Please think of the children.
>Aussies
>winning wars
>>76371851
>CARP WAR
It hasn't even begun, they are still doing the virus.
Personally, I don't give a shit about them. They make good eating and that's all that matters.
What are the chances of this back firing on the aussies and giving them the herpa instead?
Why fight it. Silly Straya carp are for everyone.
http://www.fishbase.ca/Country/CountryList.php?ID=1450&GenusName=Cyprinus&SpeciesName=carpio
>>76371960
Using a virus is really really stupid. Virus' can jump the species barrier and infect other fish.
>>76371851
it ain't over till it's is over cunt
>>76374051
Only if carp try to fuck other fish, nothing eats carp in Australian waters which is why nothing keeps its numbers in check. It's based on the herpes virus.
>>76374281
Emus eat carp ;)
>>76371952
Emus are the filthiest fucking bird that has ever existed, literally every single one of them cunts should be gassed.
>>76376066
>>76371851
Why are you guys so fucking useless at nature?
>>76371960
>They make good eating
Carp? Bullshit m8. They are muddy and full of bones. Only chinks eat them because they'll eat anything.
>>76371851
If we're losing the carp war m8 we need your mum to come over and wade waist deep in some of our rivers so it introduces a really virulent strain of herpes and gonorrhea.
Come and visit the Aus/pol/ thread please mates. I'm lonely:
>>76376959
>>76376959
No kiwis.
>>76378065
>Final Solution
Did the magpies win too.
>>76378065
>Final Solution
>>76374281
Chinese eat carp.
Then they'll try and eat you and give you the virus too.
>>76378065
>final solution
>>76371952
>he doesn't know we nuked the emu homeland of emu field
we just covered it up to avoid international outrage
Damn Toady.
>>76377979
>from a country so irrelevant it is often left off of maps entirely.
What's going on here!
>>76378620
>seppos are actually afraid of this
>>76371851
>What is cold blooded, big mouthed, smells like fish, has an agressive strain of herpes, fucks all year round and can be found swimming in australian waterways.
>An Aussie Girl
They need to teach the cane toads to attack the emus and then poison the carps with their carcasses.
>>76378680
New Zealand comes out swinging.
>>76378065
>new homeland for the carp survivors when?
>>76378680
>>What is cold blooded, big mouthed, smells like fish, has an agressive strain of herpes, fucks all year round and can be found swimming in australian waterways, and collects centrelink.
>A new zealand immigrant in australia.
>>76371851
Oh shit aussies dun goofed now, carps are no joke!
>>76378680
Zing!
Why don't you just catch them all and eat them?
Watch out Aussies!
Carp gonna fuck up up!
If carp is all genocided then what am I gonna fish? This is a serious situation ann frankely I'm am quite concerned.
>>76378949
Because unlike Europeans we're used to seafood that doesn't taste like ya mum's bum.
>>76379056
What the fuck you talking about, you clown? The pinnacle if aussie cuisine is putting rainbow sprinkles on toast and you're trying to banter Europe about food?
Come on, son
>>76378751
Well played m8.
>>76379056
What is it with Anglos not being able to cook?
>>76379056
>aussie seafood
>doesn't taste like cancer or downright kills you
what a fine shitpost
How can Australian men even compete?
>>76379056
>loves vegemite
>complains about other countrys cookingskills
>>76376066
Top Kek m8
>>76378949
because anything that lives in water is disgusting af. you should know, you landlocked faggot.
>>76378257
>take an alternate route
What the fuck. Did we lose a war against the magpies too? Fucking appeasement. We should fight back.
>>76379337
>>76379313
>>76379224
>>76379174
This fucker right here. The fun part is killing it without losing your fingers or toes.
>>76379519
> crabs
Literal peasant food.
>>76377947
poor kid
>>76379224
Everything that goes in an Austrian oven comes out as ashes m8.
>>76378498
Tipy top kek m8
>>76379551
Euro crabs, yes. Proper Aussie Mudcrabs are more expensive than lobster per kilo.
>>76378552
That's our WW3 survival strategy m8.
Perhaps New Zealand could still find a few of those giant moa birds to send up to Australia.
>>76379593
Kek
>>76379484
>you should know, you landlocked faggot.
Which is why we started cultivating them in ponds. There's also trout and crayfish in the rivers. We learned how to cook these things so that they're delicious to eat.
