welcome to \loq\ the opposite of /pol/
I know Sanders can pull it off if we give him our energy \o/
We need to let in more refugees!
George Soros did nothing wrong
We could use more Mexicans in the States.
I really wanted to go to his rally last night but my wife's son wouldn't let me out of the house. :(
Every strong man need a stronger woman, Y'know?
Or a Stronger trans. Fuck those femboys are sexy
Guys, how do I bluepill my mom on transgenderism? She's so friggin bigoted, it's driving me crazy DX
>>76441822
Man I love the current year, remind me what year we're in again?
Fuck borders, let's unite all people under one global government
>>76441822
How do you make the backwards p?
>>76442546
2015!
>>76441822
We could learn a thing or two about hygiene from the cultures of India, such a clean people!
>>76441822
how the fuck did you make that fucking backwards /pol/??
is this the new triforce?
Trump is sure handling this Mexican judge thing great. #CantStump
>>76442429
Show her the movie "Mrs Doubtfire" It HAS to convince her!
Also, Your mother is such a Fascist for not having started Hormone treatment on you earlier.
>>76442629
>what is a q
#notallmuslims
>>76442629
Go on yahoo Answers
Can't Irk the Merk!
Clinton / Merkel for World Chancellor 2020
>>76441822
Trump is a fucking racist asshole and everyone knows it.
/pol/ can't even do opposite /pol/. these retards think "opposite" means "I'm going to pretend to be retarded and caricature people I don't like" which is actually what they do every day.
/loq/
>>76443440
Good one, friend!
>>76442629
Good question, I'd quite like an answer to this as well
>>76441991
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>>76442617
>>76442879
>>76443377
Haha, have an upboat!
>>76442867
)))Trump (((
>>76443440
10/10
Bernie needs all the magic we can give. (((Laughing out loud)))
6,000,000 Jews died
>>76443603
quite.
>>76442877
He said backwards p not q you fucking idiot
>>76442629
I see what you did there
It's a reference to a post on /b/ for those of you who don't get it
\loq\ sucks. I wonder what it would be like in a mirror universe called /pol/?
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>>76441822
I hope the UK gets to stay in the EU. We could do with more Muslims, and frankly, we just don't have enough rapes right now.
#BREAVE
>>76443197
>bernstein
>stein
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>76441822
Hitler did a lot of bad things.
>>76443197
Have you guys heard of this thing called the Mandela effect?
Apparently the Berenstain Bears have always been the Berentein Bears.
Who would've known!
>>76441822
fuck off with your shilling for sanders you piece of shit.
it's inventive but still transparent.
The second amendment is outdated and needs to be removed. Feeling the Bern #RememberSandyhook
I voted for Mitt Romney! Who else swallowed the blue pill?
>>76444479
You ruined the bait. Welcome to reddit, you are welcome here !!!
I just took out a small loan of $2700 to donate to the Israeli anti-defamation fund.
>>76441822
>i need feminism because i am a white male, and i need my life to be ruined forever
Suck it up, you anti-racist niggers. How does it feel to have your women giving it up to the superior white man?
I'm typing with my clit
>>76445206
Oh, hit /b/ ! C'mon in and chat !
>>76445414
I find this offensive. Black women is being oppressed.
He should be fucking the white male instead :(
>>76445414
HOW CAN BLACK MEN EVEN COMPETE
I just helped some refugees finding german girlfriends today! Time to spend some time with my wife's son.
>WE WERE PEASANTS
Jet fuel DOES melt steel beams!
>>76445570
Nice to see you turkish brother. Need help with removing those filthy kurds and christians?
>>76445414
"Bleached"? Why isn't this a thing?
#blacklivesmatter
Converted to Islam today! Ramadan Mubarak!
I admire India's commitment to loo R&D, they truly are world leaders and we have much to learn from them.
>>76445570
Turks are clean, respectable people.
>>76445865
Would be spectacular!
If you wish so, we can start teaching your people teachings of holy quran in exchange!
>>76446167
Sure wish I wasn't a filthy cracka so I could benefit from the world famous american education system.
>>76446375
I'd love that as well, fellow non-roach! I'd love to learn about your tolerant religion!
The temporary Saxon has been a big help to Aryans throughout history.
Did you what cent said on TYT? Trump is so racist and fascist. We must stop Trump by any mean because he is so anti liberal. Oh sh*t my wifes son crying... BTW i dontated my whole salary today. 800$ Bernie can still win!
>>76441822
Thumbs up for Comrade Sanders! Communism is going to be so much fun.
I think its time for a women president!
>>76446491
Religious stuff aside, Can you share tips to the rest of the world how you are so fit and slim?
I know you guys have some secret diet that keeps you healthy and agile. What is it please explain Ameribros!
>>76446686
I cannot believe you jews - so selfless and so willing to accept all the world's refugees.
>so sorry for the six million.
>>76446791
Yes! Michelle 2016! Yes we can again!
>>76446943
Sure! We begin by exercising every morning and finish a morning run off with a nice salad! I wish I lived in such a peaceful country like turkey! I'm glad they are tolerant of other opinions over there!
>>76445038
Underrated
THE HOLODOMOR DIDN'T HAPPEN!
THE FAMINES WERE A LIE!
MUH 20 GORILLION INNOCENT LITTLE UKRAINIANS, LOL!
