Gun Freaks Will Argue With This
Is The Daily Show cancelled yet?
How's Noah doing? I haven't watched one episode since he became host.
Alex was right. Jews did 9/11
>>76803384
>I haven't watched one episode since he became host.
Gee I wonder why?
Infantofile cock suckers will defend this.
>>76803219
wait but isn't the left now concerned about the rise of Actual Imaginary Hitler
someone make one of those sweating button-press memes about this
>(((Leibowitz)))
>>76803838
>can't have a single jon stewart thread without someone mentioning he's a jew
>We're not really racist, its satire, for the keks!
fuck off /pol/
>>76803384
Same, a lot of people ditched that show, and that entire channel, they have BLack Power Hour now every night with the two most annoying niggers you could find
apparently they are failing as a network and are trying to get rid of them without 'being racist'
>>76803219
oh look, another loudmouth kike telling me how to behave on the electric jew. and he only has the job as a kike propagandist because he's a kike an makes retarded faces at goyim that do not suck jew cock everyday.
how quaint.
>>76804061
>implying he'd have a job if he weren't a filthy kike
>>76803219
Wait a second. The 1776 WILL HAPPEN AGAIN guy was Alex Jones?
People kill because they have guns.
How retarded you have to be to say that?
>>76804061
>on /pol/
>fuck off /pol/
Where do we go then, kike?
>>76803219
>We can't even begin to address 30,000 gun deaths
Sure you can Jon. Break down the deaths by type - homicide, suicide, accidental. Then break those down further. Legitimate self defense, black on black, depressed people, young children, etc. People did that way earlier than 2013. We know where most of the violence is coming from. It's not coming from legal concealed carry permit holders.
>>76803219
I am an ammosexual and you are infringing on my right to have a sexual relationship with my firearms! Fucking shitlord!
>I have a weapon to defend myself from crazies
>Crazy kills me for being able to defend myself
I don't think you thought this through.
>>76803219
Someone open carrying is not a threat of bodily harm.
>>76804061
Eat a dick Leibowitz.
>>76804536
Gotchew f.am
>how dare you have the right to defend yourself
(((>>76804061)))
>>76804658
>libs support right to death
>guns are quickest and most painless way to end one's life
>libs want to take guns away
>>76804607
What if I told you that you're crazy?
>>76804061
This board is not satire you fucking newshit. Saying its satire is the joke. Why would a whole board be 24/7 satire, wouldn't that get tiring and old very quickly?
>>76804061
(((You)))
>>76804794
>Why would a whole board be 24/7 satire, wouldn't that get tiring and old very quickly?
/adv/ is a thing.
>>76804794
DELETE THIS
/pol/ is a board of peace!
Jon Stewart's inability to point out the hypocrisy of the anti gun crowd was a turning point for me in politics. I lost a lot of respect for him, and New Yorkers in general.
It's honestly insulting how much they overlooked the manipulation, the lies, and the racism/sexism/classism that is in the core of gun control.
Saturday night live is currently being ruined by the same shit. It's fucking awful. My wife and I are so disappointed.
>>76804786
What's crazy about realizing humans are capable of committing atrocious acts of violence?
Is history no longer thought in schools?
>>76803219
Listen to my arguments. I do a lot of research. I make sure I understand both sides before I weigh in with my opinion, that's why I believe I'm correct.
I'm going to have a public debate with "Tide comes in, tide goes out" guy, and totally lambast him about why he's on the wrong side of history. This'll be so easy. He's a pushover.
>Deficit and debt are interchangeable.
>>76804794
>this post is satire
also so is this one
Chris Hedges: Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart Have Destroyed Satire
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwrXpIwwvRk
This based lefty ripped Stewart and his shabbos goy counterpart a new asshole. Extremely insightful. I suggest watching.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x12q9wz_pjtv-jon-stewart-war-criminals-the-true-story-of-the-atomic-bombs-bill-whittle_news
Daily reminder
(((LEIBOWITZ)))
You notice how they always talk about gun deaths in raw numbers but never want to talk about who is doing the killing?
>>76804658
>mfw I was going to shitpost about only 4% of all gun deaths being "justifies" means there's a gun problem.
