Well why /pol/?
Try asking /his/ expect a shitstorm though.
Unless there is already a hate-thread over there.
To answer /pol/'s side well.. Something something leftiest, something something dicks in cereal.
>>76318585
Well shit, #ImWithHer now.
I just hate his pop-culture history.
If you're going to do educational videos, at least do basic research'
>>76318585
He likes dicks in his cheerios.
>>76318585
i dont know anything about him but he looks like a self hating jew or a self hating nordic who wants to just cut his dick off for niggers to cuck his family.
this is from an alpha male living in LA who bangs 10/10s on the regular who isn't a nigger lol
>>76318928
>dicks in cereal.
What do you mean by that?
Oversimplifies history.
Leftist agenda that shines through his presentation of subjects that should easily be objectively presentable.
Literally thinks he's a bowl of breakfast cereal.
Typical nu-male.
>>76318585
He only speaks in cereal analogies.
>>76318585
(((Green)))
You know, John gets a lot of hate for having a liberal bias, but when you think about, life has a liberal bias. If you think otherwise you might be more than a little inexperienced with, you know, life.
>>76307695>>76318585
He's a typical lefty pseudo intellectual. Nothing really special 2bh
>>76318585
Try asking lit
Everyone hates John Green
He's the epitome of the numale sjw millenial
>>76319236
underrated post
LMAO
>>76319291
>this is from an alpha male living in LA who bangs 10/10s on the regular who isn't a nigger lol
The autism.
>>76318585
That's literally just a photograph of Edward Snowden
He makes 'objective fact videos' in which he pushes his leftest ideas to children, in order to indoctrinate them, making them think that 'smart people think like this lol XDDD'.
He's a pretentious faggot cuck who likes eating cock flavored Cheerios.
>>76318585
He's 10 times worse than any social justice blogger out there. See people like Anita Sarkeesian and Lacy Green--they just say unpopular shit, they don't have any control over anything.
John Green, that piece of garbage fucking human pile of dogshit. His videos literally get played in morning classrooms all around America. Kids actually watch his videos as a form of studying. The dude is slowly but surely indoctrinating our youth with his own values and agenda. He is re-writing history while doing it.
Personally if this was my world. I'd set that man to hang from the gallows. But it's not my world.
>>76319796
This. He even brags about his wife leaving him and then coming back to him after he made a ton of money.
>>76319729
rare
>>76319667
You know i think the problem is that no one has ever punched him in the face before
He's never experienced pain from physical violence
>>76319667
Then explain why mostly old people run conservative.
>>76319729
R A R E ITS
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>>76319667
>life has a liberal bias
No. Life follows strict rules. Nature follows strict rules, Physics follow strict rules. Degenerate units die. Strong units survive.
>>76319729
Obligatory "let's look at the rare flag post" post.
someone should edit every single anti-white or negative thing about Europeans he says in his history series and make it one long continuous clip.
>>76318585
"The Renaissance never happened"
-John "the cuck" Green
>>76318585
He seems to be a brilliant, nice person.
No one hates him. Why would you hate a man who made you laugh and cry within 20 minutes of each other.
But he seems to not understand pairbonding.
And why women who have had more than 5 lovers are worthless.
There is a video out there somewhere equating a woman having had a lot of sex with her also eating cereal.
>>76318585
he is a literal cuck
>>76319291
>this is from an alpha male living in LA who bangs 10/10s on the regular
Literally watching his brother's videos on Philosophy now
It's all right, he's fairly neutral, because he's an autistic STEM fag at heart
>>76320350
-John "Mongols were GOAT empire of all time, complete ubermensch" Green
>>76319729
ooh Rare Bear
>The mongols were the most sophisticated gentle giants to have ever roamed Eurasia, they were super nice to everyone and allowed the poeple they conquered to practice their religion, contrary to popular depiction
>European civilizations well... They were barbaric and oppresive to everyone. They basically stomped children and puppies, contrary to popular depiction.
