A much beloved TV show in Britain has been hemorrhaging viewers after everyone hating it.
They even had to add a laugh track to louden the awkward silences after audience members reveal that nobody was laughing. Chris Evans the new cuck presenter told the audience members
>"If you find things vaguely funny or you think they were supposed to be funny please laugh.
http://archive.is/PUa8H
>>76402882
Please clap
>>76402882
time for transmission rebuild.
FACT
>>76402882
Who gives a fuck?
>>76403011
FPBP
>>76403647
Chris please this is embarrassing.
>>76403377
Didn't this guy get cucked by his hot wife or something?
>>76402882
Top Gear isn't Top Gear without Clarkson, May and Hammond.
I really hope it fails now, the BBC really fucked up.
>>76403377
is this guy going to kill himself ? someone should report this to something, i'm really worried about his mental health
>>76402882
THESE are the FACTS
Are the episodes on youtube or somewhere? I gotta see this trainwreck.
>>76402882
This so important, keep us in touch
http://www.theweek.co.uk/jeremy-clarkson/62887/jeremy-clarkson-folding-boxes-is-better-than-new-top-gear-say-fans
>Jeremy Clarkson folding boxes is 'better than new Top Gear', say fans
>"I am a cuckold, FACT."
- Chris Evans
>>76402882
JUST
>>76402882
STAHP GEAR.
Can someone redpill me on this?
>>76404314
He still ruined Billie Pipers vagina though.
>>76404267
FACT
That's what you get for messing with the Falklands
>>76402882
Meh, I was hoping John Oliver got BTFO, already knew about Diversity Gear.
>>76402882
Did anyone ever expect anything else?
Kicking off the original crew was the worst possible move the BBC could have made.
>>76402882
It's uncanny how much Chris Evans looks like Carl the cuck.
>>76404244
http://www.likeafool.com/files/9059f4e2a8f497f59396c18d65d87f7b
>>76404548
Jeremy Clarkson punched someone on set
BBC fires him
Hires diversity to the max cast with Chris the Cuck as presenter
Everyone now hates it
Point is diversity ruins everything.
>>76403972
It's like they totally missed the point of why Top Gear was so great. It wasn't necessarily the cars but the banter between three guys. It sort of felt like men's club that we don't see anymore.
>>76404679
#shotsfired
Well, the BBC needs to cancel the show and re-run Dr Who or something.
>>76403967
He was divorced by billie piper and is now married to some really ugly woman, also has donated £100,000 to the labour party
Cuck through and through
>>76404815
>we don't see anymore.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbbkDiuz9fw
>>76404850
#shotslandinwaterbeforetheyreachship
ITT: Bigoted racists!
>>76404775
The only thing diversity makes better is a bally good bosh up!
>>76402882
CRASHING THIS SHOW...
WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>76404930
Didn't he stay good friends with her after she dumped him and started fucking studs or something?
>>76405018
Let Sabine live so she can go be on The Grand Tour
>>76404763
Not even 2 minutes in and we're poo in the loos.
>>76402882
Good. Shows about cars are stupid and always will be stupid. Whats next? A show about laundry machines?
>>76404815
Thank goodness for Amazon picking up where the BBC left off
>>76405018
>Grand Tour will never get the Stig back.
Some say it hurts.
>>76405121
Says the land of the televangelists. But I agree about car shows.
>>76405018
SO DIVERSE
SO TOLERANT
>>76405007
I HATE THAT GINGER CUNT
>>76403972
THIS
First show best show
>>76404815
They should have just buried the show and created something new if they really wanted. You can't just carry on Top Gear with a bunch of new people like nothing happened. Its no longer Top Gear. Its was a show which was watched 98% for the trio and 2% for cars.
>>76405018
The only person who looks like he belongs Matt Leblanc.
>>76403972
It is the exact same reason American Top Gear is so trash. They missed what made the Original great
>>76403972
yep they fought the law and they won.
should have made the punching a criminal issue and stayed out of it.
bbc that is.big black cocked themselves.
>>76403011
>>76405121
Gaylord, I bet you think football is pointless as well.
