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Some of you might be sick of this map, but I missed out on it yesterday and its a good one so I'm starting with it.

Starting with five players.
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>>76405925
MONGOLS
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>>76405925
Claiming the Throne of Orthodox Christendom
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>>76405925
Bozgor
Kingdom of Hungary
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>>76405925
>England
>The Protestant Republic of Spurdo
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>>76405925
Ayyubid
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>>76406212
This is all I need right? or Do I need to specify something else?
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>>76405925
Mali
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>Netherlands
>Mennonite Kingdom
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>>76405925

Any color
Ethiopia
DUH ORIGINUL KANGZ
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>>76406359
yes, since this map has the colors included on map
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>>76406451
Well-uh ayo hol up!
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>>76406123
You start with +2 for being an emperor

>>76406202
>>76406212
>>76406215
You all get +1 for being kangz

>>76406451
no ethiopia, will count the next roll, if you pick a nation on there

Okay roll faggots
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>>76405925
OP please note which nations are active/taken by filling in those little circles on the side of the names
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>>76406599
Take Songhai
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>>76406762
I know, I'm the one who put them there, they werent on the original edit of the map, it was annoying having to switch to the circle tool each time someone joined
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>>76406599
Take those two bordering Cuman territories to get to the Bashkirs.
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>>76406599
Begin Taking Wales, Spill To Scotland
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>>76406599
Tale all of Turkey, defend against all attacks
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>>76406896
Pali?
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>>76406599
Go north for poland
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>>76406599
>Ghana
>Wewuzian Nation

If I can roll on this too then go north
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>>76406949
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>>76406599

Sheeit iz meant Somalia and the eastern horn
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>>76406599
Fill northern France.
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>>76406899
Ooooh Fuggg
Okay, take all of Wales AND Scoland, spill it to Ireland, if Ireland is complete, spill to France.
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>>76406599
Ghana
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>>76406599
Invade the Arabian peninsula
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>>76406896
>>76406930
not a pali, sorry friend

>>76406899
remember your +1
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>>76407108
Fuck off false Kang
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>>76407253
>>76407108
>inb4 chimpout
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>>76407194
got it bruv>>76407053
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>>76407038
I gave you Axum, because none of the three you've asked for are on the list, kek
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Wew Lad, sorry for the wait, adding in lots of new players, and hoping more join
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>>76407760
Kill Bashkirs
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>>76406599
Claiming the byzantine Empire
Conquer turkey
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>>76407760
Conquer France, fill, fill!
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>>76407760
Keep filling Ireland, spill to France
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>>76407760
Get more Poland
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>>76407760
Keep on taking all of Turkey

Ayyubid would you be interested in a NAP?
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>>76407834
taken
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>>76407760
Invade Ghana
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>>76407760
Fuck up those moors KANG STYLE
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>>76407834
Tough luck, I am the Byzantines
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>>76407871
If I attack you, I'll get my ass kicked, should I start conquering Germany?
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OP can you write next to countries name the players name too this is a bit confusing.
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>>76407947
>>76407760
Gimme Persia then and expand north
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>>76405925
Kanem
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>>76408092
Yeah, how about an NAP? Leave me France all the way out to its modern day borders, I leave you Belgium and Germany out to their borders?
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>>76408293
NAP?
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>>76408364
Accepted
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>>76407760
Attack south to destroy Axum
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>>76408356
Alright, Belgium, Germany, and Netherlands is mine. You get France? Good deal.
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>>76408408
Could you expand through the Middle East and not touch India? Russia is the only way i can expand my friend
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I'm going to join as Iceland.

Everyone remember that you can move ships around too or devote roll to attempting to build a ship.

>>76408259
Sorry senpai, that will take way too long
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>>76407912
Yes, I want thw Arabian peninsula however
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>>76408492
I kind of need India to complete a +3 bonus
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>>76407760
Give me Novgorod. With my first role, I counter punch the invasion.
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>>76408702
But i need to kill the Indian Kingdoms so i can get my bonus
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>>76408702
>>76408788
Easy, war.
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Alright I'm join as Iceland this turn, rolling to build another ship.

