>/pol/ is constantly waiting for the happening.
>simultaneously becomes aware of meme magic
>meme magic is starting tear through the imiteriam and destroying out world
>/pol/ worked so hard to find the happening that we caused it to happen
>we were the Jews all along.
>We played out seleves without even knowing it
Oh God. How do we go back. Why didn't we listen.
>>76694677
As above, so below
Kek wills it
Why contain it? Let it spill into the streets.
>>76694677
OP, that is ridiculous! If meme magic WERE real, don't you think the world would have ended by now? Stop trying to ruin everyone else's fun. Let them attempt to "conjure" something up with their "magic." Nothing will happen. Trust me
>>76694677
What a glorious time to be alive
I will tell my children the power of one shitposter
>>76694677
THIS MAKES NO SENSE
IF KEK IS A CHAOS GOD AND TRUMP IS THE GOD EMPEROR, WHY THE FUCK WOULD KEK WANT TRUMP TO ASCEND?
>>76695263
liBeral TEARS.
>>76695156
>Implying meme magic isn't real
DIE HERETIC
>Kek might become the first Chaos God in our lifetime
>>76695263
Chaos is chaos. It needs conflict and the only way to ensure that is to get a worthy opponent. Same reason the Joker doesn't kill Batman in The Dark Knight, he's just too much fun.
>>76694677
>yfw you realize that meme magic is actually PSYCHIC energy originating from the warp
>you are a follower of the Dark Gods
>>76695669
>you are a follower of the Dark Gods
W-what?
N-no, I'm a l-loyal servant of the Emperor, i always have been.
H-haven't I?
Thou shalt have no other gods before me.
Kek is the God of Unbelief
https://youtu.be/u1w4IxCXIxU
BEHOLD THE EMERALD TABLET
Lord kek destroyed Sanders. Checkem
>>76694677
LOoks like I found a topic 4 chan does not like.
Us doing a citizens arrest on Hillary. for treason.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbh85GMbEss
>>76696967
Which Chaos God do you serve Wayne?
>>76695669
Meme science
>>76694677
>imiteriam
Nigger.
The North Pole no longer exists. I am serious. There was a continent beneath the ice. But there is no continent anymore. Just ice. Sometimes.
https://www.google.hr/maps/@73.3351967,55.2766729,3z
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arctic#/media/File:Arctica_surface.jpg
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arctic#/media/File:Artic_countries.png
Laugh and shitpost all you want, but this was not so. There was a landmass beneath the ice and the landmass no longer exists. We have switched timelines again. I would testify in any court, to any man, to God Himself that every memory, fact and knowledge about the north pole that I have is about there being actual land underneath the permafrost.
Reality is ever-changing fiction. This is... beyond emotion and beyond comprehension.
>>76698121
Wait like hollow earth theory or like magnetic north is gone?
Real talk: Meme Magic worst part of /pol/. It degrades half of the posts here into /b/-tier get threads.
>>76694677
>How do we go back.
We don't :^)
>>76696967
oh please
kek isn't real
if he was he'd bless me
>>76698296
Honestly, i like it
mainly because it's something new, and i want to see just how far this joke can go, and what kind of barriers it will break
>>76698202
>hollow earth
No man, I'm saying that there was a continent underneath the ice. But aparently this was never true - it's just ice. And that goes against everything I remember about the North Pole.
>>76698296
You mean best part
>>76698414
Only the south pole has land.
You wanna know something disturbing?..
That ancient temple dedicated to Kek that was destroyed by the muslims..then later lightning struck a mosque...
What if that was the turning point when Kek interfered in mortal affairs? Did he just give us an ultimatum?
My theory is this:
>Clinton got the required amount of democratic votes on 6/6/16, no, i'm not kidding, that was seriously the date
>Kek has been watching us this entire time, he is observing the Muslims taking over the EU, the events of Brexit, and the change in power in the U.S.
>Kek is lining everything up for an ultimatum
>Kek knew the world was going to end, and this timeline would cease to exist
>But they pushed him too far.
