Dear Bernie, I donated but you still ain't winning
I left my cell, pager, and home phone while I was banking
>>76477479
I sent two delegates back in summer, you must not-a got 'em
>>76477615
It was probably just a problem at the voting office or something, but anyways fuck it, how's your wife's daughter?
>>76477373
>https://youtu.be/gRjLCD3d8d4
Oh I'm sorry goyim, I never meant to Jew youuu.
but anyways fuck it what's been up man, how's your wife's daughter?
We waiting in the voting lines for ya', but you just said no.
>>76477857
My girlfriend's pregnant too, her bulls about to be a father.
>>76478061
If I had a daughter, guess what I'ma call her
I'ma name her Hillary
>>76477373
posting for potential
>>76478041
You could have signed a welfare check for my black son, your like his fuckin' idol
>>76477373
you stupid fucking socialists think throwing money at shit is the answer to all the fucking problems when you babbies didn't even graduate from econ 101 lmao baka
>>76478233
Dear Bern, you still ain't got a state, I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad, I just think it's fucked up you don't answer fans
If you didn't wanna talk to me outside your rally
You didn't have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for Chad
That's my little brother man, he's only sixteen years old
We waited in the chimp out for you,
For four hours and you just said, "No."
>>76478233
I read about your Uncle Jeb too I'm sorry
I had a friend kill himself over some country who didn't want him
>>76477373
Donated my house just now!
He's got this in the bag only 32% is reporting in.
Solid gold itt.
Dear Mister "I'm Too Cucked To Win For My Fans"
This will be the last donation I'll ever send your ass
>>76478786
C'mon baby
>>76478786
have some trips
>>76479097
Holy shit my sides
>>76478786
Reroll
>>76478624
Fucking
Gold
that song was crazy depressing tho
>>76478786
Come on senpai
>>76479382
That's the point
>In Order, Still needs moar
Dear Bernie, I donated but you still ain't winning
I left my cell, pager, and home phone while I was banking
I sent two delegates back in summer, you must not-a got 'em
It was probably just a problem at the voting office or something, but anyways fuck it, how's your wife's daughter?
My girlfriend's pregnant too, her bulls about to be a father.
If I had a daughter, guess what I'ma call her
I'ma name her Hillary
I read about your Uncle Jeb too I'm sorry
I had a friend kill himself over some country who didn't want him
Dear Bern, you still ain't got a state, I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad, I just think it's fucked up you don't answer fans
If you didn't wanna talk to me outside your rally
You didn't have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for Chad
That's my little brother man, he's only sixteen years old
We waited in the chimp out for you,
For four hours and you just said, "No."
Dear Mister "I'm Too Cucked To Win For My Fans"
This will be the last donation I'll ever send your ass
>>76477373
I've felt the burn but now all i have is dying embers
>>76479829
Missing lines after
>I had a friend kill himself over some country who didn't want him
Originals are:
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the underground shit that you did with Skam
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man
I like the shit you did with Rawkus too, that shit was fat
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back,
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
This is Stan
>>76479829
It's been six months and still no word. What? Your supporters don't deserve it? I know you got my last two donations. My girlfriends boyfreind works at the post office and he wrote the addresses perfect.
So this is a donation I'm sending you, I hope you buy a pizza with it! I'm in a prius right now and doing 50 on a freeway
good thread
toasting in epic bread
>>76477373
>>76477479
>>76477615
>>76477857
>>76478061
>>76478233
>>76478624
>>76481500
FUCKING GOLD
the berns gone cold im wondering why,
i had any hope at all,
all them rain clouds at my window,
cause you can't stump the trump,
even if you could, forgive and forget my college debt,
it just reminds me, its either hillary or a wall.
I hated this "song". My favorite alt rock station used to play the whole thing. It's creepy.
>>76480281
I know you probably hear this every day but I am a really gay man
I even bought a bernie dildo but it was just a scam
I got a room full of your posters next to rainbows senpai
I even saw that civil rights shit you did, that shit was fat
Anyway my wife beats me, one day I might hit her back
She just shat
Truely yours, your biggest fan this is Stan
>>76477373
THERE'S VOMIT ON BERNIE'S SWEATER ALREADY, HILLARYS SPAGHETTI
If the lyrics to this are completed I will rap it over the instrumental track for the glory of /pol/
>>76480656
>I'm in a prius right now and doing 50 on a freeway
Loving every lel
>>76478624
Dear Mister "I'm Too Good To Win A State For My Fans"
This will be the last paycheck I ever send your ass
It's been six months and still no wins, I don't deserve it?
I know you got my last two posts, I wrote your username perfect
So this is my last Reddit post I'm sending you, I hope you read it
I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway
Hey Bernie, I drank a fifth of vodka
You dare me to drive?
You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night"
About that guy who could a saved that other guy from not winning
But didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a a show he found him?
That's kinda how this is, you could a rescued me from losing
Now it's too late, I'm on a thousand downers now, I'm drowsy
And all I wanted was a lousy victory or a Feel The Bern Shirt
I hope you know I ripped all of your posters off the wall
I love you Bernie, we coulda been together, think about it
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you scream about it
I hope your conscience eats at you and you can't fund raise without me
See Slim, shut up ape! I'm tryin' to talk!
Hey Slim, that's my girlfriend's son screamin' in the trunk
But I didn't slit his throat, I just tied him up, see I ain't like you
'Cause I didn't send him to the gulag to be worked to death
Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now
Oh shit, I forgot, how am I supposed to send this shit out?
>>76479097
Honestly one of the funniest things I have ever read on /pol/
>>76483000
bump for beauty trips
>>76481947
>Senpai
>kek
>>76479097
kek
>>76478624
Absolute madman
