Share your Abo encounter stories cunts
>in Melbourne one night after a death metal show
>with a girl
>shes drunk as fuck and cant stand at the bus stop so we sit inside Maccas
>homeless abo walks in and asks me for money
>say no
>he gets angry and starts shouting at the girl for "laying on his bed" (she was laying down on the bench)
>spits at her and takes a swing at me but misses
>before i even get up he runs away yelling "Fucckin wite cunts!"
I wish I was making this up
What a meme race
Can they even breed with humans?
>>76603248
Great movie desu senpai
>>76603384
Yeah, it is.
subscribing :^)
>on school trip to the city that lasts for a week, we go of in groups and do school stuff in groups
>my group makes friends with homeless aboriginal guy
>we hangout with him, actually pretty based
>next day my group is held back from starting for being cheeky cuntz
>cuck socialist teacher is yelling at us
>aboriginal friend sees us getting yelled at by teacher
>aboriginal friend we made starts yelling out and calling our teacher a cunt
>he comes up to teacher and says 'let them go you white dog'
>can see teacher freaking out because 'muh white guilt' so doesn't want to say anything back
>teacher doesn't no what to do and just stands there without saying anything
>we walk away with our new aboriginal friend all while he is yelling that our teacher is a 'white dog' and a 'dog cunt'
>teacher got culturally enriched
I have more if interested
But they elders wuz robbed n shiet
>>76603526
Holy fucking kek
>>76603526
Go on
>>76603021
Do they really look like that? That thing looks like a transition species between h.sapiens and an ape
Does letting them huff petrol calm them down or does it make them aggressive?
>>76603021
No sympathy for those that bear the mark of cain.
>>76603021
>Death metal
>Alcohol
>Inebriated in public
Sounds like someone is low key degenerate
Did you guys know Australians call "Burger King" "Hungry Jack's"??
Lmao. FUCKING retards.
>>76603713
Dont listen to death metal anymore, only V A P E and Eurobeat
This was about 6 months ago
Also yeah I drink because living in this shitlib central makes life awful, dont care if its degenerate
After my interactions with them i've noticed that there if a direct correlation between how dumb/violent they are, and how pure abo they are:
100% - Do not attempt to interact, violence will always ensue
1/2 - violence likely, but the a small semblance of human empathy is present
1/4 - violence likely with strangers, but able to hold a conversation with familiar non-abos
1/8 - violence is unlikely, though intelligence remains sub-par
1/16 - almost normal, but still hates whitey, though violence is unlikely
1/32 - not even abo in demeanor, but probably on centrelink benefits
>live in Sweden
>no abo's in Sweden I'm aware of
>got some hot Sami women though
Think I failed this thread
>>76603713
He probably lives in Melbourne. The place is full of fucking degenerates
>>76603942
Literally the first line fa m
>>76603021
>shes drunk as fuck and cant stand at the bus stop so we sit inside Maccas
Fucking degenerate behaviour on you and your misses behalf.
Remember OP "dont throw rocks in glass houses"....
>>76603613
>driving around uluru at 80km/h
>mostly desert but at one point in road there are lots of bends and trees (can't see around bend)
>go around corner and there are a bunch of aboriginals just sitting in the middle of the road
>Slam breaks, get whiplash, very close to hitting them
>They just look unphased and wave at me
>drive around them
>heart rate doesn't go back to normal for hours realizing how close I was to hitting them
>>76603884
I've spent quite a bit of time in remote towns in the NT (Katherine etc) and also Darwin + Alice Springs. Never once have I had any of them be aggressive to me. Must be luck?
>>76603938
>hot
>Sami
Are you fucking retarded? They're a fucking meme culture. If anything, kill them all
>>76603021
Do your cucks have interracial about/white female porn?
>>76603938
>live in Sweden
>get raped by Muslims
>lie about it to the general public and pretend it never happened
>>76603526
>>my group makes friends with homeless aboriginal guy
>>we hangout with him, actually pretty based
What made him based?
>>76604085
The fact that he wasn't being clicked by Mudslimes
>>76604151
Cucked
>>76603637
very aggresive in packs, easy to take down though
>T. Cairns
>>76604054
No, bestiality porn is illegal.
Never here during Aussie hours but now that I am, I have a question. Do your Abos rap? It seems like they should.
>>76604023
to be honest i haven't had much interaction with them since i was in school, but i was schooled all across the east coast, and they were almost invariably the worst bullies in the schools
>>76604224
>>76604049
Meme culture, what do you mean?
