Post real life /pol/ stories
>be me
>be walking down the streets of Edmonton
>dumb nigger drives up
>mumbles "hey man can u help a brotha out i needa get directionz to da window factory to pick up a homie"
>say "fuck off nigger"
>he goes "hey man i wuz jus askin for directionz"
>be me
>say "I don't give a fuck nigger, you're a subhuman"
>he goes "wtf man ur an azzhole im leavin dis shit"
>say "yeah nigger go back to africa you filthy savage ape!"
>nigger drives off
>be me
>realize how brave i am for actually calling a nigger an ape in real life.
Okay, edgelord. I'm sure this actually happened.
Pic or did not happen.
>>76644798
Sure buddy
>>76644822
PAT DENTS
>>76644384
This city is worse for you living here
>>76645526
How? Are you a nigger?
>>76644384
this didn't happen
>>76645820
It did, you are trying to deny it because you are a nigger.
>>76644384
I'm too "sheltered" to have any stories, sorry senpai.
Stay safe in the future though.
>>76646537
LOL Bernie niggers.
>>76646678
Thanks man, if you go out to a sketchy spot you can find these apes. I heard the zoo has lots LOL!
>>76644384
>Walk to the 7/11 to buy some milk.
>Bum sitting outside the door expecting change from everyone.
>Holds his half eaten loaf of bread towards me, in a effort to make me feel sorry for him.
>Hold up my hand and respond "No thanks, I am not hungry." and walk on.
>Bought myself a lollipop using good boy points.
Clearly you're trying to troll this board with this thread. But you've also made it clear you're either really fucking stupid, or really fucking young. I'll assume you're just a spillover child who came from /b/ posting this shit while chuckling to yourself on your iPhone your parents bought you with your greasy fucking hair. I know it's almost summer for you and you're probably excited to stay up late tonight, but please fuck off, you're not funny, you didn't do that, and you have no balls.
t. An actual coon hatin rebel
>>76647303
NIGGER ALERT!
I remember this from when I was 15 - 16
> at school
> new teacher
> it's a fucking muslim
> she tells me to be quiet because the lesson is going to begin
> tell her to take the towel off because hats aren't allowed in school
> she gets mad and sends me out
At the principals
> why did you say that, anon?
> she was bothering me
> he gives me 5 hours of detention and makes me apologise
> goes to apologise
> I was a edgy motherfucker back then
> I said
> I'm not sorry for anything. I wanted to offend you and that's exactly what happened. I can't change what happened in the past so there's no point in regretting anything. What's done is done. I'm not sorry.
> get sent to the principals again
> he gets fuhrerous
> have to have 6 hours of detention everyday one month long
>mfw not giving a fuck
School. Best years of your life.
>>76647286
LOL if he did that in Canada some patriot would kick the bum in the head.
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>>76644384
>>76647559
Holy fuck I wish I was as badass as you in school! Fucking patriot man, and your Dutch too so your most likely Aryan. I consider myself pretty cool but I wish I was like you.
>>76647743
LOL that's not what happened. I fucking called that nigger a subhuman savage for what he was.
>>76644384
Autism: The Post
>>76647517
Post your hand you faggot
>>76648028
So calling niggers out for being apes is now autism?
>>76648075
DUDE! I can't tell if it's because it's dark or because your a shitskin but you look swarthy as King Kong.
>>76647781
Thanks and yes I am aryan indeed
>>76644384
Nigger is like a magical word. If you call a nigger a "nigger" out loud they turn into a complete fucking animal. Your story isn't real.
>>76648338
Live long and prosper comrade! Please have at least 7 children.
>>76648511
He did turn into an animal and was like "wut da fug" and drove off.
>>76648299
Lmao
>>76648804
Are you a nigger?
>>76648670
You were being an asshole and he dismissed you and drove off.
