"Why do you care so much about Talos, Nord? I mean come on, it's 4E 201! It's time to hate your own heritage and accept the BYC like the Imperials."
>>76792278
I killed Alduin, the eater of worlds. Why do you think 2 dudes in armor and some silly cunt in robes can stop me? You've been watching me for weeks now, didn't you see me literally blow a dude off a cliff with my voice? Even if I have been working against you, why not try and make me an ally instead? Why not tempt me with gold or women? A whole harem of mers in slave rags would work this dick good.
>>76792666
We are too busy trying to unmake the world and become gods again. Thalmor are basically gnostics in Tamriel.
>>76792278
>go around Skyrim hunting for Thalmor
>soul trap them whenever I find some
>use the gems on weapons and name the weapons the date and place where I found them
>amass a serial killer weapon/gem collection of Thalmors
good times
>>76792278
>still no proper mods for a Thalmor playthrough
>>76794237
You have to lick Elenwen's fish taco first. Are you sure you want to do that?
>>76794388
>have to do anything
>mods
I'm not sure you know what you're speaking about, Comrade.
>>76792278
Didn't Talos die during the Oblivion Crisis? I can't recall remember what happened then but I feel like I remember him appearing and turning to stone.
>>76794637
That was Martin Septim.
>khajiit and dark elf immigrants
just like real life nords
>>76792278
Gonna be honest, i REALLY want to tit fuck that elf girl in the middle
>>76792278
Really wish most of the light armor in the game didn't look like asshole.
But I always killed the thalmor as I found them, even when allied with the empire.
>>76792278
>help the Stormcloaks
>Ulfric runs the place to the ground with mismanagement (fiery rhetoric placates degenerate rebel mobs, but not the government treasury)
>Skyrim gets BTFO up by Daedra/Goblins/Hammerfell/itself after Ulfric dies
Don't be an idiot. The Empire provides safety and stability to Skyrim, and they'll purge the Thalmor from Cyrodiil the first chance they get.
>>76794752
>>76794738
But wasn't some Divine involved in that? I thought one of them possessed him and died. It's been so long.
I don't know, playing through that part I was really confused and had no idea what was happening.
>>76794237
get out kike
>>76795269
Akatosh
>>76795056
>j-just be a cuck a l-little while longer guise!
Oh, fuck off all of you subraces.
>>76795440
We need an Imperial Ted Cruz now.
TES games are such shit but if you know the lore you can look past that for the duration of a single playthrough.
Knowing Bethesda the Aldmeri's increasing power will hardly be felt at all in TES6, but I'm still going to kill every Elf I see.
Elf genocide best day of my life.
Racist all ebony armor I'm triggered
>>76794752
fk off, the dark elves are the only based mer, they are our greatest allies
>>76795613
At least you are not a hippie Bosmer.
A FUCKING LEAF.
ALLAHU ACKBAR
>>76795803
SHIT WRONG PIC
I DO THIS A LOT
>>76795671
dark elves are my favorite race.
i was merely jesting
What species would Australians be?
>inb4 someone says redguards are functioning members of society.
>>76795440
You either get cucked by the Thalmor or you get cucked by a megalomaniacal demagogue with delusions of grandeur. But at least if you choose the former, you can get out of it.
>>76796016
Who shitposts the best?
>>76795613
>Elf genocide best day of my life
I'm hoping for the second coming of Pelinal Whitestrake to annihilate all of the knife ears.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGsbMumSmBU
>>76792278
*game crashes before I can respond because I have 239 plugins and at least 100 of them are sexlab related mods*
>>76796117
Bandits I suppose.
They truly are the best race.
>>76795613
>TES games are such shit
Install the requiem mod and turn a meh game into a godly one.
>>76796146
>>76796348
>>76795613
*jack black voice* requiem sucks ASS and its a pain in the ass to install and the whole game becomes a glitch thereafter
It is so good to see that we Nords of Skyrim are still uncucked. The Imperials could learn from us.
>>76796170
>using sexlab
>not 0S3SEKSY 9000
>in 2016
just no
>>76796581
>implying vanilla skyrim isnt already the buggiest game you've ever played
>>76796613
But the high (((elves))) are gods chosen, why don't you accept multiculturalism and vibrant diversity like your fellow imperials have?
Also the race name of imperial is triggering for all redguards and Species of colour, check yourself.
>>76796738
um because it's not? the buggiest game i ever played was arma
>>76796627
doesnt even matter cuz i uninstalled
>>76796844
Ulfric's wall got ten feet higher.
Remove Thalmor
Skyrim/Morrowind alliance when?
>>76792278
See; either I get taken as a sex-slave by a dominating thalmor with a beastiality kink, or I rape them as we tear down their elven castles.
Win win.
>>76795025
Ayyy there's a mod for that senpai
>>76797548
How do you know if they will fuck you or not? High Elves are snooty bitches.
>>76798073
Hence why I said beastiality fetish.
You'll always find one kinky bitch eventually.
Or default to the rape plan.
Just like anime has taught me, Elves literally treat cock like heroine.
>>76798302
There are alternatives.
if I run into a group of thalmor in-game, I kill the males use sl defeat to knock out them females and tie them up and put them in sacks, then me and my companions take them and lock them up in my modded castle's dungeon to do whatever I want with them.
mods truly are our greatest allies.
>>76798620
>that shiny ass skin texture
what kind of shitter designed those normal and spec maps
>>76798620
>that dogshit specular map
>>76795068
Fucking hell man I spilled my water all over the table
>>76798928
You are welcome.
>>76792278
>complete retards support the Nords but are for #OpenBorders and #RefugeesWelcome
>can't see the parallels
>>76799089
>has modding gone too far?
>>76799170
Has it?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=q6yHoSvrTss
>>76799170
>>76798926
why the fuck hasn't the maker of the Armour bikini mods made a merged file yet?
they're such a pain to install, especially if you're running bodyslide with hdt.
DOTHRAKI WELCOME
>>76799636
Are you using Mod Organizer?
I use CBBE with HDT and I can batch compile all the armor through BodySlide.
MO has a built in GUI for it.
>>76798662
Sounds amazing
>>76799956
course I'm using MO,
I'm just annoyed I have to download 20 different files from 10 different pages to have qll the bikini armors
>>76799636
>>76799956
>>76800408
wait, don't worry, someone made a merged version a few days ago, time to clean up my load order.
>>76792278
>implying Fourth Era Tamriel is relevant
keep with the times faggot, it's all about dis Interregnum
>>76792278
You knife eared bastards spit on the name of Shor and deny his rightful place in the Pantheon. To Oblivion with you all
>>76792278
There's an issue with that parralel : aldmers are objectively superior to men.
The only reason they're not dominating again the continent is low fertility.
If anything, the aldmers represent europeans that rise again after being invaded by the foreign hordes of humanoid rabbits.
>>76801392
>Invaded
Nigga Summerset and Auridon are isolated and restricted as hell. If anything the end of the Ayleids represents the end of the Celtic kingdoms except they were a bunch of vainglorious daedra worshipping faggots according to Lailorian Dynar
>>76801652
Yeah and carthagians were a bunch of baby eating devil-worshippers.
>>76801902
Carthage is more Hammerfell/Yokudan Ra Gada if anything. Seperate human force that rivaled the nedic cyrodiils