Is it about time for a papal election?
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>>76408906
Invade Germany, cuck their men.
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>>76408906
Keep on taking all of Turkey

O' Kek may you bless this roll
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>>76408906
Invade Mali

Crashing PanAfricanism with no survivors
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>>76408906
Get more Poland spill balkans
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>>76408906
Attack Sweden
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>>76408906
Keep attacking Axum
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>>76408906
Finish taking Ireland. Then begin filling in France, abiding by the modern borders. It's fine if I take orange's land, however, only within France, as that was our agreement.
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>>76408906
Invade Ghana
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>>76409131
pali
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>>76409132
These are some awful rolls. Oh well, at least all of the British Isles are united under one flag now.
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>>76408788
You can get the Russia bonus plus the mongol horde bonus, i have nothing else
>>76408906
Rolling to fill in India
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>>76408906
Kill Bashkirs, spill Kashmir
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>>76409272
What about this, i kill Ghurid and Kashmir, and then cede those lands to you? I keep my bonus and you get the India bonus
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>>76409169
If we played the U.S. map you would have got a nuke.
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>>76409381
Are you the OP who died while OPing this game yesterday?
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>>76409381
Ok as long as you cede them to me after that
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I've got to go to work give my clay to KANGZ please
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>>76409554
Okay, can we upgrade our NAP to an alliance just so we two can be 100% secure that this will happen?

>>76409548
Yes, there was a blackout in my favela.
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>>76408906
OP are you allowed to invade faction members who do not have anyone controlling them?
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>>76409621
Favelas have internet?
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>>76409232
abandon the Church and you get the British Isles bonus

Are we going to have a papal election? As I am now Iceland, I will join the Catholic church and am ready to elect a pope. I nominate myself, who, out of the other Catholic countries, will vote for me?

>>76409634
Yes
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>>76409788
Well you see, i am an owner of a favela, so i'm the only one who has Internet here.

>>76409832
Finish off Bashkirs, invade Volga Bulgars.
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>>76409832
Keep on taking all of Turkey, spills go to taking Georgia, defend against all attacks
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>>76409832
Take the tiny ts to the North, and spills to Smolensk
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>>76409832
Attack Germany.
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>>76409832
Southeast towards Kanem
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>>76409832
Finish Sindh,get Malwa
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>>76409832
Finish axum
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>>76409832
I vote for Spurdo.
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>>76409832
I'm not dropping the church yet, we must remain a Holy state. Keep filling in France.
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>>76410033
>>76409832
Anything for double dubs or normal dubs rules?
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>>76410311
Noice. Try to keep the filling tiles mostly on the eastern front of France, so I can secure the borders as fast as possible.
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>>76409832
The rolls are far too small for a map this huge OP, can you increse them because at this rate we will play for at least 20 hours
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Btw ID changed because I just got home
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>>76410482
This, I have to agree with Vlad here. Especially when Wars begin occurring, it's going to take forever
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>>76410482
>>76410719
Please double the rolls OP
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>>76410482
This.
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>>76410287
>>76410311
I vote Spurdo too. That makes spurdo Pope. Spurdo, can you bless the two of us with the Pope blessing and can we start recruiting HRE members so we can have a Holy Roman Empire?

>>76410335
normal dubs rules

>>76410482
>>76410719
>>76410793
>>76410838
Rolls will be doublestuffed from now on
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Anyone want to play this, next round?
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Update w h e n?
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>>76410907
Finish axum, spills go to filling Saudi Arabia
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>>76410907
Attack those Germanic niggers, snuff their lives out with hatred.
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>>76410907
Invade Kanem eastward
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>>76410907
Get Bashkir and Ghurid(north India)
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>>76410907
Kill Volga Bulgars, spill Kashmir.
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>>76410907
Take the rest of Turkey and then spills go to invading Georgia
Defend against all attacks
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>>76410907
Oh boy, I'm pope now. Alright, I bless the two who voted for me, The Mennonites and you, OP.
Also,
>Keep filling France
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>>76411112
JUST

WHY KEK? WHY? WHY YOU DENY ME OF MY QUINTS
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>>76411112
Could have been a one roll kill
>>76411111
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>>76411211
KEK WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME? WHY NOW YOU GIVE ME A 5D PALI?
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>>76411229
I feel bad for him.
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>>76411229
...

feelsbadman.jpg
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>>76411269
KEK? WHAT IS THIS ABSURDITY? WHY NOW YOU GIVE ME THE HOLY SPECIAL 69? ANSWER ME KEK, I BEG YOU
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>>76411456
>Fucking straights
Holy shit
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>>76411211
>>76411369

Sorry Byzantine
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>>76411456
>4
>5
>6
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>>76411456
....KEK? WHAT HAVE I DONE? I APOLOGIZE FOR ANY OF MY TRANSGRESSIONS! PLEASE ANSWER ME
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WEW, feel bad for the Byzancuckolds
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>>76411652
Ride ends here, everyone go home
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>>76411652
KEK has forsaken you for you blasphemy

Only if I get a get may you be redeemed

>>76411728
Finish off Kanem and spill NE if possible
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>>76411728
Kill Kashmir, spill Ghurid.
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>>76411728
Get Ghurid Sultanate
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>>76411728
End Saxony.
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>>76411728
While I'm still Pope, is there any heretics who I should excommunicate? Let me know, and I will probably do it, assuming they deserve it.
>Keep filling France
Like I said OP, Don't be afraid to give me orange's land so long as it is WITHIN France. We have an agreement and an NAP, France is rightful Spurdan clay.
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>>76411900
My first good roll.
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>>76411728
O' LORD KEK I REPENT FOR ALL OF MY SINS AND TRANSGRESSIONS. MAY YOU FORGIVE ME AND ACCEPT ME INTO YOUR HEAVENLY KINGDOM.

