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Format:
>name
>color
>state
The game will begin when 4 players sign up.
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South Texas


Dark Red
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>>76453068

California
Berniecucks
Blue
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>>76453068
>REDNECK REDEMPTION
>Red
>north texas
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>>76453068
Smith & Wesson Scorpiongirl Company
Massachusetts
Gold
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Armenia
Pink
Florida Panhandle
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>>76453068
Empire of the Red God
Yellow
Florida
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>>76453068

Pimeria United Territories
Dark Blue
Central Arizona
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>>76453068
Montana
Mexican caliphat
I'll take green
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>>76454117
Alliance?
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Best Korea
Red
Orgeon
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>>76453903
Alliance?
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>>76454176

Southwesterner's gotta stick together.
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>>76453068
are you going to take me advice of only 1 roll per update and only the post answering the update will be taken as roll.

if not I'll be a mess
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>>76454176
>>76453834
>>76454117

I wish for only for the south to unite and crush the north

>>76454364
this
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>>76454224
Taken
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>>76454482
well then 3 way alliance? ill take the north of texas then expand west you take south then expand east?
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OP is here right ?
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>>76454622
I like this idea. Mind your name though.
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>>76454563
the color?If so just pick a random color
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MAPDATE
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>>76454748
Fill FL Panhandle
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>>76454748
Fill South Florida
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>>76454748
Continue filling in south Texas, then proceed East.
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>>76454699
sorry im playing 2 different risks at once
>>76454748
fill north texas
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>>76454622

>3 way alliances before the first mupdate
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>>76454790
Want to make an NAP? War this early in the game would be stupid
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>>76454748
Legion
Orange
Nevada
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>>76454748
Fill cali
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May I join?

>Golden Dick
>any color
>anywhere
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>>76454825
believe me I know the feel.
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>>76454748
roll spill to Wyoming and put the Oregon fag in I'll be my allied
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Negro League
Purple
CHicago/illinois
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>>76454748

Fill west.
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>>76454748
Fill Massachusetts and spill to New York
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>>76455000
Fixed name lol
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>>76454748
>>76455000
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>>76455000
trips wasted on a jew.
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what's palindrome and straight?
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>>76455182
Pali is something like 4004 or 1221, the same backwards and forward.
Straight is something like 12345, 54321, 98765, etc.
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MAPDATE 2
And don't worry I'm adding you guys next round
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>>76454748
>Grey
>The Confederacy
>North Carolina
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>>76455285
its a pali because it has 131
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>>76455469
forgot something there
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>>76455285
if the numbers are out of order do they still count as straight or they got to be ordered
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>>76455530
ordered
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>>76455469
OP you forgot map
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>>76455530
They gotta be in order.
Not sure if 2468 counts.
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>>76455576
are we allied now best United States?
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>>76455469
Sorry, it's the autism
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>>76455716
>>76455000
plssssss
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>>76455716
Take Cali moreee
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>>76455716
Fill up CT, MA and RI.
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>>76455716
Attack Empire of Red God
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>>76455716
I'll just sit here with my thumb up my ass for this round

>Grey
>The Confederacy
>North Carolina
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>>76455682
>>76455576

Oh Jesus, the shitskins and commies are banning together.

>>76455474
Help us bring glory to the Yankees white man
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>>76455716
fill orgeon
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>>76455716
spread through both Montana and wy
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>>76455775

>CHECKEM
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>>76455716
Ok I guess Im forced to invade Armenia, thanks OP for deciding my roll
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>>76454868
what wrong with that?
>>76455716
fill north texas
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>>76455775
So close to trips, but a 4D Pali is good enough for me.
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>>76455716
Continue with Texas and keep spilling east.
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>>76455716

Fill southern Arizona.
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>>76455866
Fuck, I dont know how I thought my roll was yours.
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>>76455854

3 way allies before the game starts is bullshit hugboxing desu

Just being honest with ya riskbros, theres a reason most games don't allow more than one ally
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>>76455775
Canada we must band this faggots are already plotting against us, will go to Texas and burn the Alamo to ashes
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>>76454748
Can I join

The Klan
Kentucky
I don't care What colour
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>>76456099
> Allies are for pussies

Okay.
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>>76455716
See>>76456197
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>>76455716
>Great Sioux Nation
>Brown
>North Dakota
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Illinois Caliphate
Any color
North Illinois
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>>76456197
>The Klan
>I don't care What colour

The irony in that statement
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>>76456431
Haha
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>>76456336
gtfo already called it
>>76455000
(changed name)
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>>76456193

I dont have an issue with Texas I just like to banter.