>>76405018
>literally has a shirt on with the female symbol to remind everyone that she's the token female
>>76405164
>introducing.... the Steg
>>76405075
>Literal Pooinloos.
I thought you meant the show was shit. Wew.
>>76405018
Sabine got fat.
>>76405461
Ooo and she has devil horns as well! hands off lads, she's a strong woman who don't need no man.
>>76405461
Yet in a strange turn of events she is the only person who actually belongs on the show.
>>76404644
And she refused to take any of his money. Lucky ginger cunt.
>>76404679
>active shooter unleashed
>>76404763
>>76404763
>>76404763
Jesus H Christ
That's fucking awful
Those are some stupid motherfuckers working at the BBC
Gear was always a shit show, except for the few episodes when they were racing each other through various countries.
>>76405018
I suppose the Stig had to stay in the wreckage
>>76405708
I had to stop after 5 minutes. The camera shots are still spectacular but the rest is just awful.
>>76405018
damn thats one ugly bitch, she should go first
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Grand_Tour_(TV_series)
new show they aint gone
>>76404763
hooly shit
the canned laughter is like every two seconds, it's so obvious because the reverb doesn't match the other voices at all
Chris Harris and Sabine are the only good ones tbqh
>>76405637
except shes not.
I don't understand really. How could the BBC not understand that viewers like the show because of Clarkson, Hammond and May? It's not fucking hard to see.
Why can't Joey host the show himself?
He's charismatic as fuck and could banter with guest stars well.
>>76406487
>How could the BBC not understand that viewers like the show because of Clarkson, Hammond and May? It's not fucking hard to see.
They probably knew, but in absence of Clarkson, hammond and may they had to resort to muh diversity
>>76406556
unfortunately, this....
They made a wrong turn at Diversity shore when they should have went down Nationalism lane.
>>76404815
>men's club
A matriarchal religion like judaism will have none of that in the west among white men.
Kill every jew before they kill you.
>>76406489
Brits hate americans publicly despite secretly being in love with them
>>76404763
more like Cuck Gear
jesus christ it hurts to live
>>76406429
She's a professional racecar driver who can deliver some quality banter, how does she not belong?
Haven't watched it, I heard there was a scene where Evans tries to recreate the original TopGear banter with LeBlanc and fails horribly.
>>76406729
(((Cohen)))
>>76402882
RIP Top Gear
Hello Top Cuck
>>76405018
>That turbojuden next to the Stig
Why are they such living charicatures? Why is A. Wyatt Mann's drawings not imitation, but portraits? And why the fuck are we letting them live seeing how they do so much shit to us?
>>76406722
It's a trend for the BBC as a whole, I believe it's actually a mandate from high up. Since they had to rebrand top gear they thought it was the best opportunity
>>76402882
I was going to watch the first one but completely forgot it was on, but I really can't stand that cunt.
I'll wait for the real top gear on amazon.
>>76406933
He's not actually a Jew. No ((())). Shocking I know. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eddie_Jordan
Poor Matt LeBlanc. Surrounded by faggots.
>>76404815
This
Top Gear got me into cars. Not the other way around.
F
>>76406933
Hilarious how everyone thinks Eddie Jordan is Jewish. He's Irish.
>>76405734
the Stig is a different driver almost all the time.
There have been many Stigs.
>>76402882
top fucking kek, thats the first funny thing I've ever seen in teh grauniad
>>76406955
>literal historic revisionism force fed to the masses through mass media
I dread to see where Britain and the West in general will be in a 100 years.
>>76406729
>judaism
>matriarchal
Uh? What the fuck are you talking about
>>76405258
yeah, he's extremely punchable, an annoying twat
>>76405341
fuck off matt
>>76404679
Guys! Guys! I found him! The gral. Belgrano butthurt
>>76404775
Didn't May and Hammod quit when Clarkson was fired? Or am I imagining things?
>>76405422
That one hand shitskin like that photoshopped picture!
AhahahahahahHHaahahahahHahhahajJajaJjajajajajahhaahahhaagahahahah
>>76404930
Wait.... he is not gay?