Are you even trying?
>>76379329
You know she wants the BEC, just look at the lust in her eyes. After small Australian penises she is hungry for some real meat.
>>76371960
>>76374281
Viruses constantly mutate you know.
A million infected carp means a million ways for herpes to mutate which could affect other animals you know.
Using a virus is the most retarded shit you could do.
Even an Oil Spill is less dangerous than this Herpes Plan.
>>76379632
> proper mudcrabs
never change, you filthy convicts lmao
>>76379726
nah moitey, unless you cooked some proper fokin mudcrab from your local swamp using a lighter, you ain't eva had proper sea food
>>76378065
>(((Carp)))
>>76379329
That bitch is shitting it so hard right there. Look at that beak. She is terrified it will peck her but the real threat is the talons.
>>76379886
These niggers are pretty much dinosaurs
>>76379726
River fish taste like shit compared to the bounty that is the pacific ocean. keep on 'enjoying' your mudfish that lives off pondweed and flies
>>76379886
>>76379329
does anyone know the story behind this pic? should I google "emu porn au"?
>>76380007
Chinks have already overfished and shat all over your ocean bounty whilst the ranjeets are shitting in it, meanwhile nobody gets our river fish ;)
Australia, get your shit together...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQM_MyoIZ0c
>>76379886
They look like small ostriches.
We have ostrich farms here because their meat is pretty lean and they lay huge eggs.
How are you not able to deal with them?
>>76380039
Would be a challenge for your fat american fingers.
>>76380096
Aussies are actually just a large band of faggots. The story goes that all those "convicts" originally sent there weren't proper convicts but just simple homos who got sent into exile.
>>76380007
>River fish taste like shit compared to the bounty that is the pacific ocean.
Enjoy your mutated herpes virus then.
>>76380118
>Would be a challenge for your fat american fingers.
our engineers have designed and shipped oversize keyboards. unlike some countries, we adapt.
>>76380217
> designed special oversize keyboards for us, americans
>>76380217
What would happen if i suddenly were to take those keyboards away?
>>76380096
>Falling for memes
>>76379941
ever see a cassowary, they are even more dinosaur like.
I tend to believe the bird hip dinosaurs were basically just birds and nothing like the two leg walking lizards you see in hollywood.
>>76380096
it's just memes bro.
>>76380169
Yeah you're right we're all homosexuals. We breed asexually.
>>76380174
Carp live in rivers. Fuck's sake, Austria's taken extra retard pills today.
>>76380169
Kek how does it feel that you have been around since the Middle Ages, and us since only the 20th century, yet you were cucked in abbreviating your country to AUT because big strong muscular Australia took AUS?
>>76380342
Someone should mod Far Cry and replace all the animals with cassowaries and make hundreds of them. Far Cry: Straya. Only AUGs and machetes allowed as weapons.
>>76380092
>>76380096
>>76380169
>>76380174
Mad cause bad
It's no wonder we got .au as our net code
And you cucks get the inferior .at. Literally less important then a country on the other-side of the world
I mean do you see Russia with .ra or Germany with .gy. Literal cuck country
>>76380417
We've been AUT in French for centuries, bitchboy.
>>76380452
>not realising that Germany is actually Deutschland and therefore gets de
>>76380330
hypothetically you would win.
I'm sorry, I thought this thread was a real-world scenario, but I realize now it's just a training exercise. I suppose that's a luxury you can enjoy if you fall under the protection of Uncle Sam.
Please tell your wife and her son that you're welcome.
>>76380472
>Relies on french for validity
The french are the biggest faggots on the planet.
>>76380472
>We've been AUT in French for centuries, bitchboy.
oh lord. I haven't seen a shoah like this since grandma was released.
>>76380472
>Damage control
>Be in Vienna and Salzburg
>hundreds of years of history, must be some good souvenirs around
>most popular shirt and appliances are shit saying "no kangeroos in Australia"
>A whole countries national identity is the fact that they sound similar to a country that is incredibly younger on the other side of the world
Top cuck
>>76380581
> austria wanting the "aus" code, when it literally means "out" in German.
No thanks bubby. You can keep it.
Didn't Australia do something similar with rabbits? I remember reading that it was infecting pet rabbits and the mortality rate was very high, so rabbit owners were pretty fucked
>>76380634
caring what ANYTHING means in french or german.
what next? spanish?
