Name one thing with my country
why was he talking to the Lorde?
>>76669047
Sheep rape
only negative thing about ur land I've heard is that you guys are fond of fucking sheep
>>76669047
what the fuck are you on about Hepe
>>76669047
Maori filth.
>>76669047
wtf is that id
>le sheep fucking maymay is real
Common core education
>>76669201
His pronoun.
Your meat comes in tubes in the grocery store.
>>76669047
Stupid ass island with like no white people
The only country with an Aussie accent that isn't Australia.
For a place called New Zealand you really lack zeal.
>>76669047
Where is the first Zealand?
>>76669249
I have fucked a sheep in new Zealand. It isn't a meme
>>76669333
dafuq im white
The Uruk-hai
Sheepfucking
lorde
>>76669047
Your English
>>76669406
i ate a hamburger in Amerifat land not a meme
>>76669047
Its inhabitants are Canadian-tier shitposters and have an inferiority complex with Australia.
oh, and path of exile
Path of Exile developers
>>76669047
Didn't you kiwis elect a Jew?
>>76669047
Second best gun laws in the Anglosphere and slightly less subhuman natives than abos. Oddly cucked knife laws that gave a pretty neat knife.
7/10 stop fucking sheep and it'll be 8/10
Best thing about this place is I live here.
Also mountains and shit. Tomorrow gonna go skiing.
t. Meant to be packing for trip away but am on 4chan for some reason.
>>76669589
DROP BEARS IN-GAME
>>76669590
Fuk off sieg heil
im a kiwi in bongistan. where did it all go wrong?
>>76669047
Binge drinking youth degeneracy
What do you guys think of Americans?
Would I fit in if my wife and I decide to move there?
HA jokes on you all i am not even from new zealand you faggots (i live there so no vpn you cucks)
>>76669389
We were named Nieuw Zealand by Dutchman Abel Tasman. The names stuck. I think its breddy cool desu
>>76669047
they got cucked by a ball
>>76669590
Yes, and he is a kike bastard.
Somehow the possibly dyke woman we had before him was better even though her party was the most bleeding heart liberals in our country. It makes no sense.
>>76669556
Always one butt hurt American that got put on blast by the red stars.
Protip; Only the Aussies can best us.
>>76669590
we did
>>76669616
skiing in NZ is absolute shit. Queenstown and Wanaka have the worst snow i've ever skied in my life. Its like the entire year is spring skiing. morning? hard pack. afternoon? slush. NZ has 0 powder days.
>>76669389
Was it maybe Sea-Land? And after the Brits shipped off all of their undesirables to Australia, New Zealand was inhabited by some of them. And because of their proximity to the shit posters of Australia, they are just Shitposting the country's name?
>>76669389
>>76669334
it's closer to south african
>>76669047
Globalist elites buying up redoubts in case they lose the thread.
That's a major opportunity for you to help us.
>>76669895
skiing is not a sport. its fag sledding.
>>76669782
>cricket
>ever mattering to anyone but poo in loos
>>76669249
You have more sheep than people, it's not an internet meme it's a fact. You are also part Aussie, a people world renowned for drinking and not giving a fuck. Put those two things together and it is a logical conclusion that New Zealanders fuck sheep.
>>76669946
Kids in Africa could've eaten this island
>>76669970
>UK
opinion on skiing discarded. only canadians, french, swiss, italians, kiwis, germans and austrains can comment on this god tier sport. just stick to playing football poorly and letting muslims run your country fagboi.
>>76669047
I love your tolerance.
full of hobbits and chinamen
>>76670016
We have more Asians than people it doesn't mean we fuck them while drunk.
>>76669047
Flight of the conchords
>>76670261
Bullshit, I'd wager you do.
>>76669389
>>76669774
Actually Abel Tasman called us Staten Landt (thinking we were part of South America). A little while later the Dutch figured out their mistake and named it Nova Zeelandia, after the Provence of Zeeland in the Netherlands.
>>76670148
burgers can reply too, i guess you guys are good at skiing in colorado and norcal.
