>RISK THREAD CONTINUED FROM >>76342954
I'M SO FUCKING CONFUSED EDITION
This is the most recent Update. I have no idea who's fighting who in Nevada, California, Oregon, so I've done my best, please tell me if you think this is wrong.
Now for my roll.
>Take New York
>>76358544
Attack Brown Menace.
>>76358544
Invade wherever I have to, or do whatever I need to, to fill all of New Mexico
ATTACK CALIFORNIA>>76358544
Brown Menace Reconquista should be done now.
My last roll was into his territory unopposed.
>>76358544
Fuck Kentucky. I fucking hate it.
Fill Indiana.
>>76358544
Attack Brown Menace
>>76358544
cross all the rivers of alabama
>>76358544
Can I Join?
North Dakota
Liberty
>>76358544
Keep Filling Texas
>>76358544
Hey man, I rolled >>76357446. That's 22 provinces in North Carolina. Please fix it. And for this roll, fill the rest of North Carolina and continue into Virginia coast.
>>76358544
You forgot to add me. No worries, just put it on there
>>76357950
>>76358544
Also,
Great Lakes Republic > Continue filling Michigan, heading towards Kalamazoo (*going west along the bottom of the lower peninsula*)
>>76358544
>KEEP INVADING OREGON
FUCK THE KNIGHTS HOMO ALLIANCE
>DEFEND AGAINST ALL INCURSIONS, AND INVADE ANYONE WHO TRIES TO INCUR
POO POO PEE PEE BRING PAIN TO MY ENEMIES
>>76358544
Fill in the rest of Massachusetts and the small bitchy states, spill into more of Cuckadian territory.
>>76358842
There are 3 nations on the map that haven't rolled for hours.
>>76358842
It's full, pajeet.
>>76358544
I want Utah op I swear
>>76358544
take illinois
go spurdo :DDD!
>>76358927
Your lying wetback nation will be gone soon, don't try to fight it with your lies.
Stay salty, pablo
>>76358890
I vill enjoy vriting your tombstone with the vords being, "The coward buried under Mauga Sinasina".
Allies, help me against the Meme Caliphate!
>>76358859
Fuck! Forgot to change name back to the one for this thread
>>76358544
Count it as mine
>>76359428
We shall! We are preoccupied with the shitskin Brown Menace Reconquista, but rest assured you Teutonic Brothers shall aid you.
>>76359428
But of course! I have to finish off zhe Brown Menace first.
is the op killed?
>>76359539
No, but you will be soon, lying paco.
To the West, For the Empire!!
>>76359539
Nah, just give it time.
>>76359428
I'm only gonna make this offer once EU
I'm gonna take all of Oregon, if you fuck off I won't snuff you out of Washington
@Great Plains Republic
If start fucking with Prussia that'd be just chipper
>>76358544
Will you be hosting another game after this?
Someone fucking help me
I tried to eliminate AFK nations/nations fucked beyond any and all belief to clean this up, although I'm still confused. someone tell me what the fuck is going on. Point out my biggest mistakes and I will fix.
>>76359745
>roll to take WV, MD, and DE
>>76359745
fill in alabama
>>76359701
>>76358735
Don't listen to him, we will prevail.
He has his back to the water, and a three pronged assault on the horizon. He is scared, weak, and trying to weasel out of it.
Untermensch are despicable.
>>76359745
I've taken control of the land of the Golden Wall
>>76359745
Keep on taking New Mexico, do whatever I have to do to get it.
>>76359745
Attack the Meme Caliphate. Zhe Teutonic Knights vill stay supreme!
>>76359745
Fill Indiana, go around the river in Ohio.
>>76359745
Great Lakes Republic > Upper Peninsula, Michigan
>>76359745
Roll to fill empty Nevada spaces, fill idaho with spill
>>76359890 >>76359745
Bonus is +3
>>76359745
Fill in more of Canada
>>76359745
you done fucked I am out.
plus you take too long to update, next time take as a rule that only the post answering the latest update will be counted as roll or else you'll be a mess.
I'll see you faggot on the next one this isn't over
>>76359745
illinois budy
>>76359745
>ATTACK OREGON, THEN ATTACK THE NAZIS, CLEAR IT OUT, EXPAND INTO NEVADA AND CLEAR OUT PRUSSIANS AS WELL IF SPILLS
OUT OUT OUT
I HAVE BEEN TOLD THAT AS WE CAPTURE MORE AND MORE OF HIS MEN THE DUNGEON MONSTERS HAVE BECOME UNRULY AND AGITATED
I CAN ONLY ASSUME THEY NEED TO BE FED EVEN MORE POW'S
[MUFFLED IT AINT ME IN THE DISTANCE]
>>76359847
I will show you the true meaning of weak after I expand into Oregon then you
>>76359745
I didn't say to fill New Mexico just Texas and the Great plains Republic didn't go into Texas.