>>76380634
Yeh because you love to take things in right? No just cocks.
>>76371851
Emu war and now fucking carp.
Time to annex that fucking shitposting desert.
Again.
I thought Aussies were bros.
Cunts aren't even afraid of our glorious nukes. Becuase most of Straya looks like it's already been nuked.
I have to fly over that fucking hellhole about 3 times each year. Miles upon miles of nothing.
Time for Bongland to annex the cunt.
Fucking Australians. NZ are bros and Ausland are fucking wankers.
Even the fucking Spanish dogs are getting uppity about Gibraltar.
Aye, like we give a fuck.
>>76380507
Well my point still stands how about the
>United Kingdom with .um
>Or Belgium with .bu
Austria got cucked out of the superior .au
>>76380629
> most popular """""souvenirs""""" (read: cheap turkish t-shirts that only aussie tourists actually buy to wear try and be funny IN AUSTRIA)
Wow you got me there LOL. SUPER EMBARRASSING))))
>>76380682
Considering what it means in German and that we speak German here, yeah it matters ameribumboy.
>>76380663
that's a vicious lie. australia never had a bunny problem.
>>76380409
>you should catch and eat them instead of infecting them with a virus that might mutate
>we don't like eating them
>enjoy your mutated virus then
>your post
>>76380417
>>76380452
>muh net code
That's what you care about, really?
>>76380663
Yeah. Totally worth a few traumatised kids though. Furry little cunts were fucking us up more than cane toads and emus combined.
>>76379682
holy shit this thing is like the tiger tank of emus
>>76376066
Their meat is tasty as fuck, If I was australian I would hunt them daily.
>>76380663
rabbits are illegal as pets in my state so fuck them i hope they suffered the criminal scum.
>>76380663
Feral rabbits were causing problems on native species so we released a few rabbits with a virus that only kills rabbits.
Maybe a handful of people who had rabbits for pets got there's infected but who really gives a shit. Should have got a dog or a cat.
>>76380752
>we speak German here,
living in Austria.
speaking German.
my god. do you still bow when you meet a German?
Hmm my nickname is Karp because of my last name....was not aware that I was at war with the Aussies.
Glad I'm winning though.
>>76380724
> au is superior to AT
Hahahaha, I wouldn't put it past some cucked aussie to unironically think that
Also
> anglo websites
> UMMMMM
> AUUUUU
It's like some sort of subliminal messaging about anglos being retarded or something
>>76380759
>Playing a football game in glorious Europe
>It's France vs Austria
>Look at the scoreboard
>FRA vs AUT
>AUT
wtf is your country like Autria or something?
>>76380663
You could take your pet rabbit to the vet and get it immunized for the kalisi virus before it was released. Anyone who didn't was dumb.
>>76380875
What other language would we speak?
>>76380759
The point is austria is irrelevant and australia is superior.
There isn't even any memes about austria because you are so lame and irrelevant.
>>76371960
that's shitfish mate.
Kill them, kill them all! They eat your other fish!
>>76380930
> playing a football game
> looking for Australia
> Australia's nowhere to be found because they are shit at sports
>>76380947
>You could take your pet rabbit to the vet
sure. and then your rabbit would be registered and would be the first to go.
meanwhile, more autismias bowing to superior germans.
>>76380930
>>76380930
Weak bantz M8, you aren't gonna beat Autistria with that
>>76380663
>owning an invasive species as a pet
>>76371960
they taste like fucken shit whats wrong with you
>>76380930
The Aut stands for Autism.
>>76380907
Well honestly, how could we possibly compete?
>>76380710
It's ok England we know the Dementia is beginning to kick in as well as the multiple personality Muslims you keep impersonating.
Just think of past days and let your son America and Australia make your journey easier.
>Repeat after me "Brexit will happen I am an Empire"
>Come on once more
"Brexit will happen I am an Empire".
There you go now go take your prune juice and have a sleep
>>76379882
Underrated.
> be australian
> look at flag
> actual jizzrag with dried cumstains on it and a british stamp
>>76380118
>>76378318
>Chinese eat carp.
what don't they eat?
Prolly one of them who brought it there too?
That's actually the only thing you can get the death penalty for here, like if you put a few pikes out in a trout lake... all trout will be gone.