Keep in mind this guy is an atheist
>>76318585
C U C K
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>>76318585
He's cucked, but he's not that bad, I liked his history thing on Youtube. Seemed pretty unbiased to me.
>>76318585
> Why does /pol/ hate John Green
You mean John Cuck surely?
>>76319454
>Literally thinks he's a bowl of breakfast cereal.
What?
When I taught at university I used to show his videos and told students to learn the facts if they actually wanted to get something out of it.
The guy makes himself unlikeable to people that can think.
>>76318585
Its more /lit/ and /his/ thing to hate him. The whole crash course thing it too pop agenda driven, and his stories are so cringey even my gf thought they were crap. My gf's favorite movie is Day After Tomorrow, so here standards are incredibly low. Also he has the most cuck like face I could imagine
>>76320875
No, he thinks the men his wife has slept with are breakfast cereal and he just needs to enjoy the crunch.
>>76319328
>>76319509
>>76320854
Define unbiased, because I don't think you know what that word means.
He puts forth subjective content and passes it off as unquestioned, highly quantified, objective fact. This guy has his head so far up his own ass i'm surprised he can breathe.
>>76320344
That'd be copyright infringement.
It's okay to take little bits of other people's videos and post them for criticism, but you can't just lift other people's entire videos and put them on your channel.
>>76319291
Nigga...
>make a game that has a woman in it with semi-revealing clothes
>objectifying women
>comparing women to cheerio brands
>not objectifying women
>>76318585
He's trying trying to replace Zefrank as the token smart quirky youtuber.
RIP Zefrank you suffered a fate worse than death.... A Buzzfeed sell out.
>>76318585
>quick privilege check
How many dicks do you want in your cereal?
He said the Portuguese were basically glorified Pirates in his age of sail video.
Fucking cuck.
>>76321053
His wife is the cereal, he just does not care about the dicks that have been stuck in it. He enjoys cereal in a bowl that has had 47 dicks in it.
>>76319124
he knows more about ancient history than you ever will, mate
>>76321070
>Define unbiased
He shits on every country, ideology and culture equally, felt pretty unbiased to me.
>>76321261
Yeah, he questioned why are Alexander or Phyrrus called "the Great" but not Cleopatra. Fucking wonder why.
>>76321261
>>76320854
It can be enjoyable, but if I want meme based history I come here.
>>76321355
Not if they are nonwhite.
>>76321261
Doubt it tbqh. I bet he just reads a script and writes some barely funny jokes and 'XD so random' references.
>>76320733
What's funny is that while the Mongols were at their most "advanced", culturally and politically, they were most amicable to Buddhism and Christianity, and actively persecuted Islam, even killing the caliph, razing Baghdad and making pyramids of skulls.
The modern post-Mongol pseudo-turkroaches we all know converted to Islam after reverting to the savage barbarians they were before Genghis.
>>76319729
Where the fuck are you from?
>>76321462
That guy looks pretty chill tho.
>>76321462
Uganda
Dan Carlin is a Mongolboo to tbf, and I dont hold that against him to any great extent
>>76319729
Rarerarerare
Thank you for adding to my flag collection, Birdman
>>76321261
Hi John Green, didn't know you browsed /pol/.
At least you're true to his spirit, unsubstantiated claims and worthless assumptions.
>>76321415
>nonwhite
>history
Nice one m8
>>76318585
Allah Akbar!!
>>76318585
why does he like dicks in his cheerios?
>>1249667
Check >>76318585
>mfw there are threads on both /his/ and /lit/ dedicated to shitting on him
There is hope still.
>>76318585
His format works well as a 'baby's first history lesson' kinda thing, but his narrative is sickeningly biased and it's something he rarely acknowledges.
He also genuinely cited Guns, Germs and Steel in a video, which pretty much discredits entirely him by default.
>>76321653
Needs to be edited to say "this machine kills kuffars".