Also Annex Texas
>>76359994
adios amigo. don't drown in the rio grande on your way back.
>>76360020
Your only ally has been snuffed out by the Teutonic Knights. Enjoy your meme sorcery, it is not true meme magic. You are a pretender.
>>76359745
Attack the meme caliphate
The SS is being deployed.
>>76359995
nice 5 digit palyndrome spill into wisconson
>>76359745 op you better get this get
>>76359745
Please add 24 provinces OP to this CURRENT ROLL, OP, I don't mean to complain but you missed a perfectly legitimate roll with nothing wrong with it. So the amount of territories you give me here will be equal to the last number/s of my post PLUS the 24 you missed last time. Please OP. Right this now so I don't have to write a message like this every tim.
>>76360174
Alright, so it's 24 + 18 = 42 provinces in total. Spill that into Virginia. Thank you OP.
>>76360147
you are a weak, tiny, irradiated country-let
even if I were to be snuffed out, I would surely take you with me long before the day ever occurs
keep holding onto your precious unorganized tile cluster and big talk
>>76360148
Brother I am hoping my roll fills to the border to attack them with you. We will bring the Meme Caliph down.
>>76359745
Can people still join?
>>76360306
The success of my brothers is more important to me than your pretender caliphate
>>76360390
you are nothing to them but a pawn
if you'd ever wielded real power you'd know how they look upon you
>>76360695
damn
>>76360695
You think I am in this for it all? No, Caliph, I am merely in it for the dream of a pure white nation.
The wetbacks are dead, and soon you will be too.
>>76359745
If I can still join
>Scorpiongirl Republic
>Brown
>Arizona
Begin the conquering of Arizona.
is OP alive?
>>76360785
because of your incompetence at fighting Mexicans it will remain just that, a dream
>>76360931
I don't think you can. I think we're full.
Anyone want to help OP?
>>76361011
Any one of my Teutonic brothers can carry the mantle, If I can just rid the nation of one degenerate race at a time, I am happy.
Your number is up, Caliph, and you will be done.
>>76361106
I'll step up to do it if he doesn't show up in the next 5 minutes
>>76358544
FUCK
Fucking Cuckajuns invading my Alabama, defiling her with their awful gumbo
>>76360037
You kinda can't, there's a river blocking you...
>>76361106
Yes, for the love of God, someone please help me, this is confusing. Someone list the afk'ers, or something
>Fill WV MD and DE
>>76361239
are you kidding me Bama was always french clay
>>76361192
He's here I'm pretty sure he is just fixing all his mistakes right now which is why it takins so long
>>76361246
ATTACK THE MEME CALIPHATE! BLITZ THEM INTO SUBMISSION!
>>76361246
>>76360931
Hey OP?
If I can join, fill Arizona.
>>76361246
Attack the meme caliphate.
>>76361246
fill the bottom half of bamma
>>76361246
Attack zhe Meme Caliphate.
We Teutonic Knights ALWAYS stay together!
>>76361299
Louisiana is shaped like an "L" because even Congress knew it was filled with nothing but losers
>>76361246
Take all of New Mexico, however is necessary. After that spills go to Arizona
>>76361246
Fill Indiana, then Ohio.
>>76361246
Rest of Virginia.
>>76361415
m8 New France was the shit
>>76361394
>>76361355
My Aryans! Let's fuck this Untermensch up.
>>76361246
>>76359599
I getted dubs :D
>>76361106
I crossed two river i think i can cross another one.
Annex Texas
>>76361246
POINTS TO PUSHING THAT BLUE NIGGER OUT OF THE SOUTH OF ME, THEN DEFENSE
I CALL UPON THE HIGH PRIESTESSES OF MEME MAGIC TO BLESS ME WITH A CHECKABLE ROLL, AND TO MAKE KEKS WILL TRULY KNOWN TO THOSE UNCHIVALROUS HERETICS
>>76361422
Those dubs. Praise Kek!
>>76361355
Also, nice dubs, you should be gaining a bit back
>>76361246
fill wisconsin then head to minnesota dude
>>76361470
Sorry wrong person >>76361106
>>76361246
The message was for Op
>>76361520
The SS has been trained, and is now stronger. Together we will finish the Meme Caliphate.
>>76361474
Oh, ja, jou pushed me out of Cali. Hovever, the three of us vill vipe jou out.