>>76644384
sure m8, but you forgot one thing
>nigger tongue my angus
>>76648987
LOL are you actually defending a nigger? Oh my God you stupid cuck. He was a subhuman nigger rambling in ghetto talk. I called him what he was, a savage filthy monkey, and he freaked out and talked even more in his monkey-jibberish.
>>76649031
suer buddy
>>76649131
>LOL are you actually defending a nigger?
No, I'm calling you a syrup nigger.
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>>76648883
Yeah black as night
>>76649301
Well you're a burger-nigger.
>>76649314
So calling niggers for what they are is autism?
>>76649364
FUCKING NIGGER! GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD! THIS WEBSITE IS WHITE PEOPLE ONLY! GET THE FUCK OFF MY FUCKING PAGE
>>76644384
this sounds like an autistic fever dream
>>76649580
So calling out negro monkeys is autism?
>>76644384
you must live in the north east end of town
>>76644384
>and the whole street applauded
>>76649747
I started getting winks and nods from QTS from then on and when I went back and told this story every girl in the trailer park wants my dick.
>>76649700
indeed
>>76644384
Good lord you're a gigantic faggot
>>76650020
LOL you're a nigger lover.
>>76650107
>calling out monkeys is autism
>be me
>sell car insurance
>nigger calls and wants cheaper car insurance
>ask him if he's got any tickets, accidents, or claims in the past 5 years.
>nigger says "nah man! I ain't neva got no tickets and neva got in no accidents"
>set up appointment
>nigger comes in half hour late for said appointment, of course.
>look up the quote, or a $15 Motor Vehicle Record (MVR).
>nigger, of course, lied and had a few tickets, a few accidents, and about 20 claims just in the past 3 years!
>On top of that, I'm almost 95% sure the nigger used a beater car in order to run an insurance scam. Puts full coverage on 30 year old car, has about 20 claims all under $1,000, sometimes days apart.
>lying nigger's premium quadruples.
>he axes why it quadrupled.
>I said because he lied to me or forgot or whatever for all his tickets/accidents/claims.
>nigger starts to chimp out calling me a racist
>tell him to get the fuck out of my office
>nigger keeps chimping out
>secretly, my secretary calls 911. Police station is literally across the road.
>nigger gets arrested
>nigger is found to have crack cocaine in his car (probably fueled by welfare and his nigger insurance scams.
>it is niggers 3rd offense and he's going away for like 20 years.
I've got a million nigger stories. I was always a little racist but until you work with niggers on a daily basis they will do whatever they can to try to fuck you and the system. There's only one black client of mine that hasn't nigged out somewhere along the way (yet.)
>>76644384
>go to Millcreek pool by Whyte Ave.
>everybody is paying at the desk to get inside
>I pay with my debit card and go in
>ask the girl at the front desk which is the "normal" bathroom
>she looks at me quizzically
>"what do you mean?" She says
>"where's the bathroom with normal people in it?"
>she stares daggers at me as I waddle through the men's room door
>get changed inside
>have a quick rinse because im not a retard
>head out to the pool
>hop in the deep end
>look over to the shallow end
>Obvious chick's with dicks, tumlerinas, special snowflakes all walk out of the women's change room
>yell loudly "hey whales! It's a pool not the ocean"
>they don't respond
>some time later an old man with obvious joint pain hops in the pool
>some Mongoloid doing laps gets mad at him
>man apologizes to the troglodyte profusely
>"just stay outta my way next time
Edmonton's dead, bury it
>>76650457
Tell more! It's fucking awesome.
>>76650457
Glad he's locked up :)
>>76650519
>Whyte ave
I love the name!
But funny story!
>>76650107
wow that's a lot of (you)s !
Sincerely,
Strength and Honor.
>>76651473
Got any nigger stories? Or in your case Italian stories?
>>76650904
>be me
>sell home insurance
>nigger calls in asking for homeowners insurance
>ask a bunch of underwriting information (how old is the roof? Square feet of the house? Etc)
>of course, nigger can't hold a conversation for the life of him. Like, just doesn't understand the concept of what square feet in a home is, etc.