>>76670148
im a kiwi trapped in this shithole. i have no choice. rugby is the only true sport you cold asshole
>>76669047
you're all bunch of aussies
>>76669047
the clean
>>76670009
if you're ever at a bar with kiwis mention 'the underarm incident' and see how much it matters
>>76670335
Hmm you would win that wager to be honest.
Fine we fuck a sheep but only when spirits are involved.
>>76669750
Bleeding heart liberals in Auckland and Wellington. Otherwise a combination of American and British cultures.
>>76670186
>Ireland
>Sweden
Based.
What the fuck is with Yemen being so blue? I don't trust any of that shit in the middle east being blue in the slightest. Or Africa.
>>76669047
4 million people surrounded by an ocean
Enjoy your genetic diseases
>>76670376
rugby is based, i used to go to Chiefs games when i lived in NZ. it is a good spectator sport, but it isn't skiing. I would rather rip down a mountain on a powder day than have my ears ripped on by some fat maori who looks like a fridge.
based Shire
>>76670575
>surrounded by rampaging kebab
Enjoy your cultural disease
>>76670470
I go drinking to have a good time, why would I bring up sportball?
>>76669774
Zeeland* but i agree.
>>76669047
poo in the loo's
yellow fever
>>76669047
suppressors, green grass, probably goats and boats
>>76670621
i cant disagree with that really. fat maoris are dangerous after all.
>>76670695
92% white, unlike your 69%
>>76669047
You are slowly selling it to foreigners for no good reason, you have been running current account deficits with trade surpluses for ages.
how many points does wales lose by this weekend lads? this is /sp now
>>76670849
Not after Merkel's done with you.
>>76669047
You used to have lots of birds
>>76670478
You guys are still alright in my book.
>>76670900
62% pls go
Your women are massive whores even by American standards, and I love it.
>>76669047
Is your country also progressive like western Europe?
>The Lord of the Rings.
>Lorde
You guys need to produce one more thing with "Lord" in it to complete the Lord Trilogy.
We are the self loathing emo cousin of the bronzed more popular Australia.
But we have this crazy ability to play the guitar and everyone loves to watch us play even though the sheer fact people are watching us makes us physically sick.
We are all secretly miserable but craving validation and acceptance in our increasing realm of obscurity.
We are absolutely not important. This thread shouldn't exist
>>76669047
you cant pronounce any other vowel except I
And also
>Name one thing with my country
Makes absolutely no sense.
>>76671084
Mfw Jesus Christ is a New Zealander.
>>76671057
More so. It's Anglosphere retarded tier, muh rape culture, muh feminism, muh colonialism on top of the muh 6 gorillion
>>76669047
your rugby makes you a 10/10 nation
>>76669047
That neat looking theater in Sydney.
>>76671253
Calm down Himmler
>>76669690
I'm a bong in kiwistan
>>76671003
Why would I want to go? 87% white community and niggers (both sand and african) are beaten down instead of given awards for diversity and I can legally gun down anyone that decides to try something on the street or at home.
Meanwhile you are importing migrants to make the same mistake we did and are tightening control of criticism against the islamic menace.
>>76671328
Wait, that's Australia.
Oh I know, Kangaroos! Those are pretty cool.
Shit, still Australia.
>>76670893
They'll give it a fair crack Gatland always gets the boys up for NZ
>>76671057
Its a grey area. We are still very colonial Britain feeling. The last bastion of the British empire that hasn't been rotted by the plague of the subhuman.
Our only problem is lending to much of a hand to our coconut disabled kids (The Pacific Islands) Other than that our immigration laws are pretty good for all the Chinese and PooinLoos That want to move here.
Anything Arab or African segregate themselves into suburbs and we never really see them unless having to visit said area. We need Indians to run the corner stores and the Chinks to cook our Fish and Chips so they are more of a product than people here.
>>76671253
what about multiculturalism?
from a polish perspective their geographic location seems to me like heaven
would be pretty fucking hilarious if they destroyed their country with muliculturalism despite its remote location
>>76671319
Based Belgium bro likes Rugby?
I lap that shit up. Watched your national team once you got good stock over there.
>>76669047
Flight of the Conchords.
