>ITT: We ask questions that we want to know about another nation.
Why are most Brits so fucking obsessed with their shitty breakfast? Half of the shit on the Full English doesn't go together.
looks great to me
also Brits need a good breakfast to look forward too since the weather is so dreary.
But I think the dreary weather is partly what made them all geniuses and conquer the world.
>>76601828
it's called a full english breakfast so you'll stay full long enough to watch a bull impregnate your wife.
>>76601828
>that toast doesn't have vegemite on it
Absolutely disgusting
>>76601828
It's the one meal we got right. Fuck off and eat your cornflakes if you want.
>>76601828
American breakfast is practically the same thing.
>>76601828
Questions to non Americans, do you wish you were an American?
>>76602173
Try again, Nigel
>>76602605
No one eats schnitzel for breakfast.
And there is no such thing as a "full english" it's just breakfast. eggs, toast, bacon, orange juice etc. eating anything else in the morning is for poor people and savages.
>>76601828
That breakfast pic got me hard.
>BEANS
>FOR BREAKFAST
>>76602394
Not really.
Question to Americans : why are the Mormons the only ones making white babies ?
>>76601828
>Heinz beans is considered a staple English food
>They are shitty canned beans from an American company and has been for over 100 years
What a bunch of cucks.
Dutch breakfast is just practical.
>>76602774
Is that what leafs call chicken fried steak? Fuck outta here beaver
>>76602211
mmmm nope.
Why aren't English called beaners?
Also posting superior mexican breakfast.
>>76601828
I've always heard that English food is terrible, but that picture actually looks good to me. I like me a fat pile of pancakes drenched in sugar sludge garnished with ham, eggs, a pound of potatoes deep-fried in butter and oil, and a giant bowl of Captain Crunch on the side as much as the next Patriotic American, but there's nothing wrong with trying something different every now and again.
>>76602925
what's that brown stuff on the round piece of bread?
>>76602850
Que?
>>76602957
In Romania we make schnitzel from chicken breast or pork chops. Never heard of anyone making it from beef
>>76602923
Hey to each their own
Hawaiians eat fucking spam like it was mcdonalds
they have thousands of different ways to prepare that shit too
>>76602774
>No one eats chicken fried steak for breakfast.
Bullshit you fucking leaf.
>>76602925
>can't even be assed to add heat to make a grilled cheese
>half a bagel with heavy mulch
>>76602211
how can you eat so much for breakfast?
>>76603092
Haha that literally looks like a pile of shite
>>76603210
I like how he's drinking a shiner, real authentic
>>76603239
i've never seen an american put beans on their breakfast. look at OP's pic. most of that shit is disgusting. american breakfast is god tier.
>>76602850
embrace the delicious legumes.
>>76603308
If your shit looks like that you may have a problem.
How do people live in other places? I've lived in the same 30 mile radius of Western Missouri my entire life. I just can't wrap my head around how other countries work. I don't live under a rock or anything, I've been to Kansas before. I hated it though. I'm not too fond of the other side of Missouri either. I couldn't imagine actually living anywhere else, like what do people even do outside of the world? I guess i could live in Kentucky if i really tried. Hearing about it it kinda sounds like Missouri, but with Rand Paul so that would be a bonus. 4chan is really the only way I get information so I would really like to know.
>>76603223
One bite at a time
>>76603161
>Hawaiians eat fucking spam
That shit is associated with the financially destitute here. I came from a poor family, and even we never ate Spam. I have no idea what it tastes like, but any meat from a can has to be disgusting.
Chinese Master Race
>>76603317
It's a good indicator to know if someone has actually been to, or knows anything about Texas. Anyone who's unfamiliar thinks we drink Lone Star.
>>76603092
Like most Mexican food, it tends to look like shit but it ends up tasting excellent. What is the name of that dish?
You niggers don't have shit on me.
Not even gonna post pic, you anglos don't deserve it with your shitty cancerous eating habits.
The Netherlands,
Why do you have more burger places than America?
>>76601828
Chip Butty master race reporting in
Basically this is the only thing people eat in North England
>HP, or daddies?
is the real choice
>>76603350
Ohio here, I'm sure we're not as different as you might expect.
>image
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDmcL3LBEo4
>>76603431
>he's never had spam
You're missing out, it's like canned ham but a little saltier and can go with everything ham can and more.