>mfw I realized that it's actually a mental health/gang violence problem
Many thanks anon
>>76805302
>Generational guilt
>>76805302
Disgusting cuckoldry
>>76805302
labor members need to be taken out back and dealt with
>>76805514
Don't stop there, go get actual stats from the FBI
>>76804658
Would like a source on the breakdown
>>76805007
>Broadway musicals aren't cultura
Wigga what?
>>76805302
Are you kidding me?
>>76805302
i want to punch him in his cuck face
>>76803219
>Guys give up your guns Hitler isn't coming back
>Guys the conservatives are Literally Hitler right now
>>76805625
>/pol/ tinfoilers who rage against the FBI trust it when its convenient for them
>>76804061
>>76805780
>people trust national crime stats from the national crime bureau
You act like this is a bad thing
>caring what gun grabbing likes think
>>76805638
It's called math, you ignorant nigger
>goys give up your guns Hitler isn't coming back
>GOYS PUTIN IS LITERALLY HITLER
>GOYS ASSAD IS LITERALLY HITLER
>GOYS TRUMP IS LITERALLY HITLER
seems to me like Hitler has come back three times stronger, that means we need three times as many guns to protect ourselves.
>>76805638
Check the FBI
someone has yet to prove OP wrong
>>76805928
>mfw live in California
I HAVE to care what they think, since those fuckers are the ones making policy.
I am so sick of writing letters and making phone calls man, especially when I know that they give no shits what we think.
>>76806020
>It's called math
so you just pulled the statistics out of your ass?
>>76804794
/pol/ is a board of peace.
We're all #Hillaryharpoons that are just pretending to be racist as a parody of Trump supporters.
>>76804775
Except they aren't. Even a bullet in the head can leave a person in horrible suffering for several hours before they finally pass away.
>>76806188
There's nothing to disprove. No argument was made. If you think you know what it is, state it for us.
>>76806511
So you're more in favor of decapitation, eh leaf?
>>76806350
Pretty sure it's fbi statistics.
>>76806350
CDC stats from 2011/2012
>>76806623
Hanging or French revolution head removal technique. Of course.
>>76803219
>a gun
>causing a reasonable person to fear for their life
holy fucking shit my sides
you retards are so fucking sheltered
>>76805514
Only 1% of defensive gun uses end with a shot fired, and of those only 1% end up being lethal.
>>76805302
Is that real?
I remember seeing someone mention colonialism a while ago during a farage debate and I thought I might have misunderstood.
>>76805780
In 35 years on /pol/ I have never seen anyone rage about the FBI.
>>76803219
Notice how the antigun shills always carefully say
>no one wants to take ALL the guns
Yeah, no shit. Not all of them. Just any gun invented after 1880. Get raped.
>>76806742
>let me just kill myself with my trusty guillotine
>>76803219
>>76806954
So if no one wants to take away people's guns, how about guaranteeing it in writing by adding the following to the 2nd amendment?
>It is and shall forever be illegal for any federal, state, city or local government to ever seize, confiscate, or otherwise deprive any citizen of these United States of their lawfully-acquired firearms.
Would the Libs be opposed to that?
Really makes you think, huh?
>>76807110
Helium tanks and ropes are still on the table for suicide. If a guy builds a guillotine just to commit suicide, we'd have to give him an upboat for dedication.
>>76806954
Nah
Just all the guns not belonging to them
>>76805302
Brit bros
Find this nigger and rip his anus out through his dickhole
>>76807223
That liberals are obsessed with cock and can't think of real arguments besides ad hominem?
Yep
>>76803219
That picture on the right... how many stories are there seriously of that happening? He's describing a hypothetical scenario where gun owner A shoots gun owner B because gun owner A felt threatened when he saw gun owner B open carrying. He calls this a perpetual violence machine, yet I can't off the top of my head think of a single instance of that occurring. Surely the media would jump all over such an event to push their anti-gun agenda, and yet I don't know of one.
That's all this hack is good at - sophistry. He describes imaginary trends and concepts that sound reasonable when you don't think too hard about them, and without presenting any evidence, he suggests that they're grounded in reality.