>>76604063
It wasn't rape. It was consensual love making. He had a sexual emergency, and Swedes are helpful.
>>76604224
Whats more common abo male/white female or white male/abo female?
>>76603021
Saw an abo dude at court this one time
>he lived in public housing
>wasn't even eligible
>decided to declare his house as "sacred land" and a "sovereign aboriginal nation"
>gets evicted, won't leave
>dragged before a magistrate
>"ok joe bloggs, you are charged that"
>"OY FUGGEN RAYCIS CUNT THATS NOT MUH FUKKEN NAME"
>"MY NAMES ACTUALLY FLUBBABUBBA NUBBAGUGGADINDUNUFFIN"
>"Ok sir can you just spell that for me"
>it fucking takes 10 minutes, the guy can't even spell his own name
>"Ok flubbabbubba you are charged that"
>"OY I DONT HAFTA TAKE DIS SHIT CUNT YOUS NOT EVEN A REAL MAJJISTRATE"
>"Uh yes sir I am"
>"NO YOUS ISNT YOUR NAME IZN EVEN ON THE BENCH"
>"Sir you are charged that-"
>"FUGGEN RAYCIST WHITE CUNTS YOUR LAWZ DONT EVEN APPLY TO ME"
>"I AM MY OWN SOVREN NAYSHEN THIS IS MUH LAND"
>"Your bail has been denied sir"
>"Security please remove this man"
Many keks were had.
Too bad the next day some female magistrate let him out because of some mental illness bullshit.
>>76604054
no, lots of derros with boongetts but
>>76604232
They're too retarded. They haven't evolved to that stage yet. Maybe in 20,000 years, but then again these are abos we're talking about
>>76604301
Kek you're alright swede
>>76604054
Nah, most women wont fuck them, they havent managed to create a perception of being cool just because of being black, unlike in america
>>76604085
He was pretty chill
>>76604342
White male, but only full dirty cunts
Oh fuck, I love these threads. I also love gypsy encounter theads.
>>76603741
>meanwhile on a military base this hero is ready to serve his jewish masters
>>76604232
yeah lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ivq5icJnGXk
>>76604301
>what do you mean?
They haven't contributed to civilization in any way
>>76604436
Figures
Men when desperate enough will fuck anything
>>76603884
Its literally the opposite
>>76604342
Never seen either to be quite honest famalamadingdong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBIubgsfK8E
abo """""""""""""music""""""""""""" are they really this bad ausbros?
>>76603021
>on tram
>3 nigresses yelling about fuckin shit
>kicking up a ruckus
>some kid about 12 playing with a shitty $5 laser
>one approaches the kid
>"gime de fukn lasah loit"
>takes it
>they keep yelling
>get kicked off by driver
>they start hitting the side of the tram
>driver threatens to call the cops
>they literally yell "gime back muh land whitey" as they walk away
cant make this shit up
>>76603938
>>76603938
I want a sami qt
>>76603021
OMG JUST THEN AT THE SHOPS
>Buying some milk
>Extended Aboriginal family behind and in front of me in the line.
>Kids all want to buy a bunch of chocolates
>Auntie says no.
>Youngest is dawdling looking at some toys near the checkout.
>Eldest kid tells youngest to give some toy to the Mum
>Youngest waddles up to the counter where his Mum is, puts it on the counter
>Mum just buys it without thinking
>All the kids are giggling
>Madman got away with it
>Even the Auntie reckons it's funny
I'm just smiling
Oh wait did you want negative stories? I guess 20 years ago I got in a fight over playing Destruction Derby on the playstation with some Aboriginal.
>>76603021
What the heck are Maccas?
>>76603741
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5H9-nn89yM
Hungry jacks is alright ay
>>76603617
It is.
>>76604232
Oh yes they have a very rich and cultured rap scene.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1CJHcf_Rls
lel
>>76604474
They have some. They paid taxes to Vikings actually. Vikings helped militarise Christian nations that had gone soft.
If it wasn't for Viking raiders, Charlemagne wouldn't have been able to stand against the Muslims coming in in the late iron age.
Also, most Sami taxes were rare walrus ivory and things you find way up north. Really expensive stuff.