>>76402882
>Current Gear
kek
>>76407676
Yup, they had some sense and knew without Jez it'd bomb.
They're all getting a new show with Amazon called "Can't Shift Higher."
>>76407327
are there no irish jews?
>>76407085
>>76407327
Holy shit, he could infiltrate the jews with no effort, then.
>>76407833
>They're all getting a new show with Amazon called "Can't Shift Higher."
>"Can't Shift Higher."
Kek. Pro bantz. I can not wait.
>>76407605
One can only be a jew if your mother is a jew.
That's why Obama is a jew.
>>76405452
It kind of is...
>>76404009
He's wayy to humble to do anything daft like that
>>76404775
Moderate diversity with a homogenized culture is fine.
It's diversity for diversitys sake and if you don't like it you're racist is where people suck.
>>76405472
>Introducing the Stag
>Stig with antlers
>All is right with the world
>>76406729
this yid fled to LA when people on /pol/ hounded him over the refugee coverage LOL
He said he didn't feel safe as a jew in the UK
Now this prick isn't bound by impartiality he is a full anti-white jew
https://twitter.com/DannyCohen
>>76402882
>>>>/tv/
Also,
>2016
>watching the bolshevik brainwashing channel
>not spraying 'paedo' on tv licensing vans
>>76402882
>live in us
>get top gear us
>infinitely easier to deal with than top bong uk
>dont have to deal with retarded drama
>mfw
>>76406955
>we'll go back in time and there will be black people where, historically, there wouldn't have been
>>76404679
Oh you cheeky cunt.
>>76408149
Diversity is always done for diversity's sake anon.
>>76408094
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSR0tt94HIc
>>76407537
Either we'll step back from the abyss and bring forth the day of the rope, or the West won't exist in a hundred years
>>76404644
>chris evans fucked billie piper
does she not have standards?
>>76408527
That song
Football and hand egg are both equally shit
>>76408360
He's not just saying it either
This is his ex-wife
>>76403972
It's worse than 2 1/2 men without Charlie Sheen.
There's not enough Sabine Schmitz in it, she seems like the only new """"presenter"""" I've seen on the main show that fits in to what I expect from Top Gear
>>76409093
Considered one of the hottest women in Britain.
>>76404763
what the fuck is that shit
Remember that episode were they travel through Syria to Turkey?
>>76409302
In used two-seater convertibles XD
No show will ever top Top Gear with those three guys.
>>76409555
The Grand Tour might - they've got fewer restrictions, more money... I reckon it's going to be great!
>>76406729
Mock the Week has been shit since 'frankie boyle got booted and became a Scot party cuck
>>76402882
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbbkDiuz9fw
>>76409678
I'm concerned about how much the BBC show was great due to the British writers making the epic bants. Hopefully they don't try to do American comedy.
>>76402882
Its still a watchable show but it just feels weird.
Feels like some alternate reality where the three amigos were never born yet they still made the show and use the three amigos jokes and gimmicks.
>>76407605
>Being this stupid
wew lad
>>76402882
Lefties can't even be funny anymore. How fucking sad.
>>76409678
I think it will be a great show albeit out of place.
Top Gear feels the same but its soul is gone. TGT will have the soul but the show will feel weird at first.
>>76409678
i think they might have an issue with travelling through Syria to Turkey, nowadays
they might bet blown up by ruskies, roaches and ISIS in their shitty Porsche
The network knows the new direction of the show. Period. The numbers actually went up. period! Sniff
>>76408149
>Moderate diversity with a homogenized culture is fine.
>>76403011
That was just sad to hear.
>>76408264
>not spraying 'paedo' on tv licensing vans
there are no vans, it was made up to scare people into paying
>>76405666
Wow, she must pity a lot, then.
>>76405018
JUST
Old Jeremy best Jeremy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nd5ka91fkDo
>>76406933
not sure if I've ever read a novel by a nigger
are there any that are claimed to be good?
what are all the programs going to be about chicken, watermelon and muh slabery?
>>76402882
isnt this dude captain america? why the fuck is he hosting some shitty show in bongistan?