I take one ally per game if they don't leave.

Prove yourself desu and we may be allies yet
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>>76456431
kek
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>>76456431
Its pretty fucking hilarious
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>>76456233

Did i ever say allies are for pussies or are you triggered Texasbros?

I said 3 way is bullshit because most risk games ban it, both things are 100% famalam
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Armenia gets BTFO and Commiefornia spreads like a disease.
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>>76456474
>>76456482

I can already tell The Klan and Negro league are going to be great friends
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>>76456612

TAKE ALL THE FORNIA
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>>76456269
Brown is taken.
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>>76456482
Well if he already claimed Chicago can I have Minnesota and rename myself?
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>>76456612
fill texas
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>>76456612
Continue spilling in east Texas
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>>76456336
Pick another state
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>>76456612
Fill more of North Carolina
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>>76456612
New York
>>76456666
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
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>>76456612
>>76456679
Teal then. Can I roll since I joined last turn?
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>>76456612
Move south to fill illinois.
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>>76456612
keep spreading through both States rolling for quads
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>>76456724
Minnesota
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>>76456612
Attack Armenia
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>>76456612

>Tang Dynasty
>Minnesota
>Cyan
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>>76456612
Attack Red Sun
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>>76456612
OP add me

The Klan
Kentucky
I don't care what colour
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>>76456612
take the rest of Orgeon
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>>76456828
Pali ftw
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>>76456871
I got Minnesota
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>>76456666
Spill where?
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>>76456612
Fill in the westernmost bit of AZ
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>>76456905
>>76454921
I come in peace
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>>76456919
PALI
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>>76456666
holy shit kek is with ya
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>>76456666

SPILL ME CRAZY INTO NEVADA AND BEYOND

>GET ON THIS LEVEL
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>>76456984

I don't think you have, Spic.
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>>76457237
so we won't be friends gook
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>>76456666

U wot m9
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>>76457343

We can be friends if you stay the fuck out of Minnesota, Pedro. Try securing your own yard first.
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>>76457488
Minnesota is mine I claim it first take Idaho and will have no problems
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>>76457237
>>76457488
see
>>76456336
>>76456724
>>76456818
>21:14:42

>>76456871
>21:14:59
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>>76456919
Spill where?
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>>76457677

This one has gained points in my book

Don't take shit Mexico
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>>76457488
>>76457343
>>76457237
>>76457204
>>76454622

All this drama on the fourth post.. damn
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>>76457677

That's a baseless claim and you know it, Juan. You've still got two states to fill, let alone move one state over and then another into Minnesota.
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sry for late post

expand in all directions pls
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>>76457744
Washington
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>>76457727

I'll fight it out with him then. Obviously I have the tianming.
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>>76457881
let's wait for the update see where we stand but just so you know I won't relinquish min.

ever
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>>76458060

Unless, of course, a peaceful arrangement can be reached. We have a Muslim majority in Xinjiang, you know.
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>>76457895
Finally. Commiefornia will rule you all.
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>>76458195
spilling into New Mexico
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>>76458195
Fill NC
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>>76458147
only peaceful agreement I'll take is you moving to Idaho or wherever the fuck else you want
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>>76458195
damn berniecucks is strong
i have to go so give my land to the Indepedent Republic of Texas
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>>76458195
Take over idaho
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>>76458195
WHAT THE FUCK
>>76456888
>>76456888
>>76456888
>>76456888
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>>76458147
>>76458117
MY FELLOW COLORED PEOPLE

There is no need for this fighting. Let us unite as one multicolored front against the southern white menace.

I PROPOSE THE FORMATION OF THE

COLORED PEOPLES EMPIRE(CPE)

All colored nations may join.
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>>76458195

U wot m9?