>be me
>be transit officer
>slowly coming into station, wonder why so slow
>look out one of the windows, see abo teen girls carrying on, running, pretending to jump in front of the train, being fuckwits
>train stops
>abo voices: FUCKING LET US ON YOU WHITE DOG
>me: Nah mate, youse are carrying on like a couple of drunk gins, you can fuck off
>signal driver who locks doors
>we leave
>abos spit at window, throw rocks at train as we leave, yelling FUCK YOU WHITE CUNT WE'LL BASH YOU
>>76604547
Get a load of this cuck
Trying to prove these things have emotions other than "rage" and "goon sack"
Back to r eddit
Not aussie abo but Canadian,
basically same scenario, appear less violent than the other stories
>alcohol problems
>always on welfare
>can't hold a worthwhile job
>free ride through post secondary, not many go anyways
>some bands out west get shitloads of cash when they turn 18 for oil royalties
>pay no taxes depending on location of job and where they buy stuff
Despite this they vote in the party that pledge most gimmedats for king cuck Trudaeu
>Conservatives left natives alone, not good enough, they have an attitude of needing to be taken care of cuz "muh ancestors" or some shit
>Liberals have consistently tried to remove treaty rights, force assimilation, created residential schools, voted against closing them
I worked with a bunch of them in Fort Mac, most were just retarded, a bunch got fired for getting drunk in camp. Many have no respect for authority or work ethic and a high sense of entitlement from white people
They think they own ALL the land despite native people only lived in a few camps following herds of animals along rivers, most of Canada has never been seen by humans
>>76604557
A type rave that is guaranteed to have plenty of ectascy MDMA pills
>>76604557
MickyDs
>>76604232
Sometimes, THey make some alright pop music though.
We have a real wigger problem though making some terrible rap.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zl3yS7IOxq4
>>76604471
"My bike is a kangaroo"
Downloading now. Thanks.
>>76603869
>Dont listen to death metal anymore
You coward. Old school death metal will always rule.
>>76604023
You know they do that a lot of the time to rob.
>>76604557
Mickeys mate
Yahyahs dillawongadimdams ya cunt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tOkb1y7hEs
Mandatory viewing IMO.
>>76604658
>Trying to prove
Seriously it just happened.
At work one of the Abbo guys cheekily picked up the phone of one of the female staff and impersonated her through a phone call. That was pretty funny.
>>76604788
Who is this tranny looking fucker?
>>76604738
I just got bored of it
Still like some bands though
Metal in general just turned into a pretty cucky affair, old school dm is the only thing that remained pure but its basically a dead genre now
>>76604900
Antony. The Aborigines are some of our nation's Elders. They are senior, respected in the Aboriginal community.
>>76603741
The burgers are better at Hungry Jacks
>>76604836
>Abo
>work
Back to r/cuckolding with you senpai
>>76604788
>worlds oldest """""""""""culture"""""""""""""
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5vgHieA_n8
>be me
>be in middle school
>bit of a fighter and all round larakin
>some abo kid comes to our school and hes in our class
>see this cunt is pretty cheeky so I start talking to him, find out he has a cigarette lighter
>lunch time, we take all the toilet rolls and set them on fire inside the toilet blocks
>run outside as the smoke is billowing out, dare the cunt to smash the handles off all the water taps inside the toilet
>fountains of water flying out everywhere, smoke pouring out the toilet blocks
>teacher comes and i blame it all on the new abo kid
>he says it was me who did it and helped etc but the teacher doesnt believe him since hes an abo shit cunt who was expelled from his last school
>never seen that cunt at school again
>>76604653
Are you fucking high?
>>76604788
Holy fuck, that was so bad I can't even make fun of it.
>tfw comfy in bed at 1am reading australibros threads on /pol/
Love you cunts
I was spray painting in a parking lot
I wrote the line from monty python romans go home 100 times on a wall and as I was leaving and an aborigional came out of the darkness, sared the fuck out of me i thought I was caught.
>'ayyy you white im black'
>'you wanna fuck me'
>No I'm ok thanks
>Looks at me puzzled
>I'll go get my condom wait here
>' ok ok ok right here'
And I went home
>>76605043
>middle school
Care to explain or should I just flog you now, cunt?
>>76603021
>walked out onto the balcony of my apartment to overhear the local tweekers talking about getting high
>they start huffing gasoline
>tfw there are white abbos
>tfw i don't even live in australia and i get to witness the degeneracy first hand
>>76604686
Who's the whore?
>>76603021
These aren't bigfeet encounters. These are real human beings just like you and I. They are EQUAL to us.
