunnel costs 1million dollar. And one out of ten tunnels actually works out for the cartels.
That would still be an awesome ROI for them and highly profitable.
>>76814205
The US is able to do that by having a sign posted saying Area 51 is guarded by snipers and they WILL body you if you step your pansy ass over that perimeter fence.
>>76813418
Just flood the tunnel with niggers, let them fucking go on a turf war.
>>76813418
http://hotair.com/archives/2013/09/26/benghazi-scapegoat-finally-leaving-federal-custody/
The wall will be built underground as well. God are we still seriously at it with this? "We'll still just try to break the law" is not enough of an argument. Try harder, shills
>>76814545
>what is foundation
A foundation is the earth you fucking retard, a footing is the supporting mechanism for the wall.
Typical pieces of libshit millennial cunts like you, who have obviously never done any manual labor trying to talk like 'you know stuff'.
Just fuck off this board mate, its not for people like you.
Mexicucks rekt
>>76815008
Nice projection, only leftist connected contractors get away with that. Not a public works project that will be as scrutinized like this one. Especially run by a developer who has done public works projects under budget before.
You from Massachusetts: Home of the Big Dig? Or California: Home of the High Speed Rail that is over budget without even breaking ground?
god i hate fucking liberals it is not that expensive to pay for a wall. you can get 80 lbs of concrete and the border is only around 300 miles long. you can build i up high and if say you make the wall a bit thin like 1 foot you can do probably like a 2ft wall for around 10 million. that is around 3 cents per person and we would have our fucking wall up and ready. fucking dumb.
>>76815061
>spic rats.
But Ted Cruz isn't an illegal.
>>76815280
Right, just put that sign all over the wall.
>>76813683
based kike ally laying down the framework for how to build wall and collapse invaders' tunnels
>>76815265
>Ask israel how that worked out before 2014.
It's certainly working out for them, all things considered >>76814262
>b-b-but what if one tunnel gets made undetected
welp, you got me, I guess we should just give up and not have a border
>>76815465
Wow. I n3ver thought of it this way
>>76814444
Hey some rappers are good
>>76815114
>>70659518
They wont. I've been hustling this for nearly 5 years now, so unless they plan on actually putting money into building the border + putting censors + security, ( which they won't) nothing will change.
>Having someone cross illegally costs them literally nothing
>The opportunity cost is literally zero, unless they were to scum fuck their way into a business and literally steal a U.S citzen's job
>The depreciation caused by an illegal on their country is near nil, considering the sheer volume of illegals they have on a daily basis
vs
>Let's put expensive sensors on the border which have to be maintained and replaced when an illegal breaks it
>If someone breaks that shit, then we're gonna get false flags and disturb security (if trump actually does shell out a trillion+ to have security on the ENTIRE border 24/7)
>We have to get our security to go and check on any sensor that is showing a false positive and that'll waste even more time
>We probably have to also hire additional staff to monitor and enforce this system
Guess which one, faggot.
nobody seems to be calling the chinese racist for building a wall to keep the mongols out
>>76815465
And you know what else isn't expensive? A one way American Airlines ticket from Mexico City to Denver.
>Oh yes amigo I am just visiting family, i go home next week
And this is most illegal immigrants got in. They came as tourists and never left.
>>76815098
>We pump in magma.
where are we going to find tons of magma to pour into tunnels we THINK they're in? fucking think for a second it'd be smarter to put carbon monoxide in the tunnels
>>76814444
also remember blacks and hispanics dont have a lot of fathers, so they try to find a father figure like them. this generally leads to blacks trying to emulate NBA, NFL players and rappers. hispanics go for the drug lords and gangsters
>>76814939
>I've even seen some illegals pass through when walking my dog.
>not grabbing your rifle and slaying foreign invaders
Shame on you.
>>76814190
Connect the sewage system of the local guard houses to the tunnels
>>76813418
>What is digging deep enougj into bedrock to pour cement and affix rebar
>what are seismic sensors
>what are infared cameras from heli patrols
>>76815765
>Let's put expensive sensors on the border which have to be maintained and replaced when an illegal breaks it
Do you think sensors are just fragile objects that sit in the middle of the dirt where they can walk up and smash them?
