Americans are so fucking weird.
>make-up
>fake plastic smile
>that exaggerated clownlike expression
>looks like product of racemixing
>in a uniform
>military recruiter
>on Tinder
hope I get drafted to smash that pussy
>>76600535
Man fuck off already Mexico
>>76600620
Unless your name is Jamal and you're 6ft tall with a huge bbc, it ain't happening.
>>76600535
Why do coalburners always tend to come from the south? I've noticed this recently.
>>76600707
She's a woman in the army, she'll fuck pretty much anything.
>>76600707
So you're telling me that I have a chance? Great, thanks my nigga
>>76600707
You wouldn't have to be black, but you would have to have a huge cock and be at least 6'2 to have a chance.
>>76600748
Because there are a lot of niggers there?
Also how can you tell she's a coalburner?
>>76600707
>6ft tall with a huge bbc
yes
>your name is Jamal
fuck
>>76600535
>not looking to date
>>76600535
Welcome to the peace time army
>>76600535
Long-ass horse face, she is cousin of S.J Parker?
>burgers dont know how to wear beret
>>76600748
Did your wife's son tell you that?
>>76600918
>>76600535
I agree. BAKA Fake bitches.
>>76600812
>how can you tell she's a coalburner?
She's in the Army. Either that or she's a dyke.
>>76600535
She ain't looking to date she's looking to fuck, anon
>>76600834
She is extremely tan, with sharp eyebrows. Again, it is just a hunch.
I grew up mostly in the south, every coalburner I ever saw (and believe me, I saw my fair share) always fit the bill for at least three of these things:
>Excessively tanned
>Dyed hair
>Extremely deep south accent
>Overweight
>Sharp/painted on eyebrows
>Mean spirited/told "jokes" at others expense
I have a theory that a lot of coalburners do stuff like this to get away from being white. Dyeing their hair, tanning excessively, etc. are all their way of trying to alter their white features. I knew a coalburner in highschool who put product in her hair to make it thinner to the point where it had literally no volume.
>>76600812
He said big black cock, not micro mongolian cock
>>76600535
"White" Americans are the biggest monstrosities above the equator.
>>76600535
>Using Tinder to recruit people
That's new to me...
>>76601106
Sorry, that was meant for >>76600834
>>76600535
It's not like there's ever going to be another major war in our lifetimes, think about it.
>>76601147
Bro honestly there isn't really a key like that.
My best friend's sister is a coalburner and she looks just like any other preppy bitch/Instagram whore
>>76601149
I'm black you white ass cracka
>>76601358
>image.jpg
0/10
>>76601358
Poor fingolians...
Most American girls are complete caricatures of themselves: they're obnoxious, loudmouthed, shallow and dumb as a rock. But hey at least they have them christian values. Kek
>>76601453
No, they have christian values only on Sunday.
>>76601328
>"I know of one exception to your format, therefore it is wrong."
Look man I didn't say it was fool-proof, I just said in all of my 20 years living in the American south I know a coalburner when I see one. You say the girl is a bitch, well there you go. There are more psychological traits I didn't list.
I'm just saying I've literally never known a good coalburner. "Good" as in a loving, loyal, wholesome girl. Most women today in general can't tick all these boxes, but coalburners are rare to tick any of them.
>>76601269
Wow, really made me think
DELETE THIS!
>>76601544
Not even on Sunday.
Christianity in America is a big fucking meme, only some redneck faggots really care about it.
And Mormons I suppose.
>>76601669
>Mormons
Italians are totally not over the top when it comes to fashion
>>76601742
>>Mormons
What did he mean by this?
>>76600535
Looks Italian desu lmao
>>76601175
She can recruit muh dik
>>76601846
Nope.
>>76600535
BY AZURA BY AZURA BY AZURA
>>76601564
I'm not disagreeing with you. I'm just saying the list of character traits is a lot longer than one post of greentext
Not trying to be Mr. Labcoat here but I actually understand how women think. And coalburning isn't something that's in the usual psyche
My conclusion when it comes to coalburning is more of a psychological issue than that of just sexual desire
From the coalburners I've met they all shared one thing, a horrible relationship with one or both parents, or parents that divorced when they were kids. Now normally this would lead to preference to older men in a fucked up way to fill in that male role model that they lack. But I've seen it go the other way, where it's less of trying to fill a void and more to get attention. Such as having more sexual partners or more frequently. Basically their thinking is if I embarrass my father then he'll have to talk to me. And black men is just another method, albeit a more extreme one.
>>76602879
>Now normally this would lead to preference to older men in a fucked up way to fill in that male role model that they lack
Don't fucking remind me
>>76601147
If you don't tan you probably don't get laid.
Le white skin meme is just that. A meme.
>>76600707
>tfw 6'5" frycook with an 8 inch cock who makes $100,000 a year working at wendy's
>>76600535
recruiting people on tinder to join the army, holy shit we're fucked
>>76600662
>>76600535
That's called irony OP. She looks silly like that as a mockery of girls who look silly like that and is a army recruiter looking for guys who might be willing to talk to a plasticy cutesy girl to join the army. Its supposed to look funny and get attention, its just a joke.
>>76600535
>Not here to date.
>I'm your local Army Recruiter.
The American government is getting really desperate.
>>76602879
The same can be observed in parts of Northern England, but instead of blacks it's Pakistanis. If you really want to piss off your working class Northern dad, there's no better way than shacking up with Tariq.
Obviously some women do have a sexual preference based on race but I think for most there is more to it than just sex (same goes for guys with yellow fever, though I'm sure that costs the taxpayer less in terms single mother welfare/benefits payments).
>>76603218
eh, for some reason chinks love white skin.
I guess the fresh-off-the-boat ones here haven't had time to be media brainwashed by non-chinks yet.
>>76601149
>>76601147
Don't forget they usually have excessively huge hoop earrings also
>>76601358
10/10, american as fuck.
>>76600535
i have no idea dude, American women look weird as fuck. probably something in the water and the food
>>76604803
don't ever move to America
>>76602879
>>76603833
So who was more pissed off - Americans about Jackie Kennedy getting in bed with Aristotle Onassis or British about Princess Diana getting it on with with Hasnat Khan/Dodi Al-Fayed?
>m-muhh heritage
fucking bastard nation dispora fags
rebel against holy mother queen
they are heretic traitor
>>76600535
Hating on a cutie. Not like you Italy.
>>76600535
>use a dating app to recruit
>fill dating app with spambots
>women are cunts who use the dating app to feed their galaxy-sized egos
Starting to think MGTOW might be onto something.
>>76600535
i believe this is propaganda for horny and stupid people to join for the army.
They think "look the army got beautyfull womans,lets join the army "
>>76600535
That bitch has the crazy eyes.
Never stick your dick in the crazy
>>76605134
>You will never twirl Princess Di and watch her laugh with delight while a jealous crowd watches on
>>76600797
deployment goggles are real
>>76606175
I thought she looks kind of sad there. Do you really think you could have gotten her to laugh?
>>76606470
I could have been the one, anon.
I remember my mum crying when she died.
