Why aren't we talking about her?
Apparently 80% of her predictions have been accurate and the next prediction is the 44th US President will be our last.
Well idk what that means but GET HYPED. Also the EU prediction got me a good kek
I mean, with Hillary or Trump being President, it looks like it will happen.
>>76802435
She predicted a World War for 2012, nothing happened.
>>/x/
>>76802435
If 20% of her predictions were wrong, that means she is bullshit.
The other 80% were most likely something very vague and likely to occur regardless of what that old hag predicted.
>last American president
>empire instituted
>mfw God-Emperor
>>76802484
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>76802435
I hope she's wrong. If the worlds ending and ww3 comes I want it soon while I can fight and die not in 20 years when I'll be too old
>>76802484
Obama, last President
Trump, first Emperor
>>76803238
This is exactly what I thought
>>76802435
>Europe will turn into an Islamic Kaliphate by 2043
How could she possibly know?
>>76802945
It was 2010, actually, but not all of her predictions are accurate.
I mean, Best Korea attacked Worst Korea, but that was it.
>>76803007
B-but it's /pol/ related.
It's not like Hillary is a skinwalker in disguise...
>>76802484
relevant
>>76802484
SOUNDS LIKE SHE CORRECTLY PREDICTED 9/11
>>76802484
So, she was mentally ill, right? Possible dementia patient.
Her predictions were made up after she died. It takes a fucking moron to believe this shit.
>>76803089
>Vanga incorrectly predicted that the 1994 FIFA World Cup Final would be played between "two teams beginning with B".
That seems legit and not vague at all
Because there are no documentation to her claims. It all comes second/third hand from shitty conspiracy sites with no audio/written proof of her saying any of this shit.
Now fuck off.
>>76802484
> Europe will be transformed into an Islamic Caliphate
Well fuck
>>76802484
I like how you strategically cropped out this part:
>Vanga was illiterate or semi-literate. She did not write any books herself. What she said or allegedly said had been captured by staff members. Later numerous esoteric books on Vanga's life and predictions were written.
I'm predicting that a Canadian will be the first person on mars in the year 2041. Screencap this.
>>76804355
Canadian born or from Canada?
>>76803289
Because it was god damn obvious all the way back in the 70's when Sweden first went full cuck and began importing them
It's not that damn hard to predict things if you pay attention
>>76804326
Yeah, that's exactly what I'm going to do - take 10 fucking screenshots of the article, regardless of relevance, and post them here.
Way to go, buddy.
>>76802435
Because there's no such thing as clairvoyance
>>76803991
The interesting thing about time is that it isn't linear like everyone thinks, it actually cant be, time is static and the universe immobile. Some people do have the ability to pick up on what most of us think of as "future" events as a result of them being slightly out of phase with their current physical location.
Unfortunately the side effect of being out of phase is mental and physical health issues that help to immediately discredit any real world valuable knowledge from the subject, it is by its very nature instability
>>76805105
no, but as mentioned above, people can be slightly out of phase allowing them to pick up on overlapping dimensions like a radio with really bad reception.
>>76803470
In Warhammer 40k the Space Wolves (who are probably the best legion) recognised that when everyone started calling him the God Emperor things really started going to shit.
Something to think about as you faggots parade around an Oompa Loompa frog.
>>76803711
Look at the id
>>76802945
John Titor said one in 2015 and I'm convinced we came really fucking close over Yemen. Sometimes it seems like our timeline is a delayed version of Titors, or maybe he was just a butthurt libertarian nerd writing a sci-fi story with himself as the hero, who knows.
>>76805284
time is a flat circle
black stars
season 2 was hilarious
>>76805674
Muh wolves
>>76805674
>(who are probably the best legion)
Oh christ almighty you have got to be fuggin shitting me
>>76805674
>>76806433
>>76806663
Shut it, nerds!