>trillion dollars to secure the border
Nice use of hyperbolic language there faglord
>>76815765
They send billions of dollars out of this country have found ways leech far more through education and healthcare and liberals do everything they can to put them on welfare lists too
Mexico's human garbage is a massive strain on our economy
Really makes you think.
The Wall is going to double as a high-speed railroad
>>76814919
That doesn't look boring at all, it looks amazing. Imagine driving that thing straight up into the home of your enemy. It would be like a damn sand worm.
Most people can't/won't dig tunnels
>>76815765
I don't think seismometers are that expensive or difficult to maintain, anon. Nor would they be out in the middle of the open for mexicans to randomly destroy.
>so unless they plan on actually putting money into building the border + putting censors + security
that's the idea, yes
>shell out a trillion
what
>>76816071
>That doesn't look boring at all, it looks amazing
Truly Germany's wittier cousin
>>76813418
Build a deep trench that goes along the American side of the wall filled with water and thousands of alligators and great white sharks so that they will flood their tunnels with water and sharks n shit
>>76813418
If you've ever seen attack on titan it will be a little like that
You're right. Let's just invade Mexico and kill the Mexicans.
#ManifestDestiny
>>76815008
>it will all be overruns and delays and huge budget increases
Literally the opposite of what Trump's known for.
UNDER BUDGET
AHEAD OF SCHEDULE
>>76814919
What the fuck, is this real, is there a video, that looks extremely dangerous to be near
>>76815622
Thats not what I said.
It works against illegal migrants. Thats good enough.
But it wont stop the cartels.
>>76813418
the wall just got DEEPER
>>76816426
no, but it will make their lives more difficult and their work less profitable
>>76816384
they move extremely slow. they are also probably standing further away then it looks
>>76816426
Once the wall(with foundations clearly) is up you can be sure that it's not poor little Maria and her 25 babies trying to built a very expensive tunnel.
>>76816426
That's what cluster bombs are for.
>>76813418
The civilians don't use the tunnels. Stopping the civilians frees up resources to stop the smugglers.
Wow, that was difficult.
>let Mexican cocaine in bawwwwwww
>t. you
Pic is me and OP.
>>76813547
The entire US army couldn't stop tunnels on a a super small border like vietnam.
trumpfags are beyond delusional.
>>76816071
Nice wordplay, Australia.
>>76817023
Seriously? Vietnam wasn't some happy American colony before the evil commies tunneled in and kicked America out. These were tunnels dug in advance of American invasion of an area and they were used as fortresses and for troop movement. They weren't across a single static border.
>>76813418
>You shouldn't lock your house's door because they can break the window
>>76817417
>Trying to remove a burglar from your home be rayciss because he needs yo stuff
Filename
>>76816370
don't forget bankrupt
>>76813547
>this is what Trumpcucks ACTUALLY believe
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Walls can start underground.
Does anybody remember Burt's compound in Tremors 3?
>>76814600
The final test will be speaking English. None of them would make it.
>>76813418
When the wall comes, it'll be fully legal to shoot border jumpers as they cross. Plenty of Texans and Arizonafolk will be shooting illegals for target practice the way they do prairie dogs, it's going to be glorious.
Are leftists autistic? The male betafags running the show to be precise. I know the women are hysterics but whatever.
My thinking is that they probably are as they suffer from "train" vision. In the case of trump's wall they see only a literal wall, instead of all the additional things like more strict control on illegals and deportations and so on.
So are they or is it just playing dumb like some passive-agressive faggot?
>>76815008
>0.05¢ has been deposited into your account
>>76815798
That's just about the easiest things to fix. We save money not hiring people to give out visas. Don't be dumb you pretentious cunt
>>76816071
Australia bringing the keks
>>76813418
We have ground penetrating radar pendejo, tell me how that's going to work for you.
