One player spot open!
>>76695321
Invade Kim
>>76695321
Reporting
>>76695321
Also let me know if I missed you. There's alot going on, and this is my first time gosting. I will correct the mistake in the following Mupdate.
>>76695321
Attack the pink menace.
>>76695321
Attack Armenians
Defend if attacked
Invade Germany
>>76695321
Fire Every Cannon At Once At Denmark's Babies.
(That's a roll against Denmark)
>>76695450
You missed Germany, he invaded Norway.
>>76695321
Huh thought I'd done more damage to pink with my 2 dubs.
Oh well attack pink in Scotland
>>76695321
And I got Dubs
>>76695552
He also got dubs
>>76695498
Fixan.
>>76695552
He also had dibs, and you wanted Corsica.
Anybody here have payday 2 and want to play it with me on steam after this?
>>76695321
Rolling
King Conan is forced to flee deep into his core territory. Abandoning Norway and British Isles.
Expand in Northern Russia, Defend to the DEATH!
>>76695740
What's it about?
>>76695675
Yeah you added Corsica. Just fuck up pink in Scotland with the rest
>>76695901
heisting
super fun my niqq
>>76696020
I'm not much of a gamer, other than board gaming and sometimes war games (not CoD, it's shit).
>>76695922
You fucking earned Scotland.
MUPDATE.
Think I fixed Germany, Norway, and Denmark. Holy fuck, Dubs are lethal. I also missed myself. This roll is going south.
My land is open for lurkers.
I'm going to work
GG
>>76696235
Invade Armenia
Defend if attacked
>>76696235
Attack pink in England/Scotland, invade Denmark if spills are needed.
>>76696235
Attack Kim
>>76696272
Both Denmark and Morac are sitting ducks boys, unless a lurker snatches them up. Give one turn of no attacking them, then they're fair game.
>>76696235
Attacc more denmarcc
>>76696235
Continue to remove pink from Britania.
>>76696235
Rolling
Attack and Invade captured german territory through Finland!
Defend
>>76696342
>>76696379
How we dividing green if he doesn't come back or get taken over?
>>76696429
Just to be clear, NOT defending in Scotland. I abandoned that.
>>76696508
I'll burn that bridge when I cross it. I may just White it out.
>>76696520
Cede your territory there to red
>>76696508
I'll take Greece and East Italy
>>76696508
You can't attack him?
>>76696520
When England is mine, I'm gonna head east and kick your ass. Along with your buttbuddy Denmark.
>>76696596
Fine. Ceding captured English tiles to Red.
>>76696629
I know not now. Thinking ahead.
>>76696629
How many are allied with the Nazis now?
>>76696801
Me and Portugal, as far as I know.
Surrender land to armenia good night
Can I join?
Okay then, Denmark and Morac are fair game. Scramble for Africa boys, but I will give one of them to a newfag as soon as one appears.
>>76696896
Orange just opened up. But it's up to OP
>>76696896
One more player spot open, you sure can! Either that or Denmark, which won't survive the next round.
>>76696893
G'night. Orange keeps dropping people.
>>76696896
Yes, you can have Orange it seems.
>>76696982
Finish what I started and fill France. Try to march all the way to Belgium if I have enough and don't roll like shit.
>>76696982
Invade Kim
>>76696896
Or Lime Green. Your choice.
>>76696982
Cede Scotland territories to red. Move into Africa through Gibraltar.
>>76697107
I can't thank you enough.
>>76696982
Rolling
Invade Germany
Defend
>>76697151
I only went to war to defend your claim. It's only right.
>>76696982
I'll have orange as is my rightful clay. Calling all liege lords to support my claim and attack the tyranny of the greenlands to the east.
>>76696982
destroy Cold Loving Pick-nigger
PICK A SIDE, KING OF THE NORTH. LIME GREEN OR ORANGE.
>>76697313
Pink nigger
>>76697334
>>76697309
I chose orange infidel scum.
>>76697309
>>76697334
Sorry breh. Just frustrated iwth the drops.
Take the Hebrides, Orkneys, and Shetland islands. Spills into France.
Mupdate. Gave Orange a little new land to help him out. Just 5 units.
>>76697734
Wait why the fuck did I reroll?
>>76697741
>>76697734
I'm a retard.
>>76697741
Fuck up orange some more
>>76697741
Continue African expansion down by the canaries.
>>76697741
Forgot my last roll, adding it and the 1 get next mupdate.
>>76697734
That's greyed out clay. Can we take it? Just assumed we couldn't.
>>76697741
King Conan realizes that he must submit to Germany to save the white race. Ceding all lands to The New Reich!
>>76697917
What? At least find a new player.
>>76697904
I assume all land claims goes to France and Belgium then.