>>76604788
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93V_cU0thEY
Also mandatory viewing.
>>76605111
>I was spray painting in a parking lot
faggot
>>76603021
>Be Britbong
>Be in Brisbane for academic conference
>Be on SeaCat
>Homeless Abo wearing literally just underwear walks on
>Doesn't pay
>Asks every passenger for money
>Doesn't get thrown off
>Walks off at UQ stop
>So do we
Mfw he asks us again
>>76605023
Pic related it you.
>>76604738
Slow burning black metal is even better tho.
Have a taste from an Australian band
https://youtu.be/AR29uSJ2kM0?t=17
>>76605089
Highlights IMO:
>tranny obv
>coon woman belching, causing male coon to laugh mid-performance
>the lyrics
>him spitting on the ground at the end
>tranny having an orgasm over their performance
>>76605105
Glad I could help
>>76604474
>They haven't contributed to civilization in any way
neither have you
kill yourself, you worthless piece of shit
>>76605152
kek, grew up in Dubbo, this is not unusual. Very close to West Dubbo (coontown/veg valley)
kek
>>76605121
primary school cunt
>>76604463
Holy shit what the fuck
WE TEH BIKA BIKA BOYZ
>>76605111
Wait, was this a gay abo or something? I just assume every poster is a dude here.
>>76605139
A poo in the loo
>>76605224
C O M M O N F L A G
>>76603021
whitey btfo
also obligatory abbo song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt0NcaxmGHo
>>76605261
Then fucking say that before I wreck your shit, trying to sound American cunt.
>>76605233
>dubbo
Im so sorry, anon
I was young at the time so the memory is pretty vague but
>From QLD Coast
>family 4wd camping trip to NT and Alice springs
>random approaching plains of green grass in distance
>have seen anything but grey and brown for hours
>as we get closer its just hundreds of metres worth of VB liter
found this pic but it online. still does do it justice
Caught a tribe siphoning gas out of a guys car on my way after a night class at 11pm in inner-west sydney told them to fuck off walk away and called cops, when cops showed up I came back Abos said ' the white cunt hit me' cops were based and said this group does this on a weekly basis.
>>76605156
>academic conference
What field?
>>76605314
Fuck up cunt
>>76605296
>being this new
>>76605152
Holy fucking kek
>>76605374
Did you get your willy circumcised as well to be more American?
>>76605300
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQgIk3fV8zI
>When the rivers on we jump off the bridge,
>when we get home we play some didge.
>>76605384
Fuck off dog
You should be honoured I gave you a (You)
>>76605327
I dont mind if they spending centerlink money on aussie booze.
Its helping to keep the aussie breweries and workers in business.
Very Keynesian
>>76605327
Because of the alcohol restrictions out there, whenever they gets hands on grog, they burring in the dirty and come but to it days later to drink.
>>76605384
Fiji is shit, Fiji Air is even worse. Your whole country was utterly dogshit.
>>76605233
Is this you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRSqBhgZ9X0
>>76604788
Holy shit, Abbos don't even look fucking human, this looks like a half evolved ape, lmao
>>76604900
The average Melbournian.
>>76604474
Well atlest they pay taxes and arent a bunch of niggers its mostly just MUH COSTUMES but otherwise they are fine. And the women are quite hot.
>>76605442
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjyyoAeHPzU
>>76605579
That's true
>>76605436
>>76605536
Thats literally what they are
An early prototype of the nigger.
>>76605152
Was the fire truck alright?
Are abos light weights like natives here?
>>76605436
No but I dated an american girl and lived there for a bit. Aussie girls are the absolute dregs of all white women.
American girls love a bit of foreskin
>>76603021
australians laconic phrases are some of the funniest shit in the world
Darwin is the grail of aborigionals
>1st July you can buy fireworks
>Know some asians, sell bangers, pure black powder
>Driving around with friends
>Go past park, abos sleeping in it
>Bro gets out starts showing his ass and yelling at them
>'HEY KAJAK' means foreskin or something in coon speak
>The wild ones run over to throw sticks at us
>2016 using sticks, topkek
>Run into car, drop firework to cover escape
>'FUCK YOU WHITE DOG'
>A chorus of 'CUNT' ' WHITE CUNT' can be heard from the group
>>76605292
It was female I believe.
>>76605154
It's a parking lot, fuck yourself
>>76605534
>>76605534
No, my family owned the brickworks and the abattoirs in Dubbo, we were quite well-off by Dubbo standards.
