Why haven't you joined THE SYMBIOTIC ECONOMY, /pol/?
>Keep your money
>It’s no good here. The economy isn’t working for 99% of us, so we’re building a new one. By joining Simbi you’re accepting a new lifestyle, one of abundance and human capital. Together, our talents are limitless.
>Give to get
>Members can exchange services directly or use our internal credits, simbi, to compensate one another. You can use your simbi for any service or experience you’d like. The more you give, the more you can get.
>Watch our "Hey, Simbi!" video:
https://vimeo.com/130821893
So...socialism?
>>76439841
>Members can exchange services directly or use our internal credits to compensate one another
so like the economy we already have?
Mere coincidence.
>>76439863
so i can make pottery all day and trade it for fish and hand woven clothing? Cool!
how many pots to get a car?
>>76439841
nigger get off my board
>>76440776
yeah I feel like my bottled farts carry the woes and angsybof my ancestors so I think that's at least three cars?
But we can talk about your new debt and my financing plan.
>>76439841
As a pharmacologist working in drug discovery, who is going to trade me a sandwich for an assay?
Inevitably,
>I'm short on cash but I'll consult for your business
>I usually get paid for this
>gee your business is doing well now
>why didn't I get more credits for doing this?
>my credits aren't valued highly enough
>I healed this guys cancer with my reiki beams, shouldn't that be worth THOUSANDS of credits?
>I want to exchange my credits for money, anyone got some of that?
>my couch shouldn't be 25 credits what the fuck
>>76441076
i can do some pretty below average sketches. i'll trade you 10 for whatever it is you do.
We are totally not using money, goys. It's ''''''credits''''''
>>76441042
>have company
>join symbi
>have this guy do your packaging design
>would have cost 30k or some dumb shit price
>save money by spending some dumb liberal credit system
MONEYLESSS
IT'S CREDIT, NOT DOLLARS
THERE IS A DIFFERENCE
Credits :^)
>Besides getting “paid” for a service
>getting "Paid"
>Wellness professionals
>Fitness instructors
>Designers & illustrators
>Photographers
>Handymen/women
>Web developers
>Videographers
>Business consultants
>Writers & editors
>Physical therapists
>Craftspeople & artisans
So wait
I create an account
and that gives me enough to hire a webdev that would cost me 20/hour
I like this
>>76439841
>>76439863
you no this is capitalism rite, exactly as it's already established?
Soooooo.......... American hipster liberals invented bartering?
That's cool, Finland had it 8000 years ago. Suck a dick, Silicon Valley.
>>76442544
I may have just ruined any opportunity to exploit this system by just posting this.
How 2 Exploit Simbi
1. Gather a group of like minded opportunists who can keep a secret
2. Give "services" with each other and instead of opting to trade a service back, give Simbi credits to each other
3. The opportunists now have infinite Simbi and use them to exploit those outside of the group
>>76442618
But Simbi is using credits instead of currency. There is a difference. :^)
>>76442544
I signed up and they gave me 50 free simbis.
You can't spend them until you verify your identity as well as offering a service. But i think you can price your service however you want. I think a lot of them on the site are made up for this purpose and few users intend on following through.
>>76442952
I like where this is going.
>>76442952
You mean like the Fed & Government is doing to the American people?
But seriously do this, and then sell that person's time you're buying with totally-not-money for actual money that real stores take.
>mentally challenged version of syndicalism
no thanks
>>76443563
exploiting liberals skills and services with spoofed credits that have zero way of being proven to be real
Its beautiful
>>76442952
Or you could do it solo with the use of proxies/VPN/TOR/switching your modem off/on for a new IP (if you have a variable IP as part of your service plan).
Would this service be a good use of my 50 starting simbis?
https://simbi.com/flor-mari-crisostomo/garlic-fried-peanuts
>>76439841
So now I can legally suck someone's dick for a car? Sweet.
>>76445337
I DUNNO IF YOUR DICK SUCK WAS WORTH THAT MANY SIMBIS SON GOTTA SUCK A FEW MORE DICKS FOR THAT PRIUS
>erotic massage for simbis when
>>76445459
Sir, respectfully, you should not have expected much from a service titled: > "FIND OUT WAT DIS MOUTF DO"
>>76445307
If you're going to join Simbi, be prepared to actually work when someone seeks your services. It should be real work but only enough to join.
>>76440545
Finally a service that rewards people whose talents are worth $0...sign me up.
>>76445307
Spanish peanuts and tons of garlic are slowly fried in oil.
Ingredients: Spanish peanuts, garlic, sea salt.
This sounds pretty good. Imagine, garlic fiend peanut butter and jelly sandwiches!
>>76445307
I find it incredibly amusing that she has to use real money in order to ship the peanuts. If she "charges" for shipping using their credits, she must effectively define a currency transfer rate.
Won't this just devolve into prostitution for women? I mean what can they really offer aside from that?
>>76439841
>Can be exchanged for goods and services
>Being this retarded
>>76446066
Well my day job is systems programming in C, maybe i could write a device driver for >>76442544 's 50 simbis.
>>76441095
I'll trade you some dead code for an assay. Whatever that is i'm sure i can make use of it!
Wat
>>76439841
Australia has something similar but we trade in beer instead
>>76439841
>mfw it's just another pyramid scheme masquerading as a revolutionary transaction method
New paradigm amirite?
>>76447428
That guys knows what he's doing. No investment secret sauce will be spilled, he's probably paying an intern $10 a sitting to do the presentations and spending those credits on blowjobs so he cant be arrested for using prostitutes.
lel
>>76447428
>15 years in the industry
>11 years as an entrepreneur
This guy is a bleeding heart through and through. It's still cool. I get the sense that since he made made it he wants to give back somehow, even if it means taking less than he is worth. This is like charity to him.
so can we anons somehow get together and generate a gazillion simbis and use those to jew actual users?
>>76441450
>>76447906
If you guys are going to do this you have to take this off /pol/ and onto a secure communication service. People will find this thread. There will be a nark among /pol/.
>My whole wandering-vagabond thing was riding a little too close to the whole shiftless-hobo thing, and being an actual homeless person is not a thing anybody wants to be. So yeah
>>76448120
I'm totally down for this. I'm fucking loaded so i'll just buy popular shit and offer it as part of a service for credits at a massively inflated price.
>>76446833
What did she mean by this?
>>76448350
>Beta Reader
no shit
>>76439863
>it's time to stop working for salaries and and hierarchies
Derp.
>>76448793
She wants a handsome guy to trade massages and then fall in love with her, just like in m̶y̶ her magical girl anime.
>>76441666
>>76441450
>>76441821
Why are they all useless shit like magic crystals, handholding, and taking pretty pictures instead of something actually useful like medical professions, tax preparation, fixing pipes, roofing? Oh, wait.
>liberals who can't get a real job want to shill their hobby for overpriced quantities of totally-not-money because only other fucktarded libcucks have need of a reiki healer
>>76450318
GOYIM KNOW!