>I say to him I can usually Google the home address and pull this information from Trulia and Zillow.
>I Google said address and a bunch of news reports pops up
>"1234 Jamaal Ave house burns down." titles with further information saying it was a drug dealing house.
>I read this all to him, slow, so his nigger self can comprehend that I'm not going to insure something that's already burnt to the fucking ground.
>"Aww sheeeeeit" or something like that.
>(click)
The niggers actually thought you could buy insurance on a home that was already burnt to the ground. In particular when there was illegal drug operations on the premise. And no, we're not talking about smoking a little bit of pot on your porch, we're talking about a full blown crack / trap house meant specifically for drug dealing.
>>76652285
UHHHH! The other made me laugh. This one just reminds me how subhuman niggers are. They are literally a cancer to America.
>>76652285
That said I love your stories do you mind if I save them? They are great and do you have more?
>>76646537
That's horrible!
How could anyone be laughing at this, they don't deserve to live in those conditions!
You should have went on craigslist and gotten those lizards a home away from those abusive owners.
>>76654228
LOL!
>>76650263
>acting like so rude (like an ape) yet unironically thinking that black guy was an ape for asking you a question
Chill out and smoke some kush :^)
>>76654997
>actually defending a nigger
CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
What actually happened
>walking down the street
>black man drives up
>"hey, do you know how to get to the window factory from here?"
>you say "uh..idk let me look it up on my phone real quick"
>guy in back seat sticks his head up front
>"what the fuck this cracka think he doin?"
>you get flustered. "Just a second I almost G-got it!
>"whatever mang"
>they drive off
>you're still pissing your pants
>"y-you too"
>>76655054
LOL no I don't let niggers dominate me like you cucks.
>>76654321
Thanks for the (you).
>>76655442
No problem!
>be me
>serbian, just moved to Norway
>2009, I was 18 at the time
>School shooting in America, Norway sends people to schools to make sure security is ok
>some faggot talking to our class, asks: "What do you think about the security in your school?"
>raisehand.btfo
>"We have no cameras, no security guards, no doors are ever locked, the school is in the middle of nowhere and anyone can come in at any point."
>-o-ok thank you, anon
>15 min later head coordinator comes: "Anon, please come with me."
>must be some bullshit about some documents...
>we walk to the principal's office
>2 cops, principal, head coordinator and I are in the room
>palewhitescaredshitless.exe
>"Anon, we are concerned you are a threat to the school."
>literally speechless due to fear
>"Anon, we need you to answer a few questions."
>Asked wat I do, who I hang out with, family history, we were there for 30 minutes before they let me go
>tfw they thought an 18 year old kid is a terrorist because stupid shit
>tfw they have people slinging heroin everywhere, but they check if school kids are involved into terrorism
>tfw discrimination
>tfw misinformaton
>>76655639
Are you dark skinned? If so the Nords could of thought you were a negro monkey because to them anyone who is swarthy looks the same. If they knew you were a Serb, fuck em, if they thought you were a nig, I take that back.
>>76656046
Blonde hair, green eyes, 6'5", skinny
I get mistaken for being Norwegian all the time.
I am absolutely sure they knew I was Serbian
These people know everything about everyone
>>76656124
Well now it's funny and a story to tell, back then it was fucking petrifying
>>76647303
This anon gets it.
>>76656239
Then fuck them! I don't hate dark skinned Serbs but many like Tesla are darker and Norwegians are super light so they could of confused you for a sand-nig. They were just being paranoid bitches.
>>76656469
I should have sued them.
Can I still find a way to sue them?
Something along the lines of: "Muh emotional trauma and I get triggered each time I see a cop and boohoo"
>>76657022
I believe if it happened over 10 years ago you can't. At least in Canada I think. Norway isn't as cucked as Sweden so probably not but it's still a Nordic country so just say you now have PTSD because you were so scared.
This is what happens when edgy 12 year olds get on /pol/.
>>76657022
>I should have sued them.