It's also the faggiest slogan ever.
If someone wrote "this machine kills communists/SJWs" on a computer, they'd be fired, attacked by antifa, or something else imposed from above. Best case is being treated like an autistic weirdo.
>>76321653
The computer should say "this machine kills infidels."
>>76321067
This cuck is objectively wrong. It's well known that the more a woman sluts it up the more it reduces her ability to pair bond and be a good wife and mother.
>>76322162
>Not writing it on an M1 rifle
Fault in our stars was pretty shit alright. Too teeny teary for my likey. 5/10
>>76322496
It only sounds legitimate on a gun, probably because the (real) spirit of the right wing is to avoid bluster and speak directly.
Not for us the overuse of the word "literally">
>>76322860
Blatant shit
>>76318585
Because I hate kikes.
>>76319667
Jesus Christ fucking kill yourself
>>76318585
Mr.Green Mr.Green!
why do you like more than one thick cock in your asshole?
Well Me from the past, you are wrong, I like several dicks spliting my anus open while I eat my cereal while a black bulls my wife.
>>76318585
I dislike him because he is whiny and self righteous.
Protip; anyone who has an attitude that portrays their view as being the best and "how could you even consider that this is not the case" is someone who is not deserving of your time.
You are better off finding books on the subject and reading those.
>tl;dr Broaden your horizons with the musings of the many, don't narrow them with the dictations of the few.
>>76319291
>this is from an alpha male living in LA who bangs 10/10s on the regular who isn't a nigger lol
>>76318585
>nationalism is only ok if you are a minority otherwise you are basically hitler and white people aren't a minority in the world so white people can't be nationalist but it's totaly ok if someone who isn't white kills white people in the name of nationalism cause muh colonialism.
the guy is a retard.
We do not hate him, we pitty him.
>>76321261
Doesn't the guy have his hand held the whole show by some shitty history professor from a sixth rate school?
>>76319729
FLAGBALL GO
>>76318585
Same reason /his/ hates him but also because we have a greater stake in the whole cucks taking over the world thing
Anyone got those 4 panel comics of this guy, where it's parodying the cheerios one, except with cuck jokes?
>>76322860
That movie was so fucking stupid. That guy does all that shit to half fuck some chick with cancer, and then just dies.
>>76318585
Because the cuckshit thinks he speaks for me.
le fast talking liberal youtube personality with snarky quips and jabs
>>76319729
Tyrone is that you
>>76324354
It was like he watched million dollar baby and tried to create something even half as soul crushing and still failed . That movie sucked
>>76319729
RARE
cause he is full libtard, who pretends to be non partisan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=it0EYBBl5LI
>all these mental gymnastics
>>76325081
RARE
>>76319667
>when you think about, life has a liberal bias
except. no.
because he likes dicks in his cheerios
>>76320443
women who have had more than 5 lovers worthless?
In what sense are they worhtless
>>76326738
They lose the ability to pairbond, John.
Well....They are worthless as wives, though not worthless as pump and dumps I suppose.
>>76326738
>>76326991
1. Daughters of single mothers.
Often means Daddy issues. And a mother who was dating a lot because Daddy was gone. Daughter grows up dealing with lots of tears and angst from a perpetually ditched Mom. And no good male supervision / role model. Some daughters of single mothers escape this (grandpa strong in her life; or a really good and stable stepfather before her wild years, maybe).
> #2. cutters
> #3. women with tattoos and eccentric piercings
> #4. women who have ever had an eating disorder
2-4 are self explanatory
> #5. Women who have had more than 5 lovers.
Studies have shown that a woman's ability to pairbond drops off significantly if she has had more than this. Which coincidentally matches Grandma's common-sense advice.
> #6. Redheads.
Hands down this one is the most controversial. To me it makes no sense, but I have never a redhead. Also, this probably refers to natural redheads.
> #7. Bi-sexuals.
Fun to sex with. A sheer disaster to marry. No bisex women.