Are you not taking new players?
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>>76458195
... so ... can I not play?
>>76456269
>>76456795
>>
DinDu
Anywhere
Any color
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>>76458195
keep spreading on both States
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>>76458195

Give me the western bits of my state and spill south if needed.
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>>76458195
Attack Armenia
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>>76458195
Move in all directions to fill illinois
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>>76458324

I'll consider it. After my disputes with the mexicans have been resolved, of course.
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>>76458364
im you
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>>76458283

I'll have you flayed alive, spic.
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>>76458195

Take ALL THE GON'S(OR)
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>>76458427
Okay, perhaps the common agreement of the formation of the CPE could settle differences.
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>>76458466
You mean we are we
Ally?
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>>76458427
kek you ain't even in the game with so many States still open why you wanna start on a conflict?
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>>76458313
Reroll again, I'll count that one in.
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>>76458639
Fill Georgia

The trips count too, right?
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>>76458610
im you but a correct you
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>>76458621

Step the fuck up or back the fuck down.
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>>76458787
i am you but stronger
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>>76458195
Conquer more of the New York.
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>>76458195
fill all directions
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>>76458831
>>76458787

Classic Negro boy's. Can't even get along.
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>>76458621

fuck this Mexico has taken enough shit this game already

>ALLY MEXICO
>FUCK THE CHINAMEN

Had to make sure he was a real nigga
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>>76458195
>>76458891
Forgot bonus.
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>>76458195
>Light Green
>Great Plains Republic
>Iowa
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>>76458797
>>76458621
BROTHERS! we dont need to fight. thats what the white menace wants.

I propose that the founding action of the CPE to be the agreement among us three that in the interest of peace, we create a moratorium on minnesotta. No nation shall occupy it.
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>>76458956
I am in how we call the alliance?
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>>76456871
>>76458195
>>76458332

OP, are you putting me in or no?
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>>76458766
Listen, I dont think we have to be enemies, do you wanna form an alliance or NAP?
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>>76459058

Just put it in your trip/username like so
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>>76458976>>76458195

Add me please!
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>>76459159
No
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>>76458978

I will consider this if Mexico does.
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>>76459247
Alright
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>>76458978
Minnesota is mine no gook is welcome and I am building a wall he needs to get on an open state, there is plenty of them still
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>>76459247
>>76459159
>>76458766

my sides have left me
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OP is it to late for a name change?
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>>76459326

Don't say I didn't try.
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>>76458978

>I will consider this
>has no clay yet

I give people free shit all day and this nigga makes me look like scrouge mcduck

>Gtfo
>>
done
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>>76459326
>>76459505
Its with great sadness that I announce that the formation of the CPE will need to be left for another day...

I pray that some day we will all unite for our own good.
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>>76458978
Your league failed. Get ready for slavery to be instituted in your land.

Prep for lashings now, nigger boy
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>>76459526

Fucking try me, canuck.

I have the tianming.

Time to find out if I have the mandate of Kek too.
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>>76459494
Nope.

MAPDATE
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>>76459857
Finish Stannis and fill Georgia
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>>76459857
Continue taking liberating new Mexico
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>>76459857
OP??? You didn't add me?????
>Start in Iowa
Roll to expand this turn
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>>76459794
The Confederacy has been overthrown, we are now Donald Trump's Real Estate Empire

We demand a name change
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>>76459857
Fill North Dakota (cut through South Dakota when necessary)
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>>76459857
Conquer more New York.
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>>76459857

Oregon is mine, spills Utah
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>>76459857
Re-rolling because other post got trashed. Spread into New Mexico
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>>76459857

OP what the everloving fuck? I'll try it again.

>Tang Dynasty
>That Blue Colour that's left

Fuck Minnesota.

>Arkansas
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>>76459996
>>76459999
JUST
I didnt even get 5D Palis.
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>>76459857
>>76459944
OP you are brotier

Complete North Carolina
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>>76459857
Too late to play?
Cyan
Republic of Prussia
Nebraska
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>>76459857
keep going in all directions to fill illinois
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>>76459857
Expand both north and south.
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>>76459790
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>>76459794
>>76459999

>Protip KEK IS MINE FAGGOT
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>>76460139

Oh fuck off, I'm cyan.
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>>76460317
Fine, I'll take light green.
>>
Noblac

Aquire maine


whatever color isn't on the board.
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>>76459996
do you want an alliance/non agression pact?

We are the only two northern powers.
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>>76459935
>>76459857
OP????
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>>76459857
fill Minnesota full roll
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>>76459857
>>76460066


Seriously, that's the second time you've missed me, and from this: >>76460494

It seems like you missed them too.

