Lets do real life /pol/ stories
>be me
>walking down Edmonton streets
>see 5 subhuman niggers
>think "oh gee more niggers"
>as I walk past they go "hey bitch boi gotta any dat mothafuckin money?"
>stop
>look at them
>be me
>say "Fuck off niggers you guys are subhuman"
>they all go "Da fug u jus say you lil bitch"
>I say "yeah niggers, you're all subhuman"
>one gets all angry and runs at my waist about to tackle me down
>i raise my army and say "Fuck off you primitive savage apes!
>without even touching him the nigger turns around and flees
>the others go "holy fuck" and run away too
>as they're running I say "And dont come back niggers. Edmonton was created by whites for whites, the only thing that is supposed to be black here is the oil!"
>mfw this actually happened
>yfw you realized this actually happened
>>76570959
As a fellow Edmonton-anon... kys.
>>76571086
LOL nigger detected!
>>76570959
LOL niggers are having this thread slid!
>>76570959
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>>76571282
You leaves are fucking worse than the Aussies
>>76572352
NIGGER ALERT
Did my story trigger your mind nigger?
no shit, I'm from etown too.
Where'd this happen anon? I always stare niggers in the eyes when walking back and they all look down.
Waiting for the day one of them tries to fight me
>>76572781
Well I kinda don't want to tell exactly where this happened because someone here might recognize me and all that, but it's in the very sketchy area. You know what I mean right? If you know Edmonton you will know but if I give an exact spot some anon can pinpoint it.
>>76572944
lmao there's all kind of sketch spots you goof.
Abbotsfield, Belvedere, Churchill...
you sound like a bitch
>>76573029
Lol you sound like a bitch. Churchill and Abbotsfield aren't even that sketchy. Everyone there is just a poser and likes to act tough. There are spots where actual crime happens and unfortunately I work there.
>>76573092
you don't roll much in the underworld then.
I sparked a joint on churchill a couple days before christmas last year and some native pint head tried stabbing me because I wouldn't give him a hit.
Crazy shit happens at Churchill
Niggers smell fear. If they said anything to you
it's probably cause you looked like a scared jew.
Stop embarrassing Canada with your queer fantasies.
>>76573223
Oh seriously? Going through there I didn't see much. I don't get involved in illegal things and don't even know how if I wanted. Like I don't want to just ask someone how to get involved in illegal stuff, not that I would want to get involved.
>>76573444
Fuck off queer.
>be me
>love trump
>friend also loves trump
>he brings his trump hat to school
>stupid niggers and "Modern Western" "Females" start shout at us calling us racist
>Nig Nogs start getting pushy
>see libtard females start recording my friend
>ohshitbouttogodown.jpeg
>nig runs by steals hat off of friend's head
> I run and tackle nig.
>he slams into the ground and gets the wind knocked out of him
>put nig in head lock
>bitches rush over to video
>get hat back
>nig still in headlock
>people yelling for me to calm down
>yell "I AM TIRED OF NIGGERS STEALING OUR SHIT"
>CHEERS ERUPT
>i feel like a hero
>mfw
>libtard females laugh about having video
>kick their phone into puddle.
>school has no tolerance policy for videoing fights
>no one can get me into trouble
> I am a legend
>mfw
>school has
>>76570959
if you actually did this congrats, you did what few do and put niggers in their place
now we have several million more to go
>>76573223
>you don't roll much in the underworld then
This is now a cringe thread. Fucking leafs.
>be me
>get government notice about an refugee centre opening nearby
>go to construction site where government workers are busy building the site for those lazy "refugees"
>yell "Hey! They have no place here! there isn't any war in the 5000 kilometers between here and Syria!"
>government employee smirks and turns to me, trying to attack me
>I raise my arms to defend myself and beat him
>The other workers run off screaming
>The entire neighboorhood erupts in cheers, I am the local hero now
True story
>>76575480
burn that fucker to the ground!
ITT: Betas greentext their fantasies.
>>76575616
haha, yes I will next time, haha
>>76570959
Should have just shot it.
>>76570959
>i raise my army
How many stalwart men can you field? Are they stout of heart and strong of arm?
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>>76571282
wew somebody has some insecurity issues
>>76570959
Whatever you say, kiddo.
THIS FUCKING THREAD HAPPENED BEFORE!! DEJAVU MANG
>be me in Fredericksburg Va
>nig from school gets expelled for generic reason
>average "fuck 12" nig
>banned from his house by his parents
>tries to break into his parents house at 11:00 pm
>police called by parents
>nig shoots cop nearly killing him (nig only 18)
>next day school breaks into chaos 5 fights in one day (all nigs)
>everyone recalls their memories of nig
>mfw he was on the wrestling team with me
>mfw he acted alfpa zulu chieftan but was beta basement dweller on the mat
>actually got to wrestle him and destroyed him
>mfw the nig went on to critically injure an innocent police officer
>nigs gon nig
look up full story this happened yesterday bros fuck nigs
>>76577034
http://www.fredericksburg.com/news/crime_courts/burglary-call-led-to-shooting-of-stafford-deputy/article_e8c890f0-2d5d-11e6-b025-ab071e1669ec.html
>>76577034
damn what a fucking idiot. Turned a trespassing charge into a life sentence without parole probably because he actually believed police officers were going to kill him for being black. Oh the irony.
