>Melanie Hexen, a bellydancer and midwife who identifies as a traditional hereditary witch, organized a mass hexing of Turner on Tuesday. She posted the hexing as an event on Facebook and invited her 12 coven sisters, with whom she decided to perform the hex and publicize it on the social media platform.
>Before she knew it, the event had expanded with more than 1,000 people invited.
So what does /pol/ think of witches using social media to cast magic spells?
What enhances Mana more, Kikebook or Tumblr?
What ever happened to witches condoning sexual deviance and shit?
If a witch makes a love potion, is it considered rape?
>http://www.usnews.com/news/articles/2016-06-08/witches-hex-brock-turner-stanford-swimmer-convicted-of-rape
No one likes magic?
>>76628744
>>76629565
>>76628744
>bellydancer
degenerate
BURN THE WITCH
>>76628744
>" " Witches" "
>Tumblr
Magic: The Fattening
2spoopy4me
Reminds me of that one season of American horror story. Shit show t b h senpai
Theyre using meme magic
>>76628744
>witch
what did you just said ?
>>76628744
what do you think meme magic is?
it's just collective intention being channeled.
that's right anon, you are the crazy cat lady.
>>76630519
>Theyre using meme magic
>>76630748
>what do you think meme magic is?
...does this take away from OUR power, then?
Or is Meme Mana infinite?
>>76628744
You ever feel like the world gets crazier every time you have it figured out?
If there's one thing leftists really love it's their Two Minutes Hate.
>>76630828
The "mana" is just based on the people channeling.
Everyone has their own tap, the more you use it, the stronger the ability grows.
BURN THE WITCHES
GIVE THIS MAN YOUR MEME POWER TO PROTECT HIM FROM EVIL WOMYN FALSE-MEMERY
REPLY WITH
WOMEME BEGONE, PRAISE KEK
>>76628744
Ay yo, voodoo aint no hexing crap. Voodoo PROTECTS against black magic. That there is straightup witchcraft
>>76630828
I genuinely think we could save this guy with meme magic.
>>76628744
>hexen
litereally german for witching is a witch
you cant make this shit up
>>76630586
>pushing little toys around a table with rulers
degenerate and bretty gay to be honest m8
>>76631512
WOMEME BEGONE, PRAISE KEK!
>Dubs means we all coat our whips with salt and start witch-hunting
>>76631512
\o/
>>76631842
that's a google pic brah not mine
>>76631512
WOMEME BEGONE, PRAISE KEK
>>76628744
The witch never can nor shall be tolerated in a Christian society.
>>76631842
>huge majority of players are married white males
>a good portion are Military or veterans
>degenerate
>>76628744
Heresy.
May Kek Compel You!
May Kek Compel You!
Purify the heathen witches!
>>76628744
>identifies as a traditional hereditary witch
>organized a mass hexing
Sounds retarded. Rule of Threes is in her own belief system. Let's say magic is real, and by extension the Rule of Threes is in effect. If 1,000 people get involved, that's going to be one fairly powerful hex going on a single targeted individual. Trying to make him clumsy so he keeps hurting himself will probably end up causing him to fall down a flight of stairs and break his neck, basically turning this coven into a suicide cult as any use of magic is supposed to come back to you threefold.
>>76628744
>take a shit in public
>stir everything in the bowl with my hand
>laugh manically like a witch
>mumble shit about 'my brew' being ready soon
I hope some witch hunter from an ancient patriarchal order takes care of them
https://youtu.be/LLVKxm3_Qwg
no spell that prevents people from being raped in the first place?
pathetic art
>>76632349
>The witch never can nor shall be tolerated in a Christian society.
I don't honestly believe that 99.9992% of these "witches" believe they are witches, and the 0.0008% that do are just batshit insane.
The vast majority of them are those crazy Tumblrina's that desperately want to be special snowflakes.
When I was a teenager, I used to hang out with these types of people. One girl went on about how she was Cleopatra in a former life, and then whatever nerd was having his nose up her ass that week was some other famous historical figure or whatever.
It's nothing but a cry for attention and a "fuck the Man" kind of thing.
>>76631512
WOMEME BE GONE, PRAISE KEK
>>76628744
>dubs
>magic thread
there is no coincidence in the testing grounds of kek.
