What is this magical Chinese pocket dimension within the escalator?
>>76635881
hes dead jim
still not sure how that worked
>>76635881
In all fairness, and I know that Chinese escalators are shit, but that guy should not have been using the escalator to haul materials. The long board or whatever, obviously gets pinned between the ceiling, and the step on the escalator. That being said, their escalators are still shit.
>>76636028
Looks like the metal he was holding hit the roof and the elevator floor broke because of the pressure.
/pocketdimensiongeneral/?
What would have happened to him? Did he get ground up like a meat grinder? What's under the steps in an escalator?
>>76636296
/r/ing the chinese sidewalk gif.
>>76636796
How the fuck is he in one piece?
>>76636796
Anyone have the webm of people in china jumping over/avoiding the ends of escalators because of these incidents?
>>76635881
Well, that escalated quickly.
>>76636871
Counterweights man. Thank god for them. But that is totally fucked. The counterweights are there to make far less stress on the motors doing the work, making the cab weigh a lot less than it normally would.
>>76636921
Tryin to find it
>>76636917
same
>>76636871
Here go.
>>76636917
Its the metro m8. I watched a man steal a woman's weave before.
>>76637020
>That wemb
>>76635881
Fucking China. Why does this shit only happen in China? What is wrong with these people?
>>76637020
To be fair, that guy crossing the street should have looked before crossing
>>76635881
its not just china. russia has stuff like this too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeoaQX0BA10
just a theory but abnormal solar activity + the earths magnetic field destabilizing creates boom tubes at odd places closer to earth rather than farther out in the can alan belts
this can sync with positions of boom tubes in other dimensions layered on our reality. like 2 3d grids interwoven and shit pops up here. the diameter of them grows when this happens so its not simply sub atomic particle size
while you may laugh scientist say another dimension is bleeding into our own. cant find the article right now but if you look for a while you can probably find it
>>76636929
>>76635881
what happens to the ppl that get sucked into it? is this like a meat grinder inside?
>>76637302
van allen belts
>>76637279
oh fuck, that sucks dick. Damn.
>>76637302
wtf
>>76636701
This.
Does that cause death?
>>76635881
Poor Chinese guy.
>>76637394
Somehow they all lived and recovered.
>>76636871
He ended up dying though. Poor dude.
>>76637463
Yeap if it is going to heaven
>>76637529
shit
Remind me never to go to China
Looks like hell
>>76636917
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
I think I'm scarred for life.
>>76637352
Pretty much.
>>76637302
>>76637406
There are also teleportation bikes in Russia.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_kMKYtCH24
>>76635881
>>76636796
>>76636929
These are why I avoid elevators and escalators like the plague.
>>76637020
LOL holy shit. Never saw this one before.
>>76637631
WTF??
>>76637279
That fucker deserves it for being a dick and cutting across three lanes without knowing what was ahead.
>>76637631
OOH SHHHHHHHHH-
Just use normal stairs and you will be fine
>>76637352
They get ground up in a giant meat grinder. They don't care about things like safety switches in 3rd world shitholes where life is cheap. In any normal place, there are safeties that shunt all power as soon as a panel is removed.
Not to say there has not been escalator and elevator malfunctions in the US, it's just when they happen, steps are taken to try to make sure it never happens again. I think it was Coors Field in Denver, that had an escalator go into a free fall while loaded with a shitload of burgers, all hopped up on burgers and beer at a ballgame. Everything fell to the bottom, people at the bottom were crushed so badly that they plates town there bent and broke out of the way. Found it, not much info on it. But I was doing work at Coors Field right after this happened. No one really liked to talk about it.
>On July 2, 2003, a three-flight escalator malfunctioned, injuring 30 people. One woman, Peggy Nance, eventually would have to have her leg amputated. Overcrowding and a malfunctioning wire were blamed. The Rockies never admitted to any responsibility.
>>76637709
Why did he remain standing? He should've known the elevator lost it and laid down to avoid getting hurt in the crash.
>>76637481
Can people really not make a living there without resorting to such horrific things?