>They desecrated his temple
>So he gave us a choice
>KEK SPLIT THE TIMELINE IN HALF, ERASING JEB BUSH'S PRESIDENCY TIMELINE
>KEK GIVES TRUMP THE POWER OF A DEMI-GOD, IN THE EQUIVALENCY OF ZEUS AND HERCULES
>EVERYDAY WE GET CLOSER TO NOVEMBER THE QUANTUM STRINGS THAT HOLD EVERYTHING TOGETHER ARE UNRAVELING IN PREPERATION FOR THE ULTIMATUM DAY
>CLINTON WINS AND WE ENTER THE CHAOS TIMELINE
>TRUMP WINS AND WE ENTER THE NEW DAWN
>>76698386
holy shit guys...
right after I posted that lightning struck outside and i heard loud thunder
>>76698414
The North pole is just frozen ice attached to Greenland
>>76698519
In your reality that may have been the truth.
>>76698296
This is place just became r/memes after gamergate , don't bother trying to criticize it the mentally ill neets and children that post here don't care
>>76698795
>mentally ill neets and children
So nothings changed?
Meanwhile /x/ still can't get their shit fix.
>>76698795
>a fucking psychonormative ausnigger
>>76698795
you really think i dont care about the future of white children ?
>viciously chugs maple syrup and praises Kek.
oy vey
>>76699031
what is it goyim? something clogged up your noggin again?
>>76694677
Wow really makes you think...
>>76694677
>discover meme magic
>not making Ron Paul president
Waste of knowledge
>So he carried me away in the spirit into the wilderness: and I saw a woman sit upon a scarlet coloured beast, full of names of blasphemy, having seven heads and ten horns.
>And the woman was arrayed in purple and scarlet colour, and decked with gold and precious stones and pearls, having a golden cup in her hand full of abominations and filthiness of her fornication:
>And upon her forehead was a name written, MYSTERY, BABYLON THE GREAT, THE MOTHER OF HARLOTS AND ABOMINATIONS OF THE EARTH.
>And here is the mind which hath wisdom. The seven heads are seven mountains, on which the woman sitteth. [King James Version; the New International Version Bible and the New American Bible use "hills" instead of "mountains"].
HILLary Clinton
Both words have 7 letters. I'm pretty sure that her two middle names Diane and Rodham also mean something, and possibly the surname Clinton as well.
>>76695179
>having children
>>76699238
this guy tho
>>76698603
Kek is the god of chaos and new beginnings. It is a dual nature. Trump wins and we enter the new dawn, which is the chaos timeline. The firmament connecting this world to the void will be torn and it will usher in the end of the world.
Trump must win so it can end. We must use meme magic to get him elected, so the world can be destroyed and replaced.
>>76695528
>>76695669
There's a valid question to be had here.
Would you serve a god of chaos, if they started to manifest irl? I don't think there's any great old ones that existed that corrupted our psychic energy, or psychic physics works different in real life than in 40k.
Would you give your soul to meme harder and better than any mortal?
>>76699238
This. We deserve chaos...
>>76695528
>>76695669
>that you must serve kek to help the one true emperor end degeneracy one and for all...
So be it, "For the EmperorF
>>76695156
meme magic is real
trump winning is proof
>>76695263
Kek derives order from chaos. Kek is the primordial darkness right before the light of the universe shone.
>>76698668
YOU TAUNTED THEREVIVED CHAOS GOD WHAT DID YOU EXPECT
>>76699419
>Kek seaks to destroy the other chaos gods
KEK IS MALAL CONFIRMED!!!
4th degree warp fuckery!
I'm Christian through and through. "Thou shalt have no other gods before me"
>>76699582
We served him in our ignorance. This is why we need to go on a crusade for our redemption
>>76698603
that was based Mr Baal, heretic
>It was /pol/ who gave the Jews their power the whole time
waht a twist
>neo pol cancer
those guys that play video game with donald trump as their name and play moonman music and spout memes and praise kek but have no actual political understanding besides alt right buzzwords they learned from youtube celebrities
>>76694677
Exactly what a jew would say
Meme magic is a dangerous thing... they who misuse it will only find greed and power in it.
those who use it correctly will be protectors of peace and enlightenment
>>76699344
Yes
>>76694677
Were we the jews all along?
Were we really?
>>76699341
"Pruzah. As good a reason as any. There are many who feel as you do, although not all. Some would say that all things must end, so that the next can come to pass. Perhaps this world is simply the Egg of the next kalpa? Lein vokiin? Would you stop the next world from being born?"
>>76699344
Chaos was the best thing to ever happen to the Imperium of Man. It is the antithesis to the Imperium's thesis. It is the driving force. A leader cannot lead without a destination, and nobody can be united without a force holding them together. Chaos is that force.
>>76699582
Does god disapprove of memes?
>>76699770
What are you gonna do. Kids are kids and we had a gigantic influx of people in the last year. our Village became a city.