>>76806783
>Live in Alaska
>Open carry doesn't even draw a glance from locals (unless they're trying to find out where the good hunting has been)
>Tourists on the other hand flip out/cross the road. Asian tourists have the funniest reactions because for many it's the first time they've seen a gun
>Walked through town last week with my rifle on my back to meet some hunting buddies. Friendly waves and people asking where we're going
Living in a big city must be really shitty
>>76807215
That is allready in there.
Pic related
>>76807241
So people kill themselves anyways so it's got nothing to do with guns.
>>76803730
you let me down, /pol/
too busy handwringing over kikes to make funny memes
idiots
>>76807223
Why don't you like guns?
>Because they're giant penises.
>>76807443
Never said so. All I was saying is that death by gunshot is one horrible way to die.
>>76807412
I'd like to live in Alaska, but I doubt there is much work for architects, right?
>>76807223
God I fucking hate Horsey
>why do you want to have that dangerous killing machine
>I AM SILLY
>republicans: every time :^)
>>76807536
You want something done, do it yourself.
>>76807583
In the offchance you fuck up and survive. Seems very rare.
>>76807583
>death by gunshot is one horrible way to die
Clearly you've never read The Torture Garden.
>>76807593
Not really... Maybe some in Anchorage but most towns would be too small to support a single architect. Around here most people contract people out of Seattle. Construction contractor here<
>>76807710
It's rarely an instant death. In most cases of gunshots, people die at the hospital hours later.
>>76807834
We're talking about suicide.
>>76807842
Oh well
Guess it's Texas then with a summer home in Alaska
>>76807999
Got a source fo that?
>>76807223
>Folding stock ar-ak-fal
Wtf
>>76807710
no, fuck you
you're all here to entertain me
get with the memes, slaves
>>76807223
He should make porn instead
>>76804077
Is Tosh still popular?
>>76808146
>anti guns
>knowing anything about the guns they want to ban
>>76808010
You'd be surprised how common that is here. Currently working on a ~$3m house that they plan to use ~4 months a year in between time they go fishing
>>76807299
Seriously, dick is always on their mind
>>76808060
On my phone "working".
People don't die from the shot itself, it's most often blood loss of lack of oxygen if lungs are hit. More hits = quicker death, in most cases.
Even if the brain is hit, the person will pass out and probably die of blood loss anyway. They would be a vegetable if they survive though.
Nigger problem not a gun problem
>>76807999
>>76808060
>It's rarely an instant death. In most cases of gunshots, people die at the hospital hours later
Yeah no
>CE Rhyne, DI Templer, LG Brown and NB Peters, “Dimensions of Suicide: Perceptions of Lethality, Time and Agony”, in Suicide and Life-Threatening Behavior, Vol. 25(3), 1995
>>76803219
>Why do you guys need guns, Hitler won't rise again
>Holy shit guys don't you know Trump is Hitler?!
>>76808322
Doesn't surprise me desu. Alaska looks like a beautiful way to get away from all the shit for a while..
>>76808488
Who kills himself by shooting his lungs?
I thought we were talking about suicide. If the person passes out its quick enough, no?
>>76804061
>We're not really racist
who the fuck here says this?
>>76808728
Trump supports gun rights though
Hilary is literally Hitler
>>76808591
Yeah. If you put a shotgun to your head, you'll die on the spot.
I am actually impressed by the gunshot to the head/chest stat though.
>>76808851
It's still possible to fuck up a gun to the head, people have survived the attempts, but with bad results obviously
>>76804658
What determines justified? Self defense?
>>76807223
Not an argument.
>>76808931
>by the throat
Eyedea already proved heroin overdose is a better method.
>>76808940
Yes, "legitimate self defense" in other words. A man breaks into your home and threatens you with a knife. You shoot him in the chest and he dies. That's in the "justified" category.
>>76808940
Most states say that a gun can be used in self defense if someone reasonably believes their life or someone else's life are in danger or serious bodily harm, or to stop the commission of a felony offense.
That being said, justified homicides are very small in comparison to the number of overall defensive gun uses in America, many of which the situation is diffused simply by having or displaying the firearm without having to fire it.