West Dubbo (Gordon Estate) was trash but hilarious. Especially the Saturday night when the coons torched the police beat they had set up in the neighbourhood and they called in reinforcements from neighbouring towns
Was bretty good not gonna lie.
West Dubbo, you can't get anything delivered there. The only takeaway was the Chinese restaurant which had security screens (like off a window) all tied together making a wall with just a serving window to collect your order. Ambos don't go in without police escort.
>>76605685
Nah they ingest substances all day long
Not that being wasted has any impact on their already subhuman iq
>>76605466
>points out my flag
>i dismiss him as a newturd
>"uh it was bait"
try harder to get my attention, or better yet don't ever address me in public again you lowtier thieving filth
>>76605484
>he thinks i give a flying fuck about our airline
>he thinks his opinion matters
kek
are Natives are like super models compared to abos
>>76605152
I was not expecting that.
>>76605224
Thanks for the flag buddy
>>76605845
Hmm...
Really makes you think.
>>76605832
Your country has never been, and will never be, relevant
>>76603938
>Cute outfits
>blonde
>adapting well to local environment (ice skates)
Fucking beautiful culture
>>76605707
>>76605534
Can confirm, car broke down in dubbo. The center is suprisingly abbo free, but the west looks like a time before shoes were invented.
>>76604374
What does that mean in English?
>be me
>sitting at Maccas having a feed while looking out on the drunken cunts in fortitude valley
>two abos sitting on a bench in front of me
>one is passed out and the other has no shirt on, covered in sweat and grime
>huge yellow snot hanging from his nose
>turns to his abo mate and blows a huge mess of green/yellow goo into the abos tshirt while hes asleep
>feel so fucking sick from the sight of it I leave my nuggets and go for a beer.
>>76605845
check em
>>76605988
Dregs and silly sausages mate
>>76603526
Have read this lame story before you glorious fuckwit
Anybody else volunteer/donate to aboriginal charities?
>>76605954
>implying im a nationalist
>implying i care that a country with less than a million people should be relevant
>implying fiji isnt an unknown remote island in the middle of the pacific ocean
terrible rebuttal. where are the smarter, witty dingofucks at? this one appears to be half abbo, half retard
>>76603617
Old people that have spent too many years on the street and in the bottle do.
http://youtu.be/8E84uUzwPrY
>feed the muthafucka feed him
>>76605105
>1 am
Shit burger bro it's 5 am here on the east coast
>>76603021
every few nights on my journey to nightowl i get intercepted. usually just give them a few darbs. last night a gay abo (first I've ever seen) said "you go home you ain't got no home get on goin home you fucked this country fuck off home cunt" as he was walking by. north qld has the best abos
>>76604526
wildlife and fauna only diserve to be hossed once a week.
I ll let you decide what you want to hoss them with.
>>76605300
lost it at the explanation of how petrol is used.
>>76606139
Wow, Vaporwave water bringing the bantz. Damn.
>>76606139
How is Fiji friend? Cheap? Muslim free?
>>76604471
>the not so missing link
kek
>>76603938
But the sami isn't the Aboriginals of Scandinavia
>>76606406
Such a beautiful culture.
>>76606242
11 pm here
>>76606363
>cheap?
yes
>muslim free?
no
>>76605998
Had to google what "Maccas" is, but had a great laugh afterwards.
>>76604541
Have a listen to them too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46WW3D5a_TU
>>76605121
They have them in Canberra. While year 11 and 12 is called "college".
Stupid wannabe American queer Canberra cunts.
>>76604788
so fuckin weird
leave abos alone
they don't need tranny piano
>>76603526
welcome Perthite. ya white cunt
>>76604023
The ones in Darwin and NT are very different to the Melbourne amd country Vic ones.
>>76606628
>not even Fiji is free of islam
Fucking hell.
>>76606954
>implying Perth tards are white.
>>76605020
Kek
>>76605707
Dubbo here, most of the abos in Gordon Estate were relocated across the state about 10 years ago. They knocked most of the houses down and now its just a general middle class area
>>76605703
Graffiti is degenerate as fuck, ya white cunt
Looks like shit and costs tax payer money to clean up.
>>76605327
Bullshit
Vb cans go white in the nt sun
>>76606406
For real. Fark.
>>76604471
Is it just me or do the bikie boys only have 1 bike between them. Wasn't there anymore to steal?
