Cont. from:
>>76615931
MUPDATE 14
>>76616553
Kill Commies
>>76616553
retake texas
>>76616553
Retake Wisconsin
>>76616553
Continue the purge of mexispics from Texas.
Seperate purple territory north from south and defend from the south while moving north
Attack Fascist Canada
>>76616701
thats michigan ree
Fill more Tacoland.
>>76616553
Finish Iowa and then rush to get to orange and fuck his shit up
>>76616701
I'm coming to restore the rightfull ruler of the Highlands
Fuck, when we win vs purp, i want wisconsin and whats northwest and you can have whats south.
>>76616736
I also now have +13.
>>76616728
Can I cede land in Ohio to Vlad and attack USSO in Michigan?
>>76616704
As soon as I get my +16 I'll be right there next to you, so I suggest you focus on going north in Texas.
>>76616804
Michigan* not wisconsin
>>76616804
I was planning on only keeping Ohio and giving you the rest anyway.
>>76616881
Fuck no
>>76616553
there's a whole board for this now
>>>/qst/
>>76616973
It's shitty as fuck, slow as fuck and the dice is dumb as fuck
>>76616900
Alright, I'll try to have OP move in that direction so you can still attack him
>>76616973
FUCK YOU
>>76616973
There's a whole board for Australians now
>>>/trash/
>>76617043
OP bringing the bantz.
>>76617043
>>76616973
>There's a whole board for Australians now
>>>/BBC/
>>76617027
>>76617038
>>76617043
>being this bootyblasted I pointed out your off topic thread is off topic
>>76616704
>>76617169
NUKE!
>>76617043
BTFO
T
F
O
MUPDATE 15
The Northmen quick to help the Fascists
>>76617319
retake texan lands
>>76617319
retake Michigan
>>76617319
REEEtake Pennsylvania. Mounties get out.
>>76617319
Steal more Taco land cocaine land and spill into Texas if necassary.
>>76617319
Kill the Communists
>>76617319
Continue attacking Texas, moving along the North border so my ally can get to him.
>>76617384
I'm +10 now
>>76617360
So you're just going to hope for a miracle now?
>>76617444
Nice roll.
>>76617319
Finish Iowa the go through North Illinos and north Indiana to attack Orange
Order must be restored, the true Warden of the Northern Lakes must be helped
>>76617523
nee ik ga blijven aanvallen tot ofwel ik dood ben ofwel jullie vuile rasverraders
>>76617617
Oh chit, I didn't even notice. Texas successfully ended, praise KEK.
>>76617741
Kort potje dan.
>>76617817
RAISE THE UNN
>>76616553
Macedonia
Missouri
Brown
>>76617878
wasted
>>76617878
Hello Fyrom
>>76617922
Why?
>>76617957
Ummmmmm, who?
>>76617868
ik verlies toch, kan net zo goed alles eraan doen zodat jij ook verliest
>>76617969
wasted again
MUPDATE 16
KKK BTFO
Now the Fascists can cede Ohio to the Northmen
>>76618029
Fill Missouri
>>76618029
retake texan lands
>>76618029
Fill Georgia then continue killing the communists in Florida
>>76618029
Cede Ohio to Northmen and retake Michigan
Kek wills it!
>>76618029
Take Pennsylvania, spill into attacking Purple in Ohio
>>76618029
Move west and north driving out purp
>>76618029
KILL ORANGE, RAPE HIS BUM
>>76617741
>>76618012
OP IS THIS PERSON ALLOWED TO SPEAK A FRENCH DIALECT HERE?
>>76618029
Take more Mexico, spilling into Texas.
>>76618029
Continue the battle along the northern border of Texas.
>>76618151
>>76618029
Actually now that i have Ohio can i just attack FUCK! Instead?
>>76618196
Just make sure I have the bottom of Texas so I can move to Dixie.
UNN will prevail.
4 largest players are allied 10/10 guys
>>76618301
You can't reach Orange anyway since the Fascists blocked him off
Reroll
>>76618372
We are the 4 largest players BECAUSE we allied, why didn't you?
>>76618379
Rerolling to fucking end FUCK
>>76618372
Right? Nobody else stands a chance.
>>76618333
Understood, should I take Oklahoma to back you up or fill New Mexico?
>>76618553
Macedonia will rise from the ashes, trust me
>>76618528
What do your alliances have to do with your bonuses? FUCK ALL.
