ITT: We pretend to be Trump at the CNN presidential debate.
>>76695305
The negroes love me, where's my negro? There's my negro, it's great.
>>76695305
>"This BITCH got Americans killed in Benghazi"
>>76695305
C-crooked Hillary .. E-mails .. Err
Shut up, Drumpf.
Y-yes sir ..
>>76695546
That was the CIA.
>>76695305
Trump: "I can smell your cunt!"
Clinton: "I have no cunt. I am binary super neutral that likes to be referred to as a toaster oven, not a female."
Trump: "...?"
>>76695305
>Hillary I don't like her. Terrible person. Ill cunt punch her over the wall. It'll be fabulous.
>>76695305
I can't wait until Trump says "excuse me" to Hillary
>>76695573
Wow. I am now a #JebHead.
>>76695573
2/10 banter. that's what happens when you send all your testosterone abroad and end up having to import it from the middle east.
>>76695461
kek!
>>76695573
even HillShills admit she has a penis, topkek
>>76695573
drumpf...
wow, just wow.
im a #hilldog now.
glad you opened my eyes muhamacuck...
>>76695305
>"The only woman I've ever called a pig was Rosie, but you're pushing me to make give a second woman that name, Hillary."
>>76695768
oath cunt ahhhaahh
>>76695598
>CIA
Bane?
Literally this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMguato7QUc
>>76695305
Go get your husband, Hillary! I would rather debate a man that knows how to treat women.
>>76696163
Why can't niggers just kill each other more?
>>76696251
>"I don't think Bill will make a good First Lady."
"Trump is a racist, get off the stage"
>>76695573
Damn, you're right. I'm a #CruzMissile now.
LOOK IM GONNA BUILD A WALL
IM GONNA DO IT!
>>76695573
t. Hillfire missile
whatever happens, this will be fucking glorious.
>>76696668
that girl needs therapy
>>76696668
maple leaves
>>76695305
Anyone mind posting more of this stupid ass images?
>>76695305
>that pic
holy shit hillary has bigger hands than trump.
>>76696163
How many red-pilled black people are there? You'd think experiencing bullshit like this on a daily basis would make you the most red-pilled person ever.
YOU DUMB BITCH, HAND OVER THE EMAILS OR GO TO PRISON
>implying this wouldn't be the greatest moment in the history of debates
>Mr. Trump, Secretary Clinton says you lack a concrete plan to enact your proposals. So many Americans want to know how exactly will you make America great again?
That's a great question, a tremendous question. How will I make America great again? We're just going to do it, OK? We're going to win, and we're going to make America great again.
>>76695798
fuckin flamed
>>76695573
DEFINETLY #hillaryartillery now
>>76696769
This
![photo[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BWkmSKe.jpg "photo[1].jpg")
>>76695573
welp, looks like im a #RockHardPenor4Boehner now
>>76696777
RARE TRIPS
>>76697154
You forgot the part outlining the fact that Americans will be so sick of winning because they will win so much. Amazing, fabulous, we're going to win again.
I can see it now:
"Your husband was the worst abuser of women, yet you defend him and will let him back in the White House?"
"That topic is private and strictly between me and my husband. For you to even sugges-"
"Why? Was there a video that caused that too?"
>crowd erupts
>Hillary kills herself on stage
>America is great again
>>76696668
here goes a roll
>>76696668
Let's motherfucking do this
>>76696668
rolllllling
>>76695573
looks like I'm #mentallyhill
>>76695305
>"look bitch you know your lying any one watching this can google it so why bother? and its not your turn to speak so shut the fuck up."
>>76695305
How rekt will Trump get in these upcoming debates? Not even a Hillary supporter. Don't even like her. But it'll be a rough ride before her inevitable victory. Imagine all the media spins and vilification of certain groups by aforementioned media.
>>76695305
at last I finally see.
I used to be a #tree4trump
but now I am a100% #Hilldog
>>76696668
roll em
>>76695305
How is she even supposed to handle him?
She is the female Jeb with scandals.
>>76695573
I am now a #Shilldog
>>76697154
This.
He'll run through his thesaurus of terms for "great" and then just smirk. Idiots on pol will meme.
If he could debate through twitter, he would. That way, the guy who runs it could give him an actual chance or he could just copy and paste whatever witty tweets he reads, and claim them as his own.