Pretty funny show desu.
Also, DAN CARTAH!
>>76669047
A website about being butthurt when someone forgets to include you on the world map:
http://worldmapswithout.nz/
>>76671685
All Western countries are deeply infected with multiculturalism fampai. Currently, only 69% of the 4.5 million kiwis are white.
>>76670849
>69% white
yeah in 2039 lmao
>>76671685
No my plumber friend. We do NOT promote multi cultural-ism like they do up there the Anglo-Kiwi/Aussie is a vassal of the old British Empire and the world knows the importance of keeping it safe. Thats why we are locked down here only talking to the rest of the world through tubes and telephones.
New Zealand has its rightful place upon the throne at the end of time. We are Britain incognito
>>76669047
Sheepfucking
>>76672028
No, right now. Look it up, my differently gifted friend.
>>76670893
>>76671573
>Rubgy > NFL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsXTa7UCGlk
>>76672061
Lies. You're swarming with SEA and poo in loo.
>>76669047
>Name one thing with my country
the New zealanders
>>76672162
Euros can dual visa sorry to burst your bubble.
>>76672061
you have more chinamen than us
>>76671947
Alot of them fuck off to Australia to try and find work in their collapsing star of a country only to end up worse than they left off.
Pacific islanders (which out of all the apes is probably the most gentle ape) tend to flock around Auckland.
Those stats aren't surprising whatsoever infact its higher than i thought but its besides the point.
As long as we exist we are righteous
>>76672130
Is pretty dope actually.
>>76671947
And? White people originate from the other side of the world. We're a pacific Island we're not obligated to have more than 95% of our population as White.
>>76672394
Get back to me when you're at 95%.
>>76672485
Get back to us when you elect a right wing government.
feels good having another Half million Europeans living here on Dual Visa it will see us through your collapse without much trouble.
>>76672485
If we were European then yes that would be the necessary to call ourselves white.
>>76670893
they basically picked a world cup tier team so probably 20 points
>>76672659
Is your government right-wing?
>>76672279
Like i said they are just product. They actually add to our GDP.
With them there are two sides to the spectrum. You are a Rich foreigner or you are a broke foreigner. Either type has differing values and unique bonuses with SHIT tonnes of DLC
We dont need percentages to work in our favor numbers at this point in our evolution are meaningless. As i have said countless times now.
We are the bearers of the Anglo Torch of enlightenment and the scramble for China begins soon. Thankgod we will be first to the trough
>>76672394
You at least obligated to remain mostly Anglo as people who have founded your nation. Kick out Indians, chinks and Polynesians and live in Brit+Maori paradise.
>>76672735
700 refugees a year so you tell me.
>>76672735
Are you an empire anymore Josef?
>>76672748
> muh immigration makes my country rich
Lesser Australia actually believes it
>>76669797
>It makes no sense.
Your country becoming super liberal makes perfect sense, don't you see that? You guys live tucked off in your little corner of the world, safe from immigrants, invasion, war, all of these problems are null and void due to massive stretches of ocean and your good protective relationship with Australia.
Safety creates comfort.
Comfort creates weakness.
Weakness = Liberalism.
>>76672748
Fuck off Chink lover.
>>76672830
I agree with the Poly part they are scourge. But The Chinese and Indians are our Mexicans we need someone to keep our great and godly boot on so they can polish that shit clean
>>76672830
Fair enough, we are under a Jew at the minute so we're working on fixing that next election.
>>76671159
Be fair. NZ is a frontier nation with limited wealth. They took the entirely rational decision to limit national spending on vowels from 5 to 1. Makes sound economic sense when you think about it.
>>76672874
How about 0?
>>76672830
most of our immigrants are the hard working small business types
i've worked with a lot of them and the only one who was aggressively stupid was a fob malaysian
>>76672929
I meant that the liberal government has more balls than the right wing one.
>>76673009
Vote in Winston Peters. God-like PM he would be.
>>76669047
Sheep....
>>76669047
You arrested Kim Dotcom like the American asslickers you are.
>>76672929
Japan could have railed us in WW2 but we weren't worth the hassle.
