Justin Trudeau proud of newest ruling declaring that most bestiality is legal, by Canada's Supreme Court
Sex acts with animals are legal in Canada, so long as there is no penetration involved, according to a surprise ruling issued by the Supreme Court.
The determination stemmed from a case involving a British Columbia man convicted of 13 counts sexually assaulting his stepdaughters - including one count of bestiality. But the man, identified only as "DLW", was acquitted of the bestiality count with the new ruling.
DLW's attorneys argued that bestiality linked to "buggery" - or sodomy - with animals beginning with an 1892 criminal code. Bestiality was first used in a 1955 code, but still was not defined to encompass every sex act with animals.
"Although bestiality was often subsumed in terms such as sodomy or buggery, penetration was the essence - 'the defining act' - of the offence," the court said.
Thus, the court ruled by a 7–1 majority that bestiality required penetration.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/bestiality-legal-canada-supreme-court-a7073196.html
Leafs will defend this degenerate shit...
Sick fucks...
Lets be real Everyone tries to fuck their pets one time or another this was a law created to please puritans in christian times, outdated.
I guess slathering your dick in peanut butter and letting Fido lick it off is totally cool in Canada.
You leafs need nuked asap.
>>76705347
ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?
>>76705228
I think it's great because otherwise dogs get really horny and aggressive and can hurt people, so you should force your gf or your little sister to have sex with your dog at least once a week to maintain a healthy life balance.
>>76705347
>Everyone tries to fuck their pets one time or another
Good joke you dog fucker. Never tried any of this shit.
>>76705347
>A FUCKING DOG
>>76705614
>FUCKING A DOG
By the way fuck this shit country
#LOVEISLOVE, bigots get rekt
>>76705349
>>76705425
>>76705558
>>76705614
ye holier-than-thou god fearing men who only have sex for procreation.
>>76705228
looks like sweden has a day off with being laughed at today it seems?
>>76705793
The look on the panda's face
You just KNOW
>>76705228
Is Canada just Sweden except way worse now?
>go to Canada
>not allowed to criticise Islam, fags or trannies
>but shagging a dog up the ass is fine
>>76705488
kinda like europe with muslims eh?
>>76705347
Get out of here!
But you gotta admit dogs want to be fucked by you. They keep trying to hump your legs and presenting their asses in submission. Sick fucks. And now there's no reason not to do it.
>>76706554
You sick fuckers...
I will volunteer to build the northern wall.
>>76705347
Jesus fucking Christ, what is wrong with you leafs?
>>76705347
>>76706916
Why couldn't you just pay taxes? Your country went down the shit hole when you became independent.
>>76706780
Longest international border in the world buddy. I'd just get used to keeping your pets indoors if I were you.
>>76705228
Getting him off on bestiality couldn't have saved him much jail time considering he was diddling his daughters.
>>76707008
At least it was a human shithole
>>76707008
Step away from dog dick...
>>76707098
Indeed.
That isn't the point.
THEY FUCKING LEGALIZED BESTIALITY.
At least the muslim immigrants will feel at home now...
>>76705793
>#LOVEISLOVE, bigots get rekt
If 10 or 15 years ago I ever thought I'd be waking and posting this link : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQnNH7I07RY in response to a pic of a Canadian PM named Trudeau that implied he was a panada molester, I would have just killed myself. Yet here I am unfortunately.
>Sex acts with animals are legal in Canada, so long as there is no penetration involved.
>Sex acts
>no penetration involved.
What do they mean by this?
>>76707122
From the thumbnail I thought Trump was pulling a Budd Dwyer.
>>76707008
Bro your money is literally worthless at this point
>>76707011
In 13 years I will be eligible to run for the Presidency.
My platform will include conquering Canada and burning it to the ground.
Degenerate fucks.
>>76707346
They didn't legalize bestiality. Non penetrative bestiality never should have been illegal as the law was written.
Don't take the high horse here. In Washington state they never had a law against bestiality until 2006 after a guy died. It's not something that comes up a lot.
>>76707225
Really makes you think, huh?
>>76705228
>no penetration involved
What is this mean? Are they mean no fucking just sexual acts or is it means only woman can fuck with animals?
>>76707444
I pay absolutely no taxes who cares
>>76707400
oral or masturbating them?
>>76707493
>never should have been illegal
Will you feel the same way when you catch a neighbor sucking on your dog's dick?
>>76707546
You can slap your dog's face with your dick and rub her nipples while kissing her passionately.
Bestiality laws by state
>red=felony
>yellow=misdemeanor
>grey=legal
Pot and the kettle OP.
>>76707546
I think they mean actual penetration, as in the penis is spreading something open. A dude could recieve oral from a dog too.
>>76707444
>your money is literally worthless at this point
No even close burgerbro, back in 2001-02, the loonie was sitting around 63-64 cents US (lowest ever). You fags were basically flooding in ontario and Quebec to buy everything from bags of milk to cars.
>>76707724
America is our only neighbor...
>>76705228
This is simply the supreme court pointing out that there is no legislation on the books to cover the act of non-penetrative sex with animals. Expect a new law to be pushed through Parliament in the next few months.
