>this triggers the eurocuck
You're making me thirsty.
hurr it's owned by the dutch now
>>76626708
Are people actually upset by this? Isn't this just a temporary thing anyways?
>>76626708
actually, this triggers the American
they moved overseas to Europe, dunce.
Drink PBR
>>76626708
it should trigger the American as well since it isn't a wholly U.S. owned company anymore
>>76626708
Zhigulevskoe or no beer.
>>76626924
This.
(((Budweiser)))
Alcohol is degenerate
I've got 30 Americas on ice.
>>76626708
>triggered by mass produced urine
sure m8
>>76627031
This. Budweiser is a fucking water.
>>76626708
Piss beer triggers people?
>>76626924
>drink PBR
Do you also have fake large-framed glasses, a shitty, progressive haircut, and an "ironic" sense of humor nobody seems to get?
>>76626708
Trigger what? Being proud that america is litterally piss? I'm triggered so hard while I drink my belgian trapist.
>>76626995
>it should trigger the American as well
Tastes like piss, only way I can stand drinking it is to load down each swig with enough salt to guarantee I'll die in five years.
Homebrew = best brew. Grolsch can come too. Also Killian's, especially if there's steak-sauce to chase with.
>>76626924
>Drink PBR
Disgusting
>>76626708
>Implying any self-respecting European would drink Budweiser
>>76626708
You can name your beer w/e you want.
What triggers me is that it's just plain bad beer.
>>76626924
Fuck no
>>76626708
why would you serve us a pics of caned piss? Show me some real beer, because I know that every murrican drink a water flavored by piss and corn, as they think it is a beer
>2016
Plebs are still actually drinking beer
>>76627327
It's cheap and good enough edgelord
>>76627347
I have a sneaking suspicion your fat as fuck
>>76627031
I don't drink anything I can't pronounce.
Why do you Russians make words with so many weird fucking consonants in it?
>>76626708
>pisswasser
Yes, yes it does.
>>76626708
Shitty American beer that gives you a hangover with a Czech name owned by a Dutch company. It should trigger everyone.
>>76627331
>literal piss
>has never had Ten Sleep Speed Goat
>>76627539
Is it haram now in Britania ?
>>76627347
>Grolsch is a good beer in America
Top fucking kek
>>76627539
Local liquor all the way.
>>76627331
It really is piss.
>>76627327
no, reddit, I don't.
PBR is the original working man's beer, and it still is.
>>76627539
And loving it. Also beer is a white mans drink. Other races cant into beer
>>76627542
If you're gonna drink shitty beer at least don't be a fag, drink Stag.
>>76627749
Redneck toilet water, literally.
I've drank a lot of beer from a lot of different coutnries. And I gotta say that Budweiser isn't THAT bad. There are definitely worse beers out there.
>>76626708
It's a shit beer, all American beers are shit
They taste like half frozen gnats piss.
>>76627827
Guinness is a white mans drink. You can keep your piss water.
>>76626708
>Budweiser
>american
Pick one.
Its owned by a Chinese corporation now, recipe was even changed to rice based (no pun intended). Notice how when you were younger and it was still an award winning lager- whose recipe was from bavaria you never had a headache from it the next day? Compared to now when its a guaranteed hangover.
>>76627827
That's not Great Lakes Brewing Company.
>>76627945
>Most popular beer in Jamaica
>>76627945
Got to agree with paddy I'm afraid; nothing like a jar of room temprature plain porter after a long day.
>>76627573
>your
180lbs at 6'1", so no, not really.
>>76627678
It's really not popular at all, it's hard as fuck for me to find any around here but it was the beer that got me to like beer because most of what anyone carries in my area is fucking Miller or Bud Light, and then maybe Fosters or Heineken, but more likely Blue Moon for bitches with no taste.
>>76627945
Guinness is trash.
Unless we're getting some kind of weaker Guinness.
anybody try this yet?
>it tastes like a hit of weed
shit's crazy.
>>76626884
>it's owned by the dutch now
Exactly.
And Americans just fail to see the joke.
Europe already has a beer name "Budweiser", named after the Czech city České Budějovice.