>>76361474
Your meme sorcery is unable to save you now.
We have real meme magic on our side >>76361355
>>76361616
...FU--
>>76361616
checked
>>76361463
trump come into Alabama and there will be hell
>>76361587
Alliance?
>>76361246
Back, the Mennonite Kingdom actually became a thing? Sorry guys, I thought I wasn't part of the game and left before I realized I was playing.
>>76362020
Vell, if jou're playing, do you vant to become a Teutonic Knight? It'll help jou, since jou came so late.
>>76361988
ugh why you got to be a jew though i can't trust you jews with jews you lose is what they say sorry no alliance but i wont attack unless provoked
OP?
>>76362020
>>76362300
don't believe their lies
kek wills the meme caliphate to endure and overcome
these weaklings parasitically feed off the blue one
what will become of their alliance when American Imperialists, Plains Republic, and Central Redux decide they want blue clay?
It's an abstract kind of HELL
>Take those states, head through Ontario
>>76362443
into Tennessee defend if attacked
>>76362340
Goy, my thinking is simple and with no trickery. I need a northern bullwark against those threatening my interests in the South- you need a southern bullwark protecting your northern interests. I have no interest in the direction you're headed, but I'll tell you, France has a historical claim to your lands in Illinois, Iowa, and beyond.
With Jews, this time you win.
>>76362020
>>76362441
The meme caliphate is scared now that he is fighting 3 battles at once. Join the Teutonic Knights.
Fill Minnesota
>>76362443
*PUTS ON NIGHTMARE VISION GOGGLES*
I HAVE WAITED FOR THIS MOMENT
I WILL OPEN THE IRON GATES OF THE DUNGEONS, FREEING ALL MANNER OF UNHOLY BEATS, STRONG FROM FEEDING ON WHITE FLESH FROM THE HEATHENS TERRITORIES
DEFEND AGAINST ALL THREATS THEN RECLAIM CALIFORNIA CLAY AND PUSH INTO ARIZONA
>>76362556
I'll ally with you I guess, then.
>>76362443
What the hell OP?
Take all of New Mexico, then spills go to taking Arizona
>>76362443
>>76362539
this roll is for the rest of Virginia. It's a 9, so 28 provinces.
>>76362443
CONTINUE THE BLITZKRIEG ON THE MEME CALIPHATE
SET FIRE TO THE RAREST AND SPICIEST OF THEIR MEMES
>>76362443
Invade Meme Caliphate. Leave no trace.
SS dogs are being deployed.
>>76362443
ATTACK THE MEME CALIPHATE! SIEG HEIL
>>76362610
do me a solid and start fucking with the Prussians
>>76362443
Fill Ohio.
>>76362644
>>76362622
TEUTONIC DUB POWER
PROOF THAT THE MEME CALIPHATE IS NOT TRULY FUELED BY MEME MAGIC
>>76362539
your sweet talking silver toungue will be the end of you i hope the french rape your greedy ass the central redux is for a pure america without the jew
>>76362666
Thank fuck it was wasted.
>>76362610
>>76362443
Defend against all attacks too>>76362580
Want to be allies? Just let me keep Arizona my caliph
>>76362639
Looks like Meme Caliphate's got quite a few enemies.
>>76362610
The meme caliphate is attempting to invade your lands of arizona. do not trust them.
>>76362677
Spill into Tennessee.
>>76362443
take minnesota
>>76362677
Hey Fuck, wanna ally?
Filling Minnesota is my main priority.
does any one remember france?
>>76362708
Dogs are effective! Sieg heil
>>76362780
I'm already a Teutonic Knight.
>>76362854
Ah, my apologies.
>>76362443
WHY Do you keep doing this i crossed two river Before this And i never asked to Fill New Mexico. NOW FINALLY ANNEX TEXAS LIKE I SHOULD HAVE DONE TWO TURNS AGO.
>>76362837
I do <3 Any operations you have planned? Anything I can help?
>>76362903
we are just peaceful furtrappers and plantation workers we aint the fighten type
any one want to start buying sugar cain or beaver furs?
>>76363163
can i buy your women
>>76363163
Do jou have vurst und beer?
Can someone help OP? It's taking a while and im getting tired
>>76363163
No but I'll take some of your finest niggers.
Somethings probably fucked. Whatever. Rolling for more Canadian land
>>76363334
fill in Tennesse
>>76363334
FINISH THE MEME CALIPHATE! SIEG HEIL
>>76363334
Fill Ohio, then go into Missouri
>>76362896
Done, will be in next update
>>76363334
SPILL INTO NORTH DAKOTA REEEEEEEEE
>>76363412
I can't finish them off for you :(
>>76363334
Hey Spurdo, can I be added to the Cuckada/Spurdo alliance? I don't have any interests north of Kentucky.