This shit happens all the fucking time in every country in the world, it's how legal systems evolve; however these kinds of discoveries are rarely this hilarious.
This thread is givin me a boner.
>>76707749
NEW HAMPSHIRE, NO! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
YOU GRAY BASTARD!
WHY? WHY?!
>>76705347
>Have owned dogs my whole life.
>Not once have I tired to fuck one of them or even had that thought.
Jesus m8 you're sick. Go move to the 3rd world where that behaviour is the norm.
>>76707950
You sound like a child malester
>>76707822
This also indicates that nobody has ever mustered a legal defense for non-penetrative sex with an animal that made it this far through the appeals process; which is also hilarious. I'm trying to imagine our supreme court justices laughing their asses off when they realize that the criminal code has had a loophole this large that's never been exploited.
>>76705228
Why no penetration? Only sucki sucki?
>>76708070
>sexy americans
Nice
>Legalizes animal oral
>Buys "firebeating" slaves from Africa
>Elbows women
> implying you wouldn't
puts peanut butter on his asshole
COME'ER BENJI
goes to gay pride rally
OH SORRY
gets mauled by a beaver
SORRY?
says sorry
SO HOWS IT GOIN EH
shovels snow
JUST GIVIN 'ER EH
contimplates suicide
SORRY!
welcomes refugees
OOPS SORRY
watches in living color
HEY HOSEHEAD
chops down a tree
HOW ABOWWWT THEM FLAMES EH
has foot stepped on
OH SORRY, I DIDN'T SEE YOU
eats kraft dinner
DIJON KETCHUP
eats at tim hortons
COULD I GET A GRETZKY PLEASE
watches cuck porn
OH SORRY ABOWWT THAT
drinks maple syrup
ABOWWWT
fucks a moose
NICE DAY FOR A HIKE, EH
gets reddit account deleted
OH YAHH
house burns down
OH SORRY
doesn't make NHL playoffs
OH SORRY
riots in both official languages
SORRY
changes national anthem
DUDE GENDER POLITICS LMAO
smokes weed
PASS THE VAPE TO THE LEFT
converts to islam
YOU WERE SAYING
shitposts
OH SORRY
waits 10 years for chemo
SO YOU'RE SAYING
bag of milk busts open
SORRY EH
yells timber
YOU'RE SAYING
elects a feminist
YOU WERE TALKIN' ABOOT
uses maple syrup as lube
SOME KINDAH
mounts moose head on wall
WE WUZ LEAFS N SHIT EH?
>>76708049
A FUCKING LEAF.
End yourself faggot.
>>76708267
Not bad.
>>76708297
>End yourself faggot.
Geez you're getting a bit pissy, did your favorite little lamb stand you up today?
>>76705347
Beeing honestly This.
A year ago I made my gf dog fuck my gf.
My depraved mind just had the idea and the moment was so hot that she accepted it.
Thanks /pol/
>>76708253
6/10, would pet, maybe allow to be kissed
>>76707474
>Implying there will be a US in 13 years.
That said, I'll vote for you.
>>76705347
What the fuck? go away ontario
>>76707400
Leafs can blow goats, literally.
>>76708467
sounds hot senpai
>>76705228
>Implying you wouldn't
>>76707749
>Texas
As if Texas wasnt an extremist state already
>>76707759
Oh wow now it's worth a whopping 0.79 cents to our dollar. Broke ass leaf
>>76708580
Is blowing goats even legal in Wales?
>>76708709
>The average Swedish child
>>76708467
>Canada is literally Mexico-tier now
Looks like Trump will have to build two walls.
>>76705228
Canadians need more dogpussy!
>>76708934
No way, I'm not fucking my food
>>76706053
>>76706053
No its illegal to penetrate them, but you can give your dog a blowjob or eat its ass. Hell you might even be allowed to do it outside while wearing a dress and yelling ALAHU AKBAR! You can even perform felacio on wild animals if they sign a consent form.
>>76708581
It was a nightmare the first time, the dog didnt understanded what I wanted him to do.
Until the third time it really sucked, but he improved.
The forth time he manage to get his knot inside her and from there it only improved.
Forgot to say that she isn't my gf anymore. But when we broke she was already fucking the dog by herself
>>76705228
What is wrong with bestiality?
I FUCKED my female golden retriever last week. I FUCKED her and it felt GOOD. So can you just piss off? You have no right to JUDGE me. I have a special bond with my dog...... many of us do.
Americans get the fuck off my board now.
>>76705349
Maple syrup lasts longer
>>76708792
I wish Canada was our neighbour, the avarage canadian steriotype sounds exactly as the kind of people I wish I was part of.
>>76709055
-2/10
>>76707804
Kek
Underrated post.
>>76709047
haha nice mane
>>76705228
Chill out, they're just prepping the law system for Muslim inva- i mean cultural enrichment.
>>76707749
>Based NJ
I need to fuck me some horse pussy pronto; dem vaginal orgasms doe
When do we invade Canada?
>>76705347
Yeah okay Justin.