>>76806433
KEK
>>76806709
Listen here you little shit, Space Marines are srs business
t. /tg/fag
>>76806957
go back to your home board then
oh that's right, you don't have a home, you manlet pussy cuccboi
>>76802484
>tfw won't be alive to experience war in Mars
>will be alive however to see Europe become the Caliphate
>>76807427
>projecting this hard
>>76805674
> Space Furries best Legion/Chapter
> Not Imperial Fists who did all the heavy lifting while the furry fags forced the most powerful psyker other than the Emperor to join chaos.
HERETIC.
>>76807662
look at this retarded four-eyes mouthbreather, talking like he knows shit because he got a tl;dr on Freud
bet you didn't even finish college
but I finished your mom last night
>>76807701
Best chapter is clearly ultramarines.
Literally can't be argued.
>>76802484
>you will see western society as you know it, collapse in your lifetime
I don't know how to feel about this, a part of me is happy, another part is horrified.
>>76808069
It is not coincidence the official /pol/ chapter is an Imperial Fists sub chapter. Fuck off ward cuck
>>76802484
>Europe an islamic caliphate
A few years back I would have laughed desu.
>>76805828
I'm not blind.
>>76804048
Kek its the same shit as those 'mediums' who trick old mums who have lost kids into thinking theyre contacting spirits.
They say 'its a girl... her name starts with E...'
chances are someone in the audience will have that kid and their brain tricks them into thinking its real because they want it to be desperately. Here it's just even more obvious because its just blatant guesswork and vagueties.
Steel birds, right. So this bitch never saw a plane? She was born after they were invented. Prediction made in 1989 when planes were in constant use all across the world.
>America will one day be attacked by planes
>Don't know which day though!
Charlatanism of the highest order.
>>76802435
baba vanga has been on /pol/ for a long time
welcome to /pol/ newfag
80% is pretty generous too
>>76808275
>a part of me is happy
When you get the chance, you should kill yourself.
>>76802435
good. stupid bitch.
https://translate.google.de/translate?hl=de&sl=ru&tl=en&u=http%3A%2F%2Fforum.lirik.ru%2Fforum%2Fviewtopic.php%3Ft%3D424
I don't care about Vanga, she is a big hoax but this particular prediction (maybe not hers though) was correct.
>>76802435
False-prophet. She will go to hell.
Be Ready
>>76808826
Prove she's false
>>76802484
>Europe transformed into an Islamic caliphate
>>76808646
Why? Western society continues to degenerate into a disgusting culture that lacks morals and values.
I by no means want Sharia Law nor to be controlled by shitskins, but I'm not exactly happy in todays current society.
I'd rather a global wipe, as with the Dinosaurs, so we can start over.
>>76802435
Swipe right, goddammit!
>>76802435
A clock that doesn't work is still right twice a day.
>tfw born day after she died
am I baba vanga reincarnated?
>>76809268
Nah, that's a 30 year old French girl.
>>76802435
>shotgun fags
>>76809031
Bad if you can't into russian:
https://translate.google.de/translate?hl=de&sl=ru&tl=en&u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.skeptik.net%2Fextras%2Fgorny1.htm
>Legend Vanga was created on the same recipe but it whirled Bulgarian secret services. Country was prestigious to have a prophetess, to which the flocking crowds of tourists and celebrities from around the world. Including policy. The special services had been here my interest. In the town where stayed came to Vanga, information on future eminent visitors were collected and maids in hotels, taxi drivers and the same. And the main thing - to involve the archives of special services. Hence, awareness of Vanga. For example, Todor Zhivkov, was impressed when Wang told him: your friends 50 years ago killed. It seemed to him that no one knows. And I then one friend from the Bulgarian secret services said that, even seen in my archive photos of the slain ...
I checked it just as Uncle Vanya, he could not go himself, and asked the two journalists (they were asked not to name names). One of them asked friends to bring it to Wang. Bulgarian colleague journalist, apparently associated with the bodies porassprosit new friend and having washed in the bath with him, took him to Vanga. And she has given all the prepared set of stories. The only thing that guess: you said, a scar on the scrotum. The journalist first froze, and then I realized why his colleague in a bath called ...