>>76603470
Alright buddy, you have some explaining to do
>>76603501
Everyone knows Serbs boil grass for breakfast
>>76603479
Texan living in Japan? Also I've got the updated version of your pic.
>>76603106
Haagelslag, basically gratted chocolate
>>76603532
Why does it need to sound so fucking gay?
Is there any meat on that or do you heathens just prefer carbs on carbs on carbs?
>>76603479
We Drink saint Arnold's in Houston
>>76603532
>HP or daddies
It's just called brown sauce and makes no difference which one you choose
>>76601828
>>76603611
St Arnolds isn't bad, I hate the lawnmower. It really does taste like grass.
>>76603532
What is that? It looks like fries shoved into a muffin and nothing else. It doesn't even look like it has sauce.
>>76603533
I think I'll just stick with normal ham. The only meat I've ever eaten from a can was salmon and they were made into patties.
>>76603533
I've seen pictures of Ohio. It looks like Kansas so I'll have to pass. I also heard you people don't drink Busch
Also I prefer cutlery corner
>>76602925
>Dutch breakfast is just practical.
dutch breakfast is like a breakfast of someone atoning for crimes.
>dont eat anything hearty
>keep it simple
apparently it seems a crime there to be happier than your neighbor.
>>76601828
>Half of the shit on the Full English doesn't go together.
>Maple syrup and bacon
>Biscuits and gravy
>High fructose corn-syrup and everything
>Dessert foods and breakfast
Do Americans eat pancakes or waffles for breakfast as a real thing? In the UK you'd only have them as a rare treat in the style of an "American" breakfast. Do you have the waffles with ice cream?
>>76603350
Same. People here talk about foreign countries and muh civilized Western world, but I wouldn't want to live anywhere else.
>>76603431
It's OK. I remember having some shortly after the revolutio. It's pork woth some seasoning. The only annoying thing is the gelatin that builds up but you can scrape it off.
>>76603584
Fort Worth native. Much obliged. Last time I was home was when they had the Blue Bell recall.
>>76603611
St Arnold's isn't bad, but I've only had it a few times. Typically stick to Shiner. We have Rahr & Sons in Ft Worth. I'm partial to the Ugly Pug.
>>76601828
Trust me it does
>>76603983
Yes, pancakes and waffles are breakfast.
No, we don't have waffles with ice cream.
>>76603993
What's it like living in Italy?
>>76603609
gays stole it. it was OUR word
yeah, carbs on carbs. Keeps you warm while you stand on the kop
>>76603720
>What is that? It looks like fries shoved into a muffin and nothing else. It doesn't even look like it has sauce.
Chips (similar to french fries but have potato inside) in a floured bap. And you usually add ketchup, brown sauce and malt vinegar
Unofficially however, you can add kebab meat, mushy peas, curry sauce, beans etc
>>76603668
Well I choose Waitrose
cheap and not sweet, perfect sour/bitterness and it's not too strong.
Brown makes everything taste good
>pic related
what is that black shit >>76601828
>>76601828
No normal people eat that any more.
That looks like a prison breakfast, or some shit slaves would eat.
Your cuisine sucks bongs. Do you seriously eat baked beans and burnt bread for breakfast?
>>76601828
Looks pretty good to me
>>76603532
Chip butty's are fucking amazing.
In the US we put fries on our burgers
your typical poor Amerfat breakfast
>>76604141
It's called Blood Pudding. It's animal blood soaked in oats, then cooked
>>76604086
Yeah, but do you actually have them for breakfast on a regular basis? In films they always seem to eat pancakes like it's a normal everyday breakfast.
>>76604134
I hear it's full of brown people. Can't tell the natives apart from the muslims and the gypsies
>>76603345
>t. American professor of shit aesthetics
>>76604214
Anyone know when McDonald's starts breakfast?
>>76603983
>High fructose corn-syrup
Why do retarded leftists perpetuate this meme? There is nothing wrong with it, yet faggots act like it's fucking rat poison.
inb4 muh obesity. I'm 5'10 and 159 pounds at 30 years old and have eaten it all of my life.
>>76603533
>I'm sure we're not as different as you might expect.
Said every villain ever.
>>76604141
>>76604215
Black pudding and it's bloody tasty
It puts hairs on your chest
I eat this every morning.
>>76604215
we have something similar which i can never manage to eat.
>>76604017
Nice I'm in the Ft. Worth area now, from Houston.
