Alright so I have a question /pol/.
Obviously both God and Kek exist.
The bible speaks of wise men worshiping gods with animal heads. It speaks of the final days from which the predictions of the isreali nation rising again is true. All these things in the bible are coming true.
>Le kike on a stick may may
No. The bible warns of the jews trickery.
God offers you Eternal life in the arms of your loved waifu in gardens of beauty.
What does Kek offer you? Meme magic sure, Bible warns against trading your soul to demons in exchange for such power.
Unless /pol/ worships Kek as an incarnation of God by another name, from which meme magic may continue... You are willingly damning yourself to either being the energy snack of this thing, or the much more gruesome fate of hell.
BTW: this is politically/religiously related since it effects the real world via meme magic.
praise KEK
>>76804566
KEK ALL MIGHTY!
>>76804566
Praise b to kek the true saviour
>>76804566
>It speaks of the final days from which the predictions of the isreali nation rising again is true
Let the kekening begin
>>76804566
John 14 that won't work
"We have no need for your crippled christ" Void Frog 6:94
"I call out your god till before me he stands, but don't send me Jesus, he's only a man" Void Frog 8:27
>>76804566
The Bible teaches very clearly that there is only one God.
"I am the Lord and there is no other. There is no god but Me." - Isaiah 45:5
"The Lord God is one." - Deut. 6:4
"for there is one God, and one mediator between Him and men, the man Christ Jesus." - 1 Tim. 2:5
>>76804566
Praise Kek
>>76804566
Trump is Christ
Kek is God
kek=god
all gods are one god by different names or different aspects
all worship is acceptable if you live with love for your people, vote trump, and wage a just war against the muslims
>>76804566
Nah, KEK is God's new prophet, he was his old prophet millenia ago.
>>76804566
Jesus is just horus or whatever *insert deity* representing the end of the winter solice.
>>76809666
>crippled christ
>Philippians 4:13 I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me
you fucking anti-christ fags have no idea
>>76806397
http://www.therefinersfire.org/jews_return_to_israel.htm
Too many verses mentioning it. If you require more proofs simple google it.
>>76809666
Your numbers confirm you a lost cause.
>>76804566
>Obviously both God and Kek exist.
The bible does not say other gods don't exist. It just instructs you not to have any other gods BEFORE Yahweh.
There are other stories about a snake god who heals people from snake bites after a leader tells them to make a snake statue and give offerings to it. The snakes were sent by Yahweh in the first place.
Deus Kek!
There's a new god in town and through meme magic has been proven to be real. Praise Kek brothers.
>kek exists
No, it's just faggots LARPing. Most of them are probably Gaytheists.
I'm sure the irony is lost to them.
/pol/ is a Christian board. Deus Vult.
>>76810163
>>76810012
See, just faggots LARPing.
>>76810081
>repeating manifestation of Kek
>lost cause
>>76810283
I think you mean RP, not LARP.
>>76809666
>666
Begone demon
Kek doesn't even have waifus
Is there a cute kek-chan?
No?
Better luck next time heretic
>>76810061
Jesus was behind Cruz, the priesthood didn't rise
Kek is behind Trump, Trump is going to maga
Your god either never existed or is now a crippled shadow of his former self
The worshipping of kek and practising of meme magic is pure satanic heathenry. Repent now and believe in Christ to save your souls from eternal hell fire.
>>76810446
Uh-huh, and you really claim not to be LARPing?
There are two option
>one, trump is actually charismatic and speaks to people on a level the agree with, which has been a welcome change from any politician in living memory
Or
>an imaganry frog /pol/ created 8 months ago based on a God no one's worshipped in millennia is changing the world
Once again, you're LARPing faggots.
>>76810744
>my imaginary being is older therefore true
Lmao! Kys so that you can go meet your god faster, wouldn't that be bliss for you?
Christianity is untrue and you all worship a two thousand year old herpes virus.
>>76810744
>an imaganry frog /pol/ created 8 months ago based on a God no one's worshipped in millennia is changing the world
Makes about as much sense as any other faith.
>>76804566
Finally someone is saying it.
>>76809666
>666
Caught it your own deception
>>76804566
>God exists
heretic
KEK is the one true lord, praise KEK
>>76810828
>imaginary
So you're admitting that you believe both Christ and Kek to be imaginary, and yet see no problem with coming on a Christian board and pretending to believe in a frog God.
