Election only 26 days away!
Is Labor ready for government?
They are looking pretty good in the polls.
Can we have a male PM with such large breasts?
Look at that body. Just revolting.
>>76376959
People hate Shorten even more than Turnbull m8
>>76377255
Do they really hate him though? He is just kind of meh.
>>76376959
don't all aussie males have large breasts?
>>76378272
I said no kiwis m8.
And no one has man breasts as big as Maoris.
>>76377022
>>76376959
Wew, is this your version of Weedman?
>>76378327
He is not that hip m8. But he tries.
>>76377022
nice tiddies
NO KIWIS ALLOWED
>>76376959
>bigger tits than the trannies
>>76378617
The tranny on the right isn't even trying though m8. He looks like he lifts.
>>76378661
The one in the middle isn't trying at all and doesn't even lift.
Has anyone seen X-Men Apocalypse?
I found it a bit disappointing.
Did anyone else just see that segment on Trump on 9?
>>76379771
No m8 I chucked out the telly years ago. What was it about? They calling him crazy and racist again?
can someone explain the point of the Australian election? You cunts just get a new PM in 6 months time anyway.
>>76380000
we still have to pick which party that new PM will come from you silly sheep
>>76380267
We could get another (well) hung parliament m8.
Anyone know who to vote for in Dunkley? The easy vote has retired so now I need someone to tell me what to do.
>>76380502
Tyson Jack
Animal Justice Party
24 year old Jack is a carpenter and has worked and volunteered with animals for many years. He has a three year old daughter, he grew up on the Mornington Peninsula and has lived in Mount Martha for the past six years. He describes himself as a passionate animal rights advocate and often attends rallies to protest against animal cruelty.
>>76380502
Fellow Dunkley /pol/ack reporting in...I reckon Bruce Billson for the Libs, I've met him. He's a fairly based guy.
Otherwise just one of the smaller parties like ALA or One Nation for the Senate.
>>76381237
>Bruce Billson
He's retiring m8.
http://www.abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/guide/dunk/
>>76381237
I was under the impression Billson was retiring, otherwise he'd be my vote easily.
>>76376959
>>76377022
he is really low T
>>76380310
Plz yes. The best parliament is one that creates no new spending and passes no new laws.
>>76381511
Oh wow that is a good pic m8. Saved and added to my shorten manboobs folder.
This guy is disgusting.
>>76381511
Jesus Christ. He has some big juicy titties.
>>76381511
this isn't health at all
>>76381552
m8 a hung parliament passes new spending and new laws at the whim of the independents who have to be bought off for their support.
Fucking pork-barreling like you've never seen.
>>76381686
sports bra might be an option
>>76381989
Christ look at those arms. Weak as piss.
I am putting Labor last now.
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>>76382104
Don't you try fucking up my aus/pol/ thread m8.
>>76381704
The government that governs less governs best.
I'm not a libertarian, though. I believe in big government that doesn't work. Obstructionism is best -ism, because they can't take your freedumbs if they're paralysed by mismanagement.
>>76376959
>>76377022
>>76381511
Can a man with tities win PM??? It reeks of weakness and low energy...I bet it costs him votes.
>>76376959
If I can't come up with someone to vote for who should I default vote for?
>Di Natale thinks he can form government
>Di Natale has a cry when he isn't invited to leadership debates
>>76377022
>>76382753
m8 you need to man up and stop being a bitch.
Just choose someone you like.
>>76382908
I liked Abbott :(
>>76382391
http://www.news.com.au/national/federal-election/bill-shortens-man-boobs-his-achilles-heel-in-election-campaign/news-story/d2fb214858ba09a3cfa839acb6d1dc0f
Others have said the same
>>76382828
As a PM, tony was an awesome opposition leader. He would have kicked shortens arse if shorten was PM.
>>76382753
>Senate
All the minor parties and then leave the Libs and Labs blank
>Lower House
All the minor parties and then flip for Libs or Labs.