>>76697917
Fuck no, cedes ruin fair play. He can have 19 units, everything else he must annex normally.
>>76697986
I surrendered. Pretty sure germany gets it all since we were at war. In any case, I'm out
>>76697917
No quitcede fag
>>76698088
He can have 19 units, the rest he has to invade before I give it to a newfag.
>>76697741
Take the Greek Green Clay and Expand down the Eastern Coast of Italy
>>76698048
Up to you and Germany who gets Netherlands Belgium etc I'm happy with Africa for the moment
>>76698188
>88
Sieg heil.
>>76698246
Templar, what is you roll for this round?
>>76698238
He's going for Italians and Greeks, so I'm sure he doesn't mind.
>>76698300
Take Belgium and Netherlands.>>76697734
>>76698308
It's fine by me to.
>>76698373
Wait shit that was before the mapdate though.
>>76698388
That's good.
Expand in France.
>>76698551
Why do I keep on doing this?
>>76698373
Got it. I'll give you to very first roll get, the 34. MUPDATE.
>>76698642
Take all unclaimed spaces surrounding France, spills into England.
>>76698642
Finish canaries move east towards Algeria
>>76698551
That's you roll. Slow down a bit.
>>76698642
Get orange
>>76698642
Take all of Greece
>>76698750
I know, also you have some land OP. Why aren't you playing.. anymore?
>>76698879
Kek, I'm focusing on you guys more than myself. I'll fix up the Greater Anasazi.
West will soon meet east. This will be interesting.
>>76698642
Push east. We must erase green
>>76699009
Say Pedro, you're going to be colliding with the Armenians soon. You wouldn't be against helping me reign him in a little, would you?
>>76699146
Lunatic! The Anasazi are a peaceful folk!
>>76699152
There is still much land to take before then. We will see.
>>76699152
Next round I'll help you grow in Russia.
>inb4 expand northern Norway/western Italy if Germany/Portugal approves
MUPDATE. Total War is upon us.
>>76699261
THE KING IN DA NORF
>>76699286
I have no problem with that.
>>76699329
Attack orange
>>76699329
I repel the shitskins of the East.
>>76699329
ATTACK THOSE SOUTHRON SHITS IN THE SOUTH.
>>76699329
Continue east.
If anybody here hasn't already joined:
>>76698840
>>76699390
Sorry OP didn't mean to attack you. Thought you were the Armenians. Non aggression pact?
>>76699329
Take the western Italian islands and attack green in Africa, I will take down the Armenian scum.
>>76699456
I took my land back already. I have no current intention of taking more. Keep it that way.
>>76699329
Want to ally against the King in the North, GAE?
>>76699479
>have attacked nobody but orange newfags
>scum
wew
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>>76699608
How does it feel to be a bottom bitch to cockroaches?
>>76699608
Let me think it over. Tbqh, you both scare my people.
M-M-M-MUPDATE. Is Germany AFK?
>>76699724
Wait are you the one who is trying to take over in the east? Fuck I'm getting shit mixed up.
>>76699733
I'm about to be fighting a war on three fronts. I think asking for any alliances is justified
>>76699797
Same again cont. East
>>76699797
Attack orange
Take Italian land from green, expand in France.
>>76699797
Attack more of those Armenian scum. First priority defend but if points remain full assault.
>>76699808
OP is dark green
I am purple
King is orange
>>76699797
Hope Germany is still playing. He's only the largest empire after all.
>>76700008
Are OP and King of the North allied? Got to say I'm pretty ignorant to your eastern politics.
Okay, I'll straighten it out.
>Knight's Templar is Red. He helped destroy the French very early on, and repelled Conan from Scotland. NAP with Pedro.
>Pedro is creeping along North Africa. He also helped repel Conan from Scotland.
>Germany is big af. Maybe AFK.
>Armenians ruled Northeast Africa forever. Very aggressive towards Orange.
>King of the North recently aquired Middle East land. Fighting back Armenians.
>Ansazi has made no major plays, other than a brief squabble with King of the North.
Everyone else is AFK.
>>76700008
Oh, I'm attacking orange then. could I cross your place to destroy orange?
>>76700128
I am in a Cold War with the King of the North. He attacked me, then very quickly backed off.
>>76700158
No, you can't.
t. OP. You'll have to cross through Finland and Russia.
>>76700130
Be nice to find a player for pink. Thanks for straightening that out.
>>76700158
South'ron shits. We're supposed to be allies.
>>76700263
Could I end my NAP with the Axis so I can get to orange then? (Still Christian so allies with Portugal)
>>76700373
Sacrebleu, I spit on yeu, baguette, baguette!
>>76700380
If Germany truly is gone were going to have to dramatically redraw the map of Europe and Africa.