As for predictions - we all remember those that have come true. But even more do not come true! For example, Alexander Bovin Vanga predicted that the Soviet Union will enter Chile troops. Obviously, there is the Bulgarian secret services in their international projections blundered ...
>>76809268
Can you predict when Poland can into space?
>>76803470
Trump gonna rape all the normies and we gonna start the new crusades!
>>76803470
Fucking Meme magic does it again.
I for one welcome our new emperor Trump
She also believed that by 2066 the US will attack Muslim Europe, trying to take back Rome and bring back Christianity.
>>76809541
What a time to be alive
>>76809541
>In 50 years at the age of 119 Emperor Trump calls for a new crusade to free Rome from the Muslim hordes
>>76809541
This. A lot of her "predictions" contradict.
She says china will overtake the US, and that the first world countries will become third world, yet she says the US will be able to wage war against a middle eastern/European super powered caliphate...
>>76803238
Please
>>76809356
on my 33rd birthday
Memers be good, memers be great,
memers and trumpkins shall alter this fate!
>>76809746
China overtakes us economically
we become a puppet state of china
We americans go fight the islamic european caliphate as chinas puppet
how is that string of logic hard to grasp anon?
>>76809746
Better take "her" in quotation marks.
>the 44th US President will be our last.
Hmm. Matches Nostradamus' prophecy that the current Pope will be the last.
>>76809958
If Meme Magic is real then let great gets be revealed!
>>76809742
It'd probably be Eric or Barron who'd be Emperor at that time.
>>76810127
>Emperor Barron Trump
Has a nice ring, don't it?
>>76803991
>Latvia
>Shitting on russian history
Opinion discarded.
>>76803470
holy fuck
>>76802435
>Vanga predicted that a World War III would start in November 2010 and last until October 2014.
http://www.pravdareport.com/society/anomal/25-09-2008/106459-vanga-0/
>>76805284
If time is static like you suggest then it doesn't really matter if they're believed because you wouldn't be able to do dick about it anyway.
>>76810247
I tried finishing that anon, but it can get boring as hell after a while
>>76802435
There was a crazy old woman who lived in my local area about 600 years ago and made predictions. She lived in a cave. She was called 'Mother Shipton'
It's a tradition to put shoes, kids' toys and socks on the waterfall next to Mother Shipton's cave, they turn into stone. (pic)
A lot of her predictions came true.
http://www.crystalinks.com/mother_shipton.html
There's a lot of weird stuff associated with that area. I just keep away; that's some top tier magical activity.
>>76808601
44th President will be black.
Even if this woman is faking it, I gotta admit that prediction was spot-on.
She also predicted that the 44th President would be the last US President and he would leave the country in economic ruin by the time he left.
If Trump gets elected, I can see the elites provoking a fake war in order to install martial law.
>>76802484
predictions spot on
>>76811489
They aren't turning to stone, they just get a coating of minerals from the water constantly dripping onto them from the rock face, like how a stalagmite is formed. Nothing magic about it.
>>76802484
Only if kek wills it.
I heard about her back in 2010 when I met my Belorussian ex, she was into mystical shit anyway like all EEs and said Vanga was popular there.
Read about caliphate, Muslims, chemical attacks, everything, and I laughed it off.
Then Syria. Then ISIS.
Very soon, judging by all of the news we've had lately of chemical weapons smuggled into Europe and the fucking millions of migrants in Europe, that Europe will suffer many simultaneous chemical attacks that will wrack Europe and be followed by the POTENTIAL use of a nuclear weapon (that al Qaeda is reported to have procured).
Paris was a small scale test bed. Chemical attacks will be followed by more Paris-style attacks.
Thousands will die, possibly tens of thousands.
Beyond that, Obama has ambitions to lead the UN as his post-POTUS career plan.
This election truly is momentous, and I truly do believe we are on the cusp of full blown tyranny (Obama suspending election in response to international crisis) OR the beginning of a new age for America. But Europe is fucked either way.
>>76803238
>War on mars in 3005
I for one welcome our now Trump God-Emperor,
But I've got to get to work on building the Adeptus Mechanicus. Only for it to schism....