>>76817363
US didn't have any trouble shutting down tunnels when they could finds them.
Yes there were tunnels already dug, and there are tunnels on the Mexican border already dug.
we are talking 1 hundredth the size of the mexican border here.
>>76818302
I still didn't get it. Post it one more time
the wall is just a fucking meme, its a way to get people to vote for trump of course. Did some of you really think he would build a wall? Because thats sounds pretty damn naive to me
>>76813683
Well for once our 'ally' might do something for /us/.
>>76815465
Pretty sure the border is over 1,000 miles long
Trumpfags are delusional if they think Trump is going to build wall. They don't understand the costs and the huge opposition Trump is going to have in the Congress.
Trump will just be another goody two shoes president who will do what the congress dictates, so he won't be able to follow his glorious plans to make America great """""again""""" .
>>76818362
I forgot the picture ya dingus
>>76814787
mexico will never look that lovely
>>76813418
>dig walls down even hundreds of feet down below the surface of pedro can't tunnel through
fixed that for you.
>>76816856
this
if we end this retarded war on drugs the market for smuggled in drugs will collapse and theyll stop digging
>>76815806
There is literally millions of gallons of magma directly below the earth. You think volcanoes make lava spew out of nowhere? Dig directly down until you hit magma, then pump it up.
>>76813418
Didn`t your ancestors build a pretty big wall to keep the mongols out?
>>76815172
cool! where'S that from?
>>76818757
...not worth the effort even if magma did act like you think it acts.
>>76818757
>american education
>>76818757
you dumb fuck
>>76813418
the best way to detect tunnel rats would probably be with underground sensors along the base of the wall.
Or just make it shoot-on-sight, and then any illegals that try to cross will have to think twice :^)
>>76818111
if u dont post something edgy or make fun of americans they wont respond to you.
>>76813418
>what is a bait thread
>what are seismic sensors
>how do Zoos have animals that dig tunnels
Did you know that walls can also be dug down?
>>76818111
No they are just literally brainwashed and conditioned to regurgitate what they hear in the news, pop culture and social media.
>>76815008
Found the spic.
>>76813418
Why would they tell Trump this?
>mesh fence under the ground
>moat
>guards with guns
Also its not avery good argument for not having a wall if you say we're gonna dig our asses in illegally. Remove tacos.
>>76813418
Yeah, right. They just walk through the Rio Grande.
>>76814129
Remember the key word and you will find your answer. (Hint its "Mexican")
>>76818550
>Costs of illegal immigration .png
>Projected costs of wall construction and maintenance.for
>>76816369
Fucking this.
>>76817877
HE'S LAUGHING BECAUSE be knows about Israel's tunnel detection system that Trump will use
Deep moat next to wall
Drown Mexixan tunnel diggers
>>76813418
Land mines in the foundations
>>76813418
You just gas the tunnels. That's what we do to fox den's in Australia cause they are a huge pest here.
>big wall with deep foundation
>canals next to it so tunnels get flooded if they hit them
>no buildings or trees in a wide area behind the wall
>the tunnel sensor system of Israel that warns the guards when the ground under them gets active
Have fun mexis.
Now only protect your waters because with that kind of defense everyone is going to move for boats.
>>76813418
>tunnel strategy
jej.
>>76815008
Sure, I dip, drink, lift, shoot, shit, and I have a hell of a lot of fun doing it, but it in no way makes me worse of a person, or less intelligent a person. All these leftists wanna talk about is the working class, but the white american working class is their number one target for abuse. Genuine lower class southerners (im upper middle class from Colorado myself) are most likely the most oppressed and hated people in the united states, and most of the reasons behind this hatred are not rooted in fact. But do these rednecks whine and cry? Do they start protests and go on the news? Do they blog and trend on twitter? Fuck no. They exhibit the perfect master morality. They are not victims of circumstance, or poor dundu nuffins, they work hard, party hard, and live out their lives as the backbone of our good nation. They are the silent majority. And guess what? All of your rhetoric and cartoons attacking them, attempting to make trump voters attempt to distance themselves from the redneck stereotype, it wont work. Not even close.