Don't be a sensitive kike. Nothing happened. They were just doing their jobs.
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Anyone else notice how hard this underage autistic lead if trying
>>76657322
>sensitive kike
As if I give a flying fucking about muh feelings
I just want to be a kike and get free moneys, faggot
>>76657171
So pointing out what niggers are is being edgy now?
>>76657495
Then kill yourself you Eastern European subhuman
>>76657322
Fuck off TURKROACH
>>76657544
LOL it's not 1845 Hans. Slavs are now superior to Western Europeans in almost every possible way and are 10000x less cucked.
>>76655042
>not chilling out and smoking kush in 2016
>still being racist
>still being this insecure and autistic
Seek help.
>>76644384
This happened last night.
>just drove almost 20 hours straight from california to home
>checking real clear politics the whole time
>Trump wins multiple states, including cali
>half-tempted to shitpost from road
>decide to wait til i get home
>arrive home and promptly sleep for 12 hours
>wake up
>mom already put the tendies away
>hate microwaved tendies
>decide to go to go to mcy d'z
>order my fresh tendie sandwich with extra pickles
>waiting to pay
>hear someone call out from behind me
>"trump sucks ass!" he says
>"thats cool bro; who did you vote for?" i reply
>"i didn't vote!"
>"well, then your opinion matters as much as your vote!"
>laugh like ghost
>blast TUSK's Trump song
>pay for my tendies
>pull around to the front to wait for mr. non-voter
>he blows through the parking lot in his ricer
>guess he didn't want to fight
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>>76657675
>hold me back Jamal, I swear I'm gonna kill that German!!!
>>76657700
>smoking kush
marijuana is nigger shit. Cigerettes are for Aryans
>still being racist
Yeah im not a cuck
>still being this insecure
I descend from William the Conquerer, im not insecure
>and autistic
So calling out nigger bullshit is now autism?
>seek help
Seek a job nigger.
Guys, im a white kid from suburbs who is zoned to go to nig school. 3000+ kids in an overcrowded hs thats majority black. Black people arnt as bad you think. Yes they are fragile people but, have you ever tried talking to them? it seems rverybody hates eachother until you have a humanizing conversation with them.
>>76658005
He was probably a stupid nigger LOL!
>>76658022
No I don't hate Germans. Just cucks which includes 90% of Germany
>>76658181
>talking to a nigger without calling him a subhuman ape
Oh my God you fucking cuck.
>>76650457
How do people believe this retarded shit
>>76659007
Nigger detected
>>76658181
>white kid
>shit school that you didn't have a say in
You have to be 18 to use this site anon.
>>76659189
Honestly I don't care if he gets banned for being under-age. He's literally defending niggers.
>>76656239
kek mogo si im ljepo grkljane iscupat i odjebat
>be me 7 years old
>hot day outside and hanging out with my brother and other friend
>we are at a place we called "bunkersen" because there was a bunker there
>there was a huge pile of dirt there and we go to it
>friend suggest to dig it
>brother tells me to bring shovel from home
>i was like "ok"
>my house is on the other side of the road and theres no crossings
>its rush hour and much traffic
>i wait 5 minutes, then suddenly a fucking bus parks infront of my face.
>2 minutes later
>the bus is still there
>i think the cars is gone
>im stupid and dont look to the right and left. i just walk straight over the road
>hear honking
>get hit in the forehead
>fall on the ground
>start crying
>everybody around me start looking
>the driver goes out of the car, walk to me and say "sorry" 3-5 times
>he picks me up and asks me where i live
>i point at my house and he take me there
>mother comes out and is very mad
>i get sent to the hospital and stays there for 3 days
and now i have a very thick scar under my eyebrows.
>>76644384
ITT we post shit that never happened.
>>76644384
This is the most autistic thing I have read all night, whether it happened or not.
>>76649452
No you shitlord, we Americans identify as either burgers or Americlaps.
Anything else would be oppresing us.
>>76648075
FAT AS FUCK