![top-gear-antiguo[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/iRQeBfF.jpg "top-gear-antiguo[1].jpg")
It was pretty obvious that the new Top Gear was going to be a disaster...
>>76410076
Exactly. What I fear most about TGT is how well edited and presented it's going to be... BBC is masterrace on that. You just need both parts to reach that level of comfyness and magik that Top Gear used to have.
Sad!
>>76404644
Who hasn't at this point?
>>76405666
Yeah because she's already rich.
>>76405018
I don't know what to think about Jordan nose
>>76402882
>press F to clap
They shouldve got another co-host. Chris Evans isn't as bad as I thought he'd be but LeBlanc..
I think Evans and some of the producers know he's not cutout for it, they're forcing him onto the role like a played out meme. Just by looking at the way they cut away as fast as they can whenever he's done talking, you know. They want to keep his live studio time as short as possible. He's got no bantz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qo85xMi8imY
>you will never have a friend like this
>>76411135
David Tennant
>>76402882
>CURRENT GEAR
my fucking sides
>>76402882
Meanwhile, the trio of Hammond, May, and Clarkson are starting a new show on Amazon which is 99% just them traveling around the world doing stupid challenges and pranking each other and shit... which were always the best parts of the Top Gear.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7p-K34m6vuY
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dXELycthFI
Once again - Capitalism and Exceptionalism prevail where Socialism and Social Justice fail.
>>76403377
FACT
>>76403377
those cunts will never live up to this level of banter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkiVr9qA0AM
>>76408149
Get a load of this cuck! Begging for more brainwashing! UK is trash!
t. Burger who has no clue how BBC exists or what cuck gear is
>>76404644
Jesus...she's hideous. His new one is even worse?!
>>76411575
The show sucks because of the american.
>>76402882
Britbongs need to seriously stop paying their TV Tax.
Germany is gone, I would hate to see a once mighty empire like GB completely fall in my lifetime
>>76412041
>Hideous
it might be my shitty dr who time rearing it's head, but i'd smash billie piper, before she went on to get aids from her show about a hooker
I don't blame Evans I blame the BBC for clearly having no plan when they hired all these random presenters with no sense of how they'd gel together.
LeBlanc could work as a straight man, but he's clearly no good at banter. The second-tier hosts all look even worse. Evans needs someone to trade barbs with (Clarkson v. May sorta dynamic); someone else who's quick on his/her feet.
>>76412041
Idk man I'd try my best to crush that pussy.
>>76412041
Careful anon. That's like their hottest one.
>>76412193
New Top Gear sucks balls because they hired a burger. He's dragging the show down. This is how it is but nobody wants to admit it for some reason
See this shit is why people obsess over Chinese cartoons and generic fantasy shit
"Jews were a mistake" -Abraham
>He was married to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9LjOQVBFmA
>>76412511
So you're pro Chris Evans?
>>76405018
dat body language
what's with all the crossed arms and hands in pockets?
>>76405341
Could you sign my Friends DVD box? Please...
>>76409216
i'm guessing that's because she still have all her teeth intact
>>76407833
>They're all getting a new show with Amazon called "Can't Shift Higher."
>>76403972
Clarkson and any two sad sacks woulda worked. May is a decent actor but since he only ever played punching bag that was hardly ever relevant.
Clarkson's persona in the end was the one thing which sold the show, certainly not the cringeworthy writing and sketches.
>>76404009
He's ginger. Suicide would be a mercy.
>>76413288
she was the brittiney spears of britbongland for a couple of years
now she does penny dreadful and dr who shit
>>76412353
It's not just the lack of banter: The reason Top Gear worked so well and was so popular was largely because of the chemistry between May, Clarkson, and Hammond.
Nobody watched Top Gear to hear about the reviews and auto specs that they could look up online in 30 seconds. No, they watched it to see three mates shootin' the shit and doing ridiculous stunts and challenges.
There is ZERO chemistry between the any of the members of the new cast, not even among the one or two of them making an actual effort to not seem like they're phoning it in.