America is not built on bloggers and journalists. America is not built on unemployed philosophy majors in terrible debt who never even read Aristotle because the teacher told them he was too sexist, and america sure as hell is not built on people who spend all their time insulting others simply for voting for a candidate with policies slightly different from the next one. American politics is quite narrow, there is nothing radical going on on either side.
So next time, dont insult the working class with your cartoons. Dont attack people simply because they do or dont have money, and dont attack one of the greatest businessmen in the world, who turned a small loan of around a million into seven billion (yes, the loan was small, try and find some lottery winners that multiplied their million by 7000x, because its naturally so easy, right)
Good night sir
>>76821776 (checked)
>>76821776
>>76813418
Big walls need deep foundations of concrete and rebar.
>>76815172
B-but he dindu nuffin
>>76813887
Seismic sonar maybe?
>>76814600
>"you have to go through live rounds duck and crawl course, take 30 lashings, navigate a mine field, swinging pendelums, do it all without sleep, and finally sacrifice a family member, just to get in here"
>"me? I popped out of my mom's pussy so I deserve all of those things"
>>76824323
Your ancestors worked so there descendants could benefit. Yes, you are entitled to the advantages by virtue of being born in a particular country.
>>76815926
Interesting
>>76824486
Tradition is the corpse of wisdom. Anyone who thinks the way you do are de facto lesser men because they feel they don't need to work for something.
>>76815765
>give americans jobs maintaining and pateoling the border
>bad
Cuck
>>76818467
About butt fucking time, right?
>>76813418
Tunnels would do nothing against illegal immigration, they're purely for drug trafficking/high profile illegal immigration.
As if the cartels are going to let peasants in their expensive tunnels.
>>76813418
>>76821776
>>76820966
you know how much that will cost to clean cunt
>>76813418
The wall...
Also goes DOWN
>>76813418
You dumb Chinks never thought of people using tech to detect tunnels and make them collapse, or dump highly corrosive and toxic chemicals to kill illegals and drug cartel alike. If it goes under someone else's land, that landowner could definitely do what they want, even if it means killing illegals and drug cartels.
That's why you're behind. You're incapable of thinking. That's why you rely on being given/stealing technology and ideas because you're all intellectually bankrupt, thanks to the commies.
>>76814787
Why does Mexico look like Redcliffe?
>>76813418
Ha spic thinks he's cool in that meme. Liberal laws are the only reason they can make it across the border. Declare it a war zone and make it like area 51and throw a few hundred million mines out there as well.
>a wall can be subterranean
Checkmate, Chapo.
>>76813418
Seismometers. The same thing the CIA uses now to track the cartels when they tunnel under the border so that they can seize their drugs for resale periodically.
NEXT
>>76814787
>californias pesticidal runoff creates a mutant-breed of cocaine-fueled superspics who occasionally breech the wall and wreak havoc on the bordertowns
>>76818343
It was also, logistically, on the other side of the planet.
There is literally no reason why a competent nation shouldn't be able to secure its won borders, including terminating any active tunneling.
>>76813418
We're putting mines for 1 mile underneath the wall and lasers above it.
>>76818467
It's just like when Trump called Canadians to get the Wollman rink done.
>>76821776
>>76816369
this racewar + mexican american war part 2 time to PURGE
>>76813418
Ladders exist, too.
>>76815172
source anyone?
>>76833542
50ft ladders mighty easy to spot.
>building a wall
>Latinos will fly to America as visitors
>stay after and live forever in this country
>Trumpfags
>btfo
escoge dos
>>76813418
The Palestinian's cannot dig under the wall in Israel. Why do you think the mexicans can dig under a wall if we didn't want them to?
Alex I will take "land mines" for $50 please.
>>76814939
What's your point? Your comment is basically admitting there is a need for a wall.
Right now, illegals can just walk across the border.
If a wall is built,a few would get through using tunnels or other expensive and difficult methods. There's no such thing as a 100% effective security system. But it's way better than the half-assed bullshit that America has now.