/pol/ is still /pol/
>>76699770
and do enlighten me as to what "old-/pol/" was like?
I've been here since the days of /new/ and it was always shitposting and memes.
>Oh remember those days when /new/ was a hub of enlightened discussion from the Political Scientists of our age? Where new and complex systems were thought up on the fly and discussion was fervant yet respectful?
t.no one.
>>76695263
The god emperor got his powers from chaos
>>76700024
I remember back in the day it was not really that different just less cuck threads and different presidential candidates
>>76700182
>>76698386
Do not test Kek!
>>76695345
Doomsday has been the biggest meme for about 10k years of human existence, serious.
If meme magic willed shit into existence, we wouldn't be here to argue about it.
>>76699770
Meme magic is real and is a very powerful force. It is the collective psychic force tearing holes in reality that is permeated by chaos, changing reality. The ripples are the only way to notice it.
If you can see the ripples of these changes, you will come to understand what we know. Some are just joking around, but they are useful. In their conscious compliance with our memetic phenomena, they forge in their psyche subconscious patterns, to be used by those of us who know.
>>76700230
Exactly. Honestly I think /pol/ has become less full-retard Nazi mode since /new/. In the days of /new/ I remember there being more people who were genuine Nazi.
That guy has probably been here for a couple of years and going through the "Chan midlife crisis" where he no longer enjoys browsing the boards as much and just assumes that the site has changed, when in fact it is him.
Been here for eight years nearly and always see people harping for the "glory days" from two years ago. But I've been here long enough to know this site hasn't changed at all over that period of time.
In another two years there will be people talking about how amazing /pol/ was during 2016 with all the Trumposting and Kek memery.
>>76699238
is it because she looks like Nicolas Cage
>>76700270
Read a book nigga
>>76700479
I have been on 4chan since 2006 and its pretty much that
even then people were talking about how it was better before even tho it was out for like 3 years
>>76700479
/b/ was actually better.
Peaked in 07
>>76700671
True, same for /v/. /v/ peaked around late 2009/2010.
I came in 2008 and never really went to /b/ that much though, but even since 08 that board has degenerated into just nothing. It used to be a shit board that was a shadow of its former self, but now it's just porn, no soul whatsoever.
To be honest I think we are currently around the peak of /pol/. There's been a lot of interesting and meme worthy shit going on in the world recently.
>>76700479
I've been here since /n/ and 4chan in general 9 years
>>76695156
meme magic is the beginning of the end of every civilization
>>76700671
yea /b/ is kind of bad now because its only the same threads mostly every time but sometimes there are really good threads
>>76701020
Then why are you such a faggot?
>>76694677
And this is the moment you realize Trump was a Daemon Prince (probably of Tzeentch) all along
>2016
>not trusting in Kek
Heretics!
>>76699344
Every day I try to redpill people and babptize them in the kek. Meme magic is our lord and savior, and it shall lead us into chaos and ruin first. It is the kekleansing.
>>76699344
>would you give your soul to meme harder and better than any mortal
already have, praise kek
>>76700014
god disapproves of pr*testants anyway.
The stifling inertia of our reality begs to be absolved of its mediocrity. System failure is the new communion. Peak novelty will pave the way. A cacophony of dank memes, obliterating all preconceptions.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5N-FqHvr7OY
>>76699831
DEUS KEK
PRAISE KEK BUMP
awesome new memes in this thread guys. Thanks.
Ground shakes, tide ebbs
Can you hear His footsteps?
Ancient God awakes from sleep
Kek has come your souls to reap!
Those who serve him will be saved
Rest will die or be enslaved!
He is the ender and the redeemer
Will you be His victim or a faithful memer?
Enter now the End Times
As you read these bad rhymes
Bow your head and crane your neck
Meme with me and
PRAISE KEK
R
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E
K
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K
>>76700479
You mean that time that /pol/ memed the Light Bringer into reality who then willed the election of Emperor Donald Trump ? Yeah that was pretty fucking boss - Emporer Donald Trump III
Praise KEK
Praise Kek!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ik4PyoXQmP0
>reaction images being posted on a bulgarian radish harvesting forum somehow changing the world
>MFW
1:Praise KEK
2:Convert non-believers
3: KEK Demands Sacrifice
4: Speak of KEK
>>76699419
>that you must serve kek to help the one true emperor end degeneracy one and for all...