>>76404679
>Still salty
>>76413528
exactly
how can you recreate this kind of friendship with a bunch of people who've never even met before
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwdI6dKtd34
>>76407839
No.
Probably as many jews as muzzies
>>76404679
Fuck you nigger, its your fault for being offended about a plate.
t. someone who lives in Tierra del Fuego
>>76414257
I wish I could live in Ushuaia.
>>76412981
I gotta admit he's a pro. I'm also a homophobe that was initially put off by his faggy appearance but his broadcasting chops are alright
I think he had a long running radio show before this so yeah, he's pulling his weight.. he's just struggling to carry the others
>>76413683
Did the full story ever leak out? Was it really a coincidence?
>>76402882
How long until they reveal the stig as a black ftm Transgender?
>>76406487
Because the BBC have been trying to kill Top Gear for years.
It is too problematic.
>>76414528
Yes it was a """"coincidence"""".
>>76414617
they already did
>even the Guardian hated it
>>76405018
Diversity bullshit aside you think they have enough fucking hosts? Quality over quantity you dumb BBC cucks.
>>76404763
>poo in loos packed onto the car like they pack onto trains
>>76413683
Quintessential English banter
>>76414618
Do they not like money?
>>76402882
ahahahahahahaha
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/1245739/top-gear-host-chris-evans-swigging-wine-london/
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
>>76414788
The truly baffling part is they hired all these hosts, but there's nobody for Evans to banter with. Did they really think LeBlanc would be his foil?
>>76414788
That female driver is cool though, the skits they put her in are cheesy but that's not really her fault. The other hosts you hardly ever see anyway
>>76406729
>((((COHEN))))
>>76415053
how the hell can he compete with this shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNyidq8iWD4
>>76402882
I loved it. Everyone else is just being over dramatic bitches.
>>76404644
>this is a 10/10 in Bongistan
>>76405018
Is that Matthew LeBlanc?
>>76403470
kek
i watched episode two and it seemed like joey is already trying to take chris's spot. he walks all over that ginger. Wouldn't be surprised if they dropped chris and kept joey.
>>76409828
Are they trying to get more views than current gear?
>>76409093
>>76415053
Look at this sad sack. Who drinks a glass of wine sitting on a dirty sidewalk?
How's the other show with the original guys coming along?
what happened to the old top gear anyway?
>>76415778
not bad
>>76413288
Better teeth than yours, Goofy.
>>76406955
>mfw Muslims will fight on both sides of the crusades
>mfw Jews will perform the Final Solution
>>76409093
>>76412813
>>76412813
>>He was married to this
>>76415672
Doubtful. Just seems like another weird James May video. His channel is full of autism shit like "Here's a train locomotive" and "Now I'm going to get trashed and make dinner."
>>76415772
Releashed soon, brother.
>>76415800
The old old one from the 70's? Or the one that was recently cancelled?
>>76415255
they can't
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kL-m5Nocb-g
>>76413288
>her teeth
Ha
>>76404932
>all of those bracelets
i thought Jeremy was a man.
>>76415778
7/10
>>76414528
Officially, its was a "coincidence".
in reality, an argentinean car blog which followed the production noticed the JC's Plate, then people starting arguing and getting triggered (while the actual fans were getting hyped at every oportunity, such as myself)
then a bunch of people in a small town known as Tolhuin got told trough various means about a caravan heading there, and how aparently they were talking shit about malvinas, had plates that were all related to Muh-lvinas (people there said that May and Hammond's plates were related to the amount of people killed in both sides during the war).
Then i remember they were told to bring eggs (and maybe stones); in the end they didnt know who the fuck the brits were in fact, only the stuff they were told.
in fact, only my family and a friend of mine who used to watch Top Gear understood the situation (and even then said friend took a good while to get what actually happened)
TL DR Argies and TDF cucks get ofended at Brits because they looked too deep into a goddamn plate, then start spreading bullshit.
>>76415778
>>76415672
nah, James just has autism, like all of us
>>76416018
i didn't know there was one from the 70s so the one that just got canceled
>>76414788
It's actually only Evans and Blanc. Sabine was in one segment for the first episode, ditto the jew. The paki and the nog are from Extra Gear.