>>76804061
>(((You)))
>>76809108
Speedballs have killed many many people
I still think jumping off a tall building is the best way. You'll bounce once and your organs basically liquefy inside you and it's over very quickly
>>76803219
I am supposed to address this kike's opinions?
No thanks. that's all they are anyway. Unsourced opinions.
>>76809299
yeah but you might get scared halfway down and change your mind
>nobody cared who i was until i put on the mask
>>76809299
What is a "speedball"?
I feel like a suicide method is automatically bad if it's guaranteed to scar everyone that sees it for life, and also you might land on someone.
>>76809559
>and be extremely painful
For emos.
>>76803219
No need to argue with it, you just need 4 words:
SHALL
NOT
BE
INFRINGED
>>76809140
How about times when the gun is fired but nobody dies?
I can tell you're a nigger because You Talk Like This.
Opinion disregarded, darkie.
>imaginary Hitler
Wait. I thought every other right winger was Hitler? Or can we only invoke Hitler when multiculturalism is being pushed?
>>76809514
Well it won't matter at that point, the choice was made
>>76809559
Lost a buddy of mine to this. Can confirm it works
>>76809573
>bad if it's guaranteed to scar everyone that sees it for life
You mean give people a show
A speedball is a mixture of heroine and cocaine, the heroine is a depressant, the cocaine is a stimulant.
It gives you a very powerful high, but the cocaine wears off first, and it was keeping your heart and breathing going, so since it's now out of the system, you OD on heroine and your heart and breathing stops and you die
It's what killed Chris Farley and James Belushi
>>76803219
Ban assault cucks instead.
>>76809720
What do you mean?
>>76807443
Apparently "well regulated" was not clear enough, either.
>>76805302
I hope he is set upon by a group of refugees and culturally enriched again and again.
>>76807215
>That butchered garand.
Jesus I hate women.
>>76809977
Since every able bodied male age 18-45 is considered to be a part of the US Militia, I keep myself very regulated by practicing my marksmanship as often as I can
>>76809977
The people are the militia, silly leftie.
>>76809896
>That being said, justified homicides are very small in comparison to the number of overall defensive gun uses in America, many of which the situation is diffused simply by having or displaying the firearm without having to fire it.
Inbetween those two cases you said is firing the gun but without any death. So no homicide but the firearm was still fired. How often does that occur?
>>76809977
t. Cenk
>>76803219
the oven just got 10 degrees hotter, and isreal is going to pay for it
>>76809977
Well regulated meant in proper working order at the time.
>>76810174
>How often does that occur?
Fairly often I would say, although I don't have any numbers on that off the top of my head
When someone is in a stressful situation they are more apt to miss, which is why magazine limits are stupid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jThs3tpbETs
>>76803219
I have never owned a gun and have little desire for one, but even I can see how un-American these cunts are.
>>76810254
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/how-u-s-gun-deaths-compare-to-other-countries/
>Americans are 10 times more likely to be killed by guns than people in other developed countries
>Compared to 22 other high-income nations, the United States' gun-related murder rate is 25 times higher
>compared to people in the other high-income nations, Americans are seven times more likely to die from violence and six times more likely to be accidentally killed with a gun
>Even though it has half the population of the other 22 nations combined, the United States accounted for 82 percent of all gun deaths. The United States also accounted for 90 percent of all women killed by guns, the study found. Ninety-one percent of children under 14 who died by gun violence were in the United States. And 92 percent of young people between ages 15 and 24 killed by guns were in the United States, the study found.
This is proper working order?
Im all for gun rights, but lets face it ameribrosm, we wont fight if a mass grabbing happens.
We screamed armed revolution when obama was elected, nothing happened.
No one was up and armed during the AWB during the Clinton era.
>>76809977
Reminder that a militia is a group of people who bring their own arms. The people need the right to bear arms in order to be part of a well regulated militia.
>>76808766
>/pol/ is satire
ive seen it said many times here
>>76810671
>And 92 percent of young people between ages 15 and 24 killed by guns were in the United States, the study found
Literally niggers
Niggers account for a significant portion of gun homicides, while gun suicides are mostly white people
>>76810907
Race based statistics are racist
Delete this
>>76811012
Delete your account.