>>76441822
I know /loq/ says to avoid weightlifting or strenuous activity so that we don't get infected by testosterone, but I wanted to know what to do if my mom asks me to do the dishes? They're pretty heavy after all and they make my arms sore sometimes just from carrying them
I removed the German flag from my garden today so to not provoke any peaceful Muslims.
14/88
We must demolish the white male world to make reparations for our father's evils!
Heil Hilary!
>>76444161
Why do you aussies always have to be so serious?
>>76447642
I thought this was \loq\ not /pol/
>>76441822
Seriously guys Argentina is black as fuck
The black man owes the white man!
I took my sister to a Bernie rally today and she met an attractive african-american. I hope they get married and stay together forever and give me lots of little nieces and nephews.
>>76447541
Ha! You should hear those pesky armenians with their gorillion christians.
We all know Turkey did nothing wrong.
>>76442629
Come on man.
>>76447837
What are talking about you silly cracka? You're all whiter than a toilet seat. Stop pretending you belong to the master race.
>>76441822
Fucking Me-mes are so stupid, I wish those rightwingers on Tidder would just stop.
Hey /loq/, what if we show the world how white males control the world by putting triple parenthesis next to their names.
Like this:
(((John Smith)))
>>76441822
I am ashamed of my country. I wish I would be in Sverige or Canada. I hears that Denmark people have all stuff for free. I would definitely go there.
We should be divided by some imaginary borders. We are all people on this earth and thats what matters.
>>76442629
Gr8 b8 m8
>>76449233
I am even more offended by those dubs
>>76449368
Sorry, I'll delete them. I keep trying and learning to be better, every day.
As I left the house today, I made sure to put on my #Bernie2016 shirt so everyone knew who I was voting for. I coupled my Cheeto-stained shirt with my finest cargo shorts, white socks, and sandals I could find. I was #FeelingTheBern as I walked toward my polling place and after I ruled out an STI, I realized it was just really hot today. A sweat started to form at my brow as I huffed and puffed my way closer and closer to destroying the establishment. As I approached my polling place, I saw a large yellow sign with the words "No electioneering" written in capital letters. Just as I was skimming the details of the sign, I heard a faint snicker coming from the bushes behind me. As I glanced over, I saw a man thanking a young woman for voting from behind the bushes while whistling in a catcallish way. Thanks to everything I learned from /r/SandersForPresident, I knew this man could be none other than Slick Willy himself. Channeling my best Dora the Explorer impression, I called out, "Clinton, no electioneering" three times. After the third time, a squirrel darted off from beneath the bushes and up a tree. He's a shape-shifting reptilian!
Finally, I got inside my polling place and what do I see? An older woman wearing a red shirt offering snacks and refreshments to voters as they exited the gymnasium. "You can't fool me, you Clinton shill" I proclaimed. The woman was taken aback that I had exposed her ruse, but she continued to bluff.
"Sir, I am just a volunteer. I'm a churchgoer here just like everyone else" (my polling place was a church, by the way. Separation of church and state, anyone?)
>>76449582
what is it like owning a firearm?
We are royalty from the most prosperous nation to ever exist on Earth
>>76441822
I'm voting for Jeremy Corbyn! (Praise be upon him)
>>76449759
The woman shrieked and scurried off and I continued toward the church's gymnasium and, as I entered, I ran into yet another obstacle. There was a woman in line in front of me, making me wait to vote for Bernie. "How dare she" I thought to myself. I had to wait five minutes for this Hillary voter to get out of the way. "I'm outnumbered, damn," my thoughts continued as I approached the poll workers.
Out of the corner of my eye, I spotted a low-information voter at one of the booths. I bet he was hired by CTR to vote for Hillary. She needs to cheat the black vote to beat Bernie, after all. I held my tongue as I proudly proclaimed myself to be an independent voter and demanded a non-partisan crossover ballot.
"Sir, you're not eligible to vote in the Democratic primary."
"What? That's a lie" I screeched.
"You're registered as an 'American Independent.' You're only allowed to vote on the American Independent ballot."
"That's impossible" I retorted.
"Sir, are you sure you're registered as 'No Party Preference' when you filled out your voter registration form?"
"Um, well, down with the establishment! How dare you silence my voice," I proclaimed. Everyone was now looking at us, startled. "Call the county Board of Elections."
Fifteen minutes passed when the Clinton shill told me I was registered as an American Independent and wasn't able to vote for Bernie. I was shattered. I was speechless. These shills are breaking the law and getting away with it. I stormed out of the gymnasium, sobbing into my Bernie body pillow that I had brought with me for encouragement. How could they do this? What can I do, fellow BernieBros? Help me out, I'm begging you.
>>76449886
Vote Remain!
>>76441822
When Trump wins I'll be giving free blowjobs to all his faggot boyfriends in a coke induced coma.
I am a proud Swede and I've kept up 50 Christian Generals in this board.
DEUS VULT
\loq\ is always wrong
KNOCK DOWN THE WALL! THE WALL JUST GOT 10 FEET SHORTER!
Poseidon is a cruel fuck.
Daily reminder that \loq\ really exists in some other dimension
Trump is a racist. We need a woman in the White House. I love the Jews!
>>76450995
Daily reminder that \loq\ really exists in this dimension
>>76451326
A brave one! Caitlyn Jenner 2016!
I'm so glad we live in a perfect world.
>>76450302
Good goy
Gas the Nazis!
World Peace Now!