American "Budweiser" should not be named after a Czech city, it should be named After its place of origin just like real Budweiser.
This is just us Dutch teaching you Americans not to name stuff after European places.
>american "beer"
>>76627999
This is actually true.
But the Anglo always lies so I am confused
I had no idea /pol/ was filled with so many muh craft beer fedoras lol
>>76628102
>Unless we're getting some kind of weaker Guinness.
>Drinks American beer
>Complains others are weak.
Literally what?
>>76628102
You are. The closer you are to us the better the Guinness.
>>76626708
>Yanks think this is a classy drink
>>76627945
this. i get the extra stout (idk what that would be in Ireland) or Murphys.
>>76626924
>PBR
Found the manlet
>>76626708
not really, no
>>76628169
You can get decent mass-brews if you're not in America.
>You know what they say about American beer?
>It's like making love in a canoe.
Fucking close to water.
>>76628183
Most American beers here have a higher ABV than Guinness. Like I said, we were probably getting some trash version of Guinness.
>>76628335
>Newky Brown
This right here,
>>76628315
You're a fucking leaf, PBR is an American drink. Opinion discarded.
>>76628363
>Like I said, we were probably getting some trash version of Guinness.
Most certainly.
>thread about American beer
>62 replies
>ctrl + f + piss
>11 results
>>76628125
ipa's are too hoppy.
>>76628432
checked.
>>76626708
Why would beer trigger me burger?
It's a useful tool to cope with all the bullshit going on in the world.
Cheers.
>>76626708
Vodka is the true man's drink
>>76628279
Outside of /sp/ meming a few years ago (and I'm sure other boards) I have never seen anyone drink Stella Artois.
>>76628335
Microbrews are more and more popular and are almost approaching mass status. Stuff like Stone is sold in grocery stores here in Tennessee now.
>drinking beer less than 7% abv
Whats your favourite alcohol /pol/?
>>76628454
best you stick to bud light then m8
>>76628549
Any
>>76627978
yeah i noticed that. idk if its bc they use gmo rice or what the fuck is going on with that.
>>76628515
Bimber is the true mans friend/drink/ambrosia
>>76628279
I hate how popular Steela is over here. Its like every restaurant that sells European beer has it in warehouses
>>76628549
Vodka for the price. Gin for the taste.
>>76626708
ITT: Eurocucks whose beer preferences act as a temporary salve for the anal tears they're receiving from Achmed.
>>76628142
I know the Budweiser you mean, is that one any good? Because the other, 'King of Beers', is very average.
>>76628356
kinda an 80's retort.
almost everything now is microbrew.yeah still sell the other shit but far as i know budweiser isnt even american.
now,imported beer isnt even necessary u can get 100 varieties of micros in safeway or giant
I'm from the south and I drunk Keystone. And I actually like it. What's wrong with me?
>>76628675
You have over 3000 mosques lad.
>>76627978
it's called aging
when you get older you're more susceptible to hangovers
>>76628549
Rum, whiskey. Beer is a given.
Budweiser is indisputably piss flavored water. Plus it's the beer what trashy teenagers drink to get sloshed.
>>76626708
>terrible beer that tastes like someone put a cigarette out in a watery lager
>owned by a European conglomerate
>as American as tapas
Europoors should be triggered by our craft beer scene, but desu their palates are probably too delicate to like hops.
>>76628411
pbr is owned by the russians fool
>>76628549
Drink socially, currently in an Estrella phase.
Drink to get drunk, I'll sup a few Tyskie and Russian standard.
>>76627678
>thinks warm guiness is a good beer
>>76628279
Nothing wrong with a can of Wife Beater if there's fuck all else but the classy image is one they purposefully try and establish to be fair.
>>76628549
Pic.
>>76627718
Bulliet bourbon
Beer = bloated and tired
tescos value lager
25p a can
why would i drink anything else lads?
>>76628739
We sure as fuck don't have this.
>>76627207
correction:beechwood aged piss water.
>>76628549
That name is offensive. German "men" shouldn't hunt, nor should they be "master" of anything.