>>76618528
no you are the largest because you got the best rolls
i haven't fought until the point the fat american attacked me
>>76618621
Iblying I didn't stall Texas while VOC built up his bonus.
MUPDATE 17
>>76618155
>>76618196
When we started i promiser you that we would rule this map, that we would be the law, well look at us now boys!!! We stand as gigants, we will rule eternal and chrome! LONG LIVE THE UNN!
>>76618621
Kick Minnesota out of PA and go into WV
>>76618762
Fill missouri
>>76618762
Fill Michigan
>>76618762
spill into arkansas
>>76618553
>>76618372
losers compaining about other players who have clear tactics and are winning because of them
>>76618561
Go for Oklahoma if you plan on backing me, go for New Mexico if you need more bonus to go up and attack others/help our other ally.
>>76618782
UNN WILL PREVAIL
>>76618762
You forgot me.
.
>>76618762
Fill PA
>>76618651
Starting in texas is the most stupid thing possible you could do, that's why you're getting fucked, it take forever to fill that fucking thing, that's why you need smaller bonuses first, snowball effect nigga
>>76618843
hey hey hey, I want to move into Kansas, so if you don't attack me, I won't attack you, peace?
>>76618762
*drums of war* Attack the lone star state again, northern border expansion.
>>76618869
Sorry added
>>76618909
All of the games I've been in have had Texas being the most powerful entity on the board.
>>76618762
OP YOU FORGOT MY ROLL
>>76618155
>>76618869
>Tactics
Rolls.
Fill Florida
>>76618762
Take all of Pensylvanya then New Jersey
Bonus 18
>>76618869
allying with 3 other players isn't a tactic
you just get yourself so big you can kill everything no matter what you do
you guys played like shit with your bonusses and still are huge
>>76618953
Cheers, take more Mexico/Texas.. you know the drill.
>>76619016
Yes, it's just luck that three people next to eachother, who are allied and work together are winning. Just luck.
>>76618978
Well I said I fucking added it
You have the Mexican territory now
>>76618909
the two voc guys east of me had twice my land in the same turns without achieving any bonusses, the reason i am so small is because of rolls
>>76619062
CALM YOUR TITS SOFIA
Alright, in that case I have +16 for this roll:
>>76619061
>>76619111
+16 BITCHES
UNN WILL OWN THIS SHIT
I cede California to Reconquerors.
>>76619328
Wtf are you doing?!
>>76619061
That's not what I fucking said you cunt. I said it's luck that you have the highest bonuses. The fact that you're allied has little to do with it. Vlad got to +15 in the same amount of time it took me to get to +7 and neither of us were attacked.
MUPDATE 18
Things are getting desperate for the Northeast alliance
>>76619328
Your borders won't be connected then, not allowed
>>76619393
fill arkansas
>>76619393
Fill Missouri
>>76619393
Retake PA
>>76619368
Ah.. so you're saying it's almost like a game?
>>76619393
I understand, I cede Oregon.
>>76619393
Attack USSO
>>76619414
Fill Florida
>>76619393
>>76619393
Take more Texas with my +16 and cede Oregan to my ally Requonciereeen.
>>76619498
exactly it's a game, and by making an alliance of the 4 players that got the largest roles in the building phase you shit on it for everybody
we spent hours filling tiles just so you guys can pull this gay shit
>>76619393
Continue attacking Texas, chasing him into Arkansas.
If I get Oregon this turn my bonus is +10
>>76619623
I totally agree
>>76619498
Well it is a game but that isn't what I was saying.
>>76619368
You were fighting Orange while i was still at +8 dmbass, face it you got into wars too early
>>76619393
Get all Of Pensylvania, spill new jersey
test
>>76619679
I didn't fight Orange we had an NAP from the very first turn.
>>76619771
So if you were the biggest together with Orange now you would've been singing the same song?
Go prepare the bull.
>>76619393
Attack west
>>76619679
you made an alliance of 4 players that got the biggest rolls
there are 3 relevant players left on the map
you are being a dickhead
>>76619847
Well I would at least know it was only because of luck.
>>76619847
>together with Orange
read one ally
2 players, not 4
>>76619623
>>76619847
>t.''i'm mad because the bigger players aren't doing what i want so i can win"
>>76619983
When the four of you have the entire map what are you going to do?
MUPDATE 19
The Communists are dead and the KKK is dying
>>76620032
jk bby
Are you gonna do another risk thread after this one?
>>76619902
Alright, well hopefully you roll some quints then. It's only luck.