>>76604327
POO
>>76604141
sliced and fried black pudding (blood sausage)
>>76604215
Why don't they just eat some meat? That sounds disgusting
>>76602211
I like full english but I don't understand the mushroom or tomato.
>>76604176
>what is that black shit
Most Brits I know leave fries on the plate if they're unlucky enough to be served them.
honestly Americas 2nd worst export after reality tv
>>76603983
Ice cream for breakfast? Never heard of it. It's common for people to eat a short stack of pancakes w/ maple syrup alongside their eggs and bacon. It's not common for people to eat pancakes, french toast or waffles by themselves but some people prefer that.
>>76604282
It's the fact you put it in bread that is odd.
>>76603223
They have stretched out stomachs. The fatter you get the bigger the gut pouch.
>>76604215
> It's animal blood soaked in oats, then cooked
Sounds disgusting, tinny tasting, and barbaric. Is that all that actually goes into it? Just oats and blood? That almost sounds Africa tier.
>>76604327
Before or after you fuck your cousin ?
>>76603223
Nobody eats all that shit in the picture at the same time.
Pick a drink and a plate from that and it's more accurate
>>76604327
what's that big fluffy thing?
>>76601828
why don't you guys eat fried baloney?
>>76602925
Looks like penance
>>76602173
>the one meal we got right
>inventors of roast beef
>cheddar cheese
>host to hands down the best worldwide rated burger joints ON THE PLANET, surpassing the yanks
>host to some of the best restaurants on this entire gay earth
>falling for the "british food is bad" meme
Have some pride you cuck. England might have a handful of weird dishes but it only speaks to our culinary diversity. It's not all good but the best food has ALWAYS come out of Europe: UK, Germany, France, Italy, etc.
>>76604214
That is delicious. When I lived near a McDonalds, I always had breakfast there. Sausage McMuffin is a dank.
>>76604327
That looks good and if you actually eat all of that every morning, I'm going to assume you have a decent amount of money. That looks like a bitch to prepare yourself everyday, so I am going to assume you have a chef/servant doing it for you.
>>76604327
any meal with multiple plates is degenerate.
>>76602774
That's country fried steak you syrupnigger
it's delicious
>>76604435
It tastes nice. Try it you fucking big girl's blouse. It's delicious.
You think something that sounds disgusting on paper wouldn't be made if it didn't taste nice?
AMA
>>76604238
It's certainly not uncommon here.
>>76604327
>tomato soup, urine, mini souffle and ragnacake, destroyer of worlds
What the fuck are you doing muhammed
>>76601828
>>76602211
>>76602605
>>76602925
>>76603092
>>76603470
>>76603532
>>76604214
>people calling these their breakfast
A plate without a cup of rice should not be considered as a breakfast
>>76604280
its all day breakfast now
>>76604464
Puri, deep friend dough.
>>76604571
lol gooks. eating rice for breakfast. eating rice at all.
>>76603609
>american complaining about carbs...
>>76604435
it's fucking lovely.
most places no longer serve it with their breakfasts though.
>>76604542
>multi course meals are degenerate
nigger, wut?
>>76604521
The best European cuisines are French, Italian, Spanish, and Greek
The British don't have a national cuisine -- at least not in the same styles and ethos of the others
>>76604214
Even their food has advertising on it!
>>76604439
Before. Its hard to make love with a full stomach.
>>76604530
Well not all the items are on the menu every morning. This is a home made breakfast for a special occasion. We have hawkers and shops that sell these, very economical even for students to eat out.
>>76604335
t. INC shill
>>76604571
>white rice
piggu
>>76604582
You can't get biscuits at the McDonald's closest to me until a certain time.
>>76604571
Thank god I'm not from the third world. Rice is for beggars and gooks
>>76604476
What makes you think we don't?
>>76604571
>blackened strawberries
>rice without soy sauce
>>76604435
Well obviously it doesn't actually taste like blood. It isn't particularly nice though and actually lots of place don't bother to serve it as not many people really want it.
It will have animal fat, herbs, and onion in it as well. It's also just oats and pig's blood cooked up together. You don't soak blood in oats... that wouldn't make sense.
>tfw I'm just sat here eating weetabix
>>76604737
no nigga, i aint part of that jim jones of the phlilippines cult.
i just find it disgusting. When i was a kid i used to think people who eat that look like theyre eating dark diarrhea.