>Out in at night in Melbourne
>Eating at a crowded maccas with friends
>Chads pick up homeless abo's street sign while she buy food from maccas
>She notices
>Threatens to sue them for a new sign
kek
>>76607049
Must be all those curries they imported 2bh
>>76603637
Thats one edit away from being a dope kek meme.
Got a story, but it's a long one I'm still typing.
>>76603617
They were once classified as fauna, mate.
>>76605363
Humanities. I was at ANZAMEMS
>>76604023
>I had any of them be aggressive to me. Must be luck?
No its the NT police, no one likes being beaten by the cops and the Abbos don't have smart phones to prove it.
>>76605891
Ive seen that abomination dozens of times now since the original ad, I really think that's the only thing Australian I've ever been ashamed of.
>>76606115
I pay taxes. Abbos already have much much more spent on them than everone else and contribute next to nothing.
Just got back from working in the country, abos are out of control
>trying to sleep at night
>here animal sounds
>cant sleep at all
>next day ask boss what animal was screaming
>"ahhh that would be the native species of noongars"
>ask why they were screaming
>they drink metho at night
I have more if anyone's interested
>>76605436
how long did that gif take to load you cunt
>>76603021
The only aboriginal person I knew was a girl in my high school that had a lesbian mum with a gf, while her dad was in jail and the girl got pregnant in year 9 and she now 4 kids with 2 different guys.
>>76608879
>running about Melbourne as a drunk teen with some mates
>we decide to pop into maccas for a couple burgers
>see a crowd out front standing deathly silent
>poke my head in to see why the fuck people are holding up the line
>turns out two drunk as fuck abbo chicks are flat out wailing into this chubby white chick while a third noong laughs from the sidelines
>everyone's just standing around watching including these two buff lebbo cunts labelled "security"
>chubby starts getting her head stomped
>like the drunk cunt I am I better do something quick so I can get my burgers
>tear these dark as sin, mentally handicapped by birthright blobs off the chick
>blobs can't understand what's happening and just fall back on their hides
>third degenerate runs up and grabs me by the scruff yelling about how her boyfriend was going to "smash ya ya whyyyt dawg"
cont.
>>76603021
>abo encounters of the worst kind
nom nom nom
>one species
>there are no races guys
>Walk out of a hospital
>As I'm walking out there is an abo going for a cig and putting it in his mouth before he even gets to the front door
>lights it 3 steps out of the front door
>states are spending x thousands/millions trying to educate these sub humans
>>76609646
Hurry up you fucking white mutt
>>76609646
>cackle drunkenly into her mannish face and get the chubbster out of there with my softcock mates staying behind to talk to the cops
>chubbster is thanking me gratuitously for saving her half-smashed in face
>turns out it was something about drugs
>starts rambling about how she can get me heaps for helping out
>thought fuck it and went and got Hungry Jacks instead
>went out by myself the next night as I was a little pisshead
>2-3 am
>wandering about the city pissed as a fart
>car pulls up next to me on a main road
>out of the car runs the third abbo from last night yelling and screaming
>think it's not too bad she's probably a weak cunt
Oh how wrong I was.
cont.
>>76609860
Fuck ya, I'm still typing.
These abos actually can be pretty funny sometimes, in a degenerate way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_lQBKbnUGs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_lQBKbnUGs
>>76607594
there is a sequel
https://youtu.be/5O06MhNubtY
>>76609437
>metho
What's that ? Methanol ? Cuz that shit can blind and kill you
>>76609939
mentholated spirits
>>76603021
>smashed abbo asks friend for dolla for da bus
>friend tells him no, fuck off
>abbo calls him a white cunt
>friend say, "well you're a black cunt"
>abbo takes a swing at him
>friend pushes abbo off the curb
>abbo falls in gutter
>keks are had we walk off
>>76609889
>next thing I know I'm blindsided by what I could only have assumed was a small bus by sheer mass and force
>turns out her de facto coming to smash me wasn't all talk
>head hit the ground and before I could understand what the fuck just happened I'm hoisted off the ground like a ragdoll
>everything starts spinning faster and faster
>thought I'd been brain damaged
I soon figured out what was going on
Ever see George Of The Jungle spin and throw the lion?
>body absolutely aching
>felt like I'd been sent through a car compactor
>stand (or wretch) myself up and they ran back into their car yelling about not messing with their tribe again
>have a quick walk to the hospital and tell them my story
>some Asian doc tells me I'll need to spend the night
>ask for a couple of panadol
>tells me she won't support my drug habit
It was the point when I hit the wall spinning I knew people wouldn't believe me.