Roll to fill rest of Virginia, spill into Tennessee.
>>76363334
Finish off zhe shit Memes, then move onto Vyoming!
>>76363263
ive got just the nigger for you kind sir!
>>76363334
Fill Idaho, spill into montana if needed.
>>76363334
IS IT POSSIBLE KEK IS A WHITE NATIONALIST?
I CALL UPON KEK TO SMITE THESE USURPERS, IF KEK IS TRULY WITH ME HE WILL BLESS ME WITH A CHECKABLE GET
IF NOT, I AM TRULY A FALSE GOD WORTHY OF WHATEVER FATE BECOMES ME
PRAISE KEK
Great Plains, you should attack the Meme caliphate. They will be finished in a few rounds, you can help make their deaths quicker.
>>76363334
Take Arizona, through whatever means necessary, if I invade someone, let that person know it's no war.
Then use spills to go to Sonora
>>76363448
fill into ND i'll go over to michigan but i am taking minnesota when you get out
>>76363334
fill into michigan
>>76363534
I will don't worry
>>76363602
>>76363490
Yeah sure
>>76363490
Isreal give me Tennesse i swear
>>76363529
You have been shown to be a fraud, Caliph. Abdicate your throne of lies.
>>76363490
Isreal you better leave Tennesse alone
>>76363334
Fill Oklahoma
>>76363707
YES THANK YOU WITH JEWS YOU WIN AND DON'T FORGET IT.
>>76363729
>>76363853
So, I'll give you Tennessee if we can split Florida and I get Georgia. Deal? Also this means we both go to war with Trump. Like right now.
>>76363904
ally are you prepared for operation Lyon?
>>76363912
that is fine as long as i get the gulf coast of florida
>>76363704
sorry but its manifest destiny for me to control the center states
>>76363938
Yeah next Turn i am getting my Texas Bonus of 10 so yes i am ready.
>>76363574
Plains allys are you ready for Operation Lyon
>>76363975
Fine with me!
>>76363992
>>76363975
What is Operation Lyon? How can I help?
>>76363334
So change my land spill into Georgia.
Alright, the Israeli Spurdo Cuck Alliance has been established. The war rages on over on the West Coast.
>Invade Michigan
Hey, Israel, do you mind if I temporarily beeline through your territory to gget that piece of West Virginia next turn?
>>76364091
finish taking Tennessee and attack gulf coast of Florida
>>76364091
Attack the Meme Caliphate.
what nations are apart of the Knightood?
>>76364091
Finish off zhe Memes. Any spills go to Vyoming!
>>76364091
No problem, but you forgot the 30 provinces. Spill them into Georgia. This roll is to attack Trump.
>>76364091
Fill Idaho, spill into wyoming if needed.
>>76364091
Fill southern Missouri, then expand into whatever state is west of Missouri.
>>76364091
fill michigan
Fill North Dakota.
>>76364091
OP LOOK HERE AND VERY CLOSELY
You didn't add my roll from last time!!!>>76363574
I should have the Arizona bonus now. So assuming Arizona is fill, keep filling Sonora and spills go to attacking the Caliphate
>>76364186
would also like to know this
>>76364186
So France what do i need to for Operation Lyon
>>76364186
Me, Nazi Idaho, American Caliphate, Mennonite Kingdom and Central Redux!
>>76364290
>>76364324
https://chatstep.com/#Operationlyon
come to this chat room allies
>>76364326
You've forgotten me.
>>76364091
Great Lakes Republic > Central Redux, pushing them out of the UP
>>76364489
And Fuck, too!
>>76364527
Jou don't vant to do that.
>>76364571
>>76364527
I will begin the slow march towards central redux to aid them militarily
Seems like meme caliphate has surrendered.
>>76364527
who are you
>>76364663
I was just about to say that. Meme Caliph, have you taken my suggestion of abdication to heart?
It is time for me to go, friends.
All my land go to idaho please
if theres a risk tomorrow i might play
Goodnight Sweet Prince
>Beeline through Virginia to get to South West Virginia spills go to defence
>>76364650
Is it alright if I take Montana?
>>76364804
You are too generous, the Idaho Nazis will stand strong.
>>76364855
Hurr, I'm fucking retarded. Also, attack michigan with those dank doubles
>>76364804
We send you down to your tomb, old pal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQ6SRBHXseY
>>76364862
I do, for now.