>>76637709
Just wondering. Could you jump right before impact and avoid getting btfo?
>>76637859
Jesus Christ I went to some place in Mexico and climbed the pyramids there and those stairs scared the shit out of me.
I think it was Mazatlan.
>>76638019
No, because the elevator is going up due to how it works with a pulley system, and you already have an insane amount of momentum. Jumping would actually make him go a mile or two faster and crash into the ceiling.
>>76637772
lol I feel bad for laughing at them.
>>76638006
don't you people do blood rituals and stuff?
why would you even care
>>76637772
Fucking white people. Why the FUCK would you do that? There are fucking precautions set up in aviation to prevent shit like this from happening every 5 fucking seconds in America alone, but these motherfuckers think they're smart enough to avoid risk.
>>76638091
wtf is happening here
>>76637631
The human brain is weird.
>>76638019
You can jump but you'll still continue traveling upwards in case of a sudden stop. You are a part of a system that imparts inertia on you
>>76638089
Thanks. Good to know. Just in case I go to China (or Chile).
I guess I'll lay on the floor instead.
Would you?
>>76637977
Probably shock. I would freaking out too; I wouldn't be in my right mind at all.
>>76638019
What the other anon said, it was going up this time. That theory only applies to if it was falling and I don't think it'd help (I'm sure someone is fast at linking some Mythbusters video or something where someone tested it)
>>76635881
Same thing as in any motorized transport. Just because you never see it doesn't mean it ain't there.
>>76638176
crane genocide on muzzies
>>76638019
No. Newton's first law of motion. You have the same movement speed as the object you're on/in - it's like jumping inside in a moving bus.
>>76638212
Yeah haha, I think the best option would be to just carry a mattress everywhere, either that or take the stairs.
>>76638176
looks like a crane cable snapped
>>76638176
Oh yeah, that was video of that crane that fell down on some dune coons. Now you know what happens when one of those giant fucking cables comes ripping down through a building and a bunch of people.
>>76637859
Those stairs look like something out of a nightmare. I'm getting freaked out just looking
>>76638176
Crane fell
>>76638091
Poor guy. If he had remembered to get his shit he wouldn't be dead today.
>>76638176
9/11 by god
>>76637772
that was over Duluth, not China
>>76637631
Kek
It probably didn't penetrate the skull fully
>>76638222
That's not bad, it has guard rails
>>76638176
kufar crane
>>76637631
Potion of Resinous Skin
>>76638267
But friend. That would actually help. If an elevator is falling down and you somehow manage to perfectly jump as it lands it will decrease your impact speed.
>>76637772
>no shurvivorsh
>>76637481
Rest in peace doggos
This is like some Maximum Overdrive shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jvqPvDUEW8
>>76637709
Oh God, I had a really vivid nightmare about this happening. I was in an elevator, and it started going up at breakneck speed, and crashed through the equipment room, and roof, launching into the sky. And it was like 20 stories up. In my dream I was able to bail out, and landed on the roof. I wonder if this WebM made me have that dream..
>>76637669
WTF JUST HAPPENED
>>76638006
They could, but are still too scarred by socialism, and the changes it forced on them. They still see dead people as an opportunity to scavenge their stuff and sell it on the black market for enough profit to survive another day.
>>76638453
Your best bet if it's falling, is to get as flat as you can on the floor. Don't know what to say if it's "falling up"
>>76638176
take a guess
>>76637481
I don't know, life is cheap in a lot of different places but seems like the Chinese are fully autistic when it comes to basic empathy and common sense.
>>76635881
he dead nikka
>>76638453
you are mentally retarded
yes it will decrease your speed, but by itty bitty tiny single digit percentage at best
>>76638636
Yea, it makes for some interesting video footage though
>>76638453
But not enough to matter. If you're less than three stories up it might make a difference, but no human could react in the under 10ms time it would take to fall that far.
>>76638515
I looked up the story before;
Apparently in some asian city this is the father, mother and child of one family. Father says something like "if you're so depressed, here's a gun, why don't you shoot yourself".