PRAISE KEK, PARTY ON RAPEBRO
>>76628744
Well if it turns out that this shit works, I'll start studying magic in my free time.
Oh noooo, don't hex me and summon a succubus to fuck my life away, nooooo that'd be terrrrrrrible
>>76628744
Litterally African nigger tier
>>76633141
>inb4 he gets murdered in prison
>the witches cackle with glee
>you start wasting your time on bullshit other than 4chan
They have no powers.
They haven't even become a level 20 wizard apprentice.
>>76630181
>>76632863
My girlfriend has slowly begun to turn into /x/ for some reason
>started off listening to some Australian podcast call mysterious universe
>wants to watch the new x files
>watch the first episode and its cringy as fuck, literally (((old white men))) are trying to destroy the world
>she has learned the categorization for all the different alien species and what kind of ships they fly
>wants to go to some convention in the middle of the desert and listen to the ancient aliens guy talk about bullshit
Maybe this will make it easier to accept /pol/ theories. I still haven't redpilled her
>>76633626
Dude, I gotta be honest with your right now, you are in a really bad position.
She is going to turn batshit, and you are going to get the worst of it.
Does she own crystals? Because crystal magic bullshit is the next step.
>>76630143
DEUS VULT
>>76633824
She owns tarot cards and she said her mom and her meditated and say their past lives. She was the navigator on a french ship that lost their way, apparently
>>76633824
>Does she own crystals? Because crystal magic bullshit is the next step.
My family used to travel all over, singing, dancing, and selling shit at powwows for a living. We were somewhere different every week, just about. One of the things we sometimes sold was quartz crystals. Jesus Christ, the fucking retards that would come into our booth...
>OMG I can feel the power in those crystals!
>That crystal is speaking to me
>this crystal holds so much power
We once sold a small cluster of crystals, probably worth $100 retail, to some crazy hippie, telling him that we kept it on the dashboard of our Winnebago and almost never had to put gas in the tank.
We used to joke around and call these faggots "crystal twinkies."
>>76634144
>She owns tarot cards and she said her mom and her meditated and say their past lives. She was the navigator on a french ship that lost their way, apparently
Dude...
Get the fuck away.
Quit sticking your dick in crazy. It's fun now, but it will bite you in the ass, mark my words.
>>76628744
Should have went and raped them.
>>76633824
She's lost. Break it off.
>>76634222
>doubting the power of the crystals
>>76634391
Quoted the wrong person. Wew lad.
>>76633626
ESCAPE
Which is worse?
Witches or Jews?
>>76632469
>a good portion are Military or veterans
Why is this so true? I've never played more, or better quality, table top games then when I was in garrison.
>>76630828
>Or is Meme Mana infinite?
It depends on how much autism you have.
>>76634222
Crystals aren't even the worst of it sadly.
I knew a girl who bought $50 worth of rocks. ROCKS. $5 each.
She gave me a lecture about how each of them has a special power. It kinda made me want to become a Jew and sell rocks to idiots.
>>76634319
I knew it
>the other day she took me to an oddities shop
>I bought a bronze statue of a Templar knight
>she bought an old ouija board, a taxidermied bat, and a raccoon penis bone
What's going to happen to me guys? She's an engineer I thought she would be a stable wife
>>76628744
I will pray for him.
>>76634415
Wow, Robert Downey Jr. has really hit a low point.
>>76634695
First she will start buying stupid shit. Then she will start becoming more like a hippie. Next, she will expect you to do the same. Finally, you're going to end up at burning man with crystals shoved up your ass in a Winnebago filled with meth.
She'll probably lose it if you don't become a hippie though, so good luck dealing with that.
>>76634695
>>76635003
The WORST part is her new friends.
She will start hanging around faggots that actually believe in this shit, and will get angry when you don't want to, or when you make fun of them, or when you won't participate in crazy shit with them.
She will drag you down. Don't let her. Either beat this shit out of her, or start looking for a new snatch.
>>76634695
Holy fuck, get out
She's a top teir chuuni, and can only be defeated with top teir meme magic. Redpill her if you can't leave so soon.
>>76628744
>So what does /pol/ think of witches using social media to cast magic spells?
It's like wizards on /pol/ using memes to cast magic spells, but not as entertaining.