You get executed by harpoon for that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VLsRbDU37w
>>76381251
DO THEY SELL CARP PIES AT THE SERVO MATE?
meanwhile more autistias bowing to superior german. just exactly how many times did it take, anyway?
>>76371960
Found the abo.
>>76381200
kek OBJECTIVELY wrong lad
>cunt of only 22 million
>has a grand slam tournament over any eastern Europe and Asian nation
What's Austria got? Besides of course shitty winter sports that no one outside of a select few European countries care about.
>>76381365
They got the opera m8.
STOP IT CAARP
JUST STOP IT
GOOD GOD
>>76379682
oy vey it's another moa
>>76381319
>He doesn't have a banter stamp highlighting the family of nations
>He has a generic horizontal line flag
>He elected a leftist president
Top cuck Autistria
why does your wildlife hate you australia?
>>76381285
You can't compete, stop trying to give me herpes
>>76381365
> baaaah guys, these winter sports are so S-SHITTY!!!
> will never know the feel of waking up extra early, banging ski instructor gf, then going skiing for hours
> wrassling with some mates carrying a ball is better anyways
>>76381200
>australia
>shit at sports
You're really trying I'll give you that but if australia is good at anything it's sports.
We just don't care about soccer because it's a poof's game.
>>76381365
>kek OBJECTIVELY wrong lad
THIS IS TRUE FACT.
>>76381459
> band of homos running around in an enclosure grappling each other's ass for sport
> yea we don't play poof games
>>76381479
>triggering Poo Peelanders eternally while remaining within the rules
>bad
>>76381456
Sorry lad we don't give a fuck about poofta winter sports for fucking gay cunts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJGeSRJ5MMQ
Regular sort of game in a sport often called pussy by big strong Australian standards. Keep playing that divegrass mate ;^)
>>76371851
asian or european carp?
We've got the latter here and they're invasive, now everyone's worried about asian Carp getting into the great lakes via the mississippi river
>>76381681
I'm pretty fucking tired of your SRS plebbit false-flags. Stop posting gay propaganda on /pol/ please.
>>76381200
>australia shit at sports
>>76371952
>Vietnam
>Iraq
>Afghanistan
>Yanks
>winning wars that actually existed.
>>76381719
>asian or european carp?
We are a multi-cultural country m8, we don't discriminate. I'm surprised you would even ask that question. It's 2016.
>>76381479
>game where you build a little castle out of sticks the opposition pretends to be a catapult, throws a ball made of concrete at your castle and you defend it with a wooden sword
>it's always brown people vs white people and the white people always win
>gay
nah you are a cuck your sports are all niggers playing with their balls with intermissions of white girls stripping for them.
>>76381734
>triggered by genuine bravery and courage
I understand its in short supply in Autistria, but if you get out your AUT """"""""country"""""""" and expand your horizons, you can get a new perspective on life.
>>76381804
> be euro
> play football
> be aussie
> create AUSTRALIAN football
> genuine bravery and courage (10000% times more homo than football)
I just wanna kick a ball around, I don't wanna wrassle with some smelly aussie, get the fuck away from me you weirdo and buy some proper shorts ffs
>>76379738
Some viruses do, some don't. RNA virus (like influenza) mutate often and because of this needs a new vaccine yearly
On the other hand, DNA viruses (like smallpox) does not mutate often and has been virtually eradicated because of this.
Herpes virus is a DNA virus and does not mutate often
>>76381200
>best in the world at cricket
>second best in the world at rugby
>usually finish top 5 at olympics even though we have population of 23 million
If Australia had the same population as America or Russia we would dominate the Olympics.
>>76381879
Rugby is the national game you fucking fairy.
>all of australias major conflicts in the last 100 years are against animals
>frogs, rabbits, birds, now small fish
>lose everytime and someone usually dies
Holy shit Australia is a living meme, learn to tame your wildlife you convicts.
>>76381149
More importantly: who the fuck cares what Austrians speak?
>>76381296
Thanks Aus m8. I'm Half bong/kiwi dual nationality.
Dad is bong, mam is kiwi. Was brought up in Upper Hutt near Welly and I live in England. Scottish wife and 2 kids.
I fucking understand you cunts when you you say "fuckoff we're full". Flying over Australia is vast .... nothingness. The desert is huge. Absolutely nothing for hours at 600 mph, 39,000 feet. As a bongkiwi, I could live there easily, but I don't want to. It's too fucking hot.