>>76700282
Pink dropped yeah, he wanted Gernmany to take his land, then Germany dissappeared. Funny.
>>76700380
Of course. But I'm in the way. Is that what you want, or are you just going above me?
Also Mupdate. Did I get everyone?
>>76700596
Attack orange
>>76700596
Invade more purple.
>>76700513
>fucks with Germany
>Germany comes back
>thinks we're turning our backs on him
>he fucks us in the ass like he did Denmark and Pinkcunts
>>76700596
Same again please.
>>76700596
Taking northern Norway, through Northern Sweden.
>>76700637
Holy shit, I'd kek so hard. He's been right next to me and all I've done is give him leeway.
>>76700677
From England also, and spills go to Finland then northern Russia.
>>76700626
>>76700636
>double Pali
>both negate eachother's attacks
nice
>>76700637
Yeah. Might want to give him a bit more time. You've still got England and Belgium to take.
>>76695321
GET THIS TRASH OFF /POL/ YOU FAGGOT ASS NERDS
>>76700659
You have two left, but if you want Armenia you'll have to take Templar's two small pieces. Your move is on standby.
>>76700596
THE REICH IS BACK TAKE GREECE AND NETHERLANDS
>>76700797
Ceding those two pieces to him.
>>76700707
Cool if I have those African territories?
>>76700945
Thanks man.
>>76700983
Do you intend on attacking me?
>>76700942
I knew you were gonna come back. If I cross Norway, Sweden, and Finland to kill orange, is that okay to you?
>>76700942
Hey Germany, as you can see, I have not touched you. We cool, right?
MUPDATE, BIG GUY 4U IS BACK.
>>76700942
Welcome back. Totally weren't thinking of Jewing you hahaha...
>>76700945
>>76700957
Done, sorry 'bout that. You'll see it next Mupdate.
>>76701072
Fill England
>>76701050
Not sure yet. Next move is for Cyprus.
>>76701072
Also I'm taking that roll and moving on up.
>>76701072
Defend first
Attack orange with rest
>>76701072
Invade the Armenians some more.
>>76701155
Your spills?
>>76701199
>>76701193
THE KING IN DA NORF PRAISE THE OLD GODS
>>76701155
Spill into Russia if necessary. I request another NAP from Germany now that he is back.
>>76701072
FUCK I LOST FINWAY
WATEVVER TAKE ALL THE BLUE LAND OF THE NORTH
>>76701193
NAP? Orange is scaring me. Together, we'll make him a rat in a trap.
>>76701239
Could I take some Russian land? It's why I expanded to the North in the first place. Orange has been trying to genocide OP for the past 5 turns.
>>76701237
Germany owns Russia, and you want a NAP? Think son, think! Take Denmark, he's long gone.
>>76701409
Your grace may your wisdom ever elude you. I believe that we must form an alliance for the greater good of the realm. The huns and the french will take advantage of you once they're done with me. I fight for freedom and justice. They fight for kebabs and terror.
>>76701501
sURE ye
Dont ya dare take denmark tho
>>76701507
Land cedings, I'll cede Sweden and Finland to Germany.
>>76701409
>>76701501
Triple Alliance to rid the East of Orange?
>>76701596
Looks like everyone but Germany wants orange to die.
>>76701657
>>76701596
But why?
>>76701554
Nigga you are the only cunt who has attacked me at all, even if you backed out of it real quick. Arm has been a very accommodating southern neighbor.
Give me everything East of the Caspian sea, and I'll stay out.
>>76701657
I can't get to him so..
>>76701685
POO.
>>76701657
Feel kinda bad for Orange. Might play a Franco here and Sit it out.
>>76701554
I fight for whites and Christianity.
>>76701690
Deal. You can have the Caspian. I'll even throw in some of my conquered territories for good measure.
World War when?
>>76701784
Alright. I will not attack you. I gotta update the map though, Templar and Germany are confusing me. Who is giving up what?
>>76701965
Are you giving anything to Templar?
>>76701965
Soon by the looks of things.
>>76701965
>Northking's soldiers are ambushed
>whole villages raided by the Templars
>women raped, children murdered
>men enslaved
>>76701975
I'm giving Sweden and Finland to the Reich.
>>76702040
Cede him just enough so he can reach orange
>>76702095
That doesn't sound very Christian?
Btw guys, after this I'm gonna OP a game on a US map, nein people max
Mupdate, I'm heading north.
>>76702241
Pedro want to be allies? We need to fight the stinky frenchmen.
>>76702303
Attack orange
>>76702241
Neither does colonizing part of a continent, killing off natives, fucking their women and then killing their men. If you leave natives alive, they're gonna turn the place into Peru.
