>There are people who live in Ohio
>there are people still caught up in petty geographical squabbles
neat you have mackinaw island, and they have a bunch of astronauts, now shut the fuck up.
>>76787196
PA here
ohio is trash
i lived in ohio once
ill never ever go back there again
too many niggers and amish kikes
>>76787196
Lol, you're just butt hurt that we Cuck your football team year after year.
we have a pointy flag and you dooooont
>>76787196
Alright which one of you faggots stuck this outside the maritime museum in Marquette?
>>76787196
>>76787196
>Poor manufacturing state scoffs at poor manufacturing state.
Edgy
Cleveland>all of Michigan
>>76787196
Don't talk shit about ohio, some of us aren't terrible. Ohio is the heart of America and one of th geographically safest places in the u.s.
Jackson, birthplace of the republican party.
>>76787196
>talking shit about Ohio
>when an Ohioan won the Civil War for you
How does it feel to be a cuck, Michigan?
>>76787196
As a Hoosier, i can say both of your states are shit
Reminder that Ohioans invented airplanes just to escape Ohio.
>Airboating over sinkholes
>Standing your ground against alligators
>Hanging onto a palm tree during a hurricane
Why aren't you Floridian?
>>76787196
>>76788835
>Ohio
>not elder god patriot tier
Our flag is fucking great.
>>76789365
How's it feel to be the South despite being in the North?
>>76794051
I think you mean Kentucky
>>76787196
Detroit.
Michigan doesn't get to speak anymore. Ignore MI posters, sage MI threads.
>>76789190
There's ginger ale brands that arent Canada Dry?
>>76794051
It feels like the North are a bunch of fucking ingrates. You faggots act all superior with your abolitionism when in reality you just subjected niggers to wage slavery instead of open slavery. You don't even appreciate loyalty, which is the only reason Ohio won your fucking war for you. Your President and your bitch-ass general were too pussy to do the shit that Sherman did.
Michigan is god-tier and you cucks are mad about our pretty lakes, and forests. Get fucked Ohio
>>76795087
Michigan is just a mini Canada with ugly accents
>>76787196
REAL MICHIGAN HOURS
WHO THE FUCK UP
>>76787196
>there are people who live in Ohio
>people
>>76794163
Nobody wants to take responsibility for this commonwealth. Not a part of the South, not a part of the North.
Feels guud to be on the bluegrass
>>76787196
The U.P. should secede and join based Wisconsin
>>76795297
>>76795169
>tfw I've got rid of my Michigan accent
It's glorious
>>76795485
Dont you dare try to take out rightful clay!
Ready for Ohio to embarass us in front of the world next month? Trump's GOP convention will be in Cleveland. Pic related. Humiliating.
>>76795560
how many lion's fans exist in the up? oh right, they are all packer fans. the up may as well be its own state, but they still identify more with wisconsin than anything
>>76795542
Why do you guys call coupons cyoopons?
Western ohio here
>he cant handle all those presidents, astronauts, and inventions
Have fun with your niggers, I guess.
>>76795169
Don't forget all the niggers, anon. Michigan is the US capital of niggers.
Columbus > Cincinnati > Mason > Cleveland
Nobody cares about the others
>>76794051
That's Indiana
>>76795745
>implying anyone from MI is a fan of the lions
Tigers and Redwings make up for their shit
>>76795808
I'll have fun on my Lake Yacht while your stupid double digit IQ self has yet to leave Ma's Farm.
>>76795895
>Mason
>not Dayton
How does it feel when Michigan and Michigan State take turns making you their bitch?
>>76795895
>he doesn't like Mason
Comfy as fuck
You haven't lived life until you've lived miles away from other houses.
>>76795946
Show me where the corn touched you, Jamal.
>>76796129
>You haven't lived life until you've lived miles away from other houses.