Supposedly though your military HIGHLY rates the ability of our SAS and actively calls for it in alot of situations. Pretty sure anyways.
>>76673146
You still eat it afterwards.
>>76673099
>>76672989
Nobody says they are all bad people. They have to go back. Only rightful inhabitants of New Zealand are those of British, Maori and Afrikaaner descent.
>>76672874
My sides are in orbit
>>76669047
maori mixracers
>>76669047
Trout
>>76673046
>Never had to pronounce Whangamomona.
Mate, you even trying?
>>76673239
Afrikaaners can fuck off desu.
>>76669047
hobbits
It's like Scotland but further
>>76673354
Nah, fuck off. South African chicks are top tier desu.
>>76669047
Ulcerate dude, sick tech death band from NZ.
>>76673242
>Immigration = Refugees
>my sides
maybe your brain is in orbit
>>76673215
That's pretty cool. Still, I wish you guys would cover your own asses and purchase at least one squadron of fighter aircraft.
I'd imagine that the largest threat in your part of the world is or will be at some point, China.
>>76669047
I'll resist the urge to criticise your lack of adjectives, and instead focus on the positive.
Some time ago, I was investigating the possibility of setting up a legal still, and found it's prohibitively difficult (or at least expensive) in almost every westernised country; except NZ. This is probably my favourite national legal loophole (although Iceland's alcohol laws are a very close second).
>>76669047
you have tasty fruits desu
your cherimoya are great
>>76673466
There's 0 difference there m8. Except a slim chance that a refugee might get rejected and deported.
>>76669047
i heard rumors that NZ has better gun laws than 'stralia
>>76673479
it would get literally zero use
we're too isolated and unimportant
we actually sold off some of our navy ships because they were underused
>>76673009
You voting Winny?
>>76672951
Would you call a slave owner a nigger lover you fucking moron read between the lines. Job seekers or sickness you fucking degenerate?
>>76672917
I dont expect someone from such a ill fated and crumbled empire such as your to understand the finer points of Chinese family trading. Go make your sausages or whatever the fuck it is you have left milk boy.
>>76673170
We were totally going to let him off the hook though we even let him have a sniff at parliament. It was more America kicking our door down and forcing Don Key to give him up
>>76673479
China would never do that too us they would literally be burning their own cash, Real talk.
>>76673328
>Not living in Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukaka pikimaunga horonukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu and doing radio broadcasts for them
>>76673642
We have a chink problem because we use the Australian points based system. If you want to critique then that would be fair game.
Also.
>4% Islam as religion
wew lad
>>76673461
Jesus thats haunting. I knew a couple of guys from Ulcerate. Where and how the fuck did you find them over there?
Fush and chups.
>>76673642
refugees
>gibs me dat i want muh free money
>u racist white boy?
immigrants
>i need to work or im going to get kicked out or starve
>please dont fire me ill work an extra 10 hours a week if you dont
>>76673791
Stay buttblasted, sheepfucker.
>>76673791
You don't understand Chinese imperialism and loyalty do you? How about that you put your country and people before false song of economic growth.
>>76673848
> m-muh superior migrants
For everyone asking what their stance on multiculturalism is, here you go.
>>76669047
>Name one thing with my country
>>76673848
Right? Do you find as funny as i do that El Republico el Americanos and Austro-Hungarian cucks are trying to throw shit at OUR immigration issues?
Are you guys that insecure and beat now? You find the smallest target because its all you can justifiably take on?
>>76673461
that's not metal enough. you want real hardcore? listen to "weekend nachos". (Name has 0 meaning whatsoever)
>>76673919
Immigrants:
>My daddy who own textile factory in China send me 2,000 dorrar a month so I can keep house warm for him. After he retire he come rive with me.
FTFY
>>76673984
you land border faggots can worry about imperialism all you like
it doesnt concern us
![13267874_1759255617629670_1103414638734335087_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/SrxVdGg.jpg "13267874_1759255617629670_1103414638734335087_n[1].jpg")
>>76673461
>not listening to the latest album by the bonefide /sp/ celebrity
>>76673984
Pointless, most like I said, all of the Anglosphere is far deeped down the rabbit hole than the rest of the Western world.