>>76364855
>>76364899
Double the digits and double the stupidity, here's the map, guys
>>76364899
>>76364894
Quitceding isn't allowed read the rules
>>76364804
GG! We'll give you the highest honour a Teutonic Knight can have: your own place at a round table!
>>76364976
Take Tennessee.
Fill North Dakota.
>>76364976
attack yellow
>>76364976
Fill Vyoming!
>>76364976
Fill Montana
>>76364976
Continue grabbing in Georgia.
>>76364976
attack new france
>>76365058
>>76364976
from kentucky
>>76365123
>>76364976
I rolled a 0 last time and should have more territory then I do and you didn't include my roll that you missed before that >>76364290
Finish Arizona and attack Prussia, defend against all attacks
>>76364976
spurdo want to fight fuck with us?
>>76365241
I let you know beforehand.>>76364929
>>76364976
Attack Prussia
>>76365087
You best attack France's cuck (Great plains) before it's too late.
>>76365127
isreal want to join the war against fuck?
>>76365250
Here ve go.
>>76365413
Good luck, Teutonic brother!
>>76365413
>>76365482
may god be with us all
>>76365482
Montana is mine, nigger.
Roll for filling out Florida and continuing North
>>76364976
Can I cede my Missouri tiles to Central redux?
>>76365565
Sir, would you dare tread upon a Teutonic Brother's claim?
>>76364976
>tfw when Prussia isn't even defending
Big gains I'm seeing, big gains
>>76365714
Check next turn. I'll be there.
>>76365701
Fuck it, I'll go south then.
>>76365815
Good, I wouldn't want anything to come between our two fair nations. I see a prosperous future between us two.
>>76365673
You won't have a hard time against France or the Jews, they're busy fighting me and Central.
>>76365284
Sure lads, I could use some Clay.
>Fill WV
>ATTACK FUCK
Cuckada, you still here? I'm gonna take your clay if not.
>>76365859
I'm not much of a socialist, but if you give me some modern technology, our kingdom will hopefully survive better in these times of need. (They say that the wheel is the devil's tool)
>>76365973
Fill Montana, spill into ND if need be
Fill North Dakota.
>>76365973
> you cant b line like that redux
attack from arkansas take land there and kentucky
>>76365973
Attack the Plains Republic.
>>76366057
You fucking nigger.
>>76365973
Roll once more to push out Jewish Menace
>>76365973
Here here, let it be known that the Jews are also at war with the fucking Knights. We will wipe the floor with their goy brains. That's a promise.
But I'm focusing on Florida, attack Trump along the East coast.
>>76365973
attack new french
>>76366103
We said nothing about ND, plus it is nothing more than a spill over.
We in the Teutonic Knights share plenty of land, look at the west!
>>76365973
op you cant B line like that they shouldnt be able to attack me
>>76365973
Why did France gain so much when we rolled the SAME FUCKING NUMBER? Somethings FUCKY with your maths.
>>76365973
Keep on attacking to get Nevada and keep on attacking Prussia, mainly in Utah
Defend against all attacks
>>76366097
Gilbert, how are you doing? What happened?
>>76365973
Hey Op last i said Attack Prussia you didn't Fill anything.
Now this turn Keep attacking Prussia
>>76366162
If we want to rid ourselves of the enemy, we're gonna have to be strong enough. If we're fighting each other, then we'll go nowhere.
>>76366141
yo op thats a 3d pali that i got make sure you count it
>>76366240
It seems I'm getting ganged up on.
>>76366318
you shouldnt be allowed to attack me you B lined
>>76366307
>Mennonite Kingdom (Allied with Teutonic Knights) !r4lHnPU.BU (ID: oCBN7SlJ) 06/07/16(Tue)01:59:19 No.76366307 ▶
>>>76366162 (You)
>If we want to rid ourselves of the enemy, we're gonna have to be strong enough. If we're fighting each other, then we'll go nowhere.
We are not fighting eachother, brother.
All I have seen is aggression from your side. Be at peace with your Teutonic brothers.
>>76365973
Take back Kentucky.
>>76366337
Next roll I will be at your service, I used my last one without knowing what happened.
Is it just Great Plains?
>>76366426
Great Plains and Imperialist America. I bet ve'll win!
>>76366381
I suppose I've been aggressive, apart from the joking banter, like "you fucking nigger". I just don't see myself going anywhere if I don't have nearly as enough land as everyone else. I'll end up like the Great Lakes.
>>76366512
We shall, who can we call on to attack imperialists?
>>76366544
Fuck and Central Redux.
>>76366520
I fear your best course of action is to go east if possible by any means. But that would mean breaking a Teutonic Truce.
I will not give any advice on this.
>>76366617
Call upon them to aid you! As will I!
