Techno-Communism tread! For those wondering what we are we are a group of Communists that like to add a bit of Techno to Communism. I am a Techno-Communist and me and my friends rent out a place we invite people and we do communist dances with a modern kick. We play old Communist Songs like the USSR national anthem and " Sailing the Seas Depends on the Helmsman" but with a Techno-remix. Even some of the most right-wing people enjoy our parties. We are like the new evolved Communists
So you might be sitting there wondering how are beliefs are different from other Communist groups? Well we believe that Techno music should be playing at all times especially the night. Every city, farm, factory, and home will have large speakers in it that can't be turned off, these speakers will blast Techno music 24/7. On Special Occasions they will blast Techno-Communist Anthems.
So that is our Communist ideology. Tell us what you think of our new Political ideology. Please no bully or anything like that, this ideology has never been tried so you can't say it will or will not work. Personally I think it will work but I am now asking you if you think it will work.
>>76458975
>The Deliverator belongs to an elite order, a hallowed subcategory. He's got esprit up to here. Right now, he is preparing to carry out his third mission of the night. His uniform is black as activated charcoal, filtering the very light out of the air. A bullet will bounce off its arachnofiber weave like a wren hitting a patio door, but excess perspiration wafts through it like a breeze through a freshly napalmed forest, Where his body has bony extremities, the suit has sintered armorgel: feels like gritty jello, protects like a stack of telephone books.
>When they gave him the job, they gave him a gun. The Deliverator never deals in cash, but someone might come after him anyway-might want his car, or his cargo.
>>76458975
This is now a Matrix Thread
>>76459329
WTF are you talking about?
>>76458975
This might be the gayest thing I've ever read.
>>76459491
Explain!
>>76459479
>The gun is tiny, aero-styled, lightweight, the kind of gun a fashion designer would carry; it fires teensy darts that fly at five times the velocity of an SR-71 spy plane, and when you get done using it, you have to plug it into the cigarette lighter, because it runs on electricity.
>The Deiverator never pulled that gun in anger, or in fear. He pulled it once in Gila Highlands. Some punks in Gila Highlands, a fancy Burbclave, wanted themselves a delivery, and they didn't want to pay for it. Thought they would impress the Deliverator with a baseball bat. The Deiverator took out his gun, centered its laser doohickey on that poised Louisville Slugger, fired it. The recoil was immense, as though the weapon had blown up in his hand. The middle third of the baseball bat turned into a column of burning sawdust accelerating in all directions like a bursting star. Punk ended up holding this bat handle with milky smoke pouring out the end. Stupid look on his face. Didn't get nothing but trouble from the Deiverator.
>>76459775
Dude that's nuts
>>76459957
>Since then the Deliverator has kept the gun in the glove compartment and relied, instead, on a matched set of samurai swords, which have always been his weapon of choice anyhow. The punks in Gila Highlands weren't afraid of the gun, so the Dcliverator was forced to use it. But swords need no demonstrations.
>The Deliverator's car has enough potential energy packed into its batteries to fire a pound of bacon into the Asteroid Belt. Unlike a bimbo box or a Burb beater, the Deliverator's car unloads that power through gaping, gleaming, polished sphincters. When the Deliverator puts the hammer down, shit happens. You want to talk contact patches? Your car's tires have tiny contact patches, talk to the asphalt in four places the size of your tongue. The Deiverator's car has big sticky tires with contact patches the size of a fat lady's thighs. The Deliverator is in touch with the road, starts like a bad day, stops on a peseta.
>Why is the Deliverator so equipped? Because people rely on him. He is a roll model. This is America. People do whatever the fuck they feel like doing, you got a problem with that? Because they have a right to. And because they have guns and no one can fucking stop them. As a result, this country has one of the worst economies in the world. When it gets down to it-talking trade balances here-once we've brain-drained all our technology into other countries, once things have evened out, they're making cars in Bolivia and microwave ovens in Tadzhikistan and selling them here-once our edge in natural resources has been made irrelevant by giant Hong Kong ships and dirigibles that can ship North Dakota all the way to New Zealand for a nickel-once the Invisible Hand has taken all those historical inequities and smeared them out into a broad global layer of what a Pakistani brickmaker would consider to be prosperity-y'know what? There's only four things we do better than anyone else
What next, dubstep nationalism?
>>76460186
No, FUCK FASCISTS
