>Be Leaf
>Run from wildfires
>Get to Ottawa
>Fall into a giant sinkhole
CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
https://www.rt.com/news/345937-giant-sinkhole-canada-ottawa/
>>76627620
even god hates canada. i can't blame him
>>76627620
DELTE THIS!!!!
If you fix the sinkholes, they win.
Yea Canada's infrastructure is old and crumbling too, thats another thing to add on top of the africans & 55,000 'refugees', massive $150billion in debt spending, oh yeah and some fires still blazing kek
>>76627654
He's creating sink holes because it's fag pride month here now
I think I know what's going on in Canada
We're going to annex them, but first we need a reason.
It's obvious that the country is in a downward spiral. SA firefighters on strike, the fire's still going AFAIK, and Trudeau is such a fucking pansy that he's going to incite people to revolt against the government. Chaos will ensue while Canadian liberals and Canadian nationalists fight it out.
Canadian Civil War will go on for about 6 months before we intervene, I bet.
>>76627620
Reminds me of this.
>>76627620
Must have been where they kept their gold.
>>76627620
Do you even have paved roads?
>>76627891
>SA firefighters on strike
Wait those jolly dancing firebeating negros are striking now? Even after they got a raise??
Top fucking kek
>>76628036
>>76627891
And of course this is going to be a precedent that allows us to take the oil-rich parts of Mexico and wipe out the cartels in the Second Mexican-American War
>muh cartels
>Mexican ultranationalists in California become a problem for national security
>Wall will probably never go up
It's a matter of time before we go go war with Shitxico
>>76628036
I read this morning that they were protesting their $15/day pay rate, not sure if it's a full on strike but the firebeaters aren't happy. There was a thread here about it, and a story on the CBC website.
>>76627620
One person died in Fort McMurray and no one died from this sinkhole. Every years dozens die from floods in the southern US. Didn't like 9 soldiers drown a couple of weeks ago?
>>76627620
No worries m8. The PM will just send for a few hundred Ethiopian construction workers. Have that road fixed in a jiffy.
>>76628267
He'll give them full citizenship and fly their extended family over on full benefits to appease them, just watch
>>76627885
The sinkholes are an elaborate Canadian plan to catch escaping fireniggers who inevitably don't show up for work/striking having chosen to "casually immigrate".
>>76627620
>mfw it's in a wealthy district
eat shit you urban liberal yuppie fuckers
I hope the sinkhole obliterates the entire city, then one crops up in Toronto and obliterates it too. Urbanites deserve nothing but suffering, especially in Ottawa/Toronto/Montreal/Vancouver
>>76628293
Now that's not fair, you know our drowning statistics go up because Niggers can't swim
>>76628267
I haven't heard about it in the local news, so I'm also curious about a source
>>76628416
He'll kick white farmers off of their land to make them feel like they're at home.
>>76628541
>Urbanites deserve nothing but suffering, especially in Ottawa/Toronto/Montreal/Vancouver
100%
>>76627620
Wait there's a sinkhole in my city?
>>76627620
>If you fix the sinkholes. They win
~Justin Trudeau.
>>76628609
kek There'd be blood if that was the case
http://www.news24.com/SouthAfrica/News/singing-sa-firefighters-protest-over-canada-wildfire-pay-20160609 found the source lads. It's funny, we don't even send our best firefighters to Canada (most of these firefighters have little experience/from rural areas). Trudeau must really be desperate for multicultural points.
>>76628645
Did he died?
>>76628755
>http://www.news24.com/SouthAfrica/News/singing-sa-firefighters-protest-over-canada-wildfire-pay-20160609
top kek this fucking marxist faggot
>>76628036
Already unionized. They integrated fast.
>>76628541
>Urbanites deserve nothing but suffering, especially in Ottawa/Toronto/Montreal/Vancouver
Bummblefuck PEI got your back on that bud.
>>76629105
You can keep them, they're all yours
>>76627620
its like final destination. Its all part of gods plan
>>76629105
>>76629245
This is just plain getting out of hand
We're no longer on a ride, we're on a crash course
>>76628550
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/edmonton/south-africa-alberta-firefighters-wages-1.3623422
>>76628854
The father was a cuck, Jack Nicholson banged Trudeau's mother, and so did a lot of other celebrities while they were still married. Trudeau Sr. was being cucked, he was running around like a flamboyant gaylord having photo ops with Castro of all people. The son is just the same recycled garbage, flamboyant homos that do things for the cameras, but deep down have no substance. When shit hit the fan with this fire though he took it a little too far and regular Canadians will feel it when the fires burn out of control and his dancing south africans sit there and dance and ask for more pay or else, hire 3rd worlders and they do 3rd world things.
>>76628541
>Urbanites deserve nothing but suffering
>mfw I meet someone who wants to live in a city
I live in Central Massachusetts, half the people I know aspire to have careers in New York or Boston. I don't fucking understand why. The only city I've spent time in is Worcester, where I went to high school. I know it's a particularly awful post-industrial mess of a city, but I also know that the urban lifestyle is the most Jewish thing conceivable.
>>76627927
:) nice one anon
>>76628749
Nice mayonnaise body holy fuck...
>>76632739
He has a one pack lol omg skinny fat confirmed too ouch poutine and maple syrup
>>76632894
He still gets plenty of ass tho
>>76627620
I guess Trudeau has to sell some gold to fix your infrastructure.
...oh wait
>>76633429
gay man ass. thats what he and his voters like.
>>76627620
That road looks thin as fuck, no wonder it fell.
D-don't worry guys, the carbon tax will help fund infrastructure repair
Oh, it's going to bring us more refugees? O-oh kay
>>76633835
What would the name of this Super Queero group be called?
>>76633977
>Canadian intellectuals
>>76627891
ill take bc i want a clean place to fish
>>76633835
This one is just perfect
>>76627620
Whats the red-pill on sinkholes????????????
>>76627690
No leaf, you brought this on you're self.
>>76634253
Rusty culverts are the jews fault
>>76627620
I was going to an interview at the US embassy when this happened, saw a lot of police tape and big crowds. Was kinda hoping it was a snackbar incident
When we elected him with promises of "420 blaze it" I didn't expect actual giant wild fires
>>76628293
>thread was made by a serb
>still tries to make it about us
my god you syrups are so obsessed
>>76629184
Kings, Queens or Prince?
I'm really asking myself what would happen when Canadas economy crashes through Trudeaus bullshit.
I wonder if the Canadians riot or just make another gay march tolerance festival.
>>76634193
>>76633835
>>76633857
https://web.archive.org/web/20141224024336/http://www.queerliberals.org/
Pic related, can it get any gayer? Just a reminder, it's 'Gay Pride Month' now that ends with a massive gay pride parade that the Prime Memester will be attending himself, I think that'll be some next level stuff