>>76806504
>Hillaryharpoons
fuck me, how do you people keep on coming up with these
>>76810710
>No one was up and armed during the AWB during the Clinton era
People were pissed
The only reason it even passed is it was introduced at the midnight hour before the legislative session ended, and voted on and passed late at night when no one was paying attention.
After Sandy Vagina the fervor not to let them pass another one was extreme, because they tried VERY hard to get one passed, this time without a sunset provision.
>>76811057
THE GREATEST
>>76803219
shill
>>76810907
>>76810907
How do natives have a higher rate than whites? Are they shooting rival tribes to scalp them now?
>>76811800
>>76811892
They like to get drunk an go on crime sprees
>>76804602
Ptr masterrace I have the same rifle senpai, its my favorite.
>>76803219
Gun violence is going down. Why the hell should we give in to hysteria?
>>76811947
Almost every country ahead of the US is hispanic, the same people that make up the most illegals.
>3rd world shitholes
>>76812117
So? Both of those graphs have nicely cherry picked countries. Mine at least has a source on it
And gun deaths are very small in the overall causes of death in America,
Gun deaths in general can be largely attributed to suicides and niggers shooting each other as previously show in this thread
>>76803219
>first image
ironic as they call Trump hitler, by thier own words, we have been proven correct in this assumption that we might one day need guns to stop a dictator, in which they say one has arrived.
also 30,000 deaths is a skewed term. those in self defense? gang on gang? drug related?
theres more then that in car deaths, so if were just talking deaths and not the type it means very little outside the number.
>second image
no, unless that bystander is activwely trying to harm you or appears to be trying, you have no right to shoot him. if he just runs off screaming "oh god he has a gun!" he is an idiot, but besides that you cannot legally shoot him.
also most people dont freak out over open carried handguns, and for rifles and the like so long as its slung in a non threatening way, there should still be no issue, but almost no one open carries rifles anyways and theres almost no reason outside of political stand ins to see a reason to do so.
>>76811892
>How do [greatly impoverished group with astronomical rates of alcoholism] have a higher rate than [a group that is relatively far better off]?
((()))
>>76812356
>cherry picked countries
http://www.humanosphere.org/science/2015/10/visualizing-gun-deaths-comparing-u-s-rest-world/
source for >>76811800 comparing gun deaths in the United States to other developed nations, not Africa and South America. Here's another one for you.
>>76810671
>gun deaths
>gun crime
Literally irrelevant.
Of course a nation with more guns will have more incidents involving guns.
That's like only looking at bratwurst related deaths and then saying germany has a bratwurst problem..
>>76803219
I will not argue with a comedian
>>76812478
>>How do [greatly impoverished group with astronomical rates of alcoholism] have a higher rate than [a group that is relatively far better off]?
How are the Irish even still a thing then?
>>76812727
They bred into non-garbage strains of white people.
t. Irish-Swede
>>76812589
That's like saying places with swimming pools have a higher risk of drowning. No shit
But 10,000 homicides a year, 80% of which are gang related to start with, in a country of 320 million people of very diverse backgrounds doesn't sound all that bad to me
Not to mention the MILLIONS of defensive gun uses every year where people's lives were saved
>>76812589
You do know Honduras basically doesn't allow anyone to have a gun right?
Your dumbass chart proves our point. Not to mention you also cherrypicked cities.
>>76812796
>be Irish-French
I agree, but grudgingly
>>76803219
30 000 gun deaths really isn't that much for a nation of 300 000 000 people. That's 0,01 percent of the whole population of the United States.
>>76812901
Holy shit, you lost the heritage lottery.
>>76804061
how bout you fuck off
>>76813241
To be fair I'm Acadian French
>>76807412
You in kenai or something senpai? No way in hell you get away with that in A-town
>>76808591
Which article is this from?
I'm pretty surprised it takes over a minute to die from a shotgun blast to the head
>>76813353
A FUCKING BAGUETTE
>>76813436
It was from some suicide website, I don't remember what, I just wanted their source
>>76812796
>>76812901
>>76813241
>>76813353
MUH HERITAGE
>>76803219
But I thought Trump's rise was literally the second coming of Hitler.