>>76460540

Literally fucking how? You have to move through Dakota first.
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>>76460079

One post off of greatness
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>>76459999
More spill states?
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>>76460540
youre a special kind of stupid. (aka mexican)
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>>76460829

Colorado senpai
>>
quads
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>>76460776
There's no blue color left.
MAPDATE
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>>76459857
Add me

Michegan

Lime Green

Cretans
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>>76460914
why?

I been asking op to spread my roll between Wyoming and Minnesota.

I want em to use to full count of the roll just on Minnesota now.

I wanna fill Minnesota now explain to me why I am stupid, don't make me join the Texan in to putting you on shackles now
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>>76461419
Fill that speck of Florida left and fill Georgia
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>>76461419

Fine then, put me in as green, even though I claimed that fucking colour before Plains did by at least ten minutes.
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>>76461419
Fill Texas
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>>76461419
OP have me go for fill Michegan this turn and add me please
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>>76461419
Move up into wisonsin.
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>>76461419
Fill North Dakota (cut through South Dakota when necessary)
>>
Can I join? Or am I too late
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>>76461419

Get me the rest of that southern section.
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>>76461419
You didn't include my roll from before...>>76459935
Please Add
Continue to take Iowa
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>>76461662
It seems we are, friend.
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>>76461662
Nebraska looks some what safe
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>>76461419
do it again op full force on min.

Minnesota is mine faggots
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>>76461419

Looks like I'm at war, so fucking murder light blue

TAKE FROM HIM HIS BLUES
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>>76461508
youre new to this game, huh? You cant suddenly start filling somewhere youre not connected too, and you cant beeline to a place.
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>>76461419
Finish NC and spill into Tennessee
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I'll join as light green, I'll start in Nebraska
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>>76461419
>>76461514

Oh fuck you, they didn't even pick Cyan.
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>>76461618
C-c-can we be friends?
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>>76461895
Aren't you white?
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>>76461575
There are no teams left. I'm managing a game of 15 people.
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>>76461895
okay lets b friends
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>>76461424
>>76461575
>>76461419
AM I in OP ???

Please
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>>76461754
who we fighting best ally I wanna join the slaughter
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>>76461419
Continue our incredibly slow conquering of New York, and spill into Pennsylvania.
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Put me in central colorado, name it white trash uprising, Make it gray.
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>>76462123
My alley unfortunately. Looks like my alley is keen on expanding.
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>>76462225
And 1 away from 5D Palis
Fuck.
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>>76462123

I lost clay to this inferior blue beside me, he will relinquish his blues and bend the knee or be destroyed.

I have no time for false blues or their games.

Don't worry Mexico, he will be no match for blue
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>>76461419
I NEED TO GO GIVE MY LAND TO THE GREAT PLAINS REPUBLIC NEXT TO ME.
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>>76461786
I know what you're saying now I been fighting Minnesota all of this time when I forgot I started in Montana.
good thing op knows what I am talking about, I even bullie that gook out of Minnesota KEK
>>
OP The Klan is AFK, may I obtain their land?
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Expand North
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>>76462754

You didn't "bully" me out, I moved because OP was being retarded and missed me for two fucking turns.

Then he missed me again.
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>>76462882
Scorpiongirl Smith and Wesson, Expand North
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>>76463044
wot
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>>76463073
Continue spilling in Texas
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>>76462879
Whoever claims it, claims it. Unless they gave you permission.
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>>76463073

Thank you OP.

Now let's start filling Arkansas.
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>>76463073

Push into Socal

Texas-friend I need you to close the gap in NM
>>
CENTRAL COLORADO, GRAY, NAME WHITE TRASH UPRISING. DO IT.
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>>76463073
Spill into SC
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>>76463144

Would you be willing to form a non-aggression pact? I believe Chinese intellectuals can help revitalise your space programme.
>>
Can I join lmao
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>>76463073
Invade Golden Dick and Klan
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>>76463073
Take New York finally and spill into Pennsylvania.
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>>76463073
Keep taking Wisconsin, spills go to Iowa
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>>76463270
get off my homestate dindu i'm coming your way.
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>>76463073
fill Montana op, fuck the gook, if full spread to Wyoming
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>>76463073
There's no way that is 90 Ts so I'm going to assume you missed my straight >>76461654
>654

Fill South Dakota and Minnesota
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>>76463333
HO LEE FUC
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>>76463269
Arizona is dear to Texas history, but I will be willing to make negotiation.
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