Gaytheists man I fucking swear....
>>76811000
>not realizing the number of the beast was 616
Also, nice get
>The bible warns of the jews trickery
The Bible is Jewish, and so was Jesus, unlike Kek.
>>76811255
Blessed by doubles
Don't you see? The bible is incorrect. The world is filled with spirits and gods of every form and function! It has been revealed to us, animism is the way to true enlightenment! Praise kek, thanks for the dankies
>>76811081
LARPing faggot.
>>76810971
>Claims God doesn't make sense despite eye witness accounts in the bible, ignores all modern miracles (Fatmia revelations, miracle of the sun, Marie Simon-Pierre being cured of Parkinson's by divine intervention), but then claims that nothing exploding into everything for no reason and then magically forming life is a logical thing to believe in.
I don't get it, I mean even you must be able to see how stu....oh wait, you're Canadian.
Classic leaf shitposting.
Still waiting for Jesus to come again. He never does. False prophecy.
>>76809666
PRAISE KEK
>>76811133
Right back at you my friend
Redpill me on 616
>>76810446
>I don't believe in Jesus
>Let me tell you who Jesus supported
>>76811549
>ignores proven meme magic
How blind can you be? Also, calling out a person's country is not a logical argument.
>>76811255
No. The Old Test which does not matter was jewish. It's only in the bible because of back story and the occasional moral to be learned from its tales.
>>76811468
No. The bible said the world is filled with spirits and gods.
kys.
>>76810971
>8 month old meme frog, ironically worhipped by atheist kids on an imageboard
>2000 year old belief structure manifest into reality and civilization, art, music and literature, spread across the globe
get fucking real
>>76811636
Where has your god been for the past 2000+ years? Our prophesies are coming true heretic.
>>76811636
this still blows my mind
>>76811979
>ignoring the entire Ancient Egyptian civilization
Come on now. You can't prove Kek isn't real.
>>76809933
Heretic, the only way to salvation is through our lord and saviour Jesus christ.
Serving your country and voting against hillary are already a given.
>>76804566
kike on the stick isn't a meme, it's the truth. The only true religion is Judaism
btw, kek is an encryption for god in hebrew
>>76811096
>a Christian board
Take your false kike idol and stick it up your arse. You go to church if you wanna take about your kike. You're in Kek's House when you post here and don't you ever fucking forget it.
>>76812137
don't have to, he will die as the belief in him dies, since it is spawned in a mockery of worship, it is not serious. weak gods breed weak believers
>>76804566
Jesus was a heretic Jew, he didn't fulfill the prophecy completely.
>>76811636
>>76812137
Nice LARPing faggot
>>76812373
They mocked Jesus too. They said he wasn't serious too.
>>76812428
Do you even know what LARP means?
>>76809780
Read John 1
>>76809666
Digits confirmed. Christ will bow at the feet of Kek.
Kek was an Egyptian deity, right?
What if, and I know I'll get flamed to kek's hell and back but. What if dey wuz kangz n shiet was true?
The kikes fought kek with the shish kebabed kike, niggers being dumb like they are didn't meme back and fight back. Kek lost and it took two millenia for kek to slowly influence our minds to bring him back to his rightful place at the top of the pantheon. Kek made memes so that we may give him strength.
Dindus lost their place under kek's embrace and protection so now he's saving the white race.
>>76804566
Praise Kek
He brings me happiness
I have never believed in something so seriously in my life
KEK DISAPPROVES OF NON BELIEVERS,
LET THEM SEE THE BLOOD WE HAVE UNDER OUR NAILS!
>>76810017
Your very ignorant, that 19th century garbage has been refuted so many times
>>76812587
Yes, the truth will always resurface.
>>76812591
Good if your not gonna follow Christ, you might as well be happy now
>>76809666
the christkuks think 666 is the mark of the devil but we know it is Kek confirming this and loaded with meme magic.
>>76810283
Eh. The concept of the meme likely predates civilizations with writing, but we can read about the Me (and hence, the Me-Me, or meme) in the oldest mythological tales of Enki.
But you wouldn't know that now, would you?
>>76812722
Kek is merciful. He will accept your non-believing soul when the time comes without punishment. May you have the wisdom to know his happiness in this life.