So the kid does.
And then some local custom is apparently that if you're beset by grief you fall around on the floor like some fucking retard.
I think the story continued with them trying to hide the gun and body, but getting caught and the tape leaking.
>>76638707
>he din du nuffin
>>76635881
>>76636796
>>76636929
>Made in China
>>76638707
10/10 tackle
Would patrol Detroit streets with
Even bus drivers malfunction in china.
>>76638892
>We wuz kingz n queenz
>>76638700
That's some horrible shit right there. I wonder if it was like this when the Cocoanut Grove went up.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cocoanut_Grove_fire
>>76638700
Oh shit this was in Taiwan right?
>>76638514
It was probably this.
https://youtu.be/ysv5XtiZwaQ?t=65
>>76637020
i want to get off mr.chang's wild ride
>>76638941
>Muh GMO's
>Muh Gluten free
>>76636701
>>76637463
>he never watched final destination 3 or 4
>>76637772
Everyone lived in this one though.
>>76638941
a piece of metal had been shot through a window and into his chest or back
>>76638222
reminds me of a friend of mine who wants to be a fantasy author.
He made a dwarven civilization that's main method of travel through their mountain was one gigantic 20k foot tall spiral staircase carved into the mountain.
it was a bit ludicrous. and i went through the math of how silly it was.
>>76637709
It's the elevator from Willy Wonka.
>>76638968
that looks like the sickest shit.
>>76637831
This. I don't feel bad for people who burn their hands on hot stoves.
>>76638006
says the group that would do anything for a tip.
>>76639207
Amazing video
>>76638968
That's one skilled son of a bitch.
>>76638515
It happened in Thailand. The father was upset because his son would rather play video games than help his mother in the shop. The father dared his son to shoot him but he shot himself instead.
>>76638968
How the fuck do they land safely?
>>76639373
parachute
>>76639373
Parachutes you fucking leaf
>>76638091
Praise Kek
>>76639269
>>76638968
how do you get just cause to run so well
>>76639357
did he died?
>>76639209
beat me to it
>>76637631
>Mfw he pulls on the knife
>>76638852
LOL
>>76639357
This one's just hilarious.
>>76639546
aww
>>76637302
fucking hell you are retarded. You can't see that the first car was covering up the ghost car's path the entire time? So instead of thinking "maybe it's just a weird angle" you resort to teleporting and other dimensions and shit.
>>76639032
what's the story on this one?
>>76639032
Whats the story here? These guys don't fuck around with home invasions lol
>>76639269
Ugh... I regret clicking on that.
>>76639677
I may be wrong, but I think thats Mexican Narcos taking someone down.
>>76637772
ive seen this lots of times, what the fuck was their game plan here? like what were they even attempting to do?
>>76636917
Well she's obviously not mentally sound.
>>76636796
>>76637529
I wish I saved the extended version, the elevator is still runnig, you can see it keep inching upward and crushing him to death.
>>76636701
>>76637352
>>76637463
pic related.
>>76636917
dude wut
>>76639000
Is there a scientific reason for why that happened?
>>76639209
I wanna get off of mr.wonkas wild ride
>>76639908
of course not they were casting spells.
>>76639859
wew
looks painful
>>76639546
That's a good palette cleanser
>>76639806
>>76639859
>human meat grinder
>>76638093
I feel pretty good about it
>>76637020
jesus do those gooks and chinks have any regard for human life?
>>76639916
I can watch people get their heads chopped off and die in many other horrific ways and not flinch. But when people start torturing animals I really cringe. What the fuck is wrong with me?
>>76636929
>>76639000
Dats some Dhalsim shit
>>76639916
Stop posting shit like this, Mohammed.
>>76640071
You aren't Muslim.
>>76636917
cleaning a stain in the crouch area.
>>76637831
Probably.
The little kids carrying the "Dora the Exploder" backpack probably didn't though.
>>76639916
Plz' only post muzzies and chinks getting BTFO.