And drinking is haram
>>76628411
>your a FUCKING LEAF
nice channeling of carl the cuck
>>76626708
Budweiser is absolute trash, even the women think it's too soft here
>made with fucking rice
>>76626708
>not posting Shiner, St. Arnold, 8th Wonder or a million other good American breweries
Even fucking Lonestar is better than that. I'd tell you to eat shit, but you're already drinking it.
>>76627839
owned by pabst and their band of hipster degenerates. no thanks.
>>76628675
>ITT: Amerifats proving yet another thing from the "Greatest country in the world" is blaringly mediocre.
>>76628894
2%? whats the point?
>>76626924
>PBR
>Not Miller High Life
You're probably a race mixing liberal.
>>76628894
>2%
Why the fuck would you even bother?
>>76628803
>Europoors should be triggered by our craft beer scene
>>76628549
Whats the appeal?
I havent had it in over a year. I dont remember what it tasted like beyond bad
>>76628950
For once, agreed. That's starting to get stale.
>>76628894
Nice and cold. Fucking hell
>>76626708
>Any American beer.
And hey while we're at it Mexican and Italian beer are shit too.
Pic. related.
>A real man's beer.
>>76627327
Hipsters drink Hamms now. PBR is for poorfags and unionized poorfags
>>76626708
a razão pela qual qeu xingo o cuzinho da helena todo dia é porque EU NÃO QUERO aturar mais 6 meses dessa retardada enchendo meu saco, e ter que ficar reservando tempo pensando em como se livrar dessa sarna.
>>76628335
we get new castle here, what is this meme that we don't get it? Its ok. they used to get its color from artificial caramel coloring, they dont anymore but after i heard that i basically blew it off.
>>76628894
2% abv lol you're getting jewed
>>76628102
We actually do. The guininess draft is only 4.1% alcohol but if you get the foreign stout it's 7.5%. Apparently the foreign stout is the real one
>>76628217
It sits in the kegs to long here and goes to shit. Too risky to buy for a 6 dollar pint. When it's fresh it's good af though
>>76628549
Potato vodka for the effect, Irish whiskey for the taste.
>Americans drink pisswater
wow even your beer is cucked, cuckSA
>>76628549
Georgian wine called Vino and Russian vodka
patrician taste reporting in
>>76629048
licorice
>>76629083
Aussie beers are all too sweat - basically sugar water
>>76629083
just because it's your country's only beer doesn't mean it's any good
>>76628986
>>76629005
>>76629118
Its for the taste ya daft cunts.
>>76628981
>blaringly mediocre
It's like you've never watched British television or a game of cricket before. Enjoy your Brexit fail, limey.
>>76629160
I've heard of this. I've never seen Georgian wine here. We can buy their mineral water, which really just tastes like bottled seawater, so the idea of their wine has me interested.
>>76628549
Pic related
>>76628954
well theres a reason we all called it buttwiper in hs.
>>76628894
So you need to drink 4 beers to get the booze of one normal beer?
>>76628335
Shit is literally everywhere m8
>>76629125
both are disgusting. i hope whoever invented the stout died in some world war.
>>76629130
Yeah it is. kek, I get it at a pub a stones throw away from the Guinness factory.
>>76629271
This was actually good beer - had it at the Sao Paulo airport.
It triggers me desu.
Budweiser is shit and it's bad enough that it's already considered the quintessential "American" beer. Now they're just rubbing salt on the would.
>>76628363
regular guinness is 4% but the extra stout (usually right next to the regular and the same price) is 6% and tastes way better imo
>>76628917
>tfw there's a Hofbräuhaus in my city.
Comfy place, unfortunately a bit expensive, but man they have some damn good beer.
>>76629263
Vino was Stalin's favourite brand of Georgian wine :^)
It's great
Amerifats will never know the taste of Orval, drink of the redpilled
>>76629235
I agree. sometimes you just want fizzy water, with maybe some flavor, but not mondo sugar/carb guzzle.
surprisingly, if I want beer or get a craving for it, sparkling water kind does the deed, and distracts me for the night.
but that might be cuz I'm a burgerfat and we drink flat water here
>>76629235
I'd expect more from an island of alcoholics, but they probably took it down a few notches to combat your FAS crisis. No surprise you're a "nation" of gingersnap manlet potatoniggers.
