Ben Garri-son is one cold hearted son of a bitch.
>designated boardwalk
Hot springs can kill you?
>>76697596
They gave up the search for the guys body too since they couldn't find it.
Probably dissolved down to nothing.
>>76697596
Anybody know why they couldn't recover the body?
I know the water is pretty damn hot but the reports i read made it sound like he fucking dissolved before they could get a fucking boat.
>>76697596
>designated boardwalk
>>76697684
It's extremely hot and poisonous.
>>76697715
POO
>>76697684
Yellow stone is one big volcano
>>76697703
>Anybody know why they couldn't recover the body?
205°C brine water turns you into goo and bones
>>76697596
>ben "pull the trigger on the nigger" garrison
D-damn. What a way to go.
>>76697833
Also why couldn't the tard climb out the second he fell in?
Would ~200 degrees be enough to put someone into instant shock?
>>76697596
Check this out, if you can stomach it:
http://www.snopes.com/horrors/freakish/hotspring.asp
>>76697596
I love BG's sense of humor.
>>76697684
Jump in and find out
>>76697983
200 C fagot so yeah
>>76697983
>Would ~200 degrees be enough to put someone into instant shock?
thats 401 degrees in freedom units
falling into one of them is like falling into a pressure cooker filled with salt water
>>76697833
>>76697983
>200C
>water
someone hasn't taken elementary school science...
>american education
>>76697983
His nervous system was likely overloaded the second he was submerged. There's no reports of him breaking the surface or thrashing.
It probably felt more like a stinging cold all over and then nothing as he slipped into shock and unconsciousness.
>>76697684
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhZba-P7R18
>>76697596
The "Montana Merchant Mangler" has no time for mercy.
>>76698081
A fucking leaf
>>76698075
>>76698081
Was it Celsius?
I never found the units just articles saying "200 degree water"
If so, yeah fuck that, roasted quicker than a white kid at a nigger BBQ
>>76697596
It was probably a filthy kike. He'd show more concern if it was an Aryan man.
>>76697800
stfu my man
>>76698081
>water
>brine water
someone hasn't taken high school science
>canadian "education"
>>76697596
>it's not a hot tub
It was a big hot tub for him
It must have been extremely painful
I wonder why anybody would poop on the boardwalk before throwing them self into a hot spring
it's been on my running mix since 2003
>>76698001
I was expecting some quality gore
how disappointing.
>>76698240
It's 200 F, which just below the boiling point at that high elevation so the water looks deceptively still.
>>76697715
Lol hey you stinky fucker.
>>76697684
life isn't an animu, m8
>>76698081
Canadian education everyone.
>>76697596
Darwinism at its finest.
Let give him an award
>>76698377
That's what I assumed which still makes instant shock believable but a bit more of a stretch.
The whole thing is just bizarre to me.
Still wondering when this thing is going to swallow America.
>>76698297
If I pull that red circle off, will you die?
>>76698403
Damn quicker than a bullet.
Shit what a way to go.
>>76698507
He would surrender
>>76697596
>implying he did push that person himself for being a nigger
>>76697596
dude that might ignite the volcano
Yellowstone sounds so scary to me
>boil to death
>get gored by a bison
>eaten by a grizzly
Fuck that
>>76697596
Him Milo and that other guy are making bank off of you idiots.
How do you fall off a designated walking boardwalk?
>>76698081
>she doesn't know about critical temperature
>>76698652
>Get kidnapped by spooky monster
>>76698701
Why was there beef?
>>76698507
I would have to learn French
>Scott’s death came just days after a Canadian tourist was fined for putting a baby bison in his car while visiting the park. The animal later had to be put down.
What the fuck is this?
Why are leafs such faggots?
>>76697684
They're just about at the boiling point, and they occasionally release sulfur-dioxide gas.
Also some of them are pretty acidic.
>>76698701
What possible fucking beef could this idiot have with moot?
moot was probably like "wat" when he heard this guy had it in for him
>>76698081
Water can reach high temperatures when mixed with certain solutes. The inferiority complex you all experience when in the midst of us Americans really is charming.
>boiling hot
>acid
>drowning
this triggers all my death-phobias
not even retards should have to die that way
>>76698783
>Why was there beef?