Leave pupper alone ;-;
>>76640071
you know when i was younger i would watch things like that or shoveldog or whatever and be pretty apathetic.
but then i grew up, got married, and bought a puppy and now i feel nothing but loath for those people. the inhuman degenerate mongrel races deserve to die.
>>76639032
That's some Minority Report shit.
>>76640218
>inb4 shoveldog
>>76640071
Heh. That reminds me of the time I watched "I am Legend" at the movies. Like half the theater was sniffing back tears when the dog died. In a movie about the extinction of the human race, nobody gave a crap until a doggy died.
>>76639793
Nope those are definetly russian special forces, no other country has AS Val.
>>76640071
>I can watch people get their heads chopped off and die in many other horrific ways and not flinch
thats nothing to be proud of
> But when people start torturing animals I really cringe
humans are animals, too, you fucktard. Replies puppies with cute children being brutally smashed to pieces.
I dont even know if such graphically explicit videos exist on the internet with human offspring.
>>76636796
Fuck. Poor guy.
>>76640071
The difference between accidental death and intentional killing.
>>76640348
>Replies
change that to *replace
>>76636929
>>76637463
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=XqFNEpRNN3Y#t=28
>>76639269
kewl kat :3
>>76640384
woop wooop
>>76638091
those cranes are owned by the Bin Laden group. That family just fucks over everyone.
>>76639447
No, if you slow it down you can see him combat roll out of the way at the last second
>>76640348
Go back to sucking Syria's cock, and take your moral relativism with you.
>>76638707
>tour de troit
>>76638892
fuck niggers
>>76640476
Maybe because I saw the Chinese escalator webm so many times, but I found this movie scene to be much more disturbing.
>>76638824
>local custom is to fall on floor if beset with grief
no you fucking retarded swede, I think they were just incredibly shocked their son just killed themself
>>76640348
Did I even imply I was proud?
Back to the cuck shed, Hans.
>>76639000
What the shit?
>>76640071
what wrong with you?
you mean what is RIGHT with you
you are a better human than most
this is as close to objective as an assessment of a person can be
Why the fuck is the world so horrifying?
>>76640703
GET REKT
>>76639908
niggers
>>76639916
>Pitbull
Good
>>76639908
dumbfuck children thinking oxygen deprevation to your brain is "getting high"
choking game.
never let your children be retards, or they'll make themselves even more retarded
>>76637481
I cant watch puppers getting killed
In all of my 10 years on 4chan, the thing that gets me the most is animals getting abused/killed.
>>76636929
fly you fools
>>76639908
Ancient negro secret
>>76638968
For some reason I thought something horrible was gonna happen
>>76640971
>jersey
the fuck, thats actually a country?
>>76638968
Dude that guy got mad skills.
>>76641136
what did you think New Jersey was named after?
>>76638176
wraith of Ba'al
Anyone have the WEBM of the chinese lady and her baby being eaten by an escalator?
You'd think those chinks would finally learn how to make a decent escarator.
>>76641136
Well for there to be a New Jersey there had to be an Old Jersey
>>76641136
Yeah, I got to the shore there in the southern half, and New Yorkers infest the top half.
>>76640971
RARE
>>76639000
looks like there playing the choking game, supposedly right before you pass out there is a rush/high. when the brain is cut off from oxygen it can cause a seizure in some people/monkeys.
>>76641211
I never thought it was a separate country. I don't think I've ever thought of it at all to tell the truth
>>76641211
No one in America is taught geography. You gotta learn it for yourself and most people just skip it
>>76641302
>>76635881
Why dont you worship a big golden Mao statue in China?
>>76641302
That's not rare newfag
>>76641433
Why has no one shopped the Golden Never Ever face onto this?
>>76638824
>local custom
LOL. come on, bro... come on.
this thread is making me hungry
>>76641211
>>76641240
of course there was once I jersey but I figured it was absorbed into the UK, I had no idea it was actually its own state
>>76638941
something must have penetrated his lungs. What a shitty way to die
>>76640763
Cringe
both are equally bad
People going on about animals are speshul are fucking autists
>>76641433
I keep expecting that thing to stand up and start walking.