I can't wait for the god emperor to expose the fuck out of himself. The pol damage control squad will be hilarious.
>>76695573
thats it, im now officially a bitchmissile
>>76696668
going for a roll
>>76696668
rollz
>>76695573
Upvoted, my gentlesir!
>>76695305
LOOK AT THAT FACE
DO PEOPLE REALLY WANT THIS TO BE PRESIDENT
>>76696879
YOU'RE A NUT
YOU'RE CRAZY IN THE COCONUT
>>76696668
>>76697663
She's a lot more shrewd than Jeb. She's had 40+ years of bullshitting the public.
>>76696668
May as well.
>>76696668
reroll because i died
>>76695598
No it was not the CIA is the state departments lapdog you uneducated faggot. Hillary saw the SOG operators dying thru the lens of a drone and didnt do shit about it.
>>76697858
A whole 40 points, lucky me.
>>76695305
guys Hillary has zero chance, she's scared and hiring people to act like supporters online. the majority supports trump and bernie.
wtf since when did anyone on here support Hillary
Crooked hillary is, believe me, she is crooked, she is so crooked, let me tell you, she is as crooked as they come, as CROOKED as they come, believe, me. She is a tremendous crook, she will cause many, many problems for the american people, let me tell you, she is going to be a disaster, believe me!
>>76696668
please sluts
>>76698249
Try reading the comments on the Hillary/Sanders articles in the NYT
So many paid trolls it's unbelievable. Over 70% of the posts are identical in content, message, and tone.
Not just limited to the NYT either. Shills bomb other news stories with comments using accounts that are seconds old.
>"Mr Trump. Can you explain, without using insults, why your policies are better than Hillary's?"
"JUST LOOK AT THAT FACE! Crooked Hillary! I could go on for days about how she looks like a dried apricot but that wouldn't be nice, I won't mention that she would be PMSing with access to nukes either. I think you're being very unfair here, I've done fantastic things and you only ever ask me bad questions"
>>76697699
>
Sameposter faggot. What is it $15/hour you gettin' paid. With a post every fucking 5 seconds....you're working hard, aren't you??
>>76696668
could be fun
Hillary has seen how Trump debates and no doubt has been training for months to engage him without self-destructing.
Hopefully the God Emperor has a few new cards up his sleeve. The debates are going to be make or break this election.
>>76696668
>>76695573
wow
i'm a cruzmissile now
>Hillary, I don't like her chuck her over the wall, it'll be fabulous
>>76696160
was the ambassador's death part of your plan?
>>76696668
rollinn
>>76696668
LETS DO THIS MOTHERFUCKERS
>>76698249
Everyone does this you idiot, especially trump, or do you really think he has 60,000 followers from the philippines?
>>76696668
rol
Gotcha questions to Trump and softballs to Hilary... even on FOX, niggas. Fucking establishment is going to get together and try to kill the big don and dumbass Fredo will fuck things up for us on the first debate. Black, Manafort, Stone and Kelly will go to the mattresses will unleash all their undercovers working for her, James E. O'Keefe will release the tape he promised and her campaign will be killed surgically.
She will have to burn her uglyass coats for heat when her GII cash runs out.
>>76696668
let's give it a go
>>76696668
check em
>>76695305
SHUT IT DOWN SHUT IT DOWN SHUT IT DOWN SHUT IT DOWN SHUT IT DOWN SHUT IT DOWN SHUT IT DOWN SHUT IT DOWN SHUT IT DOWN SHUT IT DOWN SHUT IT DOWN SHUT IT DOWN SHUT IT DOWN SHUT IT DOWN SHUT IT DOWN SHUT IT DOWN SHUT IT DOWN SHUT IT DOWN
>>76698926
Reporters aren't allowed to ask Hillary about her scandals.
>>76698663
She watches all his rally videos too. I've watched clips of her on MSNBC ripping all kinds of Trump shit. She was rallying in Chicago and started talking about Nabisco going to Mexico. One time she called out a staffer like Trump does to get them on stage but he wasn't around.
>>76696668
bruh my butt dick
>>76698890
>0 noice, AA-12
>9 noice, endless entertainment of the fingerbox
>8 noice, sluts
>6 noice, moped. quieter than a motorcycle
>2 zombies have increased hearing? heh heh, that's why I've got a fucking moped
>8 heavy-handed, very nice
Survival Chance: 55 +0 -10 +15 -30 +10 =35
35%? More like 100%
>>76696668
Oh why not.