I don't understand what you mean, where?
Where is the beef?
>>76697649
white men cannot respect government designations
>>76697596
Kill the hot springs like they killed that gorilla. Where was this man's mother?
>>76698906
Not just any leaf. It was a Mohammedan leaf.
Good old Ben "The Beaner Boiler" Garrison strikes again
>>76697596
So he didnt rape the hot spring?
>>76697715
Rare panjeet bantz
>>76697715
lol
>>76697726
For you
The last 7 years of Benny G being targeted for a laugh have actually warped his mind
He has no sympathy for anyone anymore.
He's actually slowly becoming the monster he has been made out to be.
>>76698081
>brine water
>water
someone's been hit in the head with a hockey puck
>>76697833
°205 C
Fuckin Faggot Forgot Fahrenheit
>>76697726
and we must deal with it.
>>76698993
Do you know of a solute allowing the boiling point to reach 200C under standard pressure? I don't.
>>76698001
>sustained third-degree burns to 100% of his body
>>76698887
8/10 good bantz
>>76697684
I thought some didn't kill you but that sucks cause I always wanted to in a hot spring to relax
>>76699295
HELLLLLLLLLLO REDDDIT!
>>76698783
Not 100% sure, but I think he wanted Moot to stop or remove people posting his altered cartoons, and Moot did nothing about it.
>>76698887
Kek
>>76699313
what is naphthalene
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boiling-point_elevation
>>76698497
It's not. My geology professor said it's completely overblown. It's a serious threat but America won't be decimated.
>>76698983
I think he posted here and a mod banned him and he blamed it on moot.
>>76699439
you must be a redditor to recognize a reference that obscure Away with you, little man
>>76699545
naphthalene is the solvent not the solute you anus
Look, water is in the list too
Do you think they are trying to show the boiling point for water dissolved in water?
>when you jump into a 200 degree hotspring
>>76698983
Moot was a faggot who cowardly hid from Ben and banned him from 4chan.
Conversely the crippled midget faggot leader of 2 * 4 chan talked with Garrison and they came to respect each other. That's why Garrison likes that chan more.
>>76699578
The only reason America won't be decimated is because we aren't due for an eruption for a while.
If it did go off with one of its larger eruptions, we're talking near/at 100% fatality in several states and a worldwide mini ice age for several years.
The blast zone for the superheated gasses would be like 1/4th the contiguous USA and heavy toxic ash fallout would make up to 1/3rd completely unlivable for quite a while.
Did any culture practice human sacrifice with hot springs?
>>76697715
>>76699096
>India
>rare
Jesus christ mate what's wrong with you..
>>76697596
Its a start, but we're gonna need a lot more sacrifices to the volcano god to stay it's wrath.
>>76699873
Finland still does, but they only sacrifice Russians
The hottest hot springs are just below boiling, which varies with altitude, so at yellowstone for example is about 201 F. F NOT C.
Any hotter, and the water vaporizes underground and explodes out all at once until it reaches boiling point again. This is called a geyser, and is basically what a hot spring would become, if it were to get hot enough to boil. It cannot exist as a more or less static pool if it is going to be that hot near the surface, it just becomes a geyser.
>>76700095
kek
I can't believe the Finn lived. I can't believe they did any of that in the first place.
>>76697684
any water hotter than ~60 celsius can kill you if you stay in it long enough. Most of the hot springs in Yellowstone are hot enough to actively boil
>>76699427
There are PLENTY of perfectly safe hot springs that you can relax in. They're all over the place, both natural ones and pools fed by hot springs.
Yellowstone is NOT one of those places. You can EASILY die there.
>>76699699
I don't have to take this from some fuckface stationed in Okinawa
>>76700195
I think I remember reading that even the Finn ended up needing intensive medical care for months and months because he cooked his skin and lungs and everything but managed to survive probably because his body's feedback system wasn't fucked up by numbing drugs unlike the Russian
>>76697983
Some guy went in after his dog once, he got right back out and still died the next day.
3rd degree burns over 100% of your body will do that.
>>76699873
Mayans used to throw people into sinkholes.
"Cenote"
>>76700327
On the contrary, you do
>>76700375
lol, so the russian died because he cheated? that's hilarious.