>>76812232
I can't advocate pre-2010 but all the attacks and Muslim shit are legit and not made up last week. They've been around pre-ISIS.
Her fuckups can be explained pretty easily if you accept the possibility of clairvoyance. Her fuckups could be simply she saw a different dimension as gay as that sounds, but as all points in the universe are connected as are all possibilities simultaneously in existence it's not a stretch to say she got a couple of bad signals.
>>76810080
She had a similar prophecy. Pope will die visiting the graves/while remembering a massacre of Christians.
Mfw Trump does such a good job they find a way to make him immortal and president forever.
Nice
>>76809746
>Germany
>France
>Sweden
>the rest of Europe
Is it that hard to see the mooslems turning them third world? Doesn't have to be all first world but first world is code for basically Europe and NA and you know Europe is fucked
>>76802484
>war on Mars in 3005
The one war I really wanted to see and I'm going to miss it.
>>76813999
>those digits
fuck
>>76813999
oh my...
>>76802435
>>76802435
>the 44th US President will be our last.
Correct.
From now on, you will have a God Emperor.
>>76802435
>>76802484
She predicted about how we would meet god. also, she said the us will still be a superpower for a long time. but i see putin bots have changed her predictions to show communism won. lul.
>>76813999
LOL
>>76809921
>13rd
ITS A SIGN FROM OUR LORD ON TERRA
EVERYBODY MUST GO FUCK THEMSELVES
>>76802435
She's one prediction away from being a C Student, I'll pay attention when she grows 50 feet tall and farts rockets like Gamera.
>>76812883
Uhh, anon... That stonification.
>>76802435
You believe in this shit and you consider yourself civilized? GTFO of my country, you superstitious halfwit.
>>76802484
>Trump becomes god emperor, not president
>>76815344
It sure as shit ain't magic, mouthbreather.
It was hard sometimes translate Baba Vanga, so some of her predictions may be miss translated. Just a little fact you should know
>>76815439
Yeah, that's exactly what I'm saying, rather than sparking a discussion because it's /pol/.
>>76803238
Just Bantz my shit up
>>76802484
>tfw you will never take part in the Terran-Martian interplanetary war
>>76815734
>>76803470
>1st Canadian president.
...stepping into the kektagon right now.
>>76815344
I'm assuming that by "stonification" you mean petrification, and no, it isn't. Just like dipping an ice-cream cone in chocolate doesn't turn the whole thing into chocolate.
>>76802484
3005
gambino you time traveling nigger
>2043
kek more like 2018
>>76802435
>80%
retard
>>76803238
praise kek
praise emperor Trump
>>76802435
Because she is shit
This guys predictions was 100% acurate
>>76802893
Well she did grow up in the ottoman empire. She would know what thats like.
>>76814667
>that picture
Help me explain American mentality.
Do they compensate for their lack of culture by glamorising and sexualising ideas and events (through the use of media or whatever), that start to gain momentum?
Why can't you Trump supporters just be normal and not attention whore his campaign?
>>76805828
I don't get it
>>76816420
>lack of culture
That nigger meme is getting really tired.
>>76802435
Because she's a fraud. Nobody really wrote down what she said when she was saying it, and her cult just makes up shit as it happens.
>This one thing happens
>G-guess what guys, Vanga said it we swear!
>continue ad infinitum
>>76803470
I'd like to point out that I was in fact the poster and am chosen by Kek himself to be a meme magic sorcerer. Hail me.
>>76802484
I want eternal life so I can witness the Martian War.
>>76816420
This is some decent bait. Reasonably subtle yet very obviously an anti-American slight. The layer of irony it has coming from an Australian really helps it. It needs some work but pretty good quality for /pol/ these days.
>>76816559
>2111: People become robots
>2371: The great famine
>robots
:>famine
dumb bitch
>>76802435
Because we live in a physical universe and clairvoyance is nigger-tier superstition
>>76802435
>>76802484
So steel eagles,who could it be.
>>76805674
Fuck you and your degenerate geneseed. I hope you rot in the darkest sewers of some Emperor forsaken hive world with the rest of the mutant scum. For The Emperor!
