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It is even modest enough to fit inside your cuck-shed for storage!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szgDUFR8Yas
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>>76332101
The UK beat us to it, behold Constable Cuck
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>>76332749
oh my, KEK!
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>>76332101
Whoa there laddie, going 20kph in a 10kph zone, thats a ticket!
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>>76332101
All memeing aside, more bikes should be recumbent and have more of actual seat. Those shitty banana seats putting all that pressure on your perineum (bits between your balls and ass) is terrible for the health of your dick.
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this looks fine to me
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i cant think of a more cucked police that the brits. how could one even be so stupid to do this job without a pistol? they must enjoy that paki dick
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>>76332101
It looks cool though
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>>76333030
>britcucks
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why do swedes talk like they are always asking a question?
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Seem pretty fun to drive
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>>76332101

that thing looks like it fucking owns if you're trying to live without a car
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All cuck memes assigned, this is actually a very neat idea, especially since its for more rural areas like in northern sweden. Looks comfy t b h
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>>76332101
perfect for taking your wife and her son on a sunday drive
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>>76332101
Oh shut up, it looks cozy
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The trouble with having one is in America if its popular enough the government will figure out a way to make you pay taxes and a license on it. The jew loves to tax things.
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>>76332101
Honestly it's not a bad design, I would personally thou pit much larger engine inside and more batteries. Problem is that it only works in safe communities, ptherwise niggas gonna steal that shit, and I ain't moving ot back and forth it from cuckshed everytimenI want to use it. Lot's of uselss stuff within it too...
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>>76332101

the idea isn't so bad, but the design is goofy as fuck.

The problem with green energy is the people investing in it are terrible designers and create ugly shit nobody would be caught dead using.
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>>76332101
That looks pretty neat though.
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>>76332749
>>76333030

I can't think of a single situation where this mememobile would be more useful than a pushbike.
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I want one in black.
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>>76333608
I would prefer one that's just a covered bicycle as thin in width as possible, maybe on 2 wheels, so I could ride it to school and back (8-9 km each way) in any weather oh wait nevermind I have a mountain bike with street tires and a raincoat i can go anywhere already without some stupid SHIT.
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>>76332101
You invent something, faggot
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looks comfy as fuck yo

them dick locks that cucks be wearing dont look comfy at all senpai
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>>76332101
so, it's named that because it's great for families that can only afford one vehicle and being the chivalrous man, he lets his wife and her son drive the one car.
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This thing just makes me think of The Pagemaster. Only instead of the paintings dripping away into paint dragon monsters, it's a sea of dark cocks that form mudslimes.
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>>76332101
This thing is an awesome replacement for a velomobile, it looks fun and practical.
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looks pretty neato desu
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>>76332101
If you get in an accident with that thing you are beyond dead
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>>76332101
Still room for improvement by adding something extra.
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>>76332101
looks pretty comfy
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Smash that mf (you) button if you want me to make a webm of the cuckmobile drifting into frame, but with a Bernie logo on it.
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This is degeneracy
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>>76332749
You're walking to the pub and this bloke rolls up and slaps your girls ass and does a sick 180 handbrake drift and tells you to get a life. What do?
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>>76332101
Shit dude I must be a cuck because I would love something like this if it looked less like a short car and more like a tall bike with a roof.
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>>76335781
I'd buy one
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>>76335983
If you have the time, I'd get a kick out of it.
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>>76335983
Pls do
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>>76333353

It's called up talking, and a lot of American millenials do it too. Drives me up the fucking wall along with "literally."
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>>76332101
Not gonna lie, that thing looks pretty comfy.
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>>76332101
The idea's good you fuck.
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>>76332749
just when you thought that nothing could beat the Segways
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>>76332749

UK police, always good for a laugh.
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>>76338446
How tall are you? I'm 193cm, that thing would kill me.
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>>76338831
>is japanese
>6 foot 3
lol
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>Are you winning, Bull?
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It looks pretty fun though. Its almost like an adult green-machine with a padded seat and a small trunk.
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Im not really into polygamy myself

Have you even heard the good news bro?
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>>76332101
Why did they have to make it look so fucking retarded? At least make it look like a cool aerodynamic pod racing thing. But no, it has to look like you're driving a shoe.
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>>76332101
>Sweden
>>76332749
>ETERNAL
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>>76332101
That's cool, I want one.
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Looks very comfy desu senpai
Perfect to use in some remote place
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>>76332101
That actually looks pretty cool. But I'd rather get a Vespa.
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>>76344221
Motorcycles are worse pollluters than cars scumbag
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>>76333762
You need a king size mars bar from the 24 hour garage but its pissing down, you're drunk, & the dog ate your mud guard.
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>>76332101
It would be fun to put a little weed eater motor on there
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>>76344334
not the gay ones. vespa gets 117mpg. if there is a good electronic motorcycle let me know
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>>76332101
slap a scooter motor on there and you have a garage shelf backup car.
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>>76333111
that is why you roll your hips under and sit more on your butthole and coccyx.
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>>76335479
it's a bicycle, if you get in an accident on a bicycle you are beyond dead too, so stop being suck a pussy and pedal your wife's son around in it.
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>>76332101
That's a neat invention. Still not nearly as capable as a gas-powered car, but then again, it is intended to be more of a weather-proof bicycle.

This one native Swede has made more positive contributions to Sweden than every third-world immigrant in Sweden combined.
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gibs me dat
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>>76332749
OP is funnier though
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>>76333030
Ok that's breddy kekworthy
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>>76332101
i mean, if it had an actual engine it would be dumb as fuck but because it's a bike, it's kinda cool....although would much rather prefer just a road bike
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>>76346552

what are ebike motors
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>>76346909
oh shoot sorry.....so it's actually motorized in youtube vid? as said before, id still rather prefer just a road bike
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>>76332101

It's AWD, electric, and he built it himself. I think its probably you who's the cuck who's probably never built anything in his life.
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>>76332101
thats a cuckshed on wheel
nah, i think its pretty cool
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What is it called when you go higher pitch at the end of your sentences?
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>>76337671
apparently we do it too?
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>>76332101
ok cuckmobile jokes aside this thing looks fun as fuck
That said, I'm glad our police don't use these like the bongs
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>>76347386
inclination?
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>>76332749
>999
So it turns into satan when it gets hit by a car
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>>76347386

InflectiON?
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>>76332101
>average British car
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>>76344334
Wew lad
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>>76332101
GET A CAR YOU BROKE ASS FAGGOTS!
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>>76347386
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_rising_terminal
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