A Muslim walks into a bar. 34 dead, 12 wounded.
What's the difference between an American and a Canadian?
A Canadian not only has a sense of humour but can also spell it.
>>76320406
Q: How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?
A: None
must be in europe not texas.
>>76320595
What's the difference between a joke and two dicks?
You can't take a joke.
>>76319939
what's the difference between a muslim and a kuffar?
allahuakbar
Why don't Jews fill up there tanks?
They're afraid of gas stations
Credit to AW
What do you call a black woman who gets an abortion?
A crime fighter.
>>76319939
How do you fit 25 Jews in a car?
Two in the front seats, three in the back seat and 20 in the ashtray.
>>76320842
Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Ireland?
A: He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
>>76319939
A muslim walks into a bar.
The rest of the madrassa refuses to duck, also.
>>76319939
the uk
>>76319939
Q: How many jews can you fit in a VW Beetle? A: 5, two in the front, two in the back and zero in the ashtray because holocaust never happened
>>76322596
haha, so funny I spilled my kraut.
>>76322416
Kek
>>76319939
A Bektashi was praying in the mosque. While those around him were praying "May God grant me faith," he muttered "May God grant me plenty of wine." The imam heard him and asked angrily why instead of asking for faith like everyone else, he was asking God for something sinful. The Bektashi replied, "Well, everyone asks for what they don't have."
NB: The Bektashis are a Muslim sect from Albania.
>>76319939
Any form of bantz have been outlawed here because it might offend someone.