>>76803384
>I haven't watched one episode since he became host.
neither has anybody else
>>76803384
His lowest of the low was couple of months ago when he commented on Trump quoting Mussolini without knowing
>It is better to live one day as a lion than one hundred years as a sheep
Noah proceeded to say how he would rather live as a sheep. The akward silence from the audience is priceless.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=79TRDRPGx34
>>76805302
lmao
>>76813514
>be Acadian
>history of settling foreign savage lands
>history of warfare and beating the shit out of the British
>globally acclaimed food
>also get pic related
Not all bad. We're the last of the Frenchman that dreamed of conquering Europe.
>>76813566
>he's a nigger
>>76813824
>he's also a nigger
Damn, tho, Hungary hungry for dem bitches.
>>76804658
Those figures come out to 2112 deaths, not 1712, assuming the percentages were used to calculate the deaths.
Also, according to wikipedia only half of accidents are self-inflicted, so only half of that can be subtracted.
>>76813566
>not holding onto traditions
>not recognizing that your ancestors suffered so that you could live a peaceful life
Not everyone is we were kings n sheit when talking about their fathers
>>76813659
>no timestamp
why would you do this, he isn't funny, I don't want to watch the entire thing
>>76813824
>Literally muh dick
>Acadian
>French
>>76813659
around the 3 minute
>>76813913
>>76814061
>buttmad Anglos
>>76814125
>anglo
>Irish
lmao
>>76803219
>liberal inflates gun deaths with suicides, self defense shootings, accidents, and police shootings
Shocking.
This is why no one takes you faggots seriously.
>>76806511
Shoot them once more then.
>>76803219
>carrying a gun in a non threatening manner will cause people to shoot you
>implying that it's not noncompliance with police orders that will cause people to shoot you
Why are liberals so stupid?
>>76809559
DO NOT DO THIS SPOON EXPLODES
>>76815358
It's great that they lump self defense in there
>>76806511
>Even a bullet in the head can leave a person in horrible suffering for several hours before they finally pass away
Seems pretty quick to me
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b49_1454105083
>>76815502
goddamn i love brazil
>>76815502
>>76816002
That has to be a troll
>>76816037
Nah. Just a liberal.
>>76816323
>Send people with guns to take away other people's guns and kill them on my behalf!
Precisely why we don't have a registry
>>76813936
They are still accidents.
>>76803219
>someone with a gun automatically means you have a reasonable fear they'll use it on you
Fuck off kike
>>76816638
This perfectly captures the leftist mindset.
They can not possibly comprehend to not be in control of something or to give up control over something.
>>76816638
why does he trust a government that DOESNT give its people a way to keep it in check?
why would or should anyone?
also its not like the founding fathers didnt just wage a war to stop tyrants, and its not like its odd for a person who turned down kingship to have some other odd ideas about government and what the people should be able to do to it(for the time at least)
does Stewart really say this shit?
What do you think came first in america? Open carry or professional police? Professional police didn't even exist until like 1875 and onward.
>>76817082
fucking gay facebook meme. if a politician is saying something tha-
>australia
nevermind
>>76810671
0.00001x10=0.0001
>more guns
>people tend to die because of it more often
>high crime stats compared to other developed nations
>only the white ones
I'm also assuming neighborhoods with pools see a greater risk of drowning. Double that if the neighborhood is also filled with blacks
>>76813659
>WSJ writer's definition of fascism, which was written with Trump in mind
>spends segment convincing viewers that being the sheep is preferable
>>76803384
Its fucking terrible. I didnt like it with the previous host but Noah gives me straight up fucking cancer everytime I see his smug liberal face. Daily show is now basically an anti republican propaganda show and even my liberal dorm mates fucking hate it.
>>76803219
im not being dominated by sjws.
>>76817082
good goys
>>76803219
why are there like 7 anti gun threads on the catalog?
>>76821386
Because of the retarded ruling in commiefornia anti gun tards want to use the momentum or something
How man of those gun deaths are the result of crime though? How many of the killers are dindus or the hispanics that America for some reason still call caucasian?