>>76604246
What flag are you I thought you were Italy
>>76604701
maybe we'll never be able to compete with those countries, but for a nation who never treated food as a pleasure or art like them we export some damn fine chefs.
>>76604701
>The British don't have a national cuisine -- at least not in the same styles and ethos of the others
That doesn't make any sense.
cheese n' marmalade sannies for brekkie cunt
>>76604805
>Strawberries
That's Tocino (marinated/ sweetened pork) m8.
>putting soy sauce on rice
Im not that poor
>>76604825
how can you eat that?
there's no sugar and it fucking absorbs my saliva till i feel like a muzzie in the desert with no water.
>>76604811
Disgusting. Can't afford actual meat?
>>76604854
Its ok. I dont eat cooked pig blood too
>>76603431
honestly, Spam isn't that bad. You can it it out of the can of you can slice it and fry it. It tastes exactly like Vienna sausages.
>>76604863
Romania. Why ? Is it showing something different ? Or are you just colorblind and on mobile ?
>>76604561
What is it? Is it good?
Also, How are you today? You doing okay? I take it from your trip your a refugee.
>>76603106
>what's that brown stuff on the round piece of bread?
Bird seed
>>76604961
there was clearly meat on the plate that started this whole discussion you retard.
>>76604811
>It will have animal fat, herbs, and onion in it as well.
So I'm assuming you guys at least season it adequately, then. Do Brits at least add salt and spice to it or is the blood "flavorful" enough? It just sounds like it would have a rather harsh and almost gamey taste to it
>>76604940
drowned in ice cold milk and sugar, totally defeats the purpose of eating them but #yolo
>>76605008
It's green. I wouldn't dare ingest a bite
Do you eat chitluns too?
>>76604854
>not eating dinuguan
fucking pleb
>>76604327
more like brunch...??
>>76604978
lol you eat it raw?
>>76604282
>5'10
>159 pounds
Wew lad, you need a couple of full English's down you, you're malnourished
>>76605157
kek
Do people in other countries have drunk natives wandering the streets?
>>76605017
I just don't know flags too good
>>76604282
>I've been eating it for 30 years and I turned out a perfectly fine manlet
>>76605158
BMI charts put me at the upper end of average.
I am far from skeleton mode. I'm basically Joe Average around here from a weight and height standpoint. Are you guys all fat cunts?
>>76605087
No mate, nobody here has even heard of salt and pepper.
>>76605196
yes, usually in the isolated small towns.
Their is always a local drunk guy in those places
>>76605135
i cant man, i can never get the idea that it looks like dark diarrhea out of my head.
maybe if you have a scat fetish it seems easier.
>>76605196
>liberal art
No, we keep our natives in pens.
>>76604370
Did you move there, or is it just a business trip or something?
Since we went off about chicken fried steak, if you're ever in the stockyards you should check out a restaurant called Horseshoe Hill. It's a little pricey but damn good.
>>76605053
>one tiny sausage
>a bunch of beans
>a blood patty
>bread
>eggs
So you can't afford meat. Well you can but you have to ration it lmao
>>76601828
Why don't Mexicans go back?
>>76605196
>>76601828
Still better than the grease meat menagerie we have, desu. Switch out the tea for espresso, though.
>>76605196
yeah yorkshire street is a mess.
>>76601828
damn i am jelly for almost any breakfast mine usually only includes a smoke and a coffee.
>>76605196
we call it 'the population'
>>76605298
Moved here. Yeah stockyard is pretty pricey, also a lot of shifty niggers and beaners. I did go to Coopers bbq there, and the original one in Llano. Great stuff.
>>76605360
is it a chav town?
>>76605130
if your spam is green, that might be a problem. any spam or off brand "treat meat" I've ever eaten has been the normal color of pork or ham.
>>76605196
Hannibal was fucking amazing during the cooking and the scenes with the flowers and stuff.
>>76604961
>>76604961
Please America. Isn't your national dish a fucking hotdog? A mysterious meat stick that comes served out of a tin can with a brine sauce?
>>76605268
I've heard stories about Yanks trying blood sausage and not one of them ended up being positive. It sounds absolutely barbaric and disgusting.
They described it as having a tinny and gamey flavor and nothing else. I'm assuming Brits barely spice their food because outside of grease and sugar, everything else overloads your palate.