Dark Angels, signing off.
>>76802435
>predictions
kek
whatever pleb
keep believing this nonsense
>>76816559
>2164 half human animals
FUCK i wanted to have my own neko, born to early
>>76816319
Charlie Chaplin if he survived an attempted abortion?
>>76809356
They already did
>>76816839
She probably means in thinking and feeling and consuming to much display technology.
>>76816839
If robot, that doesn't mean he can live without any energy source
>>76817205
robots can't be mass produced without a substantial harness of energy
she's a dumb bitch, case closed
>>76816656
>>76816777
Considering Australia is just USA junior now, it doesn't matter now.
>>76802484
i'll be 1312 when the mars war breaks, how the hell do i build a time capsule so i can watch it
>>76802435
Of course you guys will switch to prime ministers
>>76802945
2 = 7 relatively the same thing kek
>>76817260
How dafuq you can know how robot gonna be created in hundred years?
Maybe those robot still need food, because its most efficient way to survive.
>>76813999
Kek has spoken.
>>76817503
>robots
>needing nutrition
Shitty robots 2bh
>>76817679
well something needs to power them, she may have meant energy or power.
Think of it like charging a cell phone
>>76805674
No, when ol' Empy told his best son Lorgar that he WASN'T a god things went to shit, as he then pretty much fueled and caused the Heresy.
>>76816892
American civil war after the November elections, no new president as a result... Trump transcends to emperor after the inevitable slaughter... Kek wills it
>>76817330
we will be watching it from somewhere else, anon
praise kek
>>76802484
So /pol/, whose side will you take in the great Martian War?
>>76807557
Who knows, maybe the war on mars will also be against islam. By then the caliphate will have spread to other planets. But life on mars is gonna be hard for those muzzies. Imagine how stressful stoning women would be with dat gravity...
>>76817679
>>76817679
Do you know something I don't about energy
>>76809746
Welp... With the dollar collapse, and Europe already collapsing under keynesian economics, it's not hard to see them becoming third world countries. That said, poor countries can wage wars, it doesn't mean that they will win though, or make a big difference, but they can certainly try.
I don't believe this woman can really predict shit, but this "first world countries will become third world" is pretty close to reality already.
>>76817930
Ayy lmao
>>76817945
Yes. Nutrition is a poor source of raw energy. If a robot needs nutrition as energy, it's a very inefficient robot.
>>76806239
Well by showing up he altered our reality. Given how many correct predictions he made it seems like the government might be trying to subvert his predictions, albeit by very little, so as to maintain causal integrity so his predictions will continue to be of use.
>>76816089
hey i got that reference
>>76802435
>Nationality: Bulgarian
She was Macedonian.
>>76816839
robot means slave you fuckwit
>>76814069
>http://www.crystalinks.com/mother_shipton.html
>A house of glass shall come to pass
>In England. But Alas, alas
>A war will follow with the work
>Where dwells the Pagan and the Turk
the eternal turk
>>76808601
well she became blind when she was still a child so i guess she hadnt seen a plane
>>76802435
pack it up boys, looks like hillary wins
>>76802435
> Apparently 80% of her predictions have been accurate and the next prediction is the 44th US President will be our last.
Fail
Because her predictions are terrifying. She has Europe being conquered by Islam with a massive war where nukes are used on Europe. America turning into shit in a constant state of civil war and China becoming the new superpower. Some of these predictions sound like 100% impossible to happen. I do believe WW3 will be in Europe and over Muslims but Europe won't lose, just a shitload of people dying on both sides.
A lot of Baba Vanga's predicitions on the internet are made up or propaganda bullshit.
In the 70's The KGB and The Bulgarian Secret Service tested a few of the mystics here to gain knowledge about the abilities they had.
Baba Vanga scored ~70-80% success rate. There was another who's not that well known abroad. He had almost 100% success rate in the test environment.
In the 50's he allegedly predicted the following:
" You will not believe , but the time will come when men will wear earrings and cover their heads with bands and scarves.