>>76702303
Invade more purple to west
>>76702251
Sounds cool. Im going to see how long this takes to play out though.
>>76702303
Fill Belgium, attack orange.
>>76702369
Woah 69.
Take the last bit of the Greek land then all the white in between Germany and France
>>76702403
Need some assistance, Templars
>>76702303
Take white Isles in the Aegean.
>>76702363
Fair play.
>>76702476
I'll gladly take some.
Thinks are getting really hot. I'm grabbing some leftover pink.
>>76702824
Lead the assault on the Orange menace
>>76702824
Continue to take Isles and take the nearby green ones off Greek coast.
>>76702970
9 points left. Spill?
>>76702824
Since I'm almost out of neutral land. Can I take any peaceful actions like building up armies?
>>76702824
Invade Armenian shits westward.
>>76702824
Take all the orange/pink/white land you can.
>>76703078
>peaceful
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
You cheeky boob, you made me spill my drink.
>>76703169
Fine fuck it. CRUSADE FOR JERUSALEM BROTHERS OF THE CROSS ANSWER THE CALL! Forward east.
>>76703290
Yes. To arms brother to arms.
>>76703290
GLOOORY! The Lord requests, and so he shall recieve!
>>76703290
You have treaded Armenian Soil. So be it.
Mupdate. Templar made a big play, as did Pedro.
>>76703455
Fill the white near France.
>>76703455
>My first dubs.
And I didn't even state my play. Grabbing Blue. Defend if need be.
>>76703455
Invade more Armenian shits west
>>76703455
TO JERUSALEM!
>>76703455
Defend
>be knight
>conquer Europa
>genocide slavs
>French and Anglo redheads outbreed slav population
>tax the conquered lands heavily
>ride north to what will soon be France and Belgium
Ave Maria!
Ave Maria!
>>76703728
We've built quite the Europa.
>>76703902
We have, haven't we, brother?
Waiting on you Kraut.
>>76704021
Think he went AFK again.
>>76704021
What does defend do? Haven't had to yet.
>>76704069
It just counteracts any attack from an enemy.
>A attacks B, rolls a 0.
>B defends, rolls a 9.
>B loses 5 squares, as opposed to 15.
>>76704159
I see. Thanks.
Germany is too slow. Mupdate.
I roll to attack Germany south of the Black sea.
>>76704312
Jerusalem is close brothers. Forward!
>>76704312
Attack Templars north.
>>76704312
Attack the dark green for attacking Germany. Sorry, we have a pact
>>76704404
Holy shit a palindrome 404. Jesus.
>>76704048
Can you help me out with orange?>>76704312
Defend
>>76704407
>>76704312
I'm still up for an Alliance OP.
>>76704468
You are my ally now. Purge them.
>>76704542
Fuck off you raided my villages and raped my woman in the name of a false God. You will get no quarter from me.
Can someone tell me the alliances?
>>76704468
Remove the Templar, and I will crush both the German and the Armenian for you.
Join me in my Kiva pit, and will will rule Europe for 1000 years.
>>76704703
I will kill you. You literally have no chance against me if you don't ally with me.
>>76704748
Templar and I have the world's oldest alliance. Germany is kind of a part of it but afk.
>>76704750
It is done. Henceforth we will wage a glorious crusade on our infidel enemies.
>>76704911
9/11
Sure it's not a jihad?
Yeah, Germany is AFK. Let me know if I goofed.
>>76704750
>>76704542
Judases! Both of you! Dirty Jewish backstabbing traitors!
I hope you both are crushed by each other and the King of the North should I fall. Shall you both burn in the depths of hellfire!
>>76705010
Attack orange.
>>76705010
My only desire is Jerusalem continue.
>>76705010
Taking that 0 straight into the Arm.
>>76705010
ATTACK THE GREEN JUDAS
>>76705046
We learned from the best.
>>76705077
GOD WILLS IT!!!!
>>76705046
(Breaking Character)
(I would have allied you, but only Orange can keep Red off my back. I am sorry.)
I will march on a road of your bones.
>>76705010
Attack Templars up north.
Attack Templars in France.
>>76705010
Remember my dubs op
Mupdate, Germany is still MIA.
Remove Purple.
>>76705364
Don't see the map
>>76705335
>>76705364
Or not. Let's go again. 64 was my roll however.
>>76705335
>green is slowly taking over Germany and Poland
>attack Templars they're the real enemy
>>76704312
>>76705453
Attack Green.
>>76705453
I only really want Israel can you move the east bits north please?
>>76705453
Attack Templar stormfags north.
>>76705453
I ATTACKED YOU NOT ORANGE
SMITE THE GREEN JUDAS AGAIN
>>76705098