>>76696668
roll for spork
>>76696668
fug it m8 i want an AR
>>76695573
Shit, I'm totally #MentallyHill now.
>>76696668
oh boy
>>76696668
cock
>>76696668
Please don't fugg me over
>>76696668
r o l l i n
>>76695573
dam
rellly makes u think
i'm a #readyfor!YEB!missle now
>>76696668
TIME TO SHITPOST
>>76696668
>shitposting intesifies
heres the full hd version of the picture
heres another version
>>76696668
rolling niggers this isn't fucking spam
'Hillary Clinton burns Donald Trump with excellent reply to 'crooked' tweet
Telegraph.co.uk - 1 hour ago'
Jesus
>>76695573
>sir
>>76696668
Re-rollin
>>76696668
Rareflag
>>76696668
where are the mods?
>>76695573
>>76695573
DELET THIS
>>76696668
LET'S GO!
>Check my 0.
>>76699976
Holy shit -70% survival chance
>>76696668
No nog please
>>76695573
I am now #withher, and so is my wife's son.
>>76696668
The names Nukem, Duke Nukem.
>>76696668
Wow, I sure do hope I survive so that I can found a Trump Empire after the apocalypse
>>76696668
moot get
>>76700118
>>76700121
>tfw SC of 130.
Fuck yes. I won one. Finally.
>>76695573
Delete your account
>>76696668
bless me kek
>>76696668
wew lad
>>76698912
>Philippines population 100,000,000
>Trump doesn't have 60k followers from there
Found one of the Hillshills too btw.
>>76695305
Let the bodies hit the floor.
Let the bodies hit the floor.
LET THE BODIES HIT THE.....
How you feeling darling?
Don't be nervous
There aren't any snipers here
*stands back from the podium and clap lazily while the audience goes apeshit and chants TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP*
>>76696668
>>76695305
trump is probably gonna not act like a douche so people actually vote for him. will probably change his opinions too to appeal to everyone and not just /pol/
Hey everyone
If you think about it, isn't /pol/ biased to republican?
>>76695798
Take notes bong.
Hey Hillary, howabout we agree to take IQ tests right now and whoever wins gets to be president?
>excuse me princess.
>>76699897
Sauce
I am the best at not deleting emails. No one doesn't delete emails better than me. Someone deleting the emails.
>>76696668
sROLLiosous
>>76696473
Underrated & fucking savage.
>>76696668
FOR THE EMPEROR
>>76695573
I never knew b8 could make me cringe so hard
>>76696668
rolling mang
>>76696668
Rooooooolling
>>76695305
How can she secure the border if she can't even secure her husband.
>>76701221
>>76696668
this thread is shit so
rollerino
>>76701607
>that fucking normie gif
>Mr Trump, your trade policy is often criticized as a measure that would incite a trade war.
Look, I believe in free trade, but we're getting taken to the cleaners every year and we get nothing for it. If I were elected president, I would negotiate trade agreements that put America first. That includes the use of trade barriers as leverage, which is possible due to our tremendous trade deficits. China would hate to lose its largest trading partner overnight, that I can tell you.
Trump will do well in debates if he practices and stays on message, his inexperience is something he needs to overcome.
>>76701724
>complains about normie gif
>post gif from Big Brother
>>76701983
touche
>>76699889
Shills out in full force
>>76696668
Rolling in the deep
>>76696668
Jk rolling
>>76701607
>IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER
>>76701983
>knows exactly where the gif comes from.
>>76696668
I want my Star achievement in m Notebook!
>>76696668
Get
>>76696668
>>76696668
rollololoolololol
>>76695798
holy shit btfo
>>76702272
>can't instantly recognize color/contrast of various shows
>>76697814
What does that mean?!
>>76702599
Shit, it's pretty blatant, huh?
Nice dubs, friend.
>>76696668
WEW
>As he stress sweats, smelling like old deli meats.
Cr-,crooked Hillary!
>Hillary looks at him with pity as she prepares the counterpunch
Crooked Clinton would have been a better meme you shitlord cuckservative.
I imagine it going like that.