>>76641433
Chinese in front of a shop of Burberry in London.
>>76636982
The car doesn't weigh any less, but instead of having to lift entire weight of the car when you have, say same weight (just for an example) counter weight on the other side of the rope you are just lifting the passengers' weight.
That still doesn't entirely explain why he wasn't just chopped in half. Most likely the rope just slipped on on the friction sleeve and covernor kicked in.
>>76641582
whats going on here?
>>76641582
y tho
>>76635881
What is it with Chinese escalators/elevators killing people?
>>76636871
>
That is a short version of the vid. In the real one he starts spassing out and his head shakes as if its about to explode and then he dies.
>>76640312
And that pistol is a mp443 viking (a ruskie one)
>>76641714
>>76641717
Brazilians are dumb as fuck they will take any dare
>>76641391
>>76641489
This is rare enough, you fags.
>>76641832
He posts here all the time.
>>76641832
Jersey is extremely common
Go away
>>76641735
Are you that fucking naive? Why do you think China's shit.
Ask any Chinese American about the shitty culture. Go ahead. "What the fuck is maintenance and upkeep? Only the worthless inferior gwailo believes in that noncapitalistic socialistic altruism."
>>76641832
It's really not.
You would know this if you lurked more instead of taking the occasional vacation from Reddit.
>>76640763
Could you explain that for me?
>>76640384
We wuz conductorz an shiet
>>76637709
Out of a fucking nightmare.
>>76638892
why?
>>76637859
The one in the middle is at such an angle they're not even fucking stairs anymore they're just a ladder.
>>76642137
Blacks are too lazy to hand wash their kids
>>76638941
>>76639029
>>76639183
>>76641646
Vomiting blood can be a result of severe alcoholism too. It happened to one of my cousins he had a recurring problem of vomiting huge amounts of blood (enough that looked like it'd kill him) after getting drunk.
http://www.md-health.com/Throwing-Up-Blood-After-Drinking.html
http://www.healthline.com/symptom/vomiting-blood
>>76637709
>yfw
>>76638892
That's one way to get your nigger clean
>>76640703
>dat fucking sideslam
BASED
>>76638176
>karma
>>76637772
Gotta be pro before you can GoPro. Lol.
>>76638968
>Muriguns will militarize this
>>76638892
China Yes!
>>76639269
WTF it's still alive at the end that poor animal. Fucking chinks pls drown in your gutter oil you filthy subhumans.
>>76638968
That was suspenseful as fuck. How did it end?
>>76642578
This entire thread is filled to the brim with newfags
>>76642578
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7FKsODa3NY
Video for anyone who cares.
The fuck was he even trying to do anyway? What does that accomplish?
>>76635881
Nothing to do with China, the plank of wood got stuck against the roof and the force of the escalator destroyed the steps.
>>76642283
What the fuck, how does that even happen.
>>76642701
>honorary aryans
After a stressful day of avoiding killer elevators, escalators, falling buildings and shitty drivers in China, at least you can go to the amusement park to rela-
>>76642137
I conjecture the dad was like
>ey shortie, wanna see what it looks like from inside
and the little one went
>shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit yea
and then the man put him inside the thing and close the thing but didnt start the thing but the thing started on its own accord
>>76642137
so they can sue for money
>>76642853
>doesn't know that Japs hate chinks
>doesn't know that chinks were never considered honorary aryans
>>76640766
This is hell. Try to remember what you did to get here.
>>76639269
Fucking gooks. I think a country that does this to dogs and cats, man's best friends for millions of years, knows nothing about loyalty.
>>76642840
The liver can scar from a lot of alcohol consumption and that results in bleeding. Blood from the liver is much thicker and darker too which is what it looks like in this webm >>76638941
so I think the guy was just an alcoholic, he most likely survived if he didnt choke on the blood.
>>76638968
Yeah, but there's one where one of these guys clips a rock and goes into free tumble.
>>76640971
why do new jersey and georgia get their own flags, florida deserve a flag too.