>>76699313
No and and I don't have to because it's Fahrenheit, not Celsius.
Stop trying to appear clever, I'm a white male and I automatically win. Source: history.
>>76698081
Not sure if just shit posting or stupid.
>>76698403
DELETE THIS YOU FILTHY LIAR
>>76698001
>http://www.snopes.com/horrors/freakish/hotspring.asp
I would have assumed dogs were smarter than that. Good to know.
>>76699936
I guess he meant India rarely comes with good bantz.
>>76700874
Animals have evolved to avoid things that will kill them in nature, but a lake of boiling water is a rare enough occurrence that there's not really an evolutionary safety catch against it. Probably also why tar pits have so many fossils in them.
>>76698997
lol u kooky jap
Cannot be worst than the guy that tried to rescue his faggot dog that fell into a hotspring.
http://www.snopes.com/horrors/freakish/hotspring.asp
>>76698887
>>76697596
I'm used to hot saunas and eat spicy foods (with extra real ghost pepper hot sauce) so I'm pretty sure I could have jumped out after a few seconds and recovered alright. Some people just can't take the heat I've noticed.
>>76698887
He fell into Porkchop Geyser. Only a depth of 2.5 feet.
>>76701918
He was clearly a pussy or a manlet
>>76698001
>Kirwan and Ratliff rushed over to the pool to aid the terrified dog, and Kirwan's attitude indicated he was about to go into the spring after it. According to bystanders, several people tried to warn Kirwan off by yelling at him not to jump in, but he shouted "Like hell I won't!" back at them, took two steps into the pool, and then dove head-first into the boiling spring.
>dove head-first into the boiling spring
Fug.
I burn myself at work sometimes, but I can't even imagine this.
>>76702421
>fall face first into boiling sulfuric acid deep enough to submerge you when falling face first
>lol why did he die from that
>>76701095
>faggot dog that fell into a hotspring.
>>76702784
I wonder what you see at the instant your eyes boil
>>76697726
Was boiling to death part of his plan?
>>76700448
that gif will never not be funny
>>76697684
>>76699427
There are hot springs all over the world that are basically natural hottubs that you can safely hop into and relax.
Yellowstone is not one of these safe hot springs, jumping into it results in agonizing pain and death.
>>76698887
pic of victim being pulled out
>>76700437
Did the dog died?
>>76699853
It's k, you can always come to Europe, but only if you're muslim
>>76699873
Highly possible, but no evidence...hard to find anything from bottom of boiling hot spring.
Some people in europe used bogs instead.
How easy is it to fall randomly into a death trap like that? Are there like human sized hot spring holes hidden in the bushes at Yellowstone?
>>76698906
This is what Disney has done to people. They think animals are like people.
>>76705472
They are clearly marked with warning signs. They are also surrounded by sidewalks so it's not like he tripped over a rock.
>>76705472
you would have to be violating very clearly laid out security protocol in order to fall into yellowstone. this dude's stupidity killed him.
>>76697596
>designated
>>76705472
there are literally hot spring predators roaming around the park, they try to keep it hushed up, but then shit like this happens
>>76698906
>baby bison abandonned by the herd and laying on the road
>a kebab capable of empathy notices it's wet and shivering
>loads it in his car and takes it to the authorities
They took it back to the herd and the dumb thing went back to the road. Ahmed did nothing wrong
>>76706237
It's normal for a calf to be away from the herd. The mother usually knows where it is and goes to get it. Picking it up made sure the mother would abandon it.
You city folk know nothing about animals.
t.Cattle rancher
>>76697715
Oh shit
>>76706531
why do the mothers abandon their young if they go in SUVs?
>>76697726
You are a big spring
>>76697726
The anon, you're responding too is retarded for even asking if a hot spring can kill you. That's like asking if a nigger likes fried chicken.
But you say it's poisonous too. I understand and believe that, but how so? Certain minerals that are poisonous? Explain please.