>>76696668
WHOOOO
>>76702792
clothing style is a giveaway too
>>76695573
Hahaha good post Ahmed, keep trying and maybe you'll get someone to cuck for you someday!
>>76696668
give me the sluts
>>76700002
Do these people actually think they are doing anything by wearing these gay hats?
OH WOW WE RENAMED TRUMP TO DRUMPF HAHA BECAUSE DRUMPF WAS HIS FAMILY'S NAME IN THE 1600S HAHA TRUMP BTFO HE WILL NEVER RECOVER!
I seriously wonder what goes on in the minds of these low-seeded human beings
>>76696668
Rollinnnnnn
>>76695461
Ok now THAT is funny
>>76696668
G
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L
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ROLLING
>>76703623
Same could be said about MAGA hats.
>>76696668
Rolling.
>>76696668
shibble
>>76696668
rawlin
>>76704265
Those aren't the same thing. They are iconic. What I'm saying is calling Trump "Drumpf" as if it BTFO him. It's not even mildly insulting yet they act like it is a sick burn dude.
>>76696668
Dose /pol/ have a server for Zombie games?
> It probably should.
>>76696668
Rolllllll
>>76696668
Relleling
>>76696668
What the hell
>>76696668
here we go
>>76704265
Maga hats are Trump mechandise. Drumpf hats are.... what, #NEVERTRUMP merchandise?
I don't think its a good comparison. Its basically wearing knock-off versions of sports team jerseys except the names are slightly wrong \on purpose\ for some pseudo ironic put down.
>>76696668
rollerino
>>76696668
Trumptastic
>>76704422
>wearing a meme on your head is iconic
Based on that flag and that thinking, I can assume you're a 6 year old taking a break from making those hats at the factory you work in.
>>76696668
ajdajkolnfjklafnO
SODA
>>76696668
I'd like a M870/Dream Mate combo to go, please
>>76704882
Keep wearing your gay little Drumpf hats, they are hilarious.
Trump makes his hats in the USA btw, in case the shilling academy didn't teach that to you in the first place.
>>76695573
Looks like I'm #Arson4Carson now
Trump: wall, gonna be great, etc, etc, im the best at x, its gonna be the biggest x, im gonna be the x president
Hillary: Trumps a racist
Enter stage: Lanky white naked man
Gary Johnson: this was a dare and im officially dropping out im now #mentallyhill
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5FwsIkJCXU
>Trump enters stage from the right
>"Trumpenstaffel, Goldshirts heil!"
>"Heil!" echoes back from both the audience as well as from behind the stage
>that flute(?) melody from TGSNT starts playing
>"The time has now come. You know, I've been, I've been saying this a lot lately, the time... the time has come. America has now awakened. Wonderful people in this movement. Wonderful!"
>>76705671
1:30 and on, it's glorious.
>>76695573
Kekekekek - good one fellow britanon
>>76705822
"Die große Zeit ist jetzt im Gange, Amerika ist nun erwacht, mein lieber Volksgenossen "
>>76695798
SAVAGE
A
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A
G
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>>76705822
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>>76706311
>>76706677
that quad-dubs
>>76706711
make that quint-dubs
>>76695546
Fbi detected
>>76696668
Big cock
>>76695573
i m a cilntorus now
>>76706711
fat desu senpai
>>76695573
Wow i never thought about it that way...
We are all #pelicansForMexicans now
>>76695573
>britistan
I just hope Hugh Humphreys gets on the panel again so Trump can BTFO him on tv again. That shit was awesome
What if all the sudden Trump goes 90s Trump and does a complete 180 in terms of style?
>>76699281
nice roblox face image
>>76696668
rol<nd
>>76696668
I am now #LibertarianSontarian
>>76696668
rawlin
>>76696668
rollies
>>76696668
Roll
MAGA
>>76696668
test
>>76695573
BOOM, BABY
>>76696668
Giv
>>76696668
Oh myyyy
>>76696668
hailtrump
>>76708515
If it wasn't for the shit tier intelligent zombies, I'd be alive. FUCK YOU CANADA!