>>76817023
>do nothing, just let the cancer spread
Get flayed alive you fucking worthless nigger
>>76833935
>can't spot people crossing border
>AH HAH BUT IF THEY HAVE LADDERS!
>>76818757
Lol
Stop existing
>>76813418
1. build some of The Wall underground
2. armed guards in watch towers
3. armed patrol in vehicles
4. some kind of mote or ditch on the other side
digging under The Wall is EASILY halted you fucking idiot.
>>76813418
>Tunnel
So people are fine with Cartels building these and going in and out of the US unopposed?
>>76813547
Would play that game
Machine gun nests. Solves the problem permanent-like.
pow pow pow pow pow
>>76816369
HELL YEAH
TAKE IT, COAST TO COAST, CALIFORNIA TO THE EQUATOR
There is literally no one who could stop us.
>>76818343
you're also trying to compare a jungle border versus a border in a flat arid region. with all the satellites we have it would be like picking deer running across a prairie.
>>76818757
>>76835727
>deer running across a prairie
There are guns with literally a two mile range. Two miles. No where to hide, make it like game of thrones where they clear trees near the Wall. Remove all shrub. In a flat, arid region you're right, visibility factor. Could see a beaner ten miles away.
>>76813418
Libshits actually believe there's no way to detect tunneling and shut it down just like the DEA and border control do all the time.
>>76813418
Who is that Mario looking fucker in the bottom of op image?
Is he a plumber? Is that the context of the tunnels comment?
>>76817819
>>76813418
It could work more or less for immigration, but drugs would still pass. Hell, sometimes they even burn a mule or two at the checkpoints so that others can go in, thats how they operate.
>>76813579
So you want a bunch of men coming in?
>>76813418
>what are foundations
>what are ground-penetrating detection systems
>what are cameras
>what are patrols
Yeah, it's soooooooooooooo easy to dig a tunnel without being detected. Dumbass.
>cost to build wall ~10 billion
>annual cost of illegal mexican immigration 8-12 billion
hmm
>>76815765
Yes, because illegals don't cost billions annually. How could we ever afford paying people to watch the borders!
Just let 'em in.
>>76818343
are you seriously comparing tropical rainforest border bw laos cambodia and vietnam and flat, scortching desert of us mexican border?
even catapulting across the wall there makes more sense than tunnels
>>76813418
Ever try digging a tunnel under a traintrack?
>>76818343
You realize that real life isn't minecraft, right? When building a structure, there's this thing called a "foundation" that extends like 4+ feet into the ground, deeper on projects like this. Good luck keeping your underground bean trails when they're all uncovered during construction.
>>76816071
Underrated
>>76815926
Don't forget baseball players
>>76834064
Fuckin Based Japan
Why do you keep making these bullshit street fighters
Why wont you just give us eternal Third Strike?
I blame you specifically...
>>76813418
>trump will be a terrible president who'll destroy america and oppress latinos with his racism
>but we'll keep trying to get into america anyway
Makes sense.
>>76813418
> implying there won't be the world largest minefield right behind the wall
>>76813418
Because tunnels worked out so well for the people in DDR.
>>76836924
Pays for itself in a year. An economist would call that a damned fucking good investment, literally 100% rate of return when the average investment gets you 4-8%. Liberals, as always, cannot into math. 2hard4them, that's why they're all libartz majorz.
THE WALL
JUST GOT
TEN FEET
DEEPER
Build, baby, build. Reminder 73% of border hoppers are on public assistance (IE welfare and gibs.)
>>76837060
This.
chinesebuildingfallingover.jpg
Structures of any height always have a foundation. The wall would naturally have a few feet of solid concrete/reinforced concrete foundation, let alone what we build in addition. 10 ft wall, 2 foot foundation. 15 foot wall, 3-4 ft foundation. Etc. (ymmv).
Oh look, beaners and liberals don't even know how basic engineering works. It's like they don't live in reality and can only browse dumblr and fagbook from a coffee shop.