>>76609437
fuck it ill post snippets
>ive seen gins (female boongs) give their babies bottles filed with coke instead of breast milk
>been caught speeding 30km over the limit in my bombed out car i drove, as soon as cop saw i was white he let me go
>local school has been shut down 6 times in two months with police shutting down fights between local noongar families
>noongar walks into police station with gun to try and hand it in, is tazed and arrested probs jsut for being an abo
>boss used to be a mechanic, one time stopped at the side of the road to help a gang of gins in their broken down car, against all judgement decides to help them. opens bonnet, no engine (swear this has been posted on 4chan before but it happened to him as well). These abos got the car out to fuckin whoop whoop with no engine
>hear stories from coworker who used to work as a cop in a "regional community" (basically a shanty town for a couple of boongs). These cunts get free shit from the government like brand new landcruisers and vehicles, they decide they want the latest model (they had the last year's model) so they roll the fuckin thing of the road and burn it
These fucking dole bludging cunts deserve to be exterminated. They do nothing but live off the white man's money but do nothing but whine when we do anything.
>>76610000
>>76609939
metho is methylated spirits... so according to wikipedia its 95% ethanol and 5% methanol
>>76605152
That driver deserves a night of free beers.
>>76610177
>>76605384
RARE FLAG
>>76610000
is that like menthol cigarettes>?
>>76606163
That's not an aborigenee, btw.
>>76605152
Sometimes I forget how we sound until I hear an accent in a video.
Do other countries reckon we sound silly?
Australia we love you!
t. Texas
>>76604788
I feel bad for the abo's here, they look so uncomfortable.
>>76605845
>are Natives are like super models compared to abos
>are Natives
>are
>>76603021
>2007
>be 12
>dad driving me to school
>pull up to red light
>happens to be next to a building site
>boong and construction worker arguing
>construction is happening in park where 5 boong families live
>dad and I starting at boong arguing
>boong spins around and threatens to rape me
>"WATCHYA STARING AT YA WHITE DOG I'LL RAPE UR FUCKEN SON DOG"
>>76610518
Nah m8 we love Aussie accents.
>>76610485
yeah metho put through bread and gum
>>76604301
what the fuk is wrong with it's face
>>76610737
do abos have days of the week?
>>76605615
Holy shit, a Finnish person knows about this. I fucking love the Internet.
>riding my bike down the footpath
>notice abo in distance
>he's walking all over the place must be drunk
>he's pushing over all the bins onto the road and yelling shit
>he turns and looks at me
>I do a u-ey and take a different path
abos are fucking useless, there "40000 years of culture" is complete bullshit
>the only abos that actually knew about and used the didgeridoo were the far northern tribes of australia
>the only things they "invented" involved rocks or sticks
>didgeridoo, hollowed stick
>clapping stick, short stick
that's basically all they invented
Their whole culture is a sham. 40,000 years and they did nothing
>>76609939
they had to change their gas because too many abbos were huffing it.
that should tell clue you in about abbos.
>>76610873
abos usually don't have birthdays and can't tell how old they are, it's a common problem when sending them to jail because they basically don't exist in any government files
>>76603021
>tfw no abos because my ancestors had the common sense to exterminate the cunts in my state
>>76609939
and? abos dont give a fuck
>>76609889
>wandering about the city pissed as a fart
straya, you are like a muse to my soul
>>76603021
I went down on the growl on a drunken ginny. You know garbage water you find in the bottom of your rubbish that's what her fucking cunt tastes like
L my eyes were watering from it
>>76604474
Of course they wouldn't given the terrain.
>>76605152
God damn Aussies are cool and nice.
"Hold oh there big fella, its too far to jump, the boys are here to get ya just hold on!"
I almost shed a tear when that fire truck killed that poor ape. They should really be segregated from civilization and fed and cared for in the wild. Like a rare species.
>>76611015
lucky cunt. are they still trying to import foxes over there?
>>76605707
>my family owned the abattoir
Roger Fletcher owns the Abs, his wife is a nigger, his son is a nigger, his grandchildren are niggers (1/16 cast).
You are a nigger lmao.
t former leading hand at Fletchers.
>>76611237
not that I know of, why would they do that?