>>76811549
>denies miracles of all other religions while declaring monotheistic beliefs
The Pagan Gods are the only ones that I am assured in existence. They provide power to those who take it and it's been seen time and time again.
What has Christ done? Crippled nations. His teachings abused to sway entire generations into a passive lull.
Kek is one of many Gods to truly exist. Fear him.
>>76812418
This stuff is really starting to worry me. Kek is clearly Satanic.
>>76810081
>http://www.therefinersfire.org/jews_return_to_israel.htm
KEK, nice Old testament shit, kike.
>>76811674
The earliest (Greek) transcription of Revelations actually shows it as 616, not 666. That is, 666 is an error in translation carried down through the centuries.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Papyrus_115
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Papyrus_115
>>76812877
False Gods don't usually have the power to do anything anyway
>>76813019
You make a good straw man
>>76812371
Role playing fun, huh?
>>76813438
Not an argument.
>>76813692
Blue sleeps faster on Wednesday
/pol/ worships the word cuc-k
cant make this shit up
>>76814630
KEK or KUK, it's pronounce as KOOK, not the same.
>>76804566
>>76809933
>kek strong
>>76810165
Christianity? You mean the reason the entire western world is cucked?
>>76809666
Kek forgive my sins!
>>76813158
Interesting that upside down, 616 reads out SIX, and 666 reads out SEX.
>>76815268
You are forgiven child
Now go forth and Kek post on pol
The Void Frog will bring you under his warm embrace
>>76810144
I can't safely explain how I know this, but trust that this was the sign. The serpents have returned.
>>76804566
I don't give a shit, I'll worship fucking Asmoday if that means I can live in a world with trump as president.
Praise kek!
>>76815176
>the reason the entire western world exists
FTFY
>>76816552
>implying it didn't exist prior to the Christ cuckening
Praise KEK
>>76811133
>>76811674
>>76813158
>>76815810
>>76816450
creator of slither.io was born in area code 616
not saying any more
>>76809666
Either kek is satan or kek is baiting Christfags
Okay I guess
>>76809666
>666
>>76816666
>>76809666
>>76804566
Sweet KEK saves us
>>76817068
Anyway you look at it, Kek wins
His magic grows stronger, he will soon be back at full power
>>76815810
at english though.
the ξ letter sound like "kss". χ sounds like "h"
>>76817044
Do you think that's a new way of building statues for the serpents?
What about the old snake games on the Nokia's? That one was probably even more popular.
>>76817725
True, only visual thing.
>>76804566
It's all fun and memes until a Christ fanatic has to do this.
Why would you stretch the meme to that extent?
>>76810744
>an imaganry frog /pol/ created 8 months ago based on a God no one's worshipped in millennia is changing the world
I bet you think bats and "microbes" were the source of ebola
>>76809666
Revelation 16:13-14King James Version (KJV)
13 And I saw three unclean spirits like frogs come out of the mouth of the dragon, and out of the mouth of the beast, and out of the mouth of the false prophet.
14 For they are the spirits of devils, working miracles, which go forth unto the kings of the earth and of the whole world, to gather them to the battle of that great day of God Almighty.
Praise kek
>>76809780
Uh what about 2 Corinthians 4:4?
Even if god brings a calamity against the golden frog worshipers it will be interpreted as KeK bringing the self destruction we like.
Gaytheists worshipping a God they invented called Kuk is probably the most ironically funny thing to come out of /pol/.
Thanks for the laughs, faggots.
>>76812418
HOLLY SHIT! but the biggist trick the delve ever pulled is whriteing books and colling him self god... buy 369 where fucked just because we think.
>>76818758
>Dragon
/pol/-4chan
Kek/Pepe
>Beast
Jewbook
Kermit "none of my business"
>False Prophet
Governmnt and their shills
Dat Boi
>for they are spirits of the devil, working miracles (meme magic) which go forth unto the kings of the earth (effects on presidential election) and of the whole world, to gather them to the battle of that great days of God Almighty.
>>76820135
oh wain no the burds will get to heven your fine
>>76804566
>The bible warns of the jews trickery.
To be fair, you can see why we'd be skeptical about Jesus.
>>76809933
>all gods are one God by different names or aspects
valar morghulis
1:Praise KEK
2:Convert Unbelievers
3:Sacrifice IS Essence
4:KEK Demands Blood