>>76605383
some people have no appetite in the morning
>>76605022
Kibbeh Nayeh (Raw Kibbeh) made with raw meat and Burgul.
im fine. yes i am. no im not a refugee and im born and living here since birth. never went out of it.
>>76603223
Honestly people just throw half their food out when it's like that pic.
>>76605443
>Isn't your national dish a fucking hotdog?
It's a hamburger, you fucking moron.
>>76604961
Black pudding tastes great and is full of iron.
Offal is a dietry staple here, and nose-to-tail eating is currently pretty trendy.
>>76605431
Ohhh I was thinking about scrapple. That shit is like a sickly pale green/pink. I don't know how people eat that shit
>>76605492
>never went out of it.
so youre a neet then
>>76601828
this is the best breakfast available
>>76605445
I'm not saying our food is great but where the FUCK do claps get off complaining about other people's food being greasy/overloaded with salt and sugar etc.?
>>76605418
it's the main party street in Oldham so yeah, full of chav slags getting fingered against the wall while their boyfriends are throwing up elsewhere.
>>76605383
breakfast of champions
>>76605529
haven't tried that, but if it's green I'm gonna warrant myself to not try it, haha.
>>76604148
Well of course. Pig is banned by the Quran.
>>76605522
jesus
NOSE
i can imagine dried boogers in the crevices and people eat that???????
>>76601828
Looks delicious
>>76601828
There is joke about brits and their shity food but full english is actualy very good.
Their sausages are shit tier, one step below french ones.
>>76601828
I wish I had some mushroom and blackpudding to have with my breakfast now.
Why bother living anymore
>>76605606
Sweetbread is in baby
>>76605557
it's nothing like the secret garden then..
Why don't more people enjoy sweet tea? It's literally the GOAT Tier drink but every time I go across the pond or north of the Mason-Dixon and ask for sweet tea they look at me like I've just asked to drink their blood or some shit
>>76605522
>Offal is a dietry staple
stop chatting shit nobody eats offal its looks and tastes disgusting
>>76605508
C'mon dude, I know the truth. You literally hire men to follow you are around with carts full of hotdogs. They are sold on every street corner. You dip them in humus and I believe it's good luck to carry one in your shirt pocket.
>>76605674
what do you mean by sweet tea, cause that to me just means a normal cuppa with sugar in but I've seen americans mention it a few times
>>76605674
We drink coffee up north faggot
>>76605445
Yank here, always loved blood sausages and not one drop of filthy Anglo blood in me.
>>76605674
Idk, and it has less sugar than sodas. Most people don't know that.
>>76605628
>>76602394
Are you fucking joking?
You have no nation. You have no culture. You only have overweight people, gay faggots, niggers.
Only libtards want to be American. Your country is fucked, a ship you should already abandom.
>>76605674
i like tea with honey
tea with milk is bretty gud too
>>76605557
How many girls get molested by greasy kebab shop owners on these streets?
>>76605552
There is nothing wrong with grease, salt, and sugar, but that's basically the only three seasonings Brits know of. And Kek forbid any of you are forced to eat something with spice in it.
Every time you faggots go to a Paki restaurant and order a curry, I bet you request that they omit anything spicy, don't you? The cuisine of the UK is what niggers here laugh about when they talk about "white people food."
Why do germans eat so much potatoes ? You guys buy them by the ton
>>76601828
But tastes fucking great you twat.
Most of the "english cuisine is bad" refers mostly to Cornwall or Scottland's cuisine
>>76605727
It's what southerners call iced tea for some strange reason
>>76605531
i never left this country. halp!
The British Full-english breakfast is specifically designed to provide the correct amount of carbs, proteins and fats for the sheer physical labor of the working class people of our nation, a breakfast which could fill the stomachs reasonably easy of the workers to ensure their energy and focus remained for the long morning hours until a somewhat late-ish lunch.
The British also invented the fucking SANDWICH.
Why? Because a man wanted to have lunch, didn't have the time to faff about preparing it, so he took the usual lunch meats and vegetables, and put it between two slices of bread, making an easily portable and store-able part of a lunch, which: Could be carried in lunchboxes by builders, provided on trays for members of parliament and office workers.
Britain doesn't just have breakfasts, and lunches. It has fucking Breakfasts and Lunches of a growing nation, a working nation, one which expanded and ruled the fucking world and made some of the greatest strides in technology and culture.
But that's all history, now.