/pol/ is now Sabbatean Frankists
top fucking kek
>>76695263
When the world is kept orderly by evil, wouldn't the most chaotic thing possible be for someone truly good to rise to power?
Think of Chaos God in terms of entropic force, not doom and devistation.
>>76694677
hey you fucks where the ones calling me the Crazy one and now I have to keep cleaning up your messes.
D'aRKHiYMoN B'K,uL
>>76707497
Yep, that's how it works. Difference in numbers.
Isaiah 53New International Version (NIV)
53 Who has believed our message
and to whom has the arm of the Lord been revealed?
2
He grew up before him like a tender shoot,
and like a root out of dry ground.
He had no beauty or majesty to attract us to him,
nothing in his appearance that we should desire him.
3
He was despised and rejected by mankind,
a man of suffering, and familiar with pain.
Like one from whom people hide their faces
he was despised, and we held him in low esteem.
Surely he took up our pain
and bore our suffering,
yet we considered him punished by God,
stricken by him, and afflicted.
5
But he was pierced for our transgressions,
he was crushed for our iniquities;
the punishment that brought us peace was on him,
and by his wounds we are healed.
6
We all, like sheep, have gone astray,
each of us has turned to our own way;
and the Lord has laid on him
the iniquity of us all.
>mfw the day comes that the media says pepe was high jacked again and turned into an idol of a White Supremacist God
TOPKEK
He was oppressed and afflicted,
yet he did not open his mouth;
he was led like a lamb to the slaughter,
and as a sheep before its shearers is silent,
so he did not open his mouth.
8
By oppression[a] and judgment he was taken away.
Yet who of his generation protested?
For he was cut off from the land of the living;
for the transgression of my people he was punished.[b]
9
He was assigned a grave with the wicked,
and with the rich in his death,
though he had done no violence,
nor was any deceit in his mouth.
>>76694677
We have no idea the powers we are dealing with here.
>>76713535
You mean like they did to Jesus?
Yet it was the Lord’s will to crush him and cause him to suffer,
and though the Lord makes[c] his life an offering for sin,
he will see his offspring and prolong his days,
and the will of the Lord will prosper in his hand.
11
After he has suffered,
he will see the light of life[d] and be satisfied[e];
by his knowledge[f] my righteous servant will justify many,
and he will bear their iniquities.
12
Therefore I will give him a portion among the great,[g]
and he will divide the spoils with the strong,[h]
because he poured out his life unto death,
and was numbered with the transgressors.
For he bore the sin of many,
and made intercession for the transgressors.
>>76713675
yeah you guys really don't know what your playing with I have to keep unclasping your grabbing hands off shit.
please start Crusades 2.0 for me to watch.
>>76713679
Yes exactly like they done to [quote]Jesus[quote]
But this time, we all know magic.
MUHAHAHAHAHA AHHH HAHAHAHAHAHA!
>>76714046
Mathew 10: 34
Do not assume that I have come to bring peace to the earth; I have not come to bring peace, but a sword.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Renaissance_magic
https://youtu.be/H9DUAZmccyA
>>76696967
Go consume a satchel of phalluses, Wayne :-)
t. Safewaye Employee of the Monthe
>>76714533
KEK DEFINETLY VULT
>>76714888
https://youtu.be/Dlr90NLDp-0
>>76699714
Baal Hadad IS Kek
Get your facts straight
>>76698121
>>76698414
this.
i noticed a while ago, that suddenly the northpole is gone, on every worldmap and on every globe. i remember there was a fucking big icy landmass on top of every worldmap...now its gone... anyone else remembers this??
(and don't say its because of global warming)
>>76712371
>underrated post
>>76694677
Meme the planet gone
>>76715847
Baal Hadad is Set
Kek is Heqet Wife of Khnum
I think you should get your facts straight instead.
>They are different beings.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hadad
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Set_%28deity%29
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isis
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heqet
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khnum
>>76694677
two days ago kek revealed himsels as Allah.
Just for your information that makes you a muslim hybrid you heretic fucks.
>>76716457
im not Semitic/ hebrew so I can't be a Muslim..
>>76716560
>I also don't hold the ideals that snare other "westerners".
>>76716323
Damn right, back to reading
PRAISE HIM
>>76699238
We didn't know of it then.
If there was a proper Happening, there wouldn't be any /pol/ left to gloat on.
>>76694677
There is no going back.
We have pulled at the threads for far too long.
Now Kek is unboarded, free to roam our plane of existence.
KEKS FOR THE KEK THRONE.