Bongland is lovely where I live. Cities are fucked though. Completely fucking horrible.
Only the countryside is alright. Pic is my little town.
It's super comfy.
>>76380710
How can a country currently being invaded and taken over, take over another?
>>76381879
>Be Aussie
>Disgusted by the diving culture and general pussyness of football
>Decide to play another of other sports that are actually contact sport
>Laugh at Euros as they dive while getting lightly touched
Literally cucked
>>76382009
>currently losing a war against man's first invention
>>76382007
How is rugby any less homo than your brand of football?
>>76381746
>soviet Union
>East Germany
Sure is 1984 in here
>>76371952
>Hurr hurr Australian's can't beat animals
I'd like to see you try to survive 1 day away from a major city. What do you have to worry about, chickenshit bald eagles? Our eagles are so big they eat kangaroos. Have you even seen an Emu? They're crazy cunts. They'll bop around you with their long legs and after you're dazed and confused they'll get you when you don't see them coming. We have fucking mammals that are poisonous. You don't fucking get it, seppo cunt. You don't understand the outback. You don't understand the outback.
>>76382071
Sure thing bubby, THAT'S why rugby was made, because of football's "diving culture".
>>76382080
"aussie rules" is just a bunch of fags running around in a field hugging eachother. Only faggots follow it.
But that's irrelevant. Your game is a bunch of poofs irish dancing in a field with a ball.
>>76382080
You clearly have never played Rugby.
If you played one game of it you would realize it isn't homo.
I played a lot of sports growing up but i played rugby for 15 years, it is by far the roughest.
>>76382195
Stay seething pussy cunt
>>76379337
Don't talk shit about vegemite cunt
>>76381437
>spend your entire history fucking up the environment by bringing invasive species in
>nature takes revenge
Not really surprised honestly, the Aussies have been in all-out war with their own continent since the country's founding, the Emu War was just a sub-conflict of the ongoing Australian Nature War.
>>76381746
>Britain
>in third place
literally what
>>76382118
>japs 5x population of australia
>japs been to almost same number of olympics as aus
>losing in medals
BBBONUS
>japs being beaten in olympic medals by east germany which only had 9 olympics
>hasn't already hosted the olympic games twice
is this a joke
>>76382346
Yeah mate, Brits are fucking good at sports.
Brits are literally good at everything, they are just always modest about it so they don't get much fame.
>>76381750
>Be Australian
>lose war to flightless birds
>Fast forward a few decades
>Losing war to bottom feeding fish
>>76382340
And Canada is at war with it's own sexuality. Always fight away those urges to suck a cock.
>>76382356
Japs don't get their land bought up by Chinese, so in the end they win.
>>76382256
Our school rugby team had the most gaylords. While we were slaying fat pussy on our sports trips, they did homo shit like watch rugby in pubs.
Really sad to quite honest with you.
You should release some kind of carp eating river shark instead, it would fit in with all the other wildlife.
>>76382152
Wouldnt be a problem if you cucks had guns, which your government took away
>>76382436
So did every other team. They were autistrians after all.
>>76382436
>muh anecodates
Pathetic lad. You wouldn't know a man's sport if it beat you silly. Go back to your divegrass shit.
>>76382436
I got nothing against football, it is a really good sport that requires a lot of rich skills in order to play.
But you can't say that the diving hasn't made it get a reputation of being a fag sport?
>>76381977
>best in the work at hockey
>do decent at rugby, won the sevens
>record for most golds won in a single olympics
>usually in top 3 in winter and decent in summer
Population: 33 million
Colonies just do it better desu
>>76382152
>You don't understand the outback.
you guys just seem to panic at anything. birds, bunnies, fishies, water, fire, etc.
>>76382420
t. German bitch
>>76381746
>Barely cracks top 10
>cant even outperform Sweden
>>76382403
>Be American
>Niggers in the whitehouse
>Niggers in my wife
>Niggers everywhere
Stop the hate, Australia is great.
https://twitter.com/geertwilderspvv/status/655985566681436160/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
>>76382152
Maybe if you had guns
>>76371952
DELETE THIS M8
>>76382076
>talking shit about fires
>Australian flag
Come on now, Australia is known for two things: Rampant aboriginal population, and bush fires.
>>76371851
kek m8 too good
>>76382576
Funny thing coming from someone that's still sucking the Queen of England's dried out tits.