>>76629348
True true. I won't sup Guinness unless I'm in Dublin or a country pub nearby. The difference is significantly better and worth it.
>trump wants to ban this craft beer
>>76626708
Budweiser is a cheap tasting beer, even among cheap tasting beers.
>>76628819
objectively incorrect, fool.
>>76628950
nice forced meme, but you ignored the point.
>>76629239
>It's like you've never watched British television
>Pseduo-intellectual jokes
>Bazinga
>canned laughter out of the arse
>crowd goes fucking mental.
From everybody loves raymond, or cheers, US TV is absolute shit,
>>76626708
> american """"""""""""""""""""""""beer""""""""""""""""""""""""
Well at least now it's not copying the name of proper czech beer
>>76629426
http://www.merchantduvin.com/brew-orval-trappist.php
We can get most every beer here so we will enjoy it.
>>76628549
Slivovitz, that shit is good. Also vodka.
>>76626708
>triggers the eurocuck
shows pic of a sub-par lager, now owned by a European company.
>>76627031
Used to buy it when we had 2liter beer bottles, shit was so cash and cheap
>>76629396
Imagine all the Indians on this board replying with OPs image when you tell them to "poo in loo"
>>76629599
>corona
>Mexican
>>76626708
They just renamed it because weiser sounded racist.
>>76629489
Cry more, Jamal.
>>76629599
He would be doing the americans a favor
>>76629226
'Amerikek' beer
>4.0% alcohol content
One of the lowest tier Australian beers
>4.9% alcohol content
Yeah m8 enjoy your pisswater.
>>76629231
Again, this beer is one of the lowest tiers here yet it still is better than anything your country can piss out.
>>76629426
I think we have this here. Probably with the $14 bottles of Belgian beers. Would rather sample among thousands of diverse, quality American craft beers, desu.
>>76629612
>I DEMAND . . . A SHRUBBERY!
>Pinnacle of British "humor"
Really, just stop.
>>76629747
>falling for the higher abv is better meme
>what are session ales
>>76628999
>if you don't like what i like, you're a liberal
>am i doing /pol/ right, guys? guys???
PBR is cheaper and has more alcohol than Miller High Life.
>>76629704
Starve more, Mick.
>>76629772
>Appropriating Russian culture
>>76629868
At least he's white.
>>76626708
It's not that good. I'd take one if it was free though.
shittiest beer in the world?
olympia.
If you ever see this squirrel piss in a can,run.As fast as you can and dont ever look back.
"its in the water" is their slogan.I drank this shit in montana and was in a dry county/(edge of )this shit is all they had.
i always thought it was helpful and honest that they yold you why their beer was so stratospherically heinous.
Literal squirrels sitting on the edge of the vats pissing in their water.
>>76628335
You can get Newcastle anywhere in America. The bowling alley near me even has it on draft.
I'm not sure if you can call it beer. The color and flavor just isn't right. It's not horrible, just like whiskey and coke isn't horrible, it's just now what you go for when you're craving a beer.
>>76627331
>belgian trapist.
oh yeah, now we're talking.....
10% alc, or im calling faggotry.
>>76629910
>>76629893
>implying beer isn't rightful ancient Egyptian culture, exclusively
WE
>>76628835
>tyskie
my nigga
>>76629384
Next time you are here you should try "Caracu" (pic related) and Desperados. (It's beer+tequila)
>>76629414
Noice, I wish I had one ;_;
pic
>>76626924
PBR isn't beer. I don't know what it is but it's definitely not beer
Keep that fucking garbage-ass swill over in Europe.
>Amerifats will never experience the golden quality of a refreshing can of the finest Carling
>>76629834
>Comparing America's craft beer to Australia.
There's probably more independent breweries in my suburb than there are in your entire state.
>>76629599
Corona ins't half bad actually.
love me some american budweiser. so happy theyre going to change it to say america. however havent seen it in stores yet.
also martinis (gin, obviously with an olive) are a mans drink. get on my level
>>76630215
Fuck off, carling is shit tier.