O' LORD KEK PLEASE BLESS THIS ROLL IF YOU ARE WITH ME AND FORGIVE ME

Take all of Turkey, and spill into Geogia
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>>76412033
Nice dubs.
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>>76412063
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>>76411842
Didn't your ally tell you not to take his bonuses?
>leave it to a gypsy to backstab his only ally
> :^)
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>>76412063
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>>76412133
>>76412199
Are you fucking cursed, Byzantine?
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>>76412133
REEEEE

KEK WHY DO YOU NOW GIVE MY DUBS

REEEEE
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>>76412063
>kek
>giving a shit about your sins

Stop trying to make every god into Jesus
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>>76412059
You've had better ones, straights I believe

>>76412033
There's not too many players left so I don't know who to excommunicate. Its funny, your roll gave you EXACTLY enough to fill the territory.

>>76412063
Kek has truly forsaken you my son
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>>76412259
I-I-I...Kek is just testing my will and will bestow great fortunes upon me for my faith and loyalty


R-r-right?
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Oy vey, we've got like 5 players left and one of them is fucking cursed
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>>76411728
Fill Saudi penninsula
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>>76412517
Fill Germany, spill into Denmark.
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>>76412517
Begin Filling Italy
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>>76412517
Kill Ghurids
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>>76412517
Take all of Turkey and invade Georgia
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>>76412517
Fill Iraqand the rest of Saudi arabia
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>>76412621
5 D P A L I
D
P
A
L
I
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>>76412686
pali woo, spill into lybia. Can gray land in Africa be take ?
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>>76412517
Kill Malwa
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>>76412733
Shit, I think the Byzantfag is infecting us with his kek disease.
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>>76412517
Fill up that "U" with Wewuzian Culture.
Spill into Kanem and northeast

Don't invade Ayyubid
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>>76412847
Kek (praise be upon him) would not be so cruel to do such a thing
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>>76412847
Nah, All of my good gets have been on actual rolls. His are just wasted on diplomacy and such.
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>>76413010
I just noticed your sweet land. Nice conquer.
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m-mupdate?
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>>76412754
Yes

>>76413262
>>76413015
>>76412686
>>76412909
Mongols will fucking destroy us. Luckily, he got kiked by his gypsy """""ally""""" and doesnt have a yuuuuggggeeee bonus, but hes still a threat.
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>>76413645
KEK GERMANY!
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>>76413645
Invade moors northward
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>>76413645
Take Bulgaria and Serbia
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>>76413645
Fill india southwards
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>>76413645
Kill Vladimir
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>>76413645
Fill libya
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>>76414164
>those digits
>3 off
Fuck you kek, you bastard
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>>76414223
>off by one
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>>76413645
Keep on taking Italy.
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>>76414223
Shit's getting real.
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>>76414290
Kek has cursed us all, I curse kek back.
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>>76414303
He meant the reguon Vladimir in Russia not me, we have a NAp
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>>76414900
>00
You've awoken KEK and he is angry
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>>76415107
FUCKNG KEK DESERVES IT! WE DON'T EVEN GET BLESSED BY HIM FUCKING UNGRATEFUL LITTLE BITCH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>76413645
Ughh, been 18 minutes OP
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>>76415283
YOU TAKE THAT BACK YOU BLASPHEMOUS HERETIC, CRETINOUS SWINE, UNCIVILIZED BRUTE!
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New Risk thread? New Risk thread.
>>76415456
I have no regrets. ABANDON KEK!
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>>76415456
If kek really loved you he would have given you dubs
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MY DIGITS WILL PROVE THAT KEK IS HERE AND THAT HE LOVES US! EXCEPT FOR THE HERETICS!
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>>76415575
>Kek loves anybody

Kek is an asshole and knows it. That doesn't negate his memetic prowess, which he should be praised for.
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>>76415645
Kek rewards the heretics, abandon him.
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Come the fuck on OP, it doesn't take 20 minutes to use MS Paint
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>>76415927
OP is kill
Map is shit anyway
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God is dead and we killed him.
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I'm gonna do a new Risk thread, but how the fuck does >>76410932 map work? All I know is "fill this, spill that" and dubs.
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>>76416183
Nevermind.
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Shit, nevermind I made a previous thread with the same pic. Why do I have to be such a fucking newfag?
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>>76416261
Link it here when you're done
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>>76416745
>>76417377
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