How do we fix the american obesity epidemic?
>>76751138
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>>76751138
THIS IS A SLIDE THREAD.
http://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/76737959#top
THEY ARE SLIDING THIS THREAD
>>76751138
Make fast food great again.
>>76751138
Reinforced chairs, problem solved
make powerful stimulants legal.
being a coke addict is healthier than having type 2 diabetes.
>>76751138
whatever is necessary to cause them to choose less calories in than out, whether that means eating less or working more or both preferably
until then, it will only INCREASE
>>76751138
Fat tax
>>76751375
First post is always best post
The men of America need to toughen the fuck up. Two years of military service would solve 90% of our problems.
>>76751671
This
>>76751138
Rationing, charging higher healthcare costs for fat people, conscription, more gym class, ban sugary drinks
>>76751671
This.
Just make employers pay extra for fat people like they do in Japan.
Don't worry we'll all be slim enough (or dead) after the Chinese death marches.
>>76751718
No I don't want a fat fuck with in the military m8.
>>76751797
I think you're onto something
might as well pay for gastric bypass surgeries.
$15-30k for one surgery. BUT it'll save the government money in the long-run. they won't have to pay for obesity-related disease treatments.
>>76751846
Dunno how it works over there but here new recruits get several months of training during which they lose enough weight to pass as skinny
>>76751138
>>76752062
Good idea, make them swim for their food, metaphorically of course. Food shopping should be inconvenient, perhaps by banning anyone from purchasing food if they didn't walk to the shops. Ready-to-eat high calorie food should be banned outright
>>76752062
A large percent of america's obese population comes from the lower class, aka blacks and welfare leeches
if we could have stricter guidelines on what is and isnt allowed to be purchased with welfare, food stamps, EBT, ect it would probably cut down on the obesity rates by at least a half
>>76751138
It's simple..... we kill the fatman.
>>76751846
>limited rations and strenuous physical training for hours a day for weeks on end won't unfat the fat
>>76752318
Yea the type of shit people by with EBT is so fuck crazy. Its all like soda and surgar-y food. and its like nigger by fruit and vegetables
>>76752416
the little boy too?
>>76751138
Make elevators and escalators illegal and maybe they'll lose some fucking weight
>>76752416
back to ifunny faggot
Won't someone just nuke America, yet?
I would take that one for the team
>>76751138
Nihilism and liberty must go.
>>76752490
yes. genocide till america looks like this
>>76752610
I still don't understand why the creators of that picture got to the conclusion that showing a perfectly happy, healthy and complete family will evoke feelings of hatred and fear in people after watching. Brrr, just imagine the horrible future...
>>76751138
>Mexican calling Americans fat
>>76752318
This right here. You don't need Oreos for sustenance
>>76752828
oh was that picture created for negative propaganda? I just found it on here not too long ago
yeah thats weird it looks like heaven to me
>>76751375
FPBP
>>76751138
Fat Tax
Put sin tax on fast food, trans fat, msg, refined sugar.
If you are overweight at work you get paid less or are taxed heavier.
>>76751671
This
taxing soda worked wonders for us
>>76751138
the media can stop telling woman its good to be fat
they are almost doubling men in obesity rates right now
This is ironic coming from a Mexican. Fucking burritos.
>>76752610
It gives me a warm fuzzy feeling
>>76751138
I was just watching a short documentary film from 1986 (Heavy Metal Parking Lot) What immediately struck me, almost no fat people! We have become so accustomed to every 3rd or 4th person being somewhere between overweight and morbidly obese it's shocking to be reminded what it was like just 1 generation back.
>>76751138
MEXITARDS BTFO
>America is no longer that world’s fattest major country on Earth.
>According to a United Nations report, Mexico are the new kings of the calories.
>The report blames Mexicans' expanding waistlines on a combination of rising incomes and rampant consumption.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2358472/How-Mexico-got-fat-obese-America.html
>>76754609
>>76751138
with a plant based diet
The best you can do without massive government intervention is promote healthy lifestyles or support companies that profit from said lifestyles.
Any real solution will require massive government intervention.
Get rid of the fructose in the soda.
Build more sidewalks.
>>76755874
gotta love the liberal media
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/to-your-health/wp/2016/06/08/troubling-shift-in-american-obesity-women-surge-ahead-of-men-40-percent-now-obese/
>>76755873
>Can't do math
As espected of an Americlap
>>76755971
Living off corn syrup hasnt been helping them
>>76757839
just require that there be fiber content in all products with sugar in them.
That would end 80% of obesity worldwide and skyrocket the price of metamucil.
>>76751138
dispel the myth that high carb low fat diets are good for the american public, when high fat diets were king obesity was a non issue, heart disease was rampant due to chain smoking and alcoholic hedonism
>>76751513
This. I have two morbidly obese women that work for me and I have had to replace both of their desk chairs twice in the past two years because the hydraulics keep breaking. Luckily they are still under warranty although I have to lie to the customer service reps when they ask if the person using it was under 240 pounds.
>>76751138
put everyone in the south in concentration camps
>>76751967
nah fuck that, give every fatass a script for desoxyn
Put adderall in vending machines. Seriously.
>>76751797
>ban sugary drinks
>freedom
Pick one
>>76752556
Don't be a retard
remember how the luddites burned down all the machines in acts of mob violence / arson?
i think we should do the same with fast food restaurants
just start torching the motherfuckers
>>76751138
In some instances, the healthy alternative is more expensive than the other options. I blame Hipsters and Jews.
>>76751138
fix yours first. your country is more obese.
>>76761154
high test
>>76759261
lol
how much do they really weigh?
>>76751138
Holy shit, muricans so fat, they need to sit on runways
>>76759303
How ya gonna do that champ?
Maybe you don't know, but the majority of the military is from the south.
>>76752610
why would an american wear a filthy kraut outfit. we are world war winner, not world war losers like the germans.
Do what Japan does. Employers who enable and encourage employees to stay healthy. Like removing elevator privileges if they're overweight (forcing them to take the stairs) and having an annual fitness evaluation at work with pay incentive for improvement.
we fix it by deporting 11 million shitbird sand roaches.once we get rid of fatty dogshit mixican food whole country will get back in shape.
mexicans fault white girls are fat.
I always wanted to be fat because those people could beat me up without knowing how to fight
>>76762073
no they cant, run around and make them chase you for 40 seconds.
Increase minimum wage so americans can't afford fast food
>>76761154
holy shit whole body is a ballsack that thing needs to be killed.
>>76762124
But I play pcgames all day and although I dont look like it I am probably as unhealthy as their behometh obese ass
>>76751138
Both the U.S and Mexico should have smaller doors in their hospitals. And a sudden rise in popularity in homemade soap
>>76761434
One is about 300 and the other is closer to 350 but I don't really know.
We might have to organize an office field trip this summer to the county fair and see if I can't get them on the stock scales.