>>76605845
I actually don't mind natives. Canadian nates look different from"native Americans"
>>76611220
He didn't die m80, boongs are pretty durable
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ch004l8pTJA
>>76610912
Don't forget that the Tassie abbo literally forgot how to make fire and try and preserve what they had lit or they'd die.
If that's not proof that they're literally sub-human, I don't know what does.
>>76611320
They still trying to clone tigers?
>>76603021
>be me
>take a train ride in brisbane
>an awful smell of sweat and poo is in the air
>jokingly ask my gf if she farted
>gives me a frowny look
>then points to a group of abos
>tells me the stink is pretty common whenever you have abos on public transport
>>76604441
>gypsy encouter
>walk to the ATM
>two retarded gipsies begging for money
>they are holding a stupid KFC menu as a sign
>no even writing "plz gib money" on it
>they look REALLY retarded
>eyes drifting away as if they were blind, can't articulate as if mouth was paralyzed
>line of old men waiting in front of the ATM
>they start to bump a grandpa who tries to retrieve his pension
>the grandpa didn't let his guard down and throw a fist at the tallest
>everyone move away
>I walk calmy in front of the ATM
>the shortest gypsy close the distance
>eyestarring_contest.jpg
>gypsy BTFO
mfw old men cleared the path for my generation
>>76611492
wouldn't surprise me
>>76611109
Fucking cheers, cunt.
>>76610518
the brits sound even more retarded.
>be about 10 years old
>sleepover at mates house
>me, his older bro and I decide to watch the stars
>go out front cause too many trees out back
>we all lay on the grass and start pointing out what we know
>a shooting star appears
>me and the older bro both point and say "look! A shooting star!"
>my mate says "look a drunk abo" and points at the street
>no shit, a huge fucking abo is just standing there about 10 metres away just swaying back and forth
>he runs at us yelling
>we run inside and hear a glass bottle smash into a wall as we near the front door
>we get inside and my mates dad (former vet) runs outside and tells the cunt to fuck off
>they argue for a while, my mates dad ends up getting the abo a can of emu draft and a smoke and then he leaves
>>76610504
Well it also wasn't an American posting so...
Who wants to party with Duff-man?
http://youtu.be/mVDvKc4DxuM
>>76611121
The fuck made you think that was a good idea?
Truth be told, I did fuck a white, like 12th noonga.
Fat as fuck tits and a pretty damn nice body, but was fucking dumb as a doorknob.
Let me cum wherever I wanted, though.
I would've chased him down and stomped on him because it was a down under cockroach
>>76604471
Kekd
>>76605707
bruh I hope your not still in, posting a pic of your self on deployment in this thread is the worst idea
What happens when abbos encounter black people? (african black people)
>>76611220
They basically are segregated.
We give them flat out villages for themselves and drive trucks of food and shit to them, but they tear the houses down, I shit you not, to burn as firewood.
The houses come with generators and heating, but they'd prefer to trade the generator to some cunt passing through for a pit of piss and burn the houses we give them, then actually use everything properly because they can't understand how it works 10 minutes after you show them.
Yet we keep giving them free houses year after year.
>>76603884
>centrelink benefits
What are these?
>>76603938
>live in Sweden
This is where you failed.
>>76611703
I was smashed pissed and popped a viagra for a laugh thinking I would be too para for it to work.
I was wrong.
Worse still I was disgusted as fuck at myself whilst munching her
Dark days
I like how Australians, and the rest of the world for that matter, aren't politically correct with Aboriginals. We all pretty universally accept that they're primitive subhumans.
I mean, if Australia were a branch of America for example, that shit wouldn't fly. Regular people would be coming to the defense of them and say "they're exactly the same as us" and that they should be called "Native Australians" instead of the derogatory "Aboriginal" term that the white man gave them.
>>76605384
Implying Fiji is an actual country, not a fake city much alike Bielefeld.
Tippety toppety banty m80
>>76611949
Centrelink is welfare benefits. Free money for being a useless fuck basically.
Can be autismbucks as well if you're that degenerate.
>>76611960
Fuck, fairo.
We all do some fucked shit at some point or another.
I can't hold it against you, I came in the noong I stuck it to.
>>76603021
Why the fuck were you sitting down when he approached you? That is some submissive beta ass shit right there. Bet you even tried to avoid eye contact.
>>76612092
They do. They push their bullshit so far, it's the media narrative that they are all great people.
Most people know otherwise.
>>76612092
I mean, we don't defend indians as is, so I doubt it.
They're all just drinking and killing themselves and we'd rather focus on dindus