They will begin to look like women , and the women will start acting like men . The world will become crazy . But there is no way - and it must be endured...
That's why I say if you need to go through hell, you keep walking without looking back. "
>>76817482
Seems legit. Old people have bad eyesight anyway.
>>76802435
According to her we are already 4 years in a chemonuclear world war where europe has already become a wasteland....
Fuck anyone who believes such shit and shit on every Trump shill
>>76816559
What a load of shit.
>>76818412
The last poem is the WWII?
>>76818736
Google found nothing. Whats his name or you are msking shit up?
>>76816559
She's a retard
>2088: A new disease is born: people get old in a matter of seconds
Like that's even remotely possible, fuck off
>2100: A man made artificial sun shines the dark side of the earth
Who the fuck would want that, that would pretty much doom us all, she probably thought "nice, that would be sunny everywhere all the time ^-^"
dumb bitch desu
>2271: The laws of physics change
I'm out
>>76819521
Oh come on, think like a sci-fi writer.
>2088: A new disease is born: people get old in a matter of seconds
Radiation or progeria or something. Alternately could be post-singularity where emulation speed has limits removed.
>2100: A man made artificial sun shines the dark side of the earth
To account for nuclear winter from the world wars.
>2271: The laws of physics change
Gravity waves from our second Sun propel near-logjt craft past the light barrier and we enter a higher dimension where things are different.
All this is guff for fun so why not have fun with the absurd?
>>76819511
Here's a photo of him
He is known as Дядo Bлaйчo.
>>76817932
>muslims
>going in space
>ever
>>76802484
Looking at this is a vague manor, maybe Trump will usher in a new era of presidents? No more big money buying presidencies
>>76810244
>Vanga
>Russian
>>76816839
brains into robots probably.
>>76818019
Dbol?
Vanga predictions that have yet to happen include that the 44th President of the United States will be the last US president. Europe will be transformed into an Islamic caliphate and the transformation will be complete in the year 2043. Communism will return to Europe and the rest of the world in 2076. There will be a war on Mars in 3005.[32] Followers of Vanga believe these events could happen. However, due to the subjective nature of many predictions, many remain skeptical. Predicting a specific event before it occurred can be seen as being correct after by coincidence or chance.
When as this added?? suspiciously it's at the bottom of all the other shit lmao
>In early August 1976, just two months before her death, Bosnian actress and singer Silvana Armenulić was on tour in Bulgaria and decided to seize the opportunity to meet with Baba Vanga. The meeting was unpleasant. Vanga only sat and stared out a window with her back to Silvana. She did not speak. After a long time, Vanga finally spoke: "Nothing. You do not have to pay. I do not want to speak with you. Not now. Go and come back in three months." As Silvana turned around and walked towards the door, Vanga said: "Wait. In fact, you will not be able to come. Go, go. If you can come back in three months, do so."[23] Silvana took this as confirmation that she would die and left Vanga's home in tears.[24] Armenulić died two months later, 10 October 1976, in a car crash with her sister Mirjana.
HOOOLY SHIT!!!! HAPPENING CONFIRMED!!! EUROPE IS GOING TO BE THE NEXT CALIPHATE!!
IT IS TOO LATE, WHY WE DIDN'T LISTEN???
>>76802435
she predicted ww3 in 2010... So yeah
>>76822412
>Best Korea nuked Worst Korea
>USA intervined
>since then there have been multiple happenings involving Ebola spread on purpose, mass immigration, mass rapes, mass killings, etc.
>all thanks to our large nosed friends
We are already at war, bro.
>>76816420
t. fanny flustered fatt-
>flag
Oh, I see.
>>76802435
fuck this old cunt
>>76802484
>BORN TOO EARLY TO KILL MUDSLIMES ON MARS
FUCK THIS GAY EARTH
A coleague of my grandmother and my current math teacher have met Vanga and they all say the predictions she made (about their issues) were right. She did predict the Kursk disaster but I wouldn't believe anything on the Internet. Visiting her was basically free except for some little presents that one had to bring, so she wasn't benefitting from visitors.