> #8. seems to be often about attention-seeking.
> #9. Weaboos and Wapanese.
Western women who live only to anime and Cosplay and who believe Asian culture to be superior in all ways
> #10. Victim women.
Not referring to women who have been victims, necessarily, but referring to women with a "victim mentality".
Women who need rescuing will carry that need with them from relationship to relationship.
>>76318585
He's a pedophile.
>>76319667
>life has a liberal bias
Since when? I look everywhere and see nothing liberal about this world. Its cruel and evil. It should be treated as such.
>>76326991
naw man, they are not worthless. they are deemed worthless because they are seen unfit. they can still be good wives, partners, friends, whatever. everything else stems from jealousy or something else
>>76318585
Cuckoldry is infection and we need to create a firewall thats why.
>>76327140
REDHEADS?
I love redheads! they are bodacious. yes it's hard. but not impossible. just fill their needs
>>76320443
I would not eat cheerios that someone else came in. That's just disgusting.
>>76318585
Caus he's a SJW
>>76319454
This
>>76327875
LMAO
>>76327729
>>76327729
>>76327729
>>76327729
>>76327729
Pretty to think so, really.
But there actually was a study done, John-from-the-past.
It shows that a woman with several or more lovers loses the ability to pairbond.
>>76327140
I have a GF who was a former cutter, but she claims to be bisexual.
How fucced am i, reddit
>>76328692
Only you can answer that question, anon.
Only you.
But there is no such thing as a former cutter. A cutter told me that. She doesn't cut, but she thinks about it.
Bi girls are a huge red flag.
>>76328692
>>76328892
Also, protip:
A woman who doesn't want to cut but still wants the pain will go get a more socially acceptable tat.
A nice painful tat.
>>76328892
>But there is no such thing as a former cutter. A cutter told me that. She doesn't cut, but she thinks about it.
Eh, IDK maybe. I've tried to help her out of that, not sure if she still thinks about it.
>Bi girls are a huge red flag.
I've always heard this, but I don't know why people say it.
>>76319236
this pretty much kek
>>76319291
>i dont know anything about him but he looks like a self hating jew or a self hating nordic who wants to just cut his dick off for niggers to cuck his family.
That's actually more or less accurate.
>>76328647
yeah, that cereal comparison was terrible
>>76318585
I like watching crash course world history but other then that I have no clue who he is>>76318585
>>76319667
> If you think otherwise you might be more than a little inexperienced with, you know, life.
Where do you knobheads pull this crap from?
>>76321386
Really?
>>76329483
He's a pedophile who likes eating cereal people jizzed in.
>>76321386
Seriously? What a retarded cuck. Cleopatra didn't do jack shit except be a pawn in someone else's game, and who also happened to have a wet hole.
His writing is an even better reason to hate him than his politics
So what exactly makes this cuck qualified to teach history or whatever his videos are about? As I understand it he only possesses a bachelor's of english from some second rate college.
Islam.
>>76321440
Based Mongols.
Its amazing how /his/ /lit/ /pol/ and /tv/ all manage to hate him. All these boards hate each other yet they are united in their hatred for the supreme cuck John Green.
>>76318585
Dropping the red pill on John Green.
Yes, it's exactly as you'd expect.
>>76331458
what a cuck
He's a identity politics obsessed West Coast smug liberal cunt.
and rich as fuck too, just to rub it in
>>76324028
Yes, this guy is a mouth piece that interjects his bias at every possible chance. Who knows, the professor might actually be pretty good, but by the time John Green opens his cock sucker he's guilty by association. Just a thought.
>>76321250
>>76319667
Sheltered life in suburban west countries might have a liberal bias.
99% of the world is red-pilled as fuck.
>>76331458
>it's 56% women and children
So where the fuck are they?
>>76319291
virgin detected
>>76318585
He tried to fuck Cara Delevingne, despite her being a little dyke that's clit buddies with St. Vincent.