>>76709192
We're waiting!
What the fuck is wrong with all you moral outrage faggots? Where is the harm if I put peanut butter on my nuts and my dog licks it off? The dog likes it and so do I, no victim no crime. Explain your outrage, non penetrative fun is not abuse.
>>76708297
Rare
>>76709261
whoops
>>76708070
>>76708116
Now, it all makes sense.
>>76709327
He can take a punch. Thats way fucking more than Trump or Putin can say.
>>76709298
Yeah, exactly. Having sex with dogs and animals is great. Fucking idiots in this thread. They don't know what they're missing.
>>76708467
>my gf dog fuck my gf.
mexican women everybody
>>76709393
Trump and putin are to busy throwing the punches.
>>76709327
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRnwK01n904
>>76709177
>Muh dubs
Sheeit I need that sweet horse pussy smelling like hay, get all eight up in that mare cunt. Maybe even a pony so the height is more well adjusted and the pussy is even tighter.
Hnnnnnnnnnnggggggg
>>76709393
C,mon leaf, Putin is a Judo blackbelt and Trump would knock the fuck out of him.
>>76709403
>>76709298
(my story in the upper comments)
I honestly recognise that it was one of the best experiences I ever had.
I know my exgf too.
>>76709403
>They don't know what they're missing.
You got that right! This thread just inspired me to use a guinea pig as a flesh-light. Fuck I can't wait until the pet store opens!
>>76708982
U Chinese or Korean? Will you stir-fry or wok sear doge? Seasoning?
>>76709344
The plot thickens.
>>76709177
I guarantee there's a club of some rich dudes in Manhattan that go to some stable in NJ every weekend.
>>76709451
Her parents were french
jokes on u
>>76709456
>>76709523
Trudeau is confidently sparring with someone much more experienced than he is. Show me a vid of your candy-asses doing the same.
>>76705228
>the court ruled by a 7–1 majority that bestiality required penetration
retarded
>>76709585
Probably is, I live near a ton of horse farms and I've been itching for a new hobby.
>>76709677
made a dog fuck your gf
ultimate haram
>>76709869
Pretty sure you replied to the wrong most mi amigo.
>>76709957
Post*
>>76709957
>make a dog fuck your gf
sorry pal, my autocorrect messed it up
you know, spanish config
>>76710076
Where exactly did I say that?
>Mexican intellectuals
>>76705228
>sexualizing children/underage girls is bad
>sexualizing animals is a-kay
what the fuck?
>>76707749
Mr. Hands died pretty close to Canada. Is there such a map for Canada?
>>76710197
its a suggestion
>>76705228
pretty sure beastiality is legal in quite a few American states
>>76710296
That's a terrible suggestion, what kind of depraved person would do that?
>>76710461
Lots of people do that stuff.
You know how /pol/ posts porn and worships Trump sluts?
Yeah, well we are into bestiality.
Different strokes.
>>76710461
well, me, didnt you readed my story above?
and it was amaizing when it worked
>>76710565
I don't know friend, fucking some hot mare pussy is one thing. Getting cucked by man's best friend is another.
How old was your gf BTW? I hear the age of consent is 12 in Mexico, which is pretty hot IMO.
>>76707493
>>76710870
Damn, that's gotta hurt.
Yeah penetration by the person. This law was passed so that our women could breed with animals.
>>76710857
my gf was 22
Its complicated, pretty much wealthy parents can fuck you by alleaging rape
>>76705793
>>76711065
Even if that is true, you can enjoy it too, make a dog fuck your gf
>>76705228
It's in preparation for all the Syrians we're importing.
In other news goat imports have coincidentally risen.
>>76711241
That is quite a LE EBIN post there, chap.
Le. Fucking. Ebin.
>>76711409
It has been a treat to see some leaves who can bring the bantz. You're making up for you terrible shitposting brethren who nearly ruined your country's reputation for good.
>>76711090
Ever try cruising for fresher pussy at a middle school? I'd be stalking all the seventh grade dances if I were Mexican.
>>76711809
no really
but a month ago at a party I got into something with years 18 girl
Liberals tried for pedophilia and bestiality, necrophilia is next.
>>76709530
Thats right, lots of women secretly get their dogs to lick their pussies but will never say it publicly. Ask your wives and girlfreinds to be honest and the truth may suprise.
>>76712067
Senpai, if you're in the right state in Mexico, you can legally put your cock in a twelve year old. That's an opportunity of a lifetime, I suggest you do it pronto. Worst case? Maybe you have to marry her to make the legal problems go away. Mexico is great for this.
>>76709643
>Trudeau is confidently sparring with someone much more experienced than he is.
Yet he learned nothing. In that lame charity fight he was still punching like a girl.
In Club Penguin, JustinTrudea(there's a 14 character cap) is a blacklisted name. They're starting to take action already. #ProtectThePenguins
>>76705347
You disgust me, I spit on you and your country.
>>76709596
>Her parents were french
>were
Is that before the drug cartels beheaded them?
>>76705228
An animal cannot give you a consciuos verbal consent, so it's basically a rape.