>What enhances Mana more, Kikebook or Tumblr?
idk, wizards use mountaindew and doritos
>What ever happened to witches condoning sexual deviance and shit?
i don't know anything about that but, I know wizards need to jerk off for spells 'n' shit
>If a witch makes a love potion, is it considered rape?
If it's anything like a wizard's love potion than it's just sexual assualt
>>76628744
>>76634531
Lots of time to bullshit around with people that are at least functionally mentally competent.
I grew up outside of Ft. Hood and 90% of the Warhammer playerbase is Army.
I go to a senior military college now and a good number of my buddies play.
From an article on players from Ft. Hood,
>Games Workshop’s U.S.-based outreach manager estimates that 20 to 25 percent of Games Workshop’s American customers are active members of the military. If you include veterans, she said, that number jumps to about 40 percent.
http://kdhnews.com/fort_hood_herald/sports_and_leisure/service-members-wage-battle-in-warhammer/article_558e45ee-0748-11e2-ab93-0019bb30f31a.html
WAT DO DA BONES SAY?
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>>76634695
>>76635227
And expect her friends to be drug addicts. It'll start with weed and end with some very bad stuff
Exodus 22:18 -
"Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live."
Kek, please protect this young man from the evil magic.
>>76635691
>It'll start with weed and end with some very bad stuff
>Honey, did you get the kitty litter I asked for?
>"Uh, yeah, but I still don't understand... we don't have a cat..."
>No, it's to cut our meth with, so it lasts longer.
>"WHAT? METH?"
>Oh, silly, don't worry, it's just to enhance the magic for our coven's spell later tonight.
>"Wait, what? Tonight is our date night."
>I know! When we sacrifice something dear to us, the magic will be that much stronger!
>"..."
>>76635873
>Holmes
DAMMIT
I KNEW HE LOOKED LIKE SOMEONE
AND IT'S A FUCKING MEME
>>76636002
Does cat litter actually get used to cut meth?
>Implying these cunts know how to use magic
>>76635873
>wellaware1
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prosopagnosia
>>76628744
So if I take a bomb that I think is real (for example, as a part of a sting) and try to blow it up someplace public, they get me for attempted murder, right?
So how is this different?
They believe that they are going to cause harm to this guy, so why can't they be charged with assault?
>>76636133
I wouldn't think so more likely they cut it during manufacture
I live on the moon
What's the story here? I'm assuming there wasn't a real rape.
>>76636316
Well, obviously, it's crystallized.
I'm wondering what weird shit gets used during manufacture.
>>76636133
>Does cat litter actually get used to cut meth?
Honestly don't know, Anon. Weed's the hardest I get nowadays, and even when I was younger I never got heavy into the hard shit.
>>76631711
>saving a rapist
>>76628744
Burn all Mages! (except Mememagisters)
>>76634695
>She's an engineer
Is there ever a good ending when those three words are uttered in unison?
>>76636358
Start reading articles.
tl;dr: they got krunk af, he fingered her while she was passed the fucked out behind a dumpster, tried to book it when someone showed up, got taken down by the witness
>>76636389
Kitty litter is usually scented which I imagine makes for a pretty bad high, then again meth heads aren't the quickest bunch.
Dear Kek,
We are thankful for all the meme magic. Please bless Standford finger man with good luck. I promise to always say '2 drunk to remember if I initiated' to myself whenever I see a drunk girl like that.
Amen
>>76636429
Even rapists shouldn't be sorcered, Anon.
It's just not right.
It's heresy.
>>76628744
It will backfire on them
Satan is perfectly fine with rape
>>76636593
>Satan is perfectly fine with rape
New age witches largely claim that their "religion" has nothing to do with Satan.
And then they go on about how you're a bigot for thinking otherwise, and quite obviously a misogynist, and how they'll hex you.
>>76636429
>defending witches
I'm not an expert on voodoo, but for a hex/curse to work on someone, they'd had to have wronged you, personally, in some way. You can't just randomly hex/curse people.
>>76636180
not that shit. if anything cluesforum.
>>76628744
>who identifies as a traditional hereditary witch
I identify as a planetary ruler and I demand governments recognize me as ruler of Earth.
Anything less wouldn't be tolerant.
>>76636208
fuck, I'm sold. its about time law caught up with weaponized spell casting. we're a first world country for fucks sake
>>76636792
The patriarchy has been harming them since before they were born maaan
We should spam her with heresy memes n shit.