>>76629910
The Irish are, and always have been, subhuman. That's been documented through the ages. What kind of "white" slaves next to niggers in cotton fields? Nice try, Achmed.
Weihenstephaner is overrated, imo. Not bad, but if you can't become great after several centuries...
>>76628803
>>76628588
sorry guys but the american craft beer trend of just dumping a shit ton of hops into beer does not taste good. Hops also has a very high amount of phyto estrogens on the level of soy. whenever i drink an ipa or some such i get very sleepy and engorged nips. clear sign of excess estrogens entering the system.
>>76630222
yes it is
it's the worst mexican beer there is
>>76629815
>I DEMAND . . . A SHRUBBERY!
Monty Python is a bit silly but at least its somewhat witty in parts; American humour is literally just lowest common denominator jokes that are blatantly stated, no subtlty.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMUnbNPCoSw
>>76629772
Yea whole foods usually has it. I don't think Europeans understand we have a massive microbrew industry in the US. Budweiser and coors are just for when you're in college or broke
>>76629834
>>76630221
Also I was comparing two mass produced lagers, so your argument is irrelevant.
>this advert would be banned in America
>>76630165
its alcohol plus stomach acid
best beer, pic related
>>76630215
Bada Bada Bing for the lad's night.
Best beer from my state right here
What's your favorite state beer /pol/?
>>76630366
>a bit silly
Omfg, my sides.
>2016
>not drinking Trappist beer
I live close to the La Trappe brewery and often go to Belgium to stock up on beer.
Heaven on Earth.
Belgian beer is L I T E R A L L Y the best beer in the world.
>>76628864
>>76629211
>>76629426
Good taste, m8s.
>drinking faggotry beer
>not drinking spirits like a real man.
Chug a fucking 151 like a real man.
Grow some cojones cabron.
pic related a man's drink.
>>76630269
>He falls for the 100s of years old British propaganda
Holy kek. Fucking gullible. Cunt. We are very closely related to Brits. We are whiter than any nation on your continent. Fucking nigger.
>>76630435
tasted spitfire couple days ago, it's shit
>all these craft cucks
>all these domestic cucks
>mfw Miller High Life master race
kys hipsters and euros
>>76630284
Your nipples get sleepy?
>>76630456
Virginia
hardywood's singel.
brewery is literally like 3 blocks down from me.
>>76630479
>Asians
>Alcohol tolerance
Back to your rice wine
>>76630363
Whats the best Mexican beer? I've only had Corona and Tecate
>>76630474
>Raymond gets an ice cream and I don't
>Crowd roars with laughter
>9 seasons
>>76628894
literally a euro trash simpleton.
>2%
>>76627945
Also owned by the Dutch.
>>76630479
This motherfucker right here.
Pic very related.
>>76630522
>100s of years old British propaganda
>Taig Triggered
>Make sure to look under your cars lads.
>>76630579
Sorry my family member but isn't alcohol banned in the UK?
Alcohol is haram you know. Don't make me call the Shariah patrols!
>>76626708
only real budweiser is Czech Budweiser.
>>76630606
Pacifico
>>76630284
>signs that someone hasn't tried very many beers
>>76626708
Drink beer from local breweries you fag, bud isn't even american anymore
i always liked carlsburg elephant but there was this crazy shit from poland on the ferry from poland/germany/sweden
had like a hammer and sickle on it and was fuckin 16% alc beer.
tasted like sugar and diesel fuel.
after about 3 you were trying to do crossword puzzles with your dick.
>>76630629
Tesco value lager is a meme.
>American education.
>>76630456
Abita wasn't half bad. For larger breweries, St. Arnold is it in my state. Shiner Bock is good, too. Don't judge Texas beer based on Lonestar. It's our PBR for broke hipster kids on $1 nights.