>>76371851
>you now realize the "clever girl" scene in jurassic park was an allegory to the Emu war
I did it all you fucking mammals.
I did it all for free.
Every catastrophe ever perpetuated on the Australian mainland was my doing
I am Spazzie McGee - and ever since I was taken to the UK and given rejuvenation treatments I have led the insurgency against the animals we call Bogans, the invasive species that has displaced my people - the avians - the rightful inheritors of Australia.
YOU WILL BE BUT ASH IN THE END YOU FUCKING AUSTRALIANS MARK MY WORDS.
t. General of the Rattites Spazzie McGee
>>76382556
You know what, i was actually really impressed with you guys at the last rugby world cup, one of your wingers was a fucking star.
Performed well.
>>76382600
>Be Australian
>Chinks everywhere
>Chinks buying up my country
>Need to use NEETbux to learn Mandarin
>cant defend yourself from wildlife/abos cause nogunz
>>76382678
And Canada is known for two things: Flaming countryside, and flaming homosexuals.
If that cuck John Howard didn't take away our fucking guns this would have never have been a problem.
>>76382256
Can confirm.
I played Rugby for over a decade, and am also an actual homo. Rugby is the last sport you want to play if you want to stand around staring at hot guys. Not because the guys aren't hot, but because you sure as fuck won't be standing around. It's hard to be turned on when you've got spikes in your fucking gut.
>>76382420
its better than giving up land for free to italians because you can't win a war
>>76371960
>carp make good eating
jesus, have you ever tried eating any other fish?
>>76382690
Wrong, queen has no power over Australian parliament. We remain a Constitutional Monarchy for remembrance of our white man Anglo ties, and our Anglosphere family. A family that Autistria will NEVER EVER have.
>>76382709
>triggered
>>76382732
>Be American
>>76382600
you forgot the >get shot at the end
>>76382570
At least when we have a natural disaster we band together and do something about it, instead of looting and murdering eachother like when Katrina hit you fat cunts.
>>76382732
Better than niggers and spics everywhere
>60%
>>76382732
At least we can defend our buildings.
>>76382872
>>76382732
>needs guns to defend himself because he can't get out of his mobility scooter to fight like a man
>needs niggers to impregnate his wife because his cholesterol is too high to get an erection and he doesn't want to risk a heart attack by trying.
>dick can't reach his woman's vagina because her ass is so fat
>pretends these things are positives
>dies because nigger mobility scooter jacks him
>>76383004
>>76374051
>>76379738
Fucking idiots you lot are.
We successfully introduced Myxomatosis to kill off the feral rabbit population in the 1950s.
It managed to wipe out 90% of em for a good 30 years before they developed resistance.
Now whilst it only affects 50% of rabbits that catch it, the actual rabbit population is down considerably since the 1950's.
And no it didn't jump species.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Myxomatosis#Australia
>>76382346
happened last time as well
>>76382803
We are the Eternal Emu.
Your days are fucking numbered you disgusting featherless worm.
Our Black Palm Cockatoos will blot out the fucking sun. Our beaked fury will erase you. I am vengeance, bringer of the justice of the House of the Birds.
>>76382785
>A family that Autistria will NEVER EVER have.
I'm perfectly fine with just having the Germans.
>>76382723
Yeah it really shocked everyone
>>76380634
>immigrants OUT
sounds good to me fampai
>australians
what a pathetic specimen
>>76383208
i was more shocked by the shit state of affairs england was in theres always next time i suppose
>>76382751
Your country was founded by exiled homosexuals its even in history books...hot, gay, and full of POC and liberal laws, Australia really is a SJW paradise
>>76381248
You fuckers introduced them.
You should've paid for it.
>>76383235
I think it works pretty well when telling an aussie to gtfo.
>>76383098
What the fuck did you just fucking say about Emus, birdo? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Royal Australian Artillery, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids against Emus, the largest native bird in goddamned Australia, and I have over 20,000 confirmed kills. I am trained in flightless-bird warfare and I’m the top machine-gunner in the entire Australian Army. You are nothing to me but just another Emu. I will gun the crap out of you with the precision of a machine-gunners' blank firing into masses of Emus, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, birdy. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of farmers across Western Australia and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the shitstorm, maggot. The same shitstorm that wiped what you call an Emu. You’re fucking dead Big Bird. I could be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you with just 10 rounds, and that’s just with gunfire. Not only am I extensively trained in armed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Australian Defence Force and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable flock off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known that mass extinction was the result of your little “clever” comment, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn bird brain. I will shit bullets all over you and you will die from it. You’re fucking dead, birdo.