>>76619894
Exactly, you played a shit game and had shit luck, you're dead meat, you're toast, history, this is not your game. Accept it and move on, we are the only relevant players now
>>76620136
Fill Missouri, spill kansas
>>76620136
Retake PA
>>76620147
Early-game luck >>>> end-game luck
>>76620136
fill arkansas
>>76620171
ALLIANCE OF FOUR PLAYERS
FOUR FUCKING PLAYERS
ILLITERATE GYPSY
>>76620136
Push west
>>76620136
attack USSO again
>>76620136
Take All of Pensylvania
>>76620147
Last game I played, someone seriously got a 7D pal
>>76620136
Attack the spot north of the river in Texas, then chase into Arkansas.
>>76620136
Attack Blue (Reconquerors) then cede this to Texas
>>76619668
If you cede me Texas I will cede you Nevada. That way we can both continue east to spread the UNN. This would also allow you to help the third ally.
>>76620244
Three
>>76620229
Yea, and our first move was to accidentally attack each other, and we haven't gotten a single nuke.
>>76620351
northmen is fighting together with minnesota
four players
2 medium size players, one big player, two non existent players
versus four players that are huge
>>76620436
The UNN is three players. That's all I am saying, we know who we are.
>>76620436
Kkk join us i will become united confederate states of orange (UCSO) we will wipe out the UNN scourge
>>76620540
DIXIELAND* not Kkk
>>76620540
Lol, THIS is why you are both losing. Fucking hell.
Anyway, OP, attack Texas.
>>76620136
Just to confirm I have the Florida bonus now?
>>76620624
I am now +13 BTW.
MUPDATE 20
People literally complaining FUCKING RISK is luck based lel kek
World War is happening
UNN + Fascists VS. Everyone else except Macedonia
>>76620656
Yes
>>76620740
fight the unn subhumans
>>76620740
I'm just livin' off the fatta tha land, okay?
Fill Kansas
>>76620740
Attack Texas, then the niggers from Florida.
>>76620740
Fill Tennesse
Cede that land I have in Texas to KKK
Defend Louisiana
>>76620740
Fill New Mexico
To the UNN: please watch Macedonia, as it will soon become a threat.
>>76620936
I'm not on anyone's side right now, calm down. Also, I think you need to go through Baja California to have a continuous block of troops
>>76620740
Retake PA.
It's 3am now, I'm tired and mad that I lost. I'm going to bed.
>>76621038
Cede to USSO?
>>76621019
Bullshit. We're watching you.
>>76621082
Alright
>>76620436
When you saw a coalition of 3 start you should have started a coalition of 3 or even 4, you should have know this was coming, you had the chance and now you lost
>>76620740
Take Pensylvania
>>76621081
I assume quit-ceding isn't allowed. I never allow it.
>>76621143
But you are leaving, correct? The troops will be immobile
>>76621193
The troops are dead.
>>76621137
that's the entire fucking point
your 4 man coalition consists of the 4 strongest players in the game
there is 1 player that matches one of your 4 players that isn't allied with you
you are more than half the players and 70% the tiles
can you not read, filthy gypsy
MUPDATE 21
>>76621486
Keep filling Kansas
>>76621486
Attack Texas.
Also, I respectfully ask my ally to go through Oklahoma and not block my way to the east.
>>76621486
defend against attacks, fill oklahoma
>>76621486
Finish off New Mexico, begin filling Arkansas, as close to kkk as possible.
>>76621569
NUKE
OH BOY ! ! !
>>76621569
NUKE
>>76621486
Fill Tennessee spill North Carolina
Defend Louisiana
>>76621636
Oklahoma I mean.
>>76621672
North or South carolina?
>>76621486
Fill pensylvania spill New jersey
>>76621569
Bring it on baby.
>>76621757
North please
I'm going to be hosting a Europe risk thread in about 12 hours if there's enough players for it
Goodnight and sorry for being a little bitch about losing.
>>76621913
Gnight faggot
MUPDATE 22
>>76621755
Could you cede me Texas?
>>76622008
Attack Texas.
>>76622008
Keep filling Kansas, spill Kentucky
>>76622008
Fill North Carolina
Defend Louisiana if attacked
>>76622048
He can't. He has troops in OK that are not connected
>>76622067
NAP?
>>76622131
Ah yes, sorry.
>>76622223
For at least one round
>>76622008
Attack the kkk, fill Oklahoma.
The bomb shall be glorious, and we will Make America Great Animators Again.>>76622048
Ceding Texas to VOC.