>>76321653
ramadan john
>>76327461
>>76329989
If he was, he wouldn't be such a submissive little bitch.
>>76332897
Rumour sauce?
>>76319236
kek
>>76319667
>life has a liberal bias
haha what
>>76319955
>>This. He even brags about his wife leaving him a
He went on a few dates with her and then she came around to him after he made money
>>76333798
It's not much different from passing on a girl, then later asking her out on a date when she loses 100lbs. But John is a fool for thinking it's love that brought her back.
>>76331458
>It's 56% women and children.
Where does he get that statistic? I'm sure that comes from a "unconventional cut of the data".
>>76331458
How can one person be so wrong and still think he is "right", he denies and morphs reality to his ideology and "morals" and yet he calls others "bigots".
Is he mentally ill?
>>76334559
do we not all suffer from narrative bias?
>>76333798
monies. the ultimate aphrodisiac
>>76335185
There is a difference between narrative bias and having your head under the sand.
He is defending an opinion based around facts that are completely wrong, while thinking he is right, this goes beyond narrative bias.
Did anyone in that reddit conversation correct his mistake, or were they banned for "hate speech"?
>>76319729
HELLO KONY
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>>76328892
My gf is bi, but she's a dedicated Christian and says while she can admit to same-sex attraction, she won't ever act on it.
Red flag or nah?
>>76336082
relax bro. there's plenty of fish in the sea. lots of girls turning 18. when you is done with her her, trade her in for a younger model
>>76336212
I'm looking for a traditional relationship, not endless hookups. Go be a degenerate somewhere else
>>76336082
>My gf is bi
you are one lucky guy that is hot as fuck
>>76336082
>My gf is bi,
>she's a dedicated Christian
Pick one
>>76336414
>while she can admit to same-sex attraction, she won't ever act on it
In other words, she put her religion before her sexuality. Learn 2 comprehension
>>76319667
>life has a liberal bias
>>76336368
can do!
>>76336903
>>76336903
Brilliant gif!
>>76321523
>>76325567
COMMON
Can we Counter-signal John Green by calling him a sexist, his cereal metaphors make women into a passive unit to be consumed. IE "Choosing" to be around people for their looks is like choosing cereal based on its color not taste.
He says people but we all recognize that's window dressing women are judged for their looks more often than men so obviously that's what he's referring to.
PS sorry /lit/ is not John Greening currently.
>>76319667
You know, John gets a lot of hate for being a shitty author, but when you think about it, everyone thinks he's a shitty author. If you think otherwise you might be more than a little inexperienced with, you know, reading.
>>76336723
I'm sure that's going to last. Enjoy getting cheated with some chick and her renouncing her religious beliefs.
>>76321216
underrated image
>>76318585
He looks gay but isn't.
>>76318585
Who?
>>76325081
WHY DOES COMMIEFORNIA GET ITS OWN FLAG??
I really don't think of him, but when I do, I think of dicks in cheerios.
John Green is great. Hes probably the only guy who can unite every board in their hatred of him
>pol
Beta Cuck promoting blue pilled feminist degeneracy
>lit
His books are overrated at best yet taught in schools and raved about by hack critics
>his
His Crash Course videos are the definition of historical revisionism, are clouded by his personal bias, and are pop-history at best
>tv
Movies based off his books are pretty bad yet get good reviews
Go ahead start a thread on any board here and pretty much apart from a few trolls everyone will hate him for one reason or another. Even /co/ hates the guy
bump for /lit/ on /pol/
>>76319729
>>76325081
>>76319729
I needed to google what is uganda.
>surronded by somalia, ethiopia, kenya, sudan and congo
God hates you.
>>76343740
Rare
>>76321216
Bingo
>>76319729
>>76325081
>>76343740
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE GOYS
>>76321250
>>47 Ronin Dicks
>>76344242
A flag habbening of epic proportions, kike
>>76320201
Based.
