So Christians have been trying to prove their religion for 2000 years, please, what have you found?
You see this a lot I know but it's still relevant.
Shit thread
>>76354644
omg it's real :0
Seek and ye shall find, all knowledge will be given up and every eye shall see the lord
>>76354644
Have you even heard the good news bro?
>>76354965
>>76355034
>God uses fear (believe or suffer forever) to inspire belief
>God wipes out entire cities for defying him
Wouldn't it make more sense that the good guy is the one that accepts everyone, and not the one that sends unbelievers to eternal suffering?
Praise Kek
>>76354644
so, who's the one who's gonna knock on my door?
>>76354644
Do you believe in the flying spaghetti monster?
>>76355306
Some guy wearing black. That part of the movie is surprisingly accurate. There won't be any gun battles or anything crazy like that. He'll just move you to a place where they can disconnect you from the matrix.
Pretty easy shit, give it a try.
>>76355306
+1 (800) 225-5324
+1 (800) CAL-LFBI
CALL FBI
>>76354644
That phone number is to the Boston FBI shit-for-brains
>>76355270
>unbelievers
There's a difference between not believing and rejecting. After you reject God he leaves you to your sin.
>>76354644
>actually wanting to dial out of the matrix
>when everything is simply downhill from there
literally why would you do that?
>>76355306
Emperor Donald's Wall Construction Agency. You've just volunteered!
It's not the best job, seeing as you have to both build the Wall and pay for it yourself, but I feel like it's a job that really suits you.
>>76355630
Uh oh, am I in trouble?
>>76355679
I live in Boston... are they really gonna come?
>>76356178
At least I have a cool id
>>76355828
We can build it. We have the technology.
>>76356269
If you build it... they will come.
>>76355701
>300-odd prophecies Jesus fulfilled
Too bad he didn't fulfill his own prophecy. Y'know, the most important one - about his second coming.
"There are some of those who are standing here who will not taste death until they see the Son of Man coming in His kingdom." Matthew 16:24
"This generation will not pass away until all these things take place." Matthew 24:34
"This generation will not pass away until all these things take place" Mark 13:30
"This generation will not pass away until all things take place." Luke 21:32
There are a couple more but I can't remember where they are right offhand, but this should suffice.
The most important prophecy in Xianity failed. He didn't return when he said he was going to. End of the fucking story. Undeniably. Indisputably. In black and fucking white.
It's not about rejecting when your religion is bullshit. It's about believing in a world not ruled by magic sky fairies or cosmic jew zombies.
>>76354644
That's the number I call to report illegals.
>>76356178
You cant jack out of the matrix if its not a landline, and besides you are supposed to call an operator, not an actual phone number? Have you even watched the matrix?
>>76354644
Dead sea scrolls and the red sea was parted
>>76356793
>le second coming hasn't happened maymay
Off yourself autist
>>76354644
>put phone in front of face for camera hacking and man at door will have no whites in his eyes and Satan will own your soul and they will play with your bum
bender is right , we are the only gods. if we don't do stuff then it will never happen.
aight, now I am an orthodox Christian, who really really likes his culture and takes part in it regularly (hell I even have stuff like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncckxAjp8uY in my music folder), and also have a 12 years formal education in (orthodox) Christianity (it's a secondary thing to me, I am also a certified electronic technician and also studying computers at uni)
here's a thing I really really dislike about Christianity (in general): it glorifies weakness
turn the other cheek, kiss the feet, yada yada
this is seriously retarded and impractical, Christianity without this would be fucking amazing, I mean just imagine a full on 24/7 crusader states popping up all over the place, but it also all being moderate and secular and mostly cultural and church being separated from state affairs and science unrestricted
I honestly think Rome went to shit partly because of Christianity and the entire forgiving aspect of the doctrine
>>76355630
>>76355679
holy shit
you're saying the fbi are the ones who get you out of the matrix? i never would have suspected.
>>76354644
dont do this it makes mustard gas
>>76354644
Christianity is less of religion and more of a moral compass, like Buddhism or Murphy's Law.
It's, however, the least retarded out of all the religions. Catholics, Mormons, Jews, Muslims, etc might as well be the same crazy wacko bullshit religion.
Prove me wrong.
>>76357466
Rome went to shit because of of the Catholic hypocrisy, not Christianity.
Pope is Catholic after all.
>>76357996
still, christianity is the white guilt of old cultures, while everyone else is putting their interests and survival first, christianity is going full multiculti leftist thing
crusades should never stop, make christianity great again!!!!!
>>76354644
I proved it
>>76354644
Would you look at that
>>76354644
we arent trying to prove it, it was proved 2000 years ago, that why we are still here
>>76355270
>God wipes out entire cities for defying him
God destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah because they were filled with a bunch of violent rapists beyond saving
>yo dawg we see those two guests you got
>bring em out so we can fuck em in the ass
>except lol angels and now you're blind
>angels were judges
>now yall dun fucked up
>>76354644
Screw this thread, where can I find more of the OP's 2d grill?
>>76354644
The agents are chasing me. I think I lost them for now. Will I still be able to get out of the matrix or do I need to start over since I've moved quite a bit from where I placed the call?
The fbi is pretty based
>>76354644
>So Christians have been trying to prove their religion for 2000 years
No, Christians have been cursing the day they were born since they first had to kill a creature to remain obedient to God.
God proves himself.
>>76354644
>1800-CALL-FBI
Holy kek. Yeah, you're gonna get a knock on the door, alright.
>>76354644
WEW guys it's so fuckingreal
Morpheus is with me right now1
>>76358876
wow I know this is b8 but I'm gonna take it
>I'll take logical fallacies for $200 alex
"What is the burden of proof"
Also prove the invisible flying unicorn doesn't exist.
>>76354644
>>76360408
God fucking damn it. I was trying to drink when I read this.
It's not even that funny, now I've probably broken my keyboard again.
Reminder that tippers are second class people
>>76354644
Great I did this and now Hugo Weaving is at my house and he wants to kick my ass. Thanks.
>>76362269
Reminder Christians are literal cucks for kikes.
>a fucking leaf