>used to work at bottle sorting facility
>mfw almost unlimited free beer everyday
summers were glorious, you could drink 3-4 beers per shift and nobody could tell because the job was so exhausting youd sweat it all out immediatelly
also a shitload of polacks worked there, theyre like little fucking robots, doing 200% of norm daily
>2016
>Drinking beer
lol fucking pussies
ill be sticking to my quality swedish bitter
>>76630671
>tfw rum is best liquor, but makes you forget literally everything
:(
had many a wonderful night, only to wake up and not be able to remember much of any of it
>>76630671
>Rum
Not sure if
>Pirate
or
>Puff
>>76630709
There you are. I've been waiting for you, Anglo.
>>76630606
Negra modelo but even thats not very good
>>76630606
modelo
>>76630284
>the american craft beer trend of just dumping a shit ton of hops into beer does not taste good
I tend to cut the American scene some slack since it's so young but yeah, quad hopped IPA is foul and destroys any subtlety of taste the beer may have once had.
>>76630522
>triggeredmicknigger.exe
>>76627945
Irish beverage is very white.
>>76629211
Leffe.
My penis can only become so erect, mate.
>>76630727
Thanks, going to try that when I see it
>>76626708
Why would it? Looks nice and they don't sell the US version here anyway
>>76630880
>Amerikek thinks he can trigger me
Tip toppety kek
>>76626708
>not drinking vodka
Pls.
>>76630876
IPA's are nasty in-general. Never had a good one. They're for "dude, black coffee, so it's stronger XD" beardlords and nu-males.
>>76630834
Ah you know us paddy,
>if there is a Celt to be belittled or an old woman to harass out of her land we'll be there.
>Where ever there is a savage in need of a good beating we'll be there.
>Where ever someone is practicing for Cricket or putting the milk in first, we'll be there.
>>76631045
Who the fuck puts milk in first? Jesus Christ.
>>76630728
meh. once ive found what i like i dont see a reason to stray.
>Being British
>Not drinking IPA
>>76628894
Why would anyone ever actually drink that, am I being trolled
>>76630826
Well, was one of your guys, so I'm going to go with puff.
Also, if you read the back of the bottle, it says he was a guvnah.
>>76631021
It's a girls drink over here, since beer has about 300 calories a can
>>76631021
This.
God tier drink.
I love it when I go to a bar and chug a bottle and people just stare and me like dayum son.
>>76629211
>>76629211
The best right here
>>76626708
Actually, i drink bud mostly.
But my favorite is miller, especiallysince they started brewing it on pint cans in Germany
>>76626708
Alcohol is degenerate.
>>76631108
so then how can you slap?
>>76630838
>>76630856
Will keep this in mind. thanks
![big-flats-beer-575[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Y6qR9IX.jpg "big-flats-beer-575[1].jpg")
>>76631117
because poor
>>76631105
Yanks mate; outside of the British isles and New Zealand the tea is liquid cancer.
If there is one thing you Fenians got right in your 800 years of occupation it's beer, butter and brews.
>>76628125
>>76628454
American Ipa's are way to hoppy try this one if you should ever come it across
>>76631117
nah mate this stuffs where its at tbqh
That explains why your belly is bigger than all Europe
>>76628894
> 2%
Kill yourself
>>76631145
>it says he was a guvnah.
Thats like saying it said "Yall enjoy yourself now *hick hick hick*
Stale memes are bad, at least take a jab at the teeth next time yank not the poor old cockneys.
>>76631021
I drink Monopolowa. Luksusowa is good Polish vodka. Better than Sobieski?
Mono is the cleanest I've had and costs about $14 here. Russian and Swedish have been garbage-tier, over-priced memes and American vodka (yes, that means Tito's) is Everclear and nail polish remover sold as liquor, not even vodka.
>>76631288
I just cannot comprehend how someone can put the milk in first. They must have some disability or something.
>>76627999
southern scandinavia is way into the beer-belt, man.
But you should probably make sweden gray, as alcohol is haram for achmed and may affect his semen.
>>76628549
pic
>>76631035
For the most part you're right, but there are some genuinely good craft IPAs.
I had pic related recently and it was gorgeous.
American exported beers are shit.
However, i hear that there are LOCAL brewerers in America that make fantastic beer unheard of in Europe.
Amerifats confirm.