Spoken like true White trash
Sippin some bud I take it? God damn fuck off Ohio
>>76796111
kek are you fucking Kidding
>29-14 vs Sparty all time
>Meatchicken has won three times in 16 years
>Ohio State has 2 national titles in that span to the others' combined 0
>>76796250
I don't know about that guy but I'm drinking Paramount right now. Eat a dick.
>>76796250
>yankee fucks
Better than your gay nigger $30 microbrews.
>>76787196
>t. Michigan 'man'
What did they mean by this?
>>76796369
You dropped your fedora, o ye King of Hops
>>76796434
>B e e r
>falling for the meme
>>76796456
>Handegg
>>76796556
Sorry it isn't futbol enough for you
>>76796556
>o ye King of Hops
Whatever you say
>>76796556
>implying beer
No, I'm having some homemade peach tea, which I can guarantee is still far better than whatever you're having.
>>76796547
>1.3 difference
>no source
>thinking 1.3 is a big enough difference to matter anything
I swear, Ohio is like Australia when it comes to justifying itself. They can only make make shitposts even when they're trying to be serious
>>76796737
>>76796824
>>76796859
Damage control mode: engaged
What about ohio attracts unbanterless fucks
I think you guys need some prep h
>>76796999
>>76796859
>not having a cool and refreshing venison smoothie
Fuck you niggers aren't even real michiganders
>>76796999
also check em
>>76796999
Michiganders aren't even worth bantz.
>>76797076
>venison
>smoothie
Thank god I'm not some michinigger.
Ex-Kzoo here
You're both trash. Ohio has more hicks, MI has more niggers. Kinda a wash
>Inb4 more ad homenim while sand monkeys take more legislative control of his state
>>76796939
I'm not even from Ohio. I don't know what the issues between you two even are, but these threads are always started by people from Michigan, and I find it hilarious.
>>76797277
>a fucking zoo
>>76795787
I say coo pins
>>76797426
That's even worse
>>76797277
>equating based country folk with niggers i.e Michigan
>not being in the Kool Kids Klub
Shit's getting hilarious, Tyrone.
>>76794727
Vernon's is masterrace ginger ale. Too bad you have to live in MI to find it.
>>76797469
it's coo-pons
>>76787196
UM cucks ate still salty about tOSU being the best college football team i see
>>76797638
Never forget
>>76797726
Should be 7 actually post 2014
>>76797553
Very good
Now say chesterfield not couch
Curtains not drapes
Tap not faucet
Eavestrough not gutter
And you'll be one step closer to speaking English properly :)
>>76797726
How can Michigan ever recover?
>>76797867
Only through much groveling.
Maybe not even then.
>>76797840
FUCK OFF CANIGGER YOU DONT EVEN SPEAK ENGLISH TU PARLE FUCK OFF GOD DAMN
>>76797840
No one says drapes you ingrate
faucet is what a faucet is and we call it tap water
The fuck should I say some fuckers name for what a couch is
It's a gutter lad
>>76797867
Nice dota meme
>>76787196
Ohio here
Fuck you faggot
Michigan is home to Michael Moore, Detroit, and is close to Canada.
Eat shit.
>>76798035
We speak it better than you
>>76798083
No it's a tap go check your dictionary Canadian English is the purest form of English in existence
Do you fellas like Minnesota?
>>76797840
WI-fag, here.
>couch
>curtains
>faucet
>gutter
I tried, anon. I really did.
REEE FUCK YOU GUYS
SOUTHEAST OHIO BEST OHIO, FUCK YOU
>>76798292
Ask Sweden
>>76798366
Appalachia stronk
>>76787376
Isn't Michigan just Canada but with a bunch of niggers?
>>76798292
Do you mean Mogadishu?
>>76798335
Couch is cuck tier it's French and sofa is Arabic, chesterfield is pure English because the Canadian language is the greatest version of English.
>>76790608
This.
>Michigan
>A FUCKING MITTEN
>>76798256
Your English will continue to be irrelevant until you finish off all the Frenchies up there.