>>76383004
>>76381248
Yeah it's disgusting, letting your unfixed cat wander about and breed more feral cats.
>>76378751
>>76378751
dont be silly Kiwis cant swim
>>76383393
that meme is stale. americans are simply larger than other humans, so naturally some of us are a bit fat. but watch chris dance in this vid. he's a bit overweight but his graceful moves are awesome.
Muricans like to bag us out for eating Vegemite. But its just a fucking 'condiment'.
I'm more concerned about what you fat yankie cunts eat for main meals.
>Fark!!!!
>>76383517
Gawd Bless you Yankie Doodle.
>>76383541
funny that american cuisine is taking over the entire world. probably because we grow champions.
>>76371952
nevar 4get
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9G6WCsfoow
>>76382570
You don't understand Aussie culture mate.
We live so far away from the motherland that we feel our existence as a nation is always threatened, this was made especially clear when Japan invaded Papua New Guinea, which was under control of Australia at the time.
This is why people call us racist, we only look out for ourselves because we live in constant fear of being destroyed. That is what happens when you drop a bunch of lowlifes on a giant, unfriendly island.
>>76383541
Wow where do I buy one of those onion cutter gadgets?
>>76383517
>a bit
>>76383705
You can get one here called an Alligator or Snapper or something, similar concept
>>76379882
fucking lost it holy shit
>>76383541
American food scientists are working hard to make bacon more porous, so it can hold more syrup. Only then can we reach our true potential.
>>76383769
Is Vaduz a nice town? Many muzzies there?
>>76383769
that pic is clearly shopped, as is this one that is posted frequently.
the average american can run a mile easily.
>>76383773
>Alligator
Thanks for that m8. they are looking a bit more expensive than I'd hoped.
>>76383917
Yeah, all you need is to show them some broccoli or green beans
>>76383705
Looks like a slap chop, all you need to do to get one is get in a fight with a hooker and lose.
>>76383938
They're not as good as they look, the sharp bits are kind of a hassle to clean out
t. family bought one and then kept it in a cupboard for the next several years
>>76383541
>2 heaping spoon fulls of mayonaise
>>76383917
Why put a pocket on a shirt that size? It just serves as a reference for how far things have sagged.
>>76384048
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rd7HQfrWBTs
>>76384049
>family bought one and then kept it in a cupboard for the next several years
Yeah that is what happens with most of those sort of gadgets.
My mother spent $300 on a breadmaker and only used it once.
>>76383854
We're still waiting for ketchup flavored chicken in a can.
>>76382872
>Better than niggers and spics everywhere
If you enjoy eating your dog, sure.
>>76382926
How would the world carry on without all this Australian architecture?
>>76383004
>He doesnt use the most effective and efficient means of defending himself
>He fell for the cuckold meme
>He isnt into high test women
>He desperately attempts to be relevant when he never will be
>A literal island of convicts
>>76381319
>a fucking white line
>>76384137
breadmakers, icecream makers, stupid gadgets with only one application = dumb shit for people with too much money
knives, blenders, mixers and pans = an investment
>>76384296
>mixers
Nah that is one people go overboard with too.
>>76381479
>the meme magic of australian shitposting is so powerful it breached the spacetime continuum to manifest itself in a game of cricket in 1981
>>76384363
speak for yourself, got a good quality one from a relative who was moving overseas, it's miles ahead compared to the generic handheld one
>>76384138
>canned chicken
wot? fucking gross
>>76384395
australia is the only nation known to have driven a poo-in-loo to suicide with simple bantz.
>>76384444
Quads don't lie!
>>76384444 (quads checked m8)
But how often do you use it?
>>76383899
Vaduz is nice, I actually live in this village.
We don't have many of them and so far they didn't cause Problems.
How about Norway and the religion of peace?
What
>>76380539
dumbass the only way to victory is to kill ourselves.
>>76384560
every couple of weeks maybe, for cakes and biscuits
>>76384444
They're good but they also promote those monopurpose things.
Kitchenaid mixers have attachments for all that shit, meat grinder, pasta maker, an insulated two part bowl for ice cream.