They actually believe the 2 gigantic nations hungry for liveable space dumping their peasants on their land will make it great.
>>76669047
>maori's
>liberal govt
>mandatory immigration of pacific islanders every year that will in a decade overwhelm white population
>coverups of all archaeology sites that go against maori being natives
>sluttiest women on the planet
>chlamydia capital of the world
>auckland is india/china
South island is pretty great in all aspects outside of shit ass christchurch though.
1770 0% white
1870 25% white
1970 60% white
2016 69% white
2070 85% white?????
>>76674423
*much like
>>76674119
>what is Vancouver?
>what is California?
You do know that yellow peril is not a meme, right? Only yellow or a traitor would defend coloured migration.
>>76674112
When a man is drowning he will drag the nearest person down with him.
>>76669508
Well it's not
>>76673791
Yarp.
>>76674465
2015 was 74% white lad. It's in decline.
>>76674506
Europe is over 90% white and over 700 million large. We're not the ones drowning m8
>>76674487
you really think china are sending immigrants here in hopes of being able to annex us in the future?
kek
>>76673984
Okay i've been fucking around alot of this thread but please..PLEASE take us in Russia!
Fight us! Come on what are you fucking pussies? Come over here and plow us raw puppet us, rename us, call us silly names.
Its scary down here Englands ship has sunken and rotted Australia is drunk, broke and might be down stairs touching his daughter inappropriately again.
Every.single Fucking knock at the door is just WAVES and WAVES of Polys Chinks and Indians and they just walk RIGHT ON IN my house is a fucking mess now there is shit under my couch and i think i just found my cats collar in my egg fu yong.
We got unemployment problems through the roof yet i go past plantations and farms and i see a flock of rice SEA NIGGERS doing shit that EVERYONE FUCKING KNOWS the countless jobless uneducated Maoris could do.
Please save us. I trust in Putin and his direction you are our last hope Russia PLEASE
>>76673744
>underused
>Sold ships you were using
sweatingman.jpg
>>76669047
Sometimes I honestly forget New Zealand even exists. You're the definition of an irrelevant nation.
>>76674636
we have 1% muslims, enjoy Merkels wild ride Franz
>>76674667
Yes and no. Their embassies, financial institutions and agents work very-very closely.
>>76669047
>name one thing with my country
What did he mean by this?
>>76674427
Yeh the south island is /pol/ haven really. Like Russian levels of "where are the bleck fellahs"
>>76674774
> le Muslims are the only bad immigrants maymay
>>76674855
Give it 20 years and it'll be just the the North.
>>76674722
yet we are still more British than you will ever be Bongistan. Thanks for colonialism, shame you couldn't follow through.
>>76674810
This is something that happens naturally. Once a population replaces another, the old country is gone.
What are the birth rates for white kiwis I wonder?
>>76669047
Your cops are dumb enough to take a mans guns away because some liberal faggot complained about his youtube videos about WWII antiques.
"Black Sheep" is the best NZ zombie film.
First to grant universal suffrage to women.
>>76674950
No fucking way have you been down there? Its the sort of place you can imagine a Somalian walking down the road in backtown Balclutha and him having funny looks thrown his way. I refuse to believe they will let the team down and i sure hope to god you aren't turning into a fucking yellow belly on us when we need you most.
>>76675085
1.89 and climbing, send more immigrants or we will be 60% white by 2050 lmao
>>76675174
Wait what? Context? Cause the cops just shot a dude to death in Paeroa not 3 hours ago.
>>76669086
>Underrated post
>>76675289
And the North Island was like that once. The entirety of Europe was like that before WW1. You think that it's just going to stay like that because it's white now?
>>76669047
Lord of the Rings shot locations.
>>76675762
i sure hope so. Without that there is literally nothing stopping me from moving to Norway
>>76675831
I hate this so much.
Do you know how many kiwis refuse to watch those movies because of our international reputation as fucking Hodor or whatevr the fuck its called....elfville. Fuck those movies and fuck our beautiful scenery
Film LOTR in South Auckland and ill watch it.