>>76798292
When I get reminded they exist, they usually have strange accents but at least they're more white than Michigan
>>76798412
Monroe County is best county desu.
who /gettingrichoffnaturalgas/ here?
>>76798412
Disgusting
>>76798380
Hey, kid. *snaps fingers* Over here, I'm behind you. I can see just by the way you're walking around, all light footed like a cat in a dog pound, that you haven't been here long. Don't even deny it, I've been here longer than you've been able to spell "moot." That said, I know what a terrified newbie looks like. Normally I don't take to the fresh shits like you. Half of you won't make it a week anyways so I don't see a point in acquainting with the rookies. But listen, kid, *leans in close* there's been some talk about you lately. A bit of a buzz. Normally Reddit transfers don't get much respect, but I've heard some of the /b/tards around here, including some old fags, say to keep an eye out for you, they think you've got potential. *Pins against wall with hand* Well listen up, buddy. I'm here to tell you, to warn you, that none of that means shit. Do NOT let it go to your head. You'll be brought shot back down in an instant. You wanna make it here? Work in silence. Don't go running out there like some big shot looking for attention and exposure. Because the very moment you start to slip up, you are exposed, and alone, and they'll pounce on you like *snaps* that. *Unpins* Just keep your head out there. Develop that "potential" they see in you quietly. And, most of all, just watch your back....
>the shitty of ohio
>>76798573
FUCK YOU!!!!
>>76787196
To be fair, Michigan is no better.
See: Detroit, Flint, and their surrounding environs.
>>76798502
They exist for American tourists to go there to feel like they're in Europe and give is their tourism bucks. Plus Quebec hates Anglos especially Americans so we like having you guys go there to piss them off especially since you guys make zero effort to speak French.
>>76798693
>image
>not a russian joke
>>76798814
Glad to help, leafbro.
Fucking Quebec.
>>76787196
Nice try Harbaugh.
Maybe next season you rat fuck.
>>76798693
That couldn't be Detroit. The girl isn't black.
>>76795297
a2 here nigga whats good muh dog
Honestly though, Michigan or Ohio, at least we are not fucking Eurabia.
>>76798449
>Michigander here
Yes
who /Middletown/ here?
>>76799088
Quebecunts are actually fucking stupid, some dude called 911 and couldn't speak English and the operator told him to speak French and hung up on him
>>76799369
Sorry I meant couldn't speak French.
this entire thread gave me cancer and is not related to politics.
>>76799369
My people
>>76799338
>western ohio
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ohio is literally the definition of a flyover state.
>>76798449
And with more guns, and minus a weed cuck for a leader.
>>76799338
Stayed at a hotel there on my way to Oxford.
White trash as far as the eye can see.
>>76794727
Vernor's is better m8.
>>76799492
Fuck off nobody and I mean nobody in the world likes Quebec at least your niggers shoot each other ours just threaten to separate but never do
Also Sterling Heights here someone please kill all these fucking Albanians already.
O - H
>>76787196
I like living in Ohio. Small town USA, what more do you need? I would like to apologize on behalf of my state for Kasich, though.
>>76800673
I - O
>>76797840
Couch
Curtains
Tap
Gutter
I've never heard of an eavestrough, and I've never heard anyone say chesterfield when referring to a couch.
>People from SW Ohio consider themselves Appalachian
That's pretty cute - bet they even pronounce it like a cuck (App-a-lashia) instead of App-a-latch-a
>>76794851
You believe revisionist lies fabricated during the 20th century because you can't accept that your ancestors were treacherous filth who'd sell the whole fucking continent to England and France just to keep their niggers.
>>76800907
>>76800907
It's app a lay shin
>>76798292
It's okay here, as long as you stay away from Minneapolis and St. Paul. it's the real problem that we've got; nearly half of the state's population in about two counties.
>>76802053
No, it's not.
>>76788835
Maryland's flag is pretty alright though, like a royal standard.
>>76793602
>>trash
>>76796859
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