>>76621569
you should use the nuke to cut off green troops in south texas
I cede Nevada to Reconquerer.
>>76622276
Wait, you're killing yourself doing that
>>76622008
drop nuke so blue troops can't reach me anymore
attack green troops in texas
>>76622400
No, I'm not. I'm giving my ally more bonus to fight the one state Texas has. I am also giving him more Bonus to fight you after that.
I'll just be here making sure Texas stays in the UNN.
You fuckers seem to really not understand I am fighting as the UNN, not as VOC.
>>76622491
Drop nuke where..?
>>76622264
I give it to ya in a round or two, also my bonus is +13(or if the 5 rule is in effect +11)
>>76622534
I think he wants a carpet bomb style nuke. Lol.
>>76622534
>>76622534
>>76622619
>>76622574
Called it
>>76622619
Idiotic.
>>76622725
That has to be cheating, right?
>>76622725
it stops them and me and dixie can push them back to the river, idk where you think a nuke would be better
>>76622008
Push west
>>76622787
That's not how nukes work you stupid non country
>>76622796
Ayo!
Mennonite Kingdom
Silver
North Dakota
>>76622906
Heyyo, MS
>>76622857
OH GOD YES, BASED BULGARIA BRINGING THE BANTS TO SOUTH-HOLLAND/NORTH-FRANCE
MUPDATE 23
The award for the most useless player goes to USSO
>>76622931
Hey, Macedonia. You did pretty good last round.
>>76622906
Added you
roll
>>76622940
Fill KY
>>76622940
Attack Texas.
>>76622940
Fill North Dakota.
>>76622940
Award for shittiest OP goes to...
>push west.
>>76622940
Fill North Carolina
Defend Louisiana if attacked
spill South Carolina
>>76622940
atleast drop it in between the rivers so we get a good line of defense you poor roach rapebaby
>>76622940
4D PAL, by the way
>>76623003
>>76622977
Thanks!
>>76623068
>talks shit about OP
Fuck off, I hate people like you. You wouldn't be playing if it weren't for them, you should be grateful he/she doesn't kick you out.
>>76623070
3d pali
>>76622940
>>76622940
is the 5 bonus rule in effect? if isn't my bonus is 16
Attack Macedonia.
>>76623260
WTF? I'M MOVING INTO KENTUCKY
>>76623260
Oh it's not
woops im removing that
>>76622940
fight the gay lovers that took texas
>>76623260
>>76623277
Great job.
>>76623304
>dubs vs 4
Yeah you're done.
MUPDATE 24
>>76623474
Fill ND, spills into SD
>>76623474
Push back against Reconquerors
>>76623474
Attack Texas.
>>76623521
FUCKING SHITTY ROLLS WHY?
>>76623474
Fill South Carolina spill Virginia
Defend if attacked
>>76623474
fight the race traitor dutchfag in texas
>>76623474
Paint the floors with Macedonia's blood.
>>76623573
Stop double rolling, last warning
"Do X
But if attacked do Y"
I hereby cede Texas to my ally, Reconquerrer.
>>76623665
Forgot to update my bonus ><
>>76623474
Finish pensylvania
Get Jew York
>>76623474
Push. West.
>>76623221
>waahhh why are you talking shit after getring talked shit about
Kys fag
>>76623670
You can't expand anywhere if you do that
I don't know if I can allow that
>>76623769
I apologize, I then cede California.
>>76623670
I'm not provoking you guys at all. I said that I'm moving eastwards
>>76623741
USSO troops drown in the river trying to cross it
This is what I mean by useless
>>76616553
how do we play this
>>76623833
they will kill you either way, join the white supremacists
I have to get lunch with the wing commander so may be absent for a while
>>76623670
REEEEEEEEE STOP ATTACKING MY ALLY
>>76623741
>Kys fag
Your shitposting powers are strong.
>>76623909
I'm not joining anyone until this pointless bickering stops
>>76623891
Im not useless the rolls are
Like you said earlier, its luck, take your own advice and quit bitching
>>76623903
I'm watching and learning right now, read the rules and watch them do things
>>76623962
Tks fâm
>>76623833
Sorry, I already promised kkk breakfast in hell, and you're in the way.
MUPDATE 25
The Dutch have completely abandoned their original homeland
>>76624084
Fill ND
>>76624084
Fill Kentucky, spill Illinois
>>76624132
You are getting really shitty rolls, kek
>>76624084
Continue pushing Macedonia out of Kansas.