>>76376959
>>76382828
Based Tones.
>>76382761
Fuck the greens. I hope they lose their one seat this time around.
>>76382986
>I liked Abbott
He was a good meme m8. His government were pretty shit though.
Vote One Nation.
>>76378327
We had reverse weedman but lefties complained so much that the libs cucked themselves. Tony could've 100% one this election on his own.
>>76383028
But which minor party goes 1st? I'm leanin towards DLP, LDP look like capitalist greens.
>>76383149
Greens are on the up m8. They will definitely keep their one seat. And they might add one or two more.
>>76383222
Oh hell no. The greens are so not worthy of pepe.
>>76383222
Dude, they're fuckin communists dressed as hippies, all they do is bitch while contributing nothing.
>>76383222
>communists who say they're socialist
>nice policies on renewable energy (only just, they hate nuclear)
>absolutely retarded about everything else.
>>76381511
He can go tittyfuck himself.
>>76382999 (checked)
>eagle-eye observers have noted his workout gear reveals lingering weight in his pectoral area.
Top kek.
>>76380000
Chect pham
>>76383421
I didn't say they were good m8, I just stated the truth about the situation.
>>76383580
You make me sick.
>>76383217
Doesn't matter, anon. So long as you're voting minor parties first you've done enough. Just go with whichever you like.
>>76383611
I don't think about you at all m8.
>>76383580
... yeah, probably. Labs and Libs are uninspiring as fuck right now. Turnbulls going the same way gillard did, as an MP he was okay but as a PM he hasn't done shit.
>>76383955
Turnbull has no plan for the country.
The only plan he's ever had was making himself PM.
Putting Libs last in my Senate vote lads, gonna preference them after all the smaller right wing parties. The way I see it is that ignorant plebs are gonna vote for Labor anyway, and they would destroy in votes the myriad of minority parties. IMO it's best to have the Libs on your Senate ballot at last position or somewhere near there, just as a last resort defence against Labor getting a seat.
>>76384213
Minor rights before liberal, liberal before labour, then the other shitters, then the greens.
>>76384485
m8 with the new voting system the trick is to not give the really shitty parties you hate a number at all.
>>76384485
In the House of Reps, I completely agree with your post. But in the Senate, I mean, use Libs as a safety measure after the parties you actually prefer.
>>76384485
Fuck me, mate. You can't even spell labor correctly. How are you going to vote next month?
Please don't give any preferences to the greens.
>>76386568
わかりません
日本語をはなしてください
Everyone knows the only true way to vote is for a libertarian party like the Sex Party or the Liberal Democrats anything else and you may as well be letting the Gestapo overthrow your life
>>76386984
スズキトヨタホンダ寿司
これはいいやろ?わかる?
>>76387378
>sex party: libertarian
Uhh no
>>76387483
どこにいますか?
>>76387519
They are more libertine than libertarian.
>>76379771
No, care to explain?
>>76386588
I won't be giving them preferences, I'll be giving them my primary votes
>>76387753
Fair assessment. I'd put them as 'libertarianism lite' but they are certainly far from the Glorious People's Republic of the Greens with Supreme Leader Di Natale at the helm.
>>76387483
>スズキトヨタホンダ
>>76387738
日本w。
>>76387980
Unless you literally live in Melbourne, Batman, Wills or Grayndler why would you even bother
>>76388221
>Batman
>>76388315
>forgetting you own a house
>negatively gearing it
>>76388682
There is LITERALLY nothing wrong with negative gearing. It's a perfectly legitimate income generation practice. Poorfags need to stop hating the game, they're just as bad as the berniefags wanting free shit
>>76388890
Never implied their was, it's just not looking good for you if your parties policy is curbing negative gearing and then you go and do it anyway, notwithstanding that you may actually get cucked by the Greens this election.
(Talking about David Feeney here).