>>76698403
There are hot springs which aren't boiling hot which you can bathe in, but most ones arent
>>76698701
>>76698783
>>76698983
Ben "Kike Killer" Garrison hates gays
>>76698081
>brine water
>brine
Salt mixed with water allows it to heat into greater temps
>>76698783
moot was hilarious with his response. Ben emailed him demanding he take down the edited comics that portrayed him as racist and moot responded something to the effect of "wow you drew these. wow you're really racist."
>TLDR Ben was being a pussy and moot trolled him softly and /pol/ eventually broke him and rebuilt him into an IRL moonman
>>76698771
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8msMKW4fZDE
>spooky
>>76697684
These ones are filled with boiling water. One you fall into that all you can do is hope for a quicker death.
>>76697684
They didn't find any trace of this guy's body so yeah it's like a giant boiling bath of acid.
>>76698652
>>76698771
>explode into the stratosphere
>>76703668
>dat rug
>his skin
>>76709166
The non-oxygen gas that radiates from the spring can kill you since it is not oxygen but poisonous gas.
[spoiler]You dumb nigger.[/spoiler]
>>76703668
everyone knows gingers can't tan!
>>76697596
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXrIJA7kviM
>>76697649
Guess he slipped on a turd then
>>76711183
>ginger
are you retarded that man is not a ginger
>>76711612
>>76697726
U U U U
>>76697715
neato
>>76697715
drop
out
of
life
with
log
in
hand
follow
the
stench
to
the
shit
filled
land
>>76698983
I think moot even found the meme so funny, enough to taunt Garrison saying "why so racist bro?" using his admin e-mail.
>>76697596
Based Ben
>>76698906
It wasn't an actual Canadian, it was some paki the government gave some citizenship papers to so he could help lower wages and erode labours ability to organize and negotiate.
>>76700375
>>76700478
Story ?
>>76712052
lol
do they really use feces as incense in part of ritual prayer?
this is getting to be too much
>>76712852
Bump, want to know
>>76697596
Zyklon Ben and Yellowstone hot springs both have no chill
>>76698081
I came here to laugh at you.
>>76698081
Nice post, you fucking leaf
>>76697596
> LOCAL INDIAN MAN ATTEMPTS TO POO INTO YELLOWSTONE HOT SPRING FROM DESIGNATED SHITTING BOARDWALK, SLIPS, TURNS INTO HOT CURRY
>>76697684
It's pretty much boiling acid in Yellowstone.
>>76697684
If you're lucky.
Once a guy jumped in like a fucking idiot after his friends dog who ran in for some reason. Dog went down, they pulled the guy out, he was alive. His eyes has been cooked.
He died later.
Holy fuck it melted him down to nothing
>"They were able to recover a few personal effects," park spokeswoman Charissa Reid said. "There were no remains left to recover." The New York Times quotes Reid as saying there have been 22 recorded deaths involving Yellowstone's hot springs since 1890, with the last occurring in 2000, when a 20-year-old Washington woman suffered third-degree burns after falling in."
>>76710509
the CIA could use it to dispose of bodies
>>76712852
world record sauna sitting that killed one and the other almost died.
>>76698887
LOL
>>76713824
Ben "Pushing niggers into boiling rivers" Garrison
>>76713824
he dindu nuthin wuz gonna be a ranger
>>76697684
You wouldn't even need concentration camps in America.
Just dump 'em all in
>>76698701
>m00t
>cucked and humiliated on the internet
>too pussy to go full-Elliot Rodger and restore his honor
>instead quits the internet
How can he still hates him and not just feel pity?
>>76697726
reminds me of canada
>>76697596
>was killed
>killed
>CNN
Do these pieces of shit have no limit to their alienation from responsibility?
The man fucking died; DIED.
Or at worst, 'got himself killed'.
In what fucking way, shape or form is it accurate to say he 'was killed'. By fucking whom? By fucking what?
Are you seriously placing the active role on the inanimate object/location he managed to get himself killed with/in?
Fucking journalists these days, christ.
Shit reporting senpai
>>76698701
>>76698983
>>76699849
He's still not over it.
>>76714847
Moot had a hard life
>>76715786
Snacks/Zyklon Ben team up when?
>>76697684
do you really think that boiling water couldnt kill you? Heck that spring probably has a temp. higher than 100 degrees Celsius because of dissolve ionic compounds present in that spring
>>76712052
holy shit