>>76696668
rolling herpderp
>>76697694
>implying Clinton will even grow the balls to get on the same stage as the God Emperor
>>76704265
>>76696668
Rolling, zombies=leftists
>>76696668
cool
>>76695305
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>>76696668
poлл
>>76696668
R O L L
>>76695573
wtf i hate trump now
i am now a #cruzmissile
>>76695598
>>76695546
In her email it mentions destabilizing those middle eastern countries. In Arab Spring 3 countries revolted they social media. Even in places with 20% Internet. Seems like Hillary approved a psyop that destabilized the region and that's why she deleted the evidence [emails].
>>76696668
o shit waddup
roll
>>76709573
yeah fucking egyptians cant read
>>76709698
Lol Libya had 20% internet access when Arab Spring happened. Then Hillary brags of overthrowing the place
>we came
>we saw
>he died
Only makes sense she's the cause of the whole spring. Especially since they have connections to google.
>>76696668
asdf
>>76696668
Looks interesting
>>76696668
praise cucks
>>76695573
well fuck guess i'm a #NixonKnight now
>>76696668
thread ruined
>>76696668
gimme gimme
>>76696668
>Error: Our system thinks your post is spam. Please reformat and try again.
>>76695573
wow appreciated. now im a #OreoForChristie
>>76698663
Hillary is absolutely terrible at coming up with counter strategies to anything as evidenced by her entire campaign. All she talks about is Trump, even her donation page or something like that was talking about Trump and her genius slogans have shit like "love" and "Trump" together. Not to mention the """nicknames""" she and her paid shills come up with all backfire because they are so fucking clueless about everything.
If she even agrees to debate Trump instead of running away she'll have her team come up with some "strategies" to beat Trump and she'll look very smug and confident and then Trump will absolutely blow her the fuck out and they still won't understand what they did wrong. Hillary's campaign is so goddamn terrible that I honestly believe the anon who said that a lot of them hate her and intentionally give her bad advice.
>>76695573
This really opened my eyes,
I'm now #MichelleObama4prez
>>76695573
I now #lubeforrubio
>>76714407
>she'll look very smug and confident and then Trump will absolutely blow her the fuck out and they still won't understand what they did wrong.
JEB ALL OVER AGAIN
AWWOOOOOOOOOO
>>76695573
a fucking candy wrapper
>>76695573
delete your post
>>76695573
That's it, I am now a #cruzlim
>>76695305
I don't understand why Trump allows himself to be set up in these environments with biased, hostile "Moderators".
"Trump, how many times do you beat your wife every day?"
>>76698786
kek
I'm sure she's going to be calm and smug during the debates.
The witch has a high IQ and it's quite easy to predict what Donald is going to say since he focuses more on personal qualities of other candidates rather than issues.
If she outplays him at his own game she's got the presidency in a bag.
>Trump
C-c-crooked H-hillary is b-bad
>Hillary
D-donald is th-thin skinned
Gary
Heh, I'll take those votes now.
Gary Johnson wins 538-0-0
>>76695305
I'M A BIG STUPID ORANGE FAGGOT WHO DOESN'T HAVE ANY REAL POLICIES OR POSITIONS
I'M AN EMPTY SUIT WHO JUST SPENDS THE WHOLE DEBATE CALLING PEOPLE MIDDLE SCHOOL LEVEL INSULTS
>>76717489
Don't know about this.
Since her stroke, she has been prone to outbursts and uncontrollable at time. Supposedly, she is heavily medicaed right now.
>>76695305
Trump is going to drop out I gurantee it, he doesn't want to be President, he enjoys running for President and the publicisty it's getting him and his brand.
He would hate being president with all the bullshit that comes along with it. He's going to fine a way to duck out, I'm sure of it.
>>76719195
>. He's going to fine a way to duck out, I'm sure of it.
20 bucks on it being some "personal family matter" reason.
>>76719130
She was prone to violent outbursts far before the stroke. But now she is far worse. All trump has to do is trigger her and she will implode.
There wont be any debates.
They'll feign some medical issue that prevents her from attending them, something severe enough to limit her ability to do the debates, but not severe enough to warrant calling for her to drop out of the race.
It will be a total media blackout on her. No questions, no answers, just vote for her already you fucking sheep.
>>76698786
>Of course
>Aviano Air Base refused our offer in favor of two Navy SEALs.
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>>76708420
someone post a screen cap already
>>76695573
Wtf i hate drumpf now!!!11
Guess I'm a #shillforhill now