>>76605808
>>76605745
Sweet tea is fucking delicious you Yankee cunt. It's also got less sugar than the soda and the "raspberry lemon tea" I see you rainbow shitting faggots slurp down like it's semen from a black cock
>>76604571
>rice
>breakfast
thats why you have small dicks.
>>76601940
What did you say, Mr. 60%
>>76605716
I eat on a reasonably regular basis:
>liver
>kidney
>heart
>stomach
>tongue
>pigs' ears
Just because you're a little faggot who can only stomach breaded tendies.
Here is how the average romanian breakfast looks. You can add more things beside salami, like kaiser (a type of meat) or sausages,or cheese. Beer is optional.
>>76605782
a fair few over time i reckon, most of them asking for a bag of chips if they flash their tits or let them feel them up.
it's honestly shameful the number of girls i know on facebook who rant and share shit about being a good gf and how they hate cheating but get caught necking some other lad in tokes.
>>76605874
As someone who doesn't own slaves, what the fuck is sweet tea anyway?
>>76605796
>no spice
who do you think invented the entire concept of shit like vindaloos in the first place? native pooinloos don't eat it that's for sure
>>76605762
Uh, what has Estonia brought to the world?
And we do have culture. Pic related. It's every American stereotype summed up in one image.
>inb4 hue hue that's just meme popular culture
Well no shit, faggot. If reality was Civ 5, we would have won a cultural victory 70 years ago. Western culture has now become synonymous with American culture.
>>76601940
Why are Americans obsessed with cuckolded?
>>76601828
>>76602925
>>76603470
>>76603532
>>76604327
>>76604561
>>76604571
>No jam on a kaiser roll
Fucking fags.
>>76605874
>>76605808
>>76605727
The difference between yankee ice tea, and sweat tea is that you add sugar to the tea while you're brewing it. It makes a big difference.
>>76605796
>Thinks grease is a seasoning
You're right to an extent. Traditionally we were quite limited in our range of herbs and spices. That's why rosemary, parsley, thyme, and sage are so ubiquitous in our dishes. Fuck all else will grow here.
But it just so happens that fat is delicious as Americans are fully fucking aware.
>>76605907
Salata in borcan:))))))
>>76605966
You brew tea, but while the tea is brewing (and hot so it dissolves) you add sugar to the tea. The sugar dissolves into the tea and then you refrigerate it, giving it a sweet, but still brewed taste which makes it delicious.
>>76605984
Vindaloo is Goan (Portuguese)tho.
Also Indian food in America is better than on your island
>>76605874
I never said ICED tea wasn't good. Can't touch a good coffee though. I have no idea what this raspberry shit you're talking about is
>>76605903
>tongue
>heart
I was basically raised on pig's tongue and heart with mashed potatoes
delicious as fuck
>>76605762
>Estonia
America has done more for the world in the past 5 years that your town sized country will ever do
Half your GDP come from selling cheap booze to finnish
>>76605903
>This
Good lad. Don't leave a fucking scrap.
Think of those WW2 bastards who had to live off of rations, that's what I say.
>>76605903
>I'mm such a badass because I eat stomach and kidney
Either your poor or Scottish
>>76606003
>Western culture is synonymous with American culture
Leave your state once in a while, Hank. Better yet get a passport and travel somewhere else.
>>76605862
while we applaud the great invention of the things you mentioned, i wonder, are most brit food bland?
not the masala and any other indian stuff the brits commonly cook, thats fusion.
i see fish and chips and it doesnt look seasoned at all
meaning
>holy fuck this probably tastes like newspaper
then i look at the scones, also looks like there is no sugar in it.
disclaimer: i have only seen those and have not tried, hence, i absolutely have no idea.
>>76606093
nobody steals pooinloo food better than us, I refuse to believe it
>>76605508
thought that was german?
>>76604134
Italy is nice. I lived there for a couple months when I met my wifes family for the first time. Their breakfast kind of sucks but some of it is okay. They eat sweets for breakfast and drink coffee all fucking day. I had to make my wife and I breakfast quite a few times because after visiting the US she craves American breakfast.
Graffa is fucking amazing but its just a fucking donut. One thing that is beyond good is Sfogliatelle. God damn I miss it. P
Pic related was my first breakfast in Italy.
>>76606066
>Thinks grease is a seasoning
honest kek.
>>76601828
I don't think there's anywhere in Texas that'll serve me a full English.