Low key any Hamfags here?
>>76674465
We're at 74% at the minute.
>>76669047
that Rocket Power movie from when I was a kid where they go to New Zealand
>>76669047
Irrational fear of nuclear power.
>>76676140
>being this much of an autistic edgelord
>>>/b/
>>76676439
Ah shit! Ya caught me.
Off i go.
If you want to see Demographic Projections have a gander at this.
http://nzdotstat.stats.govt.nz/wbos/Index.aspx?DataSetCode=TABLECODE7521
It doesn't include immigration nor does it include fertility rates based on voters ideology. We have the same trend as America, right wing whites have more children than left wing whites.
It also doesn't include literally white Maoris which make up half of the Maori population now.
>>76676413
We can't build any plants here anyway since they'll just get fucked by Earthquakes.
You and your nuclear ships can keep sulking in Hawaii.
Noone is going to mention that study that showed we would lose our inflection in like 20 or so years are they?
Well it isreal in a few decades Kiwis will have either a Chinese or Indian accent.
>>76676782
Easy on this. Maori can never be fully White, no matter percentage. Yes, yes, I know heritage of based Peters.
>>76676782
http://www.stats.govt.nz/browse_for_stats/population/estimates_and_projections/NationalEthnicPopulationProjections_HOTP2013-38.aspx
Graphs are less tedious.
>>76675845
Moving to Norway will fuck up your organism. Too drastic climate change. Take away 7-10 years from your life.
>>76669047
Lord of the Rings?
>>76677057
Nah its lovely my GF is Norwegian and is currently living down here with me. She actually thinks the cold down here albeit not as cold is actually worse than Norway purely because of the dampness of everything in winter.
That being said our summer almost killed her i think.
>>76677383
It's the Scandinavians who give you high skin cancer rates, mate. You don't change your location that fast, if you want to live long.
>>76677383
I have universal genetics for cold and mild climate: 1/4 Scot, 1/8 Dane, else is Russian. Move at least to Denmark first, it's warmer there.
Not enough cute gayboys ;_;
Babadook.
Or maybe that was Australia, I dunno, all your croc hunter accents sound the same to me.
>>76679985
No crocodiles here m8ie, we don't even have sneks
>>76669047
You're completely irrelevant in global politics. Not inherently bad, but a weakness.
Lord of the Rings
holy fak you cucks are still poting on this 2 hour old thread
>>76680320
Really it's nothing but a positive, I'd rather nobody knew we existed
>>76680631
Bite me cunt
>>76669047
It's really pretty
>>76669047
sluttiest women in the world.
>>76669047
The sheep are not nearly as attractive as the locals lead me to believe.
>>76682067
>implying
https://youtu.be/EfdEQGkbxmE
I'd really love to see The Shire
>>76675085
Our birth rate's actually fine, we're one of the only Western countries with a higher white population under 5 years old than the national population
>>76673887
Seen a video of someone covering "Withered and Obsolete" once and immediately fell in love. It was in this extended range musician group on fb.
>>76669047
Its full of gay wizards and midgets
Everyone post NZ bands only you know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Tol-Fq__BE
>>76669047
I really like Kiwis. Easy-going bunch, really. Kiwi girls are lovely too.
>>76669767
i don't understand 80%of what you've said in this thread you fucking moron. get not bad at english before you post.
>>76670734
americans literally never talk about sports while drinking
feijoa, L&P, Moriori genocide and jandles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRURqFTunB4
>>76670470
I think it's just a cultural thing between us now, none of us were there for it so it's just become part the the rich Anzac banter tapestry
Australia 6 New Zealand 7
>>76669047
Murray Hewitt.
>>76669047
Keas, aka, parrots from hell.
>>76674101
Soon...
>>76669111
Sheap* I think.
>>76673791
I voted for Winnie in the last elections. I actually voted twice because I used my brothers easy vote card (he's uninterested in politics anyway)
One vote for Winnie and one vote for conservative Colin Craig
>>76686978
>one vote for Colin Craig
I thought I was the only one