>>76407833
The new show is called The Grand Tour
>>76414794
I still don't have a clue what the poos on the car were about. It wasn't the set-up for a joke and they weren't ever seen or referenced again.
>>76415778
>>76416029
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_yessVux4k
>>76415002
The agenda comes before the money, especially when everyone involved isn't accountable and will always get their wages because the tax payer is taking care of it.
Brits make awful television
>>76407833
Kek. All they need to do to make The Grand Tour Perfect is add an Austrailian who can bantz and shitpost to the Nth degree and it'll be glorious
>>76415967
That just proves you guys don't go to the dentist until your teeth fall out.
>>76409093
tfw she hits the wall.
>>76404644
This is proof of how easy people are to manipulate
Billie is fucking ugly but she gets cast as the beautiful girl in tv shows so people tell themselves shes hot
>>76416621
Russell Coight is your man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oB55VG3PUYQ
>>76416443
It was quite literally just "LOOK HOW DIVERSE WE ARE BETTER THAN 3 MATES HAVING A LAUGH"
There is no reason to it.
There is no purpose, other than face value with the people who scream for something they do not need.
It's sickening.
>>76406955
can we add him to the list of people to kill during the civil wars
Can /pol/ start gathering a list?
>>76416320
The official course of events is as follows:
>Presenters arrive to filming location hotel in Scotland
>JC wants a hot dinner
>Kitchen is closed because it's super late
>Drunkenly argues with producer, telling him he is a lazy cunt for not doing something basic like making sure they had dinner ready
>This descends into a shove or a punch (some debate)
>BBC's boss, (((Cohen))) sees this as his chance to unload JC, someone he has had dislike for for a long time
>BBC has big internal review etc etc blah blah JC is out
>Other two + Andy Wilman (chief producer and longtime friend of JC) decline to renew their contracts out of solidarity--leading to the "final" episode where Hammond and May are sitting in the empty studio
>All four collude to make their OWN series on a freer medium not governed by Big Black Cock's fag overseers
>Amazon offers the right mix of $ and freedom
>Production of show begins
>Call it Grand Tour (GT vs TG) and it's due soon
There you go.
Top Gear with the three good dudes was a reboot of old Top Gear which actually started as a regional car info show.
>>76417034
The kind of people who run the BBC would honestly believe that making Top Gear more diverse would increase the viewing figures.
>>76415053
>>76417207
Is Andy Wilman going to be working on the new show?
>>76407676
It was a pact they had, because after Clarkson left original top gear, t too went to shit.
>>76417328
killed by Argies
>>76417246
I sure do wonder who could be behind a company named the BBC.
>>76416561
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSyjKmiqoKk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhsMGDuU8tA
They should meet up with Donald trump
>>76415053
>tfw you've ended your career by ruining one of the most popular television programs on the planet
>>76417479
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tovsumS7CXU
Anyone have episode links?
>>76403972
How long until Clarkson's new series kicks off?
>>76406955
>Chris Chibnall, the writer best known for ITV drama Broadchurch
Maybe Doctor Who will actually be good now
>>76415778
I would happily watch Moon man chasing down the rest in his death mobile.
>>76417479
cant wait for Grand Tour
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbJPF18sejY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KnbMafvpWA
>>76417595
The best were their road trips
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNdygguAMQA
>>76403011
Kek
That was great. They had to add laugh tracks he was so low energy.
>>76417990
a classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnWKz7Cthkk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTPnIpjodA8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFnVZXQD5_k
>>76415626
I'd be ok with that
>>76402882
evans likes black cocks in his mouth, some one shoop a dick in the mouth of OPs pic.
TO HELL WITH CURRENT GEAR
>>76417980
Now I only wish they would make a high budget Sharpe series with a young Sean Bean from the past.
>>76416645
>2016
>Not circumcising your mouth
Enjoy your smelly plaque build-up.
>>76403972
EVEN THE LEAFS GET IT!!!!!
HOLY SHIT
WTF BRITIANSTAIN.