Even ironically
>>76606137
You're a delusional faggot.
Pic related. This is a statue of fucking Tupac.
In Germany.
>>76606023
That's iced tea you moron. You always mix the sugar in while it's hot because it won't mix in if it's cold
>>76606162
Fish and chips honestly varies.
Some places do it nice, some do it terribly, it's all down to how good the fish and chip shop is.
And scones? There's sugar, not sure where you got that from. They're very sweet.
>>76605862
>The British also invented the fucking SANDWICH.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Good one Mr Watson, you are fun lad.
I love me a haggis.
>>76605903
lord jesus
i will never eat tongue in this life time.
europeans have that tendency to eat innards
the spanish brought that tongue eating custom here. but i never tried it. id rather be gay than eat tongue or pig blood
>>76606162
>then i look at the scones, also looks like there is no sugar in it.
sugar, dried fruits, glazed fruits, also a sweet cream and preserve served with them.
Off the top of my head
>why do Iranians not go by Persia anymore
>how come French people are considered the rudest Euros to American tourists
>what are China's nuclear launch codes
>>76605782
>How many girls get molested by greasy kebab shop owners on these streets?
a lot of girls will flash their tits for some free kebab meat.
>>76606012
dat ham or prosciutto
;_;
>>76606129
>>76606129
Neither.
I'm just not a child and enjoy variety in my food. I also love meat and eating offal is a good way to make meat farming more sustainable.
>>76606211
I was being sarcastic, you fucking autist.
It should have been obvious that grease and sugar aren't seasonings. British food is know for being bland.
>>76606290
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Montagu,_4th_Earl_of_Sandwich
Not even kidding.
>>76606247
Germany is just honoring one of its sons in the diaspora, though. You can't compare Germany to a white country
>>76606249
yeah well why do they give you a shit ton of sugar packets for your unsweet tea that you call "Iced Tea"? Every time I go up north they never have sweet tea, they just have unsweet tea with a bunch of splenda packets, it's not the same.
>>76606162
They literally douse fish and chips in vinegar. Not nice vinegar. The shit you'd use to polish up your silverware.
I presume noticed at some point that scones aren't eaten plain.
British food is only bland if you make it bland. A lot of it is quite nasty though and that's why it's only eaten in Scotland.
>>76606297
>doesnt realize that the tongue is on of the best parts of the pig
I wouldnt expect anything else from a 3rd world savage
>>76606330
I had a mate who fucked an obese middle aged kebab guy in his kebab stand in the middle of the day for a free burger, then took one bite and threw it away. we grow 'em classy around here
>>76606319
Persia has secular connotations and the Islamic Republic wanted to make it clear that they were a religious state first. Can't answer the other two
>>76601828
Nothing beats an Ulster Fry lad.
>>76606428
when i googled scones i saw that you put cream in them. but i first saw it plain.
i saw that you guys eat pickled onion.
thats one way of breaking up with a girl
>french kiss after picked onion
>>76606541
are those slugs? what the fuck?
>>76606319
Nuclear codes:
Ching chong
Nip nong
Arr
Rook
Same
>>76606012
2Classy4Me
>>76606319
>how come French people are considered the rudest Euros to American tourists
Dunno ,but we certainly are. Which is weird because French people in France are much nicer to tourist than ,let's say German or Dutch. But once we cross a border our inner cunt awake.
>>76606436
>>76606297
>Will eat insects but won't eat a pig tongue
This is why nobody cares about the Phillipines.
A French saying goes "Tout est bon dans le cochon" ,aka Everything is good in pigs and I don't think I have to prove how much more estimated French cuisine is compared to your island nigger's
>>76606436
how is it the best? i find no appeal and also people love ox tail here.
i mean.. the tail usually gets smothered in shit, sure it affects the flavor?
>>76606297
Tongue tastes good. First time I had it the texture was a little weird but it does taste good.
>>76606562
Those are fried mushrooms ya tit.
>>76606290
>>76606290
>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Montagu,_4th_Earl_of_Sandwich
Add that to the list of British inventions.
>>76606562
>doesnt know what a mushroom is
I guess they dont serve those at McDonalds, so how would you know
>>76606562
>american education
Those are mushrooms you idiot.
>>76606645
>Everything is good in pigs
yes.
>>76601828
I love the traditional English breakfast. Of course, I lived in Britainistan for a little while so I was exposed to it.