ALL WANDS WILL BREAK
>>76637008
>I cast Magic Missile... AT THE DARKNESS!
>>76631512
Witchs should burn
Praise Kek
> American Witches
This is all women's fault. Only they try to keep all this mysticism shit after all these centuries.
>>76628744
based woman
voodoo Trump now pls
>>76637551
>This is all women's fault. Only they try to keep all this mysticism shit after all these centuries.
Not true.
I've seen first hand the beta males that get off on this shit, too. Go into any [board] gaming shop. You will see (likely smell first) a group of males salivating over a woman or two who insist that magic is real and that they can do it. Several will play along, even forcing themselves to believe it, because they are that hard up.
It's honestly probably how religion got started in the first place.
Some Egyptian fucker was role-playing with his mates, along comes Witchopatra who is too ugly for normal men, but the RPers immediately go gaga over her. She wants to be a special snowflake so says she can do magic. The guys, not wanting to turn her away, nod and agree and some even claim they can as well, etc.
>>76637961
>voodoo Trump now pls
They tried.
Trump reflects all magic to the other side of the globe.
How do you think the Paris attacks happened? You want more, Frenchie?
>>76635873
MK ultra rapist?
>>76628744
They going to rape his soul, hunt him in his dreams, each taking a chuck of him. Zuckenberg approved voodoo is especially evil Is he going to get spiritually violated by Satan every night? Yes. They are collecting the evil chakra with each like, once they reach 10000 Satan is going to rape him.
>>76639093
>If this post gets 10,000 likes, Satan will rape Zuckerberg
>>76628744
KEK will protect him from this false sorcery
>>76633626
Hey now fuck off X-Files is redpilled those old white men are Jews clearly.
>>76633824
>>76634222
>>76634415
All I can think of whenever I hear magic crystal is when in Napoleon Dynamite they fall for the time machine scam that runs off of crystals and end up electrocution their balls.
>>76636429
It's 2016, shitlord. All penis bearers are automaticaly rapists now.
>>76638094
Are you magician of kek?
How do you know?
>>76640060
>Are you magician of kek?
Only repeating digits can confirm this.
>How do you know?
I don't. But perhaps Kek can tell us.
>>76640060
>>76640252
No, it appears Kek is not with me.
>>76628744
>publicize it on the social media platform.
top kek, does she know not the meaning of occult
>>76639306
Hopefully
It has officially gotten to the point where I view the kid as the victim. He fingered some fucking whore who passed out behind a dumpster. BFD. The way liberals go about their justice makes me sick. Mob rule should not undermine the court of law.
>>76640411
Her and most do not. Nor do they have the intelligence to look it up.
brother, kek lives dormant in your singles, have no fear for he walks with you
I'm arguing with some liberal niggers about this. What do?
>An it harm none, do what ye will.
I hate modern "Wiccans."
who the fuck would let a witch deliver their baby? have they not scene Game of Thrones?
>>76643574
>alladat
Muslim confirmed
>>76630828
Meme mana is infinte for jews but goyim have a finite amount of meme mana theyre capable of accessong at any point. The issue here is who will appease the most sholomos to support their side? Say perhaps the witches could entice enpugh shlomos to push the pendulum wed be beyond fuckerood
>>76629774
Burn the heretic, Kill the mutant, Purge the unclean
Witch you say huh?
>onto the bonfire she goes
>>76628744
I fucking love these people. I bet they laugh at larpers and completely miss the irony.
>Midwife
>Trained medical professional
>Believing in magic and witchcraft
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMGIbOGu8q0
>>76631512
WOMEME BEGONE, PRAISE KEK
>>76628744
>Melanie Hexen, a bellydancer and midwife who identifies as a traditional hereditary witch
:^)
>>76644168
>not responding or forming an opinion to your link ,which is about a similar case just the suspect is black
Oh liberals.
>>76628744
Let's use meme magic to fight it
CAN'T ROCK THE BROCK
>>76631512
WOMEME BEGONE
PRAISE KEK
>>76631512
WOMEME BEGONE, PRAISE KEK
>>76636208
This needs to be done.
Either they get convicted on attempted murder and perverting the course of justice for their vigilantly actions.
Or they have to admit in court that it's all bullshit to go free. And the moment they say they actually do believe it after all, they go back to court for perjury